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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    In case anyone was having trouble with that, I was joking about using an RPG to rob the bank. If I really wanted to rob a bank, I'd get an MBA.


    No seriously. The FBI is hell on people who just rob banks. Whereas with embezzlement, the DA has to wonder if it's worth risking the jury falling asleep when the forensic accountant comes out. White collar crime really is the way to go.

    Step 1) Get OWS jury
    Step 2) Watch jury fall asleep when the forensic accountant comes out
    Step 3) Watch rich guy go to jail anyway

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    yawn

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom it was still a good one liner, no need to defend it bro, we all know white collar criminals do less time

    because we're all white collar

    (and white)

    im blak fuk u

    obF2Wuw.png
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    In case anyone was having trouble with that, I was joking about using an RPG to rob the bank. If I really wanted to rob a bank, I'd get an MBA.


    No seriously. The FBI is hell on people who just rob banks. Whereas with embezzlement, the DA has to wonder if it's worth risking the jury falling asleep when the forensic accountant comes out. White collar crime really is the way to go.

    Step 1) Get OWS jury
    Step 2) Watch jury fall asleep when the forensic accountant comes out
    Step 3) Watch rich guy go to jail anyway

    Let's realtalk solo

    Nobody in OWS would be on a jury because that's real civic duty.


    Solomaxwell6The Green Eyed Monster
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    Lh96QHG.png
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom it was still a good one liner, no need to defend it bro, we all know white collar criminals do less time

    because we're all white collar

    (and white)

    im blak fuk u

    If stories of vent are true, you're the ponciest blak guy ever.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Ahhhh sometimes when I sleep I make a loud clicking noise then I wake up with a super sore throat.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    yawn

    tumblr_lpvr478XfH1qeei4to1_r2_500.gif

    obF2Wuw.png
    Captain Carrot
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    In case anyone was having trouble with that, I was joking about using an RPG to rob the bank. If I really wanted to rob a bank, I'd get an MBA.


    No seriously. The FBI is hell on people who just rob banks. Whereas with embezzlement, the DA has to wonder if it's worth risking the jury falling asleep when the forensic accountant comes out. White collar crime really is the way to go.

    Step 1) Get OWS jury
    Step 2) Watch jury fall asleep when the forensic accountant comes out
    Step 3) Watch rich guy go to jail anyway

    Let's realtalk solo

    Nobody in OWS would be on a jury because that's real civic duty.


    On the other hand, is your typical OWSer smart enough to dodge jury duty?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Celebrity footballers are the inevitable consequence of paying 20 year olds £75,000 a week while not imposing any particularly onerous responsibilities and also surrounding them with people very keen to tell them how brilliant they are.

    I think that would turn anyone into a douchebag.

    KanaTL DR
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    is it bad that I want to punch him until my fists bleed?

    Oh so you root for one of the teams he's scored against?
    I don't even know who he is, he just looks like a tremendous douche

    What if I told you about the time
    wiki wrote:
    Within days of joining Manchester City, Balotelli was involved in a car crash. It was reported that Balotelli was carrying £5000 cash at the time – and that when a police officer asked why he had such a large sum of cash Balotelli replied: "Because I am rich"

    Still wanna punch a man that brilliant?

    He should've done this and said it was his phone.

    E-Kane-cash-590x382.jpg

    Keep in mind, this is a hockey player, who as a general rule should never be considered cool.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
    Delmain
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    In case anyone was having trouble with that, I was joking about using an RPG to rob the bank. If I really wanted to rob a bank, I'd get an MBA.


    No seriously. The FBI is hell on people who just rob banks. Whereas with embezzlement, the DA has to wonder if it's worth risking the jury falling asleep when the forensic accountant comes out. White collar crime really is the way to go.

    Step 1) Get OWS jury
    Step 2) Watch jury fall asleep when the forensic accountant comes out
    Step 3) Watch rich guy go to jail anyway

    Let's realtalk solo

    Nobody in OWS would be on a jury because that's real civic duty.


    On the other hand, is your typical OWSer smart enough to dodge jury duty?
    Yes. They will blather on about Jury Nullification for hours

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    In case anyone was having trouble with that, I was joking about using an RPG to rob the bank. If I really wanted to rob a bank, I'd get an MBA.


    No seriously. The FBI is hell on people who just rob banks. Whereas with embezzlement, the DA has to wonder if it's worth risking the jury falling asleep when the forensic accountant comes out. White collar crime really is the way to go.

    Step 1) Get OWS jury
    Step 2) Watch jury fall asleep when the forensic accountant comes out
    Step 3) Watch rich guy go to jail anyway

    Dude, like my defense attorney is gonna let the jury be stacked with hippies. The moment he sees the white person dreads, he's gonna strike them.

    Silas Brown
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    I'm sure crack Republican scientists are working on that exact project right now.

    Kana
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    Ah, did they remove the (extremely silly) drug testing requirement?

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    God I am sleepy.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    So is the word finally out that OWS was just a bunch of blathering nonsense, with the few good and noble ideas lost in a sea of ignorance and poorly aimed discontent?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular


    :O

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom it was still a good one liner, no need to defend it bro, we all know white collar criminals do less time

    because we're all white collar

    (and white)

    im blak fuk u

    If stories of vent are true, you're the ponciest blak guy ever.

    i keep it real

    obF2Wuw.png
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    one of the best things about real life is that there are, oddly, not very many scientists that vote republican

    liberal brain washing camp great success in amerika

    obF2Wuw.png
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom it was still a good one liner, no need to defend it bro, we all know white collar criminals do less time

    because we're all white collar

    (and white)

    im blak fuk u

    If stories of vent are true, you're the ponciest blak guy ever.

    i keep it real

    How much back child support do you owe

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »


    :O

    i fucking lost it at "authentic civilian disguise"

    obF2Wuw.png
    Mojo_JojoDark Raven X
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    one of the best things about real life is that there are, oddly, not very many scientists that vote republican

    liberal brain washing camp great success in amerika

    It surprises me that a group that is dependent on academic spending wouldn't support the party dedicated to cutting educational funding.

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Keep in mind, this is a hockey player, who as a general rule should never be considered cool.

    Sage advice.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    Ah, did they remove the (extremely silly) drug testing requirement?

    A court made them.

    It turned out they were losing a bunch of money off of it. People on welfare actually use drugs less often than the general population (spoiler: poor people can't afford drugs).

    AManFromEarthDark Raven X
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom it was still a good one liner, no need to defend it bro, we all know white collar criminals do less time

    because we're all white collar

    (and white)

    im blak fuk u

    If stories of vent are true, you're the ponciest blak guy ever.

    i keep it real

    How much back child support do you owe

    look a lot of cats have that name

    obF2Wuw.png
    Dark Raven X
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    I do love the way "trial by peers" means "gather the twelve dumbest, least informed people we can find to make a life-changing decision for someone".

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Sir Landshark
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    one of the best things about real life is that there are, oddly, not very many scientists that vote republican

    liberal brain washing camp great success in amerika

    It surprises me that a group that is dependent on academic spending wouldn't support the party dedicated to cutting educational funding.

    its also that like 95% of the naas is atheist or watevs

    scientists just 2 marxist

    obF2Wuw.png
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    one of the best things about real life is that there are, oddly, not very many scientists that vote republican

    liberal brain washing camp great success in amerika

    It surprises me that a group that is dependent on academic spending wouldn't support the party dedicated to cutting educational funding.

    It's basically like, a group dependent upon academic spending, spurned for being out of touch, with high understanding of evolution, ecology, and the scientific method, as well as a predisposition to trusting consensus on fields such as global warming?

    I wonder who they'll vote for.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    Ah, did they remove the (extremely silly) drug testing requirement?

    Last I heard it had been thrown out by court, but of course the state is fighting it. I swear, all the money Scott and Friends have "saved" taxpayers by gutting services and taxes is being spent on fees for lawsuits against his crazy bad laws.

    Lh96QHG.png
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    So is the word finally out that OWS was just a bunch of blathering nonsense, with the few good and noble ideas lost in a sea of ignorance and poorly aimed discontent?

    I see OWS as a great idea that was carried out by (and co-opted by) terrible people. I was involved with the initial organization of Occupy DC, I was really excited when it started up... and then I met the people the other occupiers and left in disgust.

    Silas Brown
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i don't understand

    if they're not spending all of their money on drugs then what are they spending all their money on

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i don't understand

    if they're not spending all of their money on drugs then what are they spending all their money on

    I watch Fox News, which has taught me that poor people spend their food stamps on lobster, high-end liquor, and television sets.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom it was still a good one liner, no need to defend it bro, we all know white collar criminals do less time

    because we're all white collar

    (and white)

    im blak fuk u

    If stories of vent are true, you're the ponciest blak guy ever.

    i keep it real

    How much back child support do you owe

    look a lot of cats have that name

    Your adorable.

    488W936.png
    surrealitycheck
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    Ah, did they remove the (extremely silly) drug testing requirement?

    Last I heard it had been thrown out by court, but of course the state is fighting it. I swear, all the money Scott and Friends have "saved" taxpayers by gutting services and taxes is being spent on fees for lawsuits against his crazy bad laws.

    When is he up for reelection?

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Could applying for welfare be more demeaning? Oh, yes, it could, Scott could've gotten away with the drug testing proposal.

    Will teach for food.

    Ah, did they remove the (extremely silly) drug testing requirement?

    Last I heard it had been thrown out by court, but of course the state is fighting it. I swear, all the money Scott and Friends have "saved" taxpayers by gutting services and taxes is being spent on fees for lawsuits against his crazy bad laws.

    When is he up for reelection?

    2014, and he can run for one more term.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    one of the best things about real life is that there are, oddly, not very many scientists that vote republican

    liberal brain washing camp great success in amerika

    It surprises me that a group that is dependent on academic spending wouldn't support the party dedicated to cutting educational funding.

    It's basically like, a group dependent upon academic spending, spurned for being out of touch, with high understanding of evolution, ecology, and the scientific method, as well as a predisposition to trusting consensus on fields such as global warming?

    I wonder who they'll vote for.

    lesbians

    obF2Wuw.png
    Eddy
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i don't understand

    if they're not spending all of their money on drugs then what are they spending all their money on

    I watch Fox News, which has taught me that poor people spend their food stamps on lobster, high-end liquor, and television sets.

    Don't forget abortions.

    488W936.png
    Kana
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