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Let's Reticulate Some Servers [SIM CITY]

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Ubik wrote: »
    @jasconius is the region messed up for you too? or anyone else? i haven't been able to load my city for days

    i was just coming here to post about this

    i logged in today and played for 20 minutes, then it came up with a message saying "sorry, your city is not running correctly, we need to roll back your city to fix it"

    so i was kicked out for 3 minutes, came back, and everything I did since logging in was reverted

    something seems whacked


    first time since buying it that something has caused me a major issue

    Jasconius on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Finally got around to booting up my free EA game.

    Good lord but Need For Speed: Most Wanted makes a bad first impression.
    Really, game, an unskippable intro? Featuring mostly stuff you could easily tell me while I'm driving? Then you have me drive to my first real car and spend ages on explaining straightforward stuff to me like I'm an idiot, again unskippable. "Select the next event to choose your first race." Got it. "A marker will appear on your map." Kinda figured, but fine. "Drive to that marker." The fuck did you think I was gonna do?

    Get ten seconds into the first race, game crashes. Screen goes black, sound still goes, nothing I can do but Ctrl-Alt-Del out of it. Start game up again...

    Really, game, an unskippable intro? Again? Everything? Again?

    No crash this time, wins race, another longwinded explanation about how I need to press right on the D-pad and then I'm smacked in the face with not one, not two, but three separate DLC ads that I have to button through before I can actually start to play the game. Or in this case, quit the game.
    Beasteh wrote: »
    David_T wrote: »
    Finally got around to booting up my free EA game.

    Good lord but Need For Speed: Most Wanted makes a bad first impression.
    Really, game, an unskippable intro? Featuring mostly stuff you could easily tell me while I'm driving? Then you have me drive to my first real car and spend ages on explaining straightforward stuff to me like I'm an idiot, again unskippable. "Select the next event to choose your first race." Got it. "A marker will appear on your map." Kinda figured, but fine. "Drive to that marker." The fuck did you think I was gonna do?

    Get ten seconds into the first race, game crashes. Screen goes black, sound still goes, nothing I can do but Ctrl-Alt-Del out of it. Start game up again...

    Really, game, an unskippable intro? Again? Everything? Again?

    No crash this time, wins race, another longwinded explanation about how I need to press right on the D-pad and then I'm smacked in the face with not one, not two, but three separate DLC ads that I have to button through before I can actually start to play the game. Or in this case, quit the game.

    haha yep this was exactly my experience

    i was so disgusted at the first car i found booting me to a browser in order to 'buy the dlc pack containing this vehicle! £7.99!' i quit and uninstalled

    should have gone with plants vs zombies

    This is TERRIBLE.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    for what its worth, dead space 3 is cool

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I grabbed ME3 because I want to keep up my tradition of EA giving me mass effect games for free on the PC

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I picked Need for Speed cause I own all the rest of the options. Have not installed it.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    save yourself 20 gigs and don't

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    save yourself 20 gigs and don't

    From your posts it doesn't sound like you gave the game any sort of chance at all so I am hesitant to follow your advice.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    I'd like to give Need For Speed a chance, but out of the three times I've played the game now, twice I ended up with a black screen and sound still running that I had to Ctrl-Alt-Del out of, once I was DLC-ad cockslapped into quitting.

    Total playtime, not something that Origin shows. But probably less than 30 minutes.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    save yourself 20 gigs and don't

    From your posts it doesn't sound like you gave the game any sort of chance at all so I am hesitant to follow your advice.

    I've played it a bunch.

    It's fun online if you have a bunch of friends to play with, the single player feels very lacking and kinda lifeless.

    There a bunch of really horrible user experience choices made, like the above mentioned unskippable cutscenes, problems getting back to a point to reset a race, and a bunch of clunky menus.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    jasconius is the region messed up for you too? or anyone else? i haven't been able to load my city for days

    i was just coming here to post about this

    i logged in today and played for 20 minutes, then it came up with a message saying "sorry, your city is not running correctly, we need to roll back your city to fix it"

    so i was kicked out for 3 minutes, came back, and everything I did since logging in was reverted

    something seems whacked


    first time since buying it that something has caused me a major issue

    yeah so i can't load my city at all now

    i started a new city in the region, and i can't even load my old city to visit it

    if you look at the region there's no buildings or anything

    i can still buy utilities from it though

    weird

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    i wanted so much for simcity to be outstanding

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    101101 Registered User regular
    Have they added cheetah speed back in yet?

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    haha no

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    sigh
    i wanted so much for simcity to be outstanding

    yeah, yeah

    e: Why does the trade port send things out of the city by truck?

    101 on
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Wait, why did they disable cheetah speed if calculations weren't being made on the servers after all?

    Also Need for Speed isn't that bad. Yeah I think shoving DLC cars you can't drive into the game with all the other cars is a pretty shitty thing to do, but the multi is fun as heck.

    The cops in the single player are really awful though

    so

    I guess there is that

    it's pretty bad

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Wait, why did they disable cheetah speed if calculations weren't being made on the servers after all?

    Also Need for Speed isn't that bad. Yeah I think shoving DLC cars you can't drive into the game with all the other cars is a pretty shitty thing to do, but the multi is fun as heck.

    The cops in the single player are really awful though

    so

    I guess there is that

    it's pretty bad

    cheetah speed means the servers have to sync with games more frequently, so even if you have it set lower the game still has to poll every city in your region much more often

    mind you given the minimal amount of "online" that simcity is actually doing, this should still be a pretty trivial thing to get working

    but as you know this simcity has problems with all that

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    EA seems to have created a magnificent schadenfreude simulator.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    pantsypantsy Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »


    This is weirdly unsettling.........

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Anyone need a neighbor? I'm bored....

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    pantsy wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »


    This is weirdly unsettling.........

    Hitler youth on the march.

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    pantsypantsy Registered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    pantsy wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »


    This is weirdly unsettling.........

    Hitler youth on the march.

    For me, its they way they are materializing out of the tall grass

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I haven't logged into this game since my region got munched on by the server

    I need more patches before I put in serious time again

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    after getting booted and having my city erased, im not playing this again until its fixed (so probably never, lol)

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    the game works now

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    JC of DI wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    the game works now

    It does work. I played it for 60 hours in 10 days.

    A bug which I cannot explain and apparently impacts very few people has caused me to give it a rest for a while.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Now that the free games are no longer available they seem to have knocked $20 off this game on amazon. If you are looking to buy a half broken game for 33% off now is your chance.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    after getting booted and having my city erased, im not playing this again until its fixed (so probably never, lol)

    Does this mean you are going to stop making shitty posts in this thread too?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Now that the free games are no longer available they seem to have knocked $20 off this game on amazon. If you are looking to buy a half broken game for 33% off now is your chance.

    there was a brief period where you could do both, but that's still not enough to get me to play this

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Argh, I can't not make cities with square road grids. :(

    And I'm always tempted to separate residential and commercial from industrial by the entire width of the plot. That usually leads to humongous clusterfucks of traffic on the single road I have going to the industrial sector.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    after getting booted and having my city erased, im not playing this again until its fixed (so probably never, lol)

    Does this mean you are going to stop making shitty posts in this thread too?

    wow, rude?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    imagine the computing power we'll have soon enough. simulating an entire city, in real time, with millions of little lives and little stories, and families and friends meeting, and traffic accidents and whatnot. it's not far off.

    and then we all die of starvation after watching one intersection forever.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    its not far off, supercomputers can already simulate realtime traffic in large cities

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I mean more as "oh this is such a minutely accurate simulation that it is basically indiscernible from the real world."

    Computing power, what, doubles or so every year?

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    after getting booted and having my city erased, im not playing this again until its fixed (so probably never, lol)

    Does this mean you are going to stop making shitty posts in this thread too?

    wow, rude?

    It's a bit much, yeah.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I suspect there's already consumer computers that can run a million sims like that

    at this point there's not very many more consumer CPU advances that can be made other than adding more cores.


    problem is you still have to program it for the poor bastard running a Celeron

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i figured out what this game is missing



    the news ticker

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    weirdly, the new ticker was in some early screenshots

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I mean more as "oh this is such a minutely accurate simulation that it is basically indiscernible from the real world."

    Computing power, what, doubles or so every year?

    Except they couldn't do that.

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