Stupid wannable gangstas. They are by far the most annoying social group in any institute of education (high school, college, etc). Except for emos, those people are annoying AND dumb. The emo subculture is my archnemesis. But yeah, gangsta wannabes are just dipshits really. Everytime I pass by one in the halls, I tell him to straighten his hat, tie his shoes, and pull his pants up.
I am ashamed that their stupidity pays my bills.
To contribute to the thread: "I could own you at <insert video game>."
This "insult" is complimented when the user believes he is making an actual point, in the context of an argument or debate.
I especially loved it when someone told me he would "own" me at Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain. Yeah. Fucking Syphon Filter.
If you don't know, Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain is (theoretically, seeing as its multiplayer doesn't work) a co-operative shooter. Despite the fact that there is no versus mode, he insisted that he would "run circles around" me.
He backed this up by informing me that he has played with "all the legends." Being a member of the tiny GameFAQs forum community for this game apparently makes you a legend.
What percentage of customers do you think will be responsible with their purchases? I'm not trying to make an anti-firearm argument or anything, I'm just curious.
What percentage of customers do you think will be responsible with their purchases? I'm not trying to make an anti-firearm argument or anything, I'm just curious.
Answering such a question would go against my ethics. I don't question the integrity of my customers (Though I do question their manner of speech and dress) any further than making sure they have proper credentials.
Although, I will tell you that I think a lot of those people buy guns just to have guns. Like fashion accessories.
What percentage of customers do you think will be responsible with their purchases? I'm not trying to make an anti-firearm argument or anything, I'm just curious.
Answering such a question would go against my ethics. I don't question the integrity of my customers (Though I do question their manner of speech and dress) any further than making sure they have proper credentials.
Although, I will tell you that I think a lot of those people buy guns just to have guns. Like fashion accessories.
An old buddy of mine once got into a "yo momma" fight with another kid at his school. The kid told him "his momma so fat, she can't wear Malcom X without helicopters landin' on her ass."
I'm not sure if that's the absolute worst, or absolute best insult ever.
Also, "your face" makes a wonderful snide comeback for any occasion. "That is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand." "Oh yeah? Well your face is completely irrelavent to the subject at hand."
Oh wait, I do remember one. When I was living in the dorms a bunch of us on my floor were hanging out talking, and I said something or another, I don't even remember what, and this one girl looks at me and says "I don't like talking to you, because you make me think."
Stupid wannable gangstas. They are by far the most annoying social group in any institute of education (high school, college, etc). Except for emos, those people are annoying AND dumb. The emo subculture is my archnemesis. But yeah, gangsta wannabes are just dipshits really. Everytime I pass by one in the halls, I tell him to straighten his hat, tie his shoes, and pull his pants up.
There's a kid who wants to fight me, who's a wannabe gangsta. Kid's the biggest douche I have ever met. I told one of the librarians that I was tempted to fight him just to beat his ass. She told me I should pity him. I pissed myself, because there's no reason to pity him, but many to hate him.
And I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. Fucking emos...
Stupid wannable gangstas. They are by far the most annoying social group in any institute of education (high school, college, etc). Except for emos, those people are annoying AND dumb. The emo subculture is my archnemesis. But yeah, gangsta wannabes are just dipshits really. Everytime I pass by one in the halls, I tell him to straighten his hat, tie his shoes, and pull his pants up.
There's a kid who wants to fight me, who's a wannabe gangsta. Kid's the biggest douche I have ever met. I told one of the librarians that I was tempted to fight him just to beat his ass. She told me I should pity him. I pissed myself, because there's no reason to pity him, but many to hate him.
And I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. Fucking emos...
Would you say your lawn hurts itself to feel alive?
Oh wait, I do remember one. When I was living in the dorms a bunch of us on my floor were hanging out talking, and I said something or another, I don't even remember what, and this one girl looks at me and says "I don't like talking to you, because you make me think."
If that's an insult it's a bad one, if it's an admittance of her own stupidity more power to her.
Oh wait, I do remember one. When I was living in the dorms a bunch of us on my floor were hanging out talking, and I said something or another, I don't even remember what, and this one girl looks at me and says "I don't like talking to you, because you make me think."
Freshman year of college we started a pool to guess who would drop out/get knocked up the first year. We were startlingly accurate, but we missed a bunch of people who we didn't expect to leave.
Stupid wannable gangstas. They are by far the most annoying social group in any institute of education (high school, college, etc). Except for emos, those people are annoying AND dumb. The emo subculture is my archnemesis. But yeah, gangsta wannabes are just dipshits really. Everytime I pass by one in the halls, I tell him to straighten his hat, tie his shoes, and pull his pants up.
There's a kid who wants to fight me, who's a wannabe gangsta. Kid's the biggest douche I have ever met. I told one of the librarians that I was tempted to fight him just to beat his ass. She told me I should pity him. I pissed myself, because there's no reason to pity him, but many to hate him.
And I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. Fucking emos...
Would you say your lawn hurts itself to feel alive?
No, I think my lawn makes me hurt it so that it feels alive.
The worst one I have ever heard was in 9th grade I had to do a report on Martin Van Buren and one of the football players in my class who used to be friends with me decided to insult me by calling me Van Buren all year. Probably one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
I got called 'Pornstar' for a lot of my time in high school. It was because I got caught stealing a Pamela Anderson playboy when I was 14 (it was to sell to a guy in school, I didnt care for Playboy cos my brother had a subscription to Black Label Penthouse)
Still... I like Pornstar. You guys can call me that whenever you want
Just recently, we were doing something or other in my Drama class, Carson (idiot who always tries to insult me) was supposed to help drag some set. I told him to go do it as he was slacking off. He said to me:
"You're not my mother Eric"
to which my snappy retort was:
"No, but I am fucking your mom, that's got to count for something"
and then my friend Brad came in with one little addition:
"Listen to your father Carson"
God... i've never seen anyone more pissed off that after that little exchange. Heh, teaches him that if he goes around insulting other people, he should expect to get insulted.
A friend (I use the term loosely) once told me 'You're only clever beacuse you read books!'. We were about 11, but somehow the swine got into Cambridge since.
I went to a selective school, and we were all kinda geeks. I got into an argument one day with one of the much smarter kids about how many zeros there were in a billion. I contended 12 (double the 6 zeros in a million, made sense to me), he said 9. Technically we were both right (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion) but he claimed victory anyway (don't ask me how). For about the next four years, any time he saw me he would 'blink' his fingers at me to make the number 12 (ie 'Blink' ten fingers, 'Blink' two fingers), complete with saying 'blink' when he did it, I guess to remind me about when I'd been wrong. It was completely retarded, but it managed to piss me off each time so I guess it was successful.
The worst one I have ever heard was in 9th grade I had to do a report on Martin Van Buren and one of the football players in my class who used to be friends with me decided to insult me by calling me Van Buren all year. Probably one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
That's pretty clever. I guess you could call him Marten Van Burnen
The worst one I have ever heard was in 9th grade I had to do a report on Martin Van Buren and one of the football players in my class who used to be friends with me decided to insult me by calling me Van Buren all year. Probably one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
That's pretty clever. I guess you could call him Marten Van Burnen
you should be either congratulated or shot for that one. :P
This is going all the way back to the first page, but I'm pretty sure I could insult a good many women by just saying the word 'kitchen'.
Well... really. Saying the word kitchen, rolling my eyes a little and kinda making a pointing/shooing hand gesture. Probably a little sigh followed by a slight shake of my head thrown in for good measure.
See... the idea is to communicate "Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen, where you belong. The men folk are talking." but without so many words.
I kinda live in the south. Folks have called me a liberal or a socialist before, a couple of times I didn't realize they intended it as an insult right away. Someone called me a geek a couple days ago, and I think my response was something whitty along the lines of "eerr... yeah."
Now that's the time where you break out the good old "If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid"
Also, in some circumstance, when someone is telling you about something boring, you can tell 'em "I'm not suprised or interested"
That's what I like to do, keep a few general-purpose burns tucked away in my mind. Ones that don't have a specific tailored purpose, and can be used just whenever. Of course the best burns are the ones that just pop up, made for the argument.
When I was like 13 or 14 years old, my friend wanted to set me up with one of his neighbors. He made it clear to me ahead of time it was going to be a pity thing- this kid was not very attractive, and approaching 300 pounds, and a little bit younger than me. He didn't say how young. I said that I would at least meet him and see how we got along.
So when we got to his house, the first thing the kid said, before even introducing himself or saying hi, was, "You shove cats up your ass. It's your religion!" Oh yeah, and he was ELEVEN. After that, he did not care to explain himself or say anything further, and I left. I'm assuming now that the whole thing was just a twisted joke, but still, I was definitely caught off guard.
When I was like 13 or 14 years old, my friend wanted to set me up with one of his neighbors. He made it clear to me ahead of time it was going to be a pity thing- this kid was not very attractive, and approaching 300 pounds, and a little bit younger than me. He didn't say how young. I said that I would at least meet him and see how we got along.
So when we got to his house, the first thing the kid said, before even introducing himself or saying hi, was, "You shove cats up your ass. It's your religion!" Oh yeah, and he was ELEVEN. After that, he did not care to explain himself or say anything further, and I left. I'm assuming now that the whole thing was just a twisted joke, but still, I was definitely caught off guard.
Jokes on him. He's 11 and weighs 300 pounds. Fuck him.
In middle school I overheard a conversation between two guys, and when one insulted the other he came back with "At least my ass is bigger than yours!"
Back when I was in elementary school, my favorite insult for my brother was "Buttrat". I'm the kind of person that thinks, "as long as it works for me, it works". So after trying to get me to stop didn't seem to work, he just got sick of me using the same insult. So his plan was to get me to spice it up, add variety.
Now, i don't remember how it got to this, but he used Euro Disney as an example. He explained that since its European, its different.
My first though is, "So, your a peein buttrats?"
Also, "your face" makes a wonderful snide comeback for any occasion. "That is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand." "Oh yeah? Well your face is completely irrelavent to the subject at hand."
I don't remember this at all, but my parents remind me every chance they get. When I was young, maybe five or so, I had some argument with my father. I was obviously losing, and I needed something good. Something that would make him cry. So I scrunch my five-year old nose, the turning wheels in my head visible to all, and blurt out "Well.... well... I DON'T LIKE YOUR SHIRT".
I don't remember this at all, but my parents remind me every chance they get. When I was young, maybe five or so, I had some argument with my father. I was obviously losing, and I needed something good. Something that would make him cry. So I scrunch my five-year old nose, the turning wheels in my head visible to all, and blurt out "Well.... well... I DON'T LIKE YOUR SHIRT".
ICEBURN
That's the cutest thing ever.
This exchange happened the other day with a friend from class (senior year of college).
Girl: So this person with one of those cars with the big rims and tires and loud stereo pulled into my boyfriend's apartment. It was so loud it set off several car alarms.
Me: Yeah?
Girl: Well, it was, you know - one of those people. (I italicize because it was said in a tone of judgment and bigotry. To signify black people was my guess.)
I don't remember this at all but when I was 5 or 4 I was in my back yard and my neighbor was watering her flowers or something and she playfully sprayed me a bit with the hose.
I yelled out "you bitch!" and ran in my house. Fucking parents reminding us about stupid shit like that. Not right.
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I am ashamed that their stupidity pays my bills.
To contribute to the thread: "I could own you at <insert video game>."
This "insult" is complimented when the user believes he is making an actual point, in the context of an argument or debate.
I especially loved it when someone told me he would "own" me at Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain. Yeah. Fucking Syphon Filter.
If you don't know, Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain is (theoretically, seeing as its multiplayer doesn't work) a co-operative shooter. Despite the fact that there is no versus mode, he insisted that he would "run circles around" me.
He backed this up by informing me that he has played with "all the legends." Being a member of the tiny GameFAQs forum community for this game apparently makes you a legend.
What percentage of customers do you think will be responsible with their purchases? I'm not trying to make an anti-firearm argument or anything, I'm just curious.
Answering such a question would go against my ethics. I don't question the integrity of my customers (Though I do question their manner of speech and dress) any further than making sure they have proper credentials.
Although, I will tell you that I think a lot of those people buy guns just to have guns. Like fashion accessories.
Seems reasonable.
I'm not sure if that's the absolute worst, or absolute best insult ever.
Also, "your face" makes a wonderful snide comeback for any occasion. "That is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand." "Oh yeah? Well your face is completely irrelavent to the subject at hand."
There's a kid who wants to fight me, who's a wannabe gangsta. Kid's the biggest douche I have ever met. I told one of the librarians that I was tempted to fight him just to beat his ass. She told me I should pity him. I pissed myself, because there's no reason to pity him, but many to hate him.
And I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. Fucking emos...
Would you say your lawn hurts itself to feel alive?
If that's an insult it's a bad one, if it's an admittance of her own stupidity more power to her.
Freshman year of college we started a pool to guess who would drop out/get knocked up the first year. We were startlingly accurate, but we missed a bunch of people who we didn't expect to leave.
No, I think my lawn makes me hurt it so that it feels alive.
You just fuck my mom and eat our food,
FOODEATER!"
-some movie
Still... I like Pornstar. You guys can call me that whenever you want
Just recently, we were doing something or other in my Drama class, Carson (idiot who always tries to insult me) was supposed to help drag some set. I told him to go do it as he was slacking off. He said to me:
"You're not my mother Eric"
to which my snappy retort was:
"No, but I am fucking your mom, that's got to count for something"
and then my friend Brad came in with one little addition:
"Listen to your father Carson"
God... i've never seen anyone more pissed off that after that little exchange. Heh, teaches him that if he goes around insulting other people, he should expect to get insulted.
I went to a selective school, and we were all kinda geeks. I got into an argument one day with one of the much smarter kids about how many zeros there were in a billion. I contended 12 (double the 6 zeros in a million, made sense to me), he said 9. Technically we were both right (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion) but he claimed victory anyway (don't ask me how). For about the next four years, any time he saw me he would 'blink' his fingers at me to make the number 12 (ie 'Blink' ten fingers, 'Blink' two fingers), complete with saying 'blink' when he did it, I guess to remind me about when I'd been wrong. It was completely retarded, but it managed to piss me off each time so I guess it was successful.
I was really surprised that everyone actually got what I was going for though.
That's pretty clever. I guess you could call him Marten Van Burnen
you should be either congratulated or shot for that one. :P
Well... really. Saying the word kitchen, rolling my eyes a little and kinda making a pointing/shooing hand gesture. Probably a little sigh followed by a slight shake of my head thrown in for good measure.
See... the idea is to communicate "Bitch, shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen, where you belong. The men folk are talking." but without so many words.
I kinda live in the south. Folks have called me a liberal or a socialist before, a couple of times I didn't realize they intended it as an insult right away. Someone called me a geek a couple days ago, and I think my response was something whitty along the lines of "eerr... yeah."
Also, in some circumstance, when someone is telling you about something boring, you can tell 'em "I'm not suprised or interested"
That's what I like to do, keep a few general-purpose burns tucked away in my mind. Ones that don't have a specific tailored purpose, and can be used just whenever. Of course the best burns are the ones that just pop up, made for the argument.
So when we got to his house, the first thing the kid said, before even introducing himself or saying hi, was, "You shove cats up your ass. It's your religion!" Oh yeah, and he was ELEVEN. After that, he did not care to explain himself or say anything further, and I left. I'm assuming now that the whole thing was just a twisted joke, but still, I was definitely caught off guard.
Jokes on him. He's 11 and weighs 300 pounds. Fuck him.
Now, i don't remember how it got to this, but he used Euro Disney as an example. He explained that since its European, its different.
My first though is, "So, your a peein buttrats?"
I agree with you so much.
I use your face on a daily basis.
This guy right here called me an "arrogant keyboard biscuit."
I did, didn't I? I can't for the life of me remember why, though. Probably being arrogant.
ICEBURN
That's the cutest thing ever.
This exchange happened the other day with a friend from class (senior year of college).
Girl: So this person with one of those cars with the big rims and tires and loud stereo pulled into my boyfriend's apartment. It was so loud it set off several car alarms.
Me: Yeah?
Girl: Well, it was, you know - one of those people. (I italicize because it was said in a tone of judgment and bigotry. To signify black people was my guess.)
Me: Yeah, I fucking hate bigots too.
Girl: What?
Me: Huh?
I yelled out "you bitch!" and ran in my house. Fucking parents reminding us about stupid shit like that. Not right.
For example, "Wow, we couldn't send you back in time." means "You are so fat." Because they couldn't fit in the TARDIS.
No, really.
Your mom uses this insult on a daily basis! Oh, BURN!