A friend of a friend to my (other) friend, after he got off a really good burn:
"So? You read books for fun."
Then he got this smug look on his face like he was king of retard hill or something.
Yeah, I got something like this. In year 6, the rest of my class were morons so I tended to find a quiet spot in the playground and read a book through lunch. One particularly bright spark tended to come up and try to disturb me, and his favourite come-back was 'Oh, why don't you go read a book!' And I'm sitting there, with a book in my lap. What's more, he used that same line repeatedly for about six months, like it never got old.
I should have mentioned that this was in my first year of University.
A friend of a friend to my (other) friend, after he got off a really good burn:
"So? You read books for fun."
Then he got this smug look on his face like he was king of retard hill or something.
Yeah, I got something like this. In year 6, the rest of my class were morons so I tended to find a quiet spot in the playground and read a book through lunch. One particularly bright spark tended to come up and try to disturb me, and his favourite come-back was 'Oh, why don't you go read a book!' And I'm sitting there, with a book in my lap. What's more, he used that same line repeatedly for about six months, like it never got old.
Haha maybe he was hoping that with more use, it would somehow evolve into something intelligent. Gain experience, level up or something.
I used to say "Your mom!" a lot. It didn't work so well when I did it to my brother.
A friend of a friend to my (other) friend, after he got off a really good burn:
"So? You read books for fun."
Then he got this smug look on his face like he was king of retard hill or something.
Yeah, I got something like this. In year 6, the rest of my class were morons so I tended to find a quiet spot in the playground and read a book through lunch. One particularly bright spark tended to come up and try to disturb me, and his favourite come-back was 'Oh, why don't you go read a book!' And I'm sitting there, with a book in my lap. What's more, he used that same line repeatedly for about six months, like it never got old.
I should have mentioned that this was in my first year of University.
Okay, that's way worse. Why is it there are people out there who think books are something to ridicule? Don't they realise they're just demonstrating their own ignorance?
A friend of a friend to my (other) friend, after he got off a really good burn:
"So? You read books for fun."
Then he got this smug look on his face like he was king of retard hill or something.
Yeah, I got something like this. In year 6, the rest of my class were morons so I tended to find a quiet spot in the playground and read a book through lunch. One particularly bright spark tended to come up and try to disturb me, and his favourite come-back was 'Oh, why don't you go read a book!' And I'm sitting there, with a book in my lap. What's more, he used that same line repeatedly for about six months, like it never got old.
I should have mentioned that this was in my first year of University.
Okay, that's way worse. Why is it there are people out there who think books are something to ridicule? Don't they realise they're just demonstrating their own ignorance?
I guess not.
What the fuck's wrong with you, nerd. Why wouldn't you show off your ignorance?
I guess you're one of those fags that thinks having a grasp on common knowledge is 'cool,' huh.
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A friend of a friend to my (other) friend, after he got off a really good burn:
"So? You read books for fun."
Then he got this smug look on his face like he was king of retard hill or something.
Yeah, I got something like this. In year 6, the rest of my class were morons so I tended to find a quiet spot in the playground and read a book through lunch. One particularly bright spark tended to come up and try to disturb me, and his favourite come-back was 'Oh, why don't you go read a book!' And I'm sitting there, with a book in my lap. What's more, he used that same line repeatedly for about six months, like it never got old.
I should have mentioned that this was in my first year of University.
Okay, that's way worse. Why is it there are people out there who think books are something to ridicule? Don't they realise they're just demonstrating their own ignorance?
I guess not.
AH YES. Thank you for reminding me of the college classmate I had, JUST LAST YEAR. It was an accounting class, and we were on break. I leave my stuff in the classroom, go have my break with everyone else. I come back, and someone has written "DORK" in yellow highlighter, in my textbook.
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
In first year of high school I had some guys giving me shit. Just the usual 'faggot lol'. So I proceeded to administer a beating. That's how I like to remember it anyway. In retrospect, I was probably just a whirlwind of loosely coordinated slaps, but they backed off and didn't bother me again. Probably didn't want any 'faggot lol' disease.
One guy did call me 'Merlin' throughout high school though. As in, the Wizard. I never knew if it was an insult or term of endearment though. I sort of liked it.
But hey, what the fuck is with this shit happening in College? ...College in the US must be different from university in Australia.
I think the stupidest I've gotten is people calling me a neanderthal, even though none of them even knew what it was.
And one guy tried to insult me by saying I'd grow up and become an astronaut. He seemed pretty proud of his insult.
Plus the usual insults of "Fag lol", "Retard", "You read books" and "You're not wearing brand name clothing". The book thing is completely messed up though. It's like people are proud of being illiterate. "Durrrrrr Books are dumb Ill just wait untill they make it into a movie and butcher it completely."
I was on a date with a girl and we were eating ice cream and walking along this street that was pretty crowded with college students. This middle-aged guy comes up to us and asks us for a light. Both my date and I say, "Sorry, we don't smoke," and the dude looks me up and down a couple times like he's checking me out, pauses a beat, and says, "Faggot," and then walks away. My date and I look at each other and are like, "WTF?"
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
In first year of high school I had some guys giving me shit. Just the usual 'faggot lol'. So I proceeded to administer a beating. That's how I like to remember it anyway. In retrospect, I was probably just a whirlwind of loosely coordinated slaps, but they backed off and didn't bother me again. Probably didn't want any 'faggot lol' disease.
That's pretty much what all Grade 8 fights look like, as I recall :P
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That makes more sense than most things in the world.
And colleges are a breeding ground for a lot of bad stories. Many of them have diverse populations, which is usually good, but it means there a lot of stupid people as well as smart people.
Hm, most "comebacks" I got were of the physical kind, I would ridicule someone and they'd gang up on me after school. D=
Oh right, they called me "dildo" for a full year, that was pretty retarded in retrospect, at the time I was really annoyed by it and just walked away when they started namecalling. I'm sure there's some good comebacks I missed.
A few weeks back at the bus stop I heard a really really bad comeback; some girls were teasing a guy and the guy replied with "well, your dad has sex with your mom!". It did not impress anyone.
I think the greatest bad comeback I ever gotten was from my friend after we came back from the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade. We were ragging on him for commenting on this girl that he thought had a nice ass, but when she turned around it turned to be a guy (not surprising obviously).
So I'm talking shit to him, and he turns and throws this at me:
"Oh yeah?! Well you're a bowl of Honey-Nut QUEERIOS! (Pause) And the milk is not milk. It's jizz."
I swear to god I didn't stop laughing for like an hour.
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Let the truth magnify,
Devils can't stop me,
But they damn sure try...
One of my friends is originally from Oklahoma. She tells me that if you read a book in public, you will routinely attract verbal abuse from total strangers, along the lines of: "why are you reading that book, you're stoopud."
Your mother is so bad at Broadway recordings that she insists that Gene Kelly recorded the Original Broadway Production of Pal Joey, but anyone would know Harold Lang was the titular character since there was no official recording during his run!
We were ragging on him for commenting on this girl that he thought had a nice ass, but when she turned around it turned to be a guy (not surprising obviously).
Hah. This wasn't an insult, but still damn funny.
I was walking to the store, absentmindedly thinking about random stuff. I pass some guy in the middle-40s.
He says "Good day, little miss."
When he's two steps behind me I hear a silent "Oh shi-"
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What an asshead.
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No oo?
"Oh, shit, no, I had better meet my quota."
"If I knew what a quota was, I'd totally kick your ass."
She shoved me down a flight of stairs the next day though, so I guess she won?
The fuck?
That made me laugh out loud.
I should have mentioned that this was in my first year of University.
Haha maybe he was hoping that with more use, it would somehow evolve into something intelligent. Gain experience, level up or something.
I used to say "Your mom!" a lot. It didn't work so well when I did it to my brother.
He knows it's bad.
After learning about the coma, I would have tacked on...
"No shit. It's just that good."
Jesus... fucking... christ.
There are really people like him in this world?
I thought they only existed in MTV shows.
I don't know what kind of disease you have to get before your penis resembles a cinnamon churro.
Okay, that's way worse. Why is it there are people out there who think books are something to ridicule? Don't they realise they're just demonstrating their own ignorance?
I guess not.
What the fuck's wrong with you, nerd. Why wouldn't you show off your ignorance?
I guess you're one of those fags that thinks having a grasp on common knowledge is 'cool,' huh.
One guy did call me 'Merlin' throughout high school though. As in, the Wizard. I never knew if it was an insult or term of endearment though. I sort of liked it.
But hey, what the fuck is with this shit happening in College? ...College in the US must be different from university in Australia.
And one guy tried to insult me by saying I'd grow up and become an astronaut. He seemed pretty proud of his insult.
Plus the usual insults of "Fag lol", "Retard", "You read books" and "You're not wearing brand name clothing". The book thing is completely messed up though. It's like people are proud of being illiterate. "Durrrrrr Books are dumb Ill just wait untill they make it into a movie and butcher it completely."
JEEZ.
I was on a date with a girl and we were eating ice cream and walking along this street that was pretty crowded with college students. This middle-aged guy comes up to us and asks us for a light. Both my date and I say, "Sorry, we don't smoke," and the dude looks me up and down a couple times like he's checking me out, pauses a beat, and says, "Faggot," and then walks away. My date and I look at each other and are like, "WTF?"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That's pretty much what all Grade 8 fights look like, as I recall :P
t feral REAL MEN SMOKE AND DRINK AND KILL DEER WITH THEIR TEETH
I hypothesized that he found me attractive and couldn't think of a better way to say it.
After all, he was the one giving me elevator eyes.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
He was just testing you, to see how you'd react. You failed. You should have killed him and eaten his brain for checking you out.
Looking someone up and down.
On the black screen
He was just waiting for you to say "Why yes I am," ditch your date, and follow him away for a night of rough mansex.
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That makes more sense than most things in the world.
And colleges are a breeding ground for a lot of bad stories. Many of them have diverse populations, which is usually good, but it means there a lot of stupid people as well as smart people.
Oh right, they called me "dildo" for a full year, that was pretty retarded in retrospect, at the time I was really annoyed by it and just walked away when they started namecalling. I'm sure there's some good comebacks I missed.
A few weeks back at the bus stop I heard a really really bad comeback; some girls were teasing a guy and the guy replied with "well, your dad has sex with your mom!". It did not impress anyone.
Stupid insult my friends and I use from the Brian Posehn Metal by Numbers video.
So I'm talking shit to him, and he turns and throws this at me:
"Oh yeah?! Well you're a bowl of Honey-Nut QUEERIOS! (Pause) And the milk is not milk. It's jizz."
I swear to god I didn't stop laughing for like an hour.
Let the truth magnify,
Devils can't stop me,
But they damn sure try...
-Mos Def
I laugh.
YEAH!
Hah. This wasn't an insult, but still damn funny.
I was walking to the store, absentmindedly thinking about random stuff. I pass some guy in the middle-40s.
He says "Good day, little miss."
When he's two steps behind me I hear a silent "Oh shi-"
Little miss? I'm 6'2! And male!
Aw, he wasn't insulting you.