Dumbest insult in history?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nocren wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    "You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"

    To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.

    It was pretty funny.

    Recently the following took place at a local middle school:

    Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.

    Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"

    Girl: "That's so gay."

    Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)

    o_0
    What the fuck? What about the boy.

    Speaking of which, don't you just wanna beat those 12 year olds who think that they are, "Gangsta" in the mall or Target or Wal-Mart or wherever. Because I wanna make sure it's okay to have those thoughts.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gihgehls wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Gihgehls wrote: »
    One that I get alot is "Learn to walk, fag!" while riding on a Segway.

    I never hear this from pedestrians. Usually only from guys in raised trucks. The irony of this does not escape me.

    How can you use a Segway and retain any dignity? I mean, really, who rides a Segway?

    judging from the video, rich nerds.

    Mine cost less than a computer. I guess we're all rich nerds. Also, how can you use that face and retain any dignity?

    They are so awesome. The company my Dad works for does a lot of business with Dean Kamen and his whole FIRST robotics competition so I get to ride the Segways when I go to their office or he brings one home for the weekend.

    Anyone who would insult you as you are riding one has obviously never ridden one themselves.

    Also, the newer offroad model with the big fat tires is amazing, NOBODY could give you shit while riding that thing.
    Does it have chrome spinners?

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Gihgehls wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Gihgehls wrote: »
    One that I get alot is "Learn to walk, fag!" while riding on a Segway.

    I never hear this from pedestrians. Usually only from guys in raised trucks. The irony of this does not escape me.

    How can you use a Segway and retain any dignity? I mean, really, who rides a Segway?

    judging from the video, rich nerds.

    Mine cost less than a computer. I guess we're all rich nerds. Also, how can you use that face and retain any dignity?

    They are so awesome. The company my Dad works for does a lot of business with Dean Kamen and his whole FIRST robotics competition so I get to ride the Segways when I go to their office or he brings one home for the weekend.

    Anyone who would insult you as you are riding one has obviously never ridden one themselves.

    Also, the newer offroad model with the big fat tires is amazing, NOBODY could give you shit while riding that thing.
    Does it have chrome spinners?

    Sure does.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    "You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"

    To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.

    It was pretty funny.

    Recently the following took place at a local middle school:

    Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.

    Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"

    Girl: "That's so gay."

    Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)

    o_0
    What the fuck? What about the boy.

    Hence the pending lawsuit. The school's double standard about how the boy said something derogitory about the girl's backgound, yet when the girl made a generic comeback retort, she is the one punished.

    Personally, I hope the family wins.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    "You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"

    To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.

    It was pretty funny.

    Recently the following took place at a local middle school:

    Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.

    Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"

    Girl: "That's so gay."

    Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)

    o_0
    What the fuck? What about the boy.

    Speaking of which, don't you just wanna beat those 12 year olds who think that they are, "Gangsta" in the mall or Target or Wal-Mart or wherever. Because I wanna make sure it's okay to have those thoughts.

    yes.... yes it is.

    Those little fucking punk ass cunts who wear matching tracksuits with one leg rolled up. The little fuckers that try and stare out random people walking past them, the ones that make some women cross the road because of the way they act. The ones that sit perched on a wall making little comments about the people that walk past thinking that there's nothing the people can do. The happy slappers and the chavs. They all need to be beaten, we just need to be told we're allowed.

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One time when I was 4, I was hanging out playing with a parakeet that I had at the time. It bit me, and I looked at it and screamed "I hope you go to Bird-Heck!"

    Hell was a 'bad word' at 4.

    My mom tells that story to everyone.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nocren wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    "You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"

    To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.

    It was pretty funny.

    Recently the following took place at a local middle school:

    Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.

    Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"

    Girl: "That's so gay."

    Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)

    o_0
    What the fuck? What about the boy.

    Hence the pending lawsuit. The school's double standard about how the boy said something derogitory about the girl's backgound, yet when the girl made a generic comeback retort, she is the one punished.

    Personally, I hope the family wins.

    I guess it depends on the context. If the boy was legitimately asking a question to gain understanding, that is different then insulting someone with a slur. The fact is, one of the only things some kids know about Mormonism is the history of polygamy... hell, that's all some adults know about it. It's all about context, which we know nothing of from your story.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Acording to the news article, it's implied that the boy's remark was as a jab and not as a query.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nocren wrote: »
    Acording to the news article, it's implied that the boy's remark was as a jab and not as a query.

    Then yeah, they should have gotten an equal punishment.

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    Acording to the news article, it's implied that the boy's remark was as a jab and not as a query.

    Then yeah, they should have gotten an equal punishment.

    Or none at all.

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  • RobloRoblo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was on my lunch beak at work (i work as an engineer for the council, so i was wearing a shirt and trousers) and this wannabe gansta/chav (wearing a yellow/gold tracksuit no less) stopped in front of me and said 'geeeek!' right in my face. he had such a high pitched voice i just burst out laughing. it was fantastic. the whole idea i think was to impress his skinny horrible looking girlfriend he was walking with.


    I also, the very next day, have a homeless big issue seller tell me i should get a hair cut. to which i replied she should have a wash. stupid bitch.

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  • MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Glyph wrote: »
    Sentry wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    Acording to the news article, it's implied that the boy's remark was as a jab and not as a query.

    Then yeah, they should have gotten an equal punishment.

    Or none at all.

    Exactly what I was thinking... Kids say stupid shit, nothing new.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Once my mom bought a new van, and I was so upset that she had gotten rid of the car she took me to kindergarten every day in, so I looked at her and screamed "I bet you couldn't fit all the Care Bears in there!"

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A redneck who went to my school before he.... dropped out to become a mechanic had an extra special slur. "Fagosexual." Someone give that man an award.

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  • Chake99Chake99 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nocren wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    "You are gay" has a particularly funny history for me, because I am gay. Or to be more specific, bisexual. I remember in my freshman year of highschool, I got into an argument with some dickhead. After verbally sparring for a bit he triumphantly shouted out, in front of my entire English 9 class "YOU'RE GAY!"

    To which I calmly responded "...yeah, I am." Then he got sent to the grade head's office.

    It was pretty funny.

    Recently the following took place at a local middle school:

    Class is discussing religion or something, girl states that she is Mormon.

    Male student: "So does that mean you have 9 moms?"

    Girl: "That's so gay."

    Girl is disciplined. (Family has a pending lawsuit because the girl was suspended for her remark)

    o_0

    Couldn't the girl simply be remarking that a marriage involving a 9:1 women to man ratio seemed sort of homosexual?

    It's about as likely that the other kid was being sincere in his query.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A redneck who went to my school before he.... dropped out to become a mechanic had an extra special slur. "Fagosexual." Someone give that man an award.

    Fagosexhobic.

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  • deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    A redneck who went to my school before he.... dropped out to become a mechanic had an extra special slur. "Fagosexual." Someone give that man an award.

    FagosexOPhobic.

    Right?

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah he's one of them.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I always thought "fuck you" "fuck you harder" was pretty stupid.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That reminds me of one I overheard in my common room.


    Girl: "...that's not a fair comment. You've no idea whether I've got the same experience as you."

    Boy: "Yeah? Well you're not fucking me."


    Abject silence for a minute before he quickly rephrased it simply as "you're not me".

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    That reminds me of one I overheard in my common room.


    Girl: "...that's not a fair comment. You've no idea whether I've got the same experience as you."

    Boy: "Yeah? Well you're not fucking me."


    Abject silence for a minute before he quickly rephrased it simply as "you're not me".

    HAHAHAH

    Oh man I went through a similar thing. Well sorta. It didn't involve language uttered by me.

    I was talking about sex in the library with some pretty blonde. She was a PETA nutbag and kind of nutty irrespective of her views. She jumped topics often with no hint that she was doing so. So we were talking about sex. Then she starts talking about baboon organs and she used the phrase "i don't to put that inside me." I realized, 20 seconds too late, that she was talking about a baboon's heart, and not sex. But 20 seconds is a long time, apparently, to have a really weird, puzzled look + grin on your face. She finally understood what I thought she meant...and, well, that was the last time we spoke.

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  • KoekjesKoekjes Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My favorite dumb insult has to be the time were some "reporter" from TMZ jump out of a bush to ask Paris Hilton what she thought about someone on the TMZ website calling her a "fart in a mitten."

    I don't know why anyone would find something that lame insulting. Funny for being dumb maybe but not insulting.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A stupid insult i've had pointed at me was:

    "You have freckles!"

    Now they're not exactly showy, but this insult, for some unknown reason, actually hurt a little bit.
    ...So I retorted with:

    "Well, you've got a lot of fat!"

    I knew I shouldn't have but I just didn't need the hassle at that point in time.

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  • foursquaremanfoursquareman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    That reminds me of one I overheard in my common room.


    Girl: "...that's not a fair comment. You've no idea whether I've got the same experience as you."

    Boy: "Yeah? Well you're not fucking me."


    Abject silence for a minute before he quickly rephrased it simply as "you're not me".


    Reminds me of a memorable English class moment. One of my friends was obviously tired from the night before and was hoping to catch up on some sleep during class. A particularly uptight teacher noticed him with his head down and she yelled the wonderful words "Billy, if you want to sleep, you can sleep with me after class". It took a while for the class to settle down after that.

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  • HembotHembot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's 5am. We've been drinking all night. Matt, Dave and I are walking to an all hour joint for some food. Matt's stuttering something stupid and Dave looks over and says:
    "Get your dick out of my mouth"

    I believe he mean't to say:
    "Get my dick out of your mouth"

    We gave him crap for over a month.

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  • CantideCantide Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think Gaius' line in last night's BSG deserves a place in this thread.
    "This man tried to stab me through the neck -- and you missed! Butterfingers!"

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hembot wrote: »
    It's 5am. We've been drinking all night. Matt, Dave and I are walking to an all hour joint for some food. Matt's stuttering something stupid and Dave looks over and says:
    "Get your dick out of my mouth"

    I believe he mean't to say:
    "Get my dick out of your mouth"

    We gave him crap for over a month.
    Ha, I got one along these lines.

    This dude in the locker room was going on about he was gonna destroy this running back we were playing the upcoming week.

    So he says something like, "I'm gonna tackle him and then rub my face in his balls".

    I'm sure he meant "my balls in his face".

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  • drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The other night I was driving home and some guy yelled at me out the window, "hey faggot, turn off your brights!" but... I didn't have my brights on... so yeah, it was a little odd. I stuck my tongue out at him.

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  • FinalGamerFinalGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Your mom.


    That's it.

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Generally in my circles we have the insult lines that form from nothing.
    "...random conversation..."
    We'd take a word from a sentence and make it into an insult.

    "You're a conversation."
    "Your face is a conversation."
    "Your mom was a conversation last night."
    "Bend over I'll show you a conversation."

    Generally whoever gets the bend over wins that round. Although we keep trying to add more, it just never works out.

    Also my favorite one to use against women I know is "...yeah, but at least I have a Y chromesome."

    Generally that's followed by me cowering behind some random person who has no clue of what's going on and shouting "DON'T HURT ME!!!"

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  • RohanRohan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rome taking Sardinia while Carthage was busy dealing with some of the bloodiest battles in history against the mercenaries at the end of the First Poenic War.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Hembot wrote: »
    It's 5am. We've been drinking all night. Matt, Dave and I are walking to an all hour joint for some food. Matt's stuttering something stupid and Dave looks over and says:
    "Get your dick out of my mouth"

    I believe he mean't to say:
    "Get my dick out of your mouth"

    We gave him crap for over a month.
    Ha, I got one along these lines.

    This dude in the locker room was going on about he was gonna destroy this running back we were playing the upcoming week.

    So he says something like, "I'm gonna tackle him and then rub my face in his balls".

    I'm sure he meant "my balls in his face".

    :^:

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