"You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"
To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.
It was pretty funny.
Recently the following took place at a local middle school:
Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.
Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"
Girl: "That's so gay."
Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)
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What the fuck? What about the boy.
Speaking of which, don't you just wanna beat those 12 year olds who think that they are, "Gangsta" in the mall or Target or Wal-Mart or wherever. Because I wanna make sure it's okay to have those thoughts.
One that I get alot is "Learn to walk, fag!" while riding on a Segway.
I never hear this from pedestrians. Usually only from guys in raised trucks. The irony of this does not escape me.
How can you use a Segway and retain any dignity? I mean, really, who rides a Segway?
judging from the video, rich nerds.
Mine cost less than a computer. I guess we're all rich nerds. Also, how can you use that face and retain any dignity?
They are so awesome. The company my Dad works for does a lot of business with Dean Kamen and his whole FIRST robotics competition so I get to ride the Segways when I go to their office or he brings one home for the weekend.
Anyone who would insult you as you are riding one has obviously never ridden one themselves.
Also, the newer offroad model with the big fat tires is amazing, NOBODY could give you shit while riding that thing.
One that I get alot is "Learn to walk, fag!" while riding on a Segway.
I never hear this from pedestrians. Usually only from guys in raised trucks. The irony of this does not escape me.
How can you use a Segway and retain any dignity? I mean, really, who rides a Segway?
judging from the video, rich nerds.
Mine cost less than a computer. I guess we're all rich nerds. Also, how can you use that face and retain any dignity?
They are so awesome. The company my Dad works for does a lot of business with Dean Kamen and his whole FIRST robotics competition so I get to ride the Segways when I go to their office or he brings one home for the weekend.
Anyone who would insult you as you are riding one has obviously never ridden one themselves.
Also, the newer offroad model with the big fat tires is amazing, NOBODY could give you shit while riding that thing.
"You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"
To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.
It was pretty funny.
Recently the following took place at a local middle school:
Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.
Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"
Girl: "That's so gay."
Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)
o_0
What the fuck? What about the boy.
Hence the pending lawsuit. The school's double standard about how the boy said something derogitory about the girl's backgound, yet when the girl made a generic comeback retort, she is the one punished.
"You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"
To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.
It was pretty funny.
Recently the following took place at a local middle school:
Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.
Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"
Girl: "That's so gay."
Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)
o_0
What the fuck? What about the boy.
Speaking of which, don't you just wanna beat those 12 year olds who think that they are, "Gangsta" in the mall or Target or Wal-Mart or wherever. Because I wanna make sure it's okay to have those thoughts.
yes.... yes it is.
Those little fucking punk ass cunts who wear matching tracksuits with one leg rolled up. The little fuckers that try and stare out random people walking past them, the ones that make some women cross the road because of the way they act. The ones that sit perched on a wall making little comments about the people that walk past thinking that there's nothing the people can do. The happy slappers and the chavs. They all need to be beaten, we just need to be told we're allowed.
One time when I was 4, I was hanging out playing with a parakeet that I had at the time. It bit me, and I looked at it and screamed "I hope you go to Bird-Heck!"
"You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"
To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.
It was pretty funny.
Recently the following took place at a local middle school:
Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.
Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"
Girl: "That's so gay."
Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)
o_0
What the fuck? What about the boy.
Hence the pending lawsuit. The school's double standard about how the boy said something derogitory about the girl's backgound, yet when the girl made a generic comeback retort, she is the one punished.
Personally, I hope the family wins.
I guess it depends on the context. If the boy was legitimately asking a question to gain understanding, that is different then insulting someone with a slur. The fact is, one of the only things some kids know about Mormonism is the history of polygamy... hell, that's all some adults know about it. It's all about context, which we know nothing of from your story.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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Acording to the news article, it's implied that the boy's remark was as a jab and not as a query.
Acording to the news article, it's implied that the boy's remark was as a jab and not as a query.
Then yeah, they should have gotten an equal punishment.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
I was on my lunch beak at work (i work as an engineer for the council, so i was wearing a shirt and trousers) and this wannabe gansta/chav (wearing a yellow/gold tracksuit no less) stopped in front of me and said 'geeeek!' right in my face. he had such a high pitched voice i just burst out laughing. it was fantastic. the whole idea i think was to impress his skinny horrible looking girlfriend he was walking with.
I also, the very next day, have a homeless big issue seller tell me i should get a hair cut. to which i replied she should have a wash. stupid bitch.
Once my mom bought a new van, and I was so upset that she had gotten rid of the car she took me to kindergarten every day in, so I looked at her and screamed "I bet you couldn't fit all the Care Bears in there!"
A redneck who went to my school before he.... dropped out to become a mechanic had an extra special slur. "Fagosexual." Someone give that man an award.
"You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"
To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.
It was pretty funny.
Recently the following took place at a local middle school:
Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.
Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"
Girl: "That's so gay."
Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)
o_0
Couldn't the girl simply be remarking that a marriage involving a 9:1 women to man ratio seemed sort of homosexual?
It's about as likely that the other kid was being sincere in his query.
A redneck who went to my school before he.... dropped out to become a mechanic had an extra special slur. "Fagosexual." Someone give that man an award.
Fagosexhobic.
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A redneck who went to my school before he.... dropped out to become a mechanic had an extra special slur. "Fagosexual." Someone give that man an award.
That reminds me of one I overheard in my common room.
Girl: "...that's not a fair comment. You've no idea whether I've got the same experience as you."
Boy: "Yeah? Well you're not fucking me."
Abject silence for a minute before he quickly rephrased it simply as "you're not me".
HAHAHAH
Oh man I went through a similar thing. Well sorta. It didn't involve language uttered by me.
I was talking about sex in the library with some pretty blonde. She was a PETA nutbag and kind of nutty irrespective of her views. She jumped topics often with no hint that she was doing so. So we were talking about sex. Then she starts talking about baboon organs and she used the phrase "i don't to put that inside me." I realized, 20 seconds too late, that she was talking about a baboon's heart, and not sex. But 20 seconds is a long time, apparently, to have a really weird, puzzled look + grin on your face. She finally understood what I thought she meant...and, well, that was the last time we spoke.
My favorite dumb insult has to be the time were some "reporter" from TMZ jump out of a bush to ask Paris Hilton what she thought about someone on the TMZ website calling her a "fart in a mitten."
I don't know why anyone would find something that lame insulting. Funny for being dumb maybe but not insulting.
That reminds me of one I overheard in my common room.
Girl: "...that's not a fair comment. You've no idea whether I've got the same experience as you."
Boy: "Yeah? Well you're not fucking me."
Abject silence for a minute before he quickly rephrased it simply as "you're not me".
Reminds me of a memorable English class moment. One of my friends was obviously tired from the night before and was hoping to catch up on some sleep during class. A particularly uptight teacher noticed him with his head down and she yelled the wonderful words "Billy, if you want to sleep, you can sleep with me after class". It took a while for the class to settle down after that.
It's 5am. We've been drinking all night. Matt, Dave and I are walking to an all hour joint for some food. Matt's stuttering something stupid and Dave looks over and says:
"Get your dick out of my mouth"
I believe he mean't to say:
"Get my dick out of your mouth"
It's 5am. We've been drinking all night. Matt, Dave and I are walking to an all hour joint for some food. Matt's stuttering something stupid and Dave looks over and says:
"Get your dick out of my mouth"
I believe he mean't to say:
"Get my dick out of your mouth"
We gave him crap for over a month.
Ha, I got one along these lines.
This dude in the locker room was going on about he was gonna destroy this running back we were playing the upcoming week.
So he says something like, "I'm gonna tackle him and then rub my face in his balls".
The other night I was driving home and some guy yelled at me out the window, "hey faggot, turn off your brights!" but... I didn't have my brights on... so yeah, it was a little odd. I stuck my tongue out at him.
Generally in my circles we have the insult lines that form from nothing.
"...random conversation..."
We'd take a word from a sentence and make it into an insult.
"You're a conversation."
"Your face is a conversation."
"Your mom was a conversation last night."
"Bend over I'll show you a conversation."
Generally whoever gets the bend over wins that round. Although we keep trying to add more, it just never works out.
Also my favorite one to use against women I know is "...yeah, but at least I have a Y chromesome."
Generally that's followed by me cowering behind some random person who has no clue of what's going on and shouting "DON'T HURT ME!!!"
Rome taking Sardinia while Carthage was busy dealing with some of the bloodiest battles in history against the mercenaries at the end of the First Poenic War.
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...and I thought of how all those people died, and what a good death that is. That nobody can blame you for it, because everyone else died along with you, and it is the fault of none, save those who did the killing.
It's 5am. We've been drinking all night. Matt, Dave and I are walking to an all hour joint for some food. Matt's stuttering something stupid and Dave looks over and says:
"Get your dick out of my mouth"
I believe he mean't to say:
"Get my dick out of your mouth"
We gave him crap for over a month.
Ha, I got one along these lines.
This dude in the locker room was going on about he was gonna destroy this running back we were playing the upcoming week.
So he says something like, "I'm gonna tackle him and then rub my face in his balls".
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Speaking of which, don't you just wanna beat those 12 year olds who think that they are, "Gangsta" in the mall or Target or Wal-Mart or wherever. Because I wanna make sure it's okay to have those thoughts.
Sure does.
Hence the pending lawsuit. The school's double standard about how the boy said something derogitory about the girl's backgound, yet when the girl made a generic comeback retort, she is the one punished.
Personally, I hope the family wins.
yes.... yes it is.
Those little fucking punk ass cunts who wear matching tracksuits with one leg rolled up. The little fuckers that try and stare out random people walking past them, the ones that make some women cross the road because of the way they act. The ones that sit perched on a wall making little comments about the people that walk past thinking that there's nothing the people can do. The happy slappers and the chavs. They all need to be beaten, we just need to be told we're allowed.
Hell was a 'bad word' at 4.
My mom tells that story to everyone.
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I guess it depends on the context. If the boy was legitimately asking a question to gain understanding, that is different then insulting someone with a slur. The fact is, one of the only things some kids know about Mormonism is the history of polygamy... hell, that's all some adults know about it. It's all about context, which we know nothing of from your story.
Then yeah, they should have gotten an equal punishment.
Or none at all.
I also, the very next day, have a homeless big issue seller tell me i should get a hair cut. to which i replied she should have a wash. stupid bitch.
Exactly what I was thinking... Kids say stupid shit, nothing new.
Couldn't the girl simply be remarking that a marriage involving a 9:1 women to man ratio seemed sort of homosexual?
It's about as likely that the other kid was being sincere in his query.
Fagosexhobic.
Right?
Girl: "...that's not a fair comment. You've no idea whether I've got the same experience as you."
Boy: "Yeah? Well you're not fucking me."
Abject silence for a minute before he quickly rephrased it simply as "you're not me".
HAHAHAH
Oh man I went through a similar thing. Well sorta. It didn't involve language uttered by me.
I was talking about sex in the library with some pretty blonde. She was a PETA nutbag and kind of nutty irrespective of her views. She jumped topics often with no hint that she was doing so. So we were talking about sex. Then she starts talking about baboon organs and she used the phrase "i don't to put that inside me." I realized, 20 seconds too late, that she was talking about a baboon's heart, and not sex. But 20 seconds is a long time, apparently, to have a really weird, puzzled look + grin on your face. She finally understood what I thought she meant...and, well, that was the last time we spoke.
I don't know why anyone would find something that lame insulting. Funny for being dumb maybe but not insulting.
"You have freckles!"
Now they're not exactly showy, but this insult, for some unknown reason, actually hurt a little bit.
...So I retorted with:
"Well, you've got a lot of fat!"
I knew I shouldn't have but I just didn't need the hassle at that point in time.
Reminds me of a memorable English class moment. One of my friends was obviously tired from the night before and was hoping to catch up on some sleep during class. A particularly uptight teacher noticed him with his head down and she yelled the wonderful words "Billy, if you want to sleep, you can sleep with me after class". It took a while for the class to settle down after that.
"Get your dick out of my mouth"
I believe he mean't to say:
"Get my dick out of your mouth"
We gave him crap for over a month.
This dude in the locker room was going on about he was gonna destroy this running back we were playing the upcoming week.
So he says something like, "I'm gonna tackle him and then rub my face in his balls".
I'm sure he meant "my balls in his face".
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"...random conversation..."
We'd take a word from a sentence and make it into an insult.
"You're a conversation."
"Your face is a conversation."
"Your mom was a conversation last night."
"Bend over I'll show you a conversation."
Generally whoever gets the bend over wins that round. Although we keep trying to add more, it just never works out.
Also my favorite one to use against women I know is "...yeah, but at least I have a Y chromesome."
Generally that's followed by me cowering behind some random person who has no clue of what's going on and shouting "DON'T HURT ME!!!"
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