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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I had "Weight Training" in high school which was basically can you change clothes and then sit around and talk for an hour while holding dumbbells.

    I had walk a couple of laps and then go take a nap. I had so many good naps in school.

    Yeah, eventually a bunch of us convinced the teacher that our AP physics teacher was going to let us come and sit it on her second class which was during the same time as our weight training class, so for about a month before the AP test we got to walk in, check in with him, and then leave.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    huh, from 1999-2001, only 33 americans died from dog attacks. that's actually less than i expected.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    THANK YOU

    that's exactly what i said


    i mean dogs legs don't even work that way, they can't kick you!

    So this was a serious line of argumentation huh

    *takes off glasses*

    *pulls a long drag from cigarette*

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I would have enjoyed PE were it not for the propensity of competitive sports to turn teenagers into even bigger shitsticks than usual.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I saw multiple gang fights at my high school. Crip graffiti was all over the boys room of my jr. high.

    There was a kid named Smokey (in jr high) that was at least 25, and I am pretty sure he killed people for fun.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).

    BLOOMBERG YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

    spool32GooeyCaptain Carrot
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    OgNwtqI.jpg

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    AManFromEarthspool32CasualronyaCorehealerbloodyroarxxJacobkoshCaptain Carrot
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I saw multiple gang fights at my high school. Crip graffiti was all over the boys room of my jr. high.

    There was a kid named Smokey (in jr high) that was at least 25, and I am pretty sure he killed people for fun.

    i mean why else would you do it

    Gooey
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    when I went on a cruise a few years ago I played in a dodgeball tournament

    and I was oh so thankful for my PE training then

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    I don't remember my schools being rough but maybe they were

    there were fights sometimes

    no one got shot though

    we had metal detectors at my middle school and first high school

    i never felt unsafe though

    the only thing that was dangerous was the shop teacher who liked to sexually harass the girls

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    My school never had any problems about bullying the fat kid/gay kid/whatever, but I realize that is a huge, huge outlier compared to the rest of the teenage world

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    I've noticed a debunking of pretty much every weight loss tactic I've ever heard over the last month or so.

    So, basically, the only way to lose weight is to run 400 miles per day and only eat broccoli.

    Fuck it.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Captain Carrot
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Feral with definitive proof. Horsebite worse.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    that picture is cropped

    the horse and the dog are both attacking a duck

    Feralronya
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).

    BLOOMBERG YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

    Bloomberg? You're thinking of fake New York. I'm from real New York, where Pataki reigned with an iron fist.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    I'm reaaaallly feeling Taco Bell for dinner. It calls me with it's sweet siren voice.
    Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins

    Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*

    Bless your heart.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    @Cambiata do you have any previous romance language experience? If so Standard Brazilian Portuguese should be fairly easy

    If not more difficult

    note that knowing the standard speech won't help you necessarily with colloquialisms at all, which vary a lot by region and are often based on non-romance languages

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Little shit of a pony once bit me when I was cleaning its hoof (not really its fault; had sensitive feet and someone who should have known better and not been in its stall anyway decided for some unknown reason to play around with its feet). I had the biggest blood blister ever on my back for over a week and then a very interesting scar/scab for a month or so.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    THANK YOU

    that's exactly what i said


    i mean dogs legs don't even work that way, they can't kick you!

    So this was a serious line of argumentation huh

    *takes off glasses*

    *pulls a long drag from cigarette*

    yep

    nothing but the highest highbrow dinner conversation with my family


    she kept coming up with hypothetical scenarios where people fall over the dog to their death


    and i'm all "THAT ISN'T BEING KICKED THAT'S TRIPPING OVER THE FUCKING DOG WTF????"

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

    919UOwT.png
    surrealitycheck
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Ponys are dicks.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Casual
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    her other argument was that a horse would never bite someone in the jugular, which is the only way a horse bit would kill you


    apparently

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    huh, from 1999-2001, only 33 americans died from dog attacks. that's actually less than i expected.

    If Django is accurate at all, millions of African Americans died a day from dog attacks in the antebellum period

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

    omg what if they already are

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    GooeyCasualsurrealitycheckFeralTTODewbackCaptain Carrot
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    @jacobkosh @thomamelas @desc change of plans means I will be watching the game from home means I can play with you guys (distractedly) tonight

    fuck gendered marketing
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Is teledildonics an actual field

    like

    if I became an electric engineer could I work in teledildonics

    Ludious on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).

    We did the combat variant. Which meant I was often drafted into the human shield for the medic roll. Grab a ball and start deflecting. And me yelling left or right when I was dodging the balls thrown at my knees.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I'm reaaaallly feeling Taco Bell for dinner. It calls me with it's sweet siren voice.
    Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins

    Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*

    this fuckin panera sandwich, man

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Oh thank goodness it is Friday! I need this weekend badly.

    (Don't worry, I expect you all to gloat when I am complaining about it being Monday before the rest of you).

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

    omg what if they already are

    holy shit call the president on the red phone

    919UOwT.png
    CasualChanussurrealitycheckJacobkosh
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

    WAT

    THEN

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

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    ChanusTTODewbackFeralsurrealitycheckdescCasualCaptain CarrotDelmainCorehealerJacobkosh
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I'm reaaaallly feeling Taco Bell for dinner. It calls me with it's sweet siren voice.
    Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins

    Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*

    this fuckin panera sandwich, man

    I'm quite hungry but I've got plenty of points to blow on the delicious chicken enchiladas I'm making for dinner.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is teledildonics an actual field

    like

    if I became an electric engineer could I work in teledildonics

    It's a word that is mostly a joke but you totally could. Actual teledildonics tend to be either really weak and useless or unbelievably dangerous.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

    omg what if they already are

    holy shit call the president on the red phone

    *blows silent whistle frantically*

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if dogs were invisible

    what then

    omg what if they already are

    holy shit call the president on the red phone

    tripping. over. invisible. dogs.



    down a staircase!

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Chanus
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    My mom just called me screaming because she won a pair of tickets to a Michael Jackson tribute band concert.
    Old people are weird.

    Bless your heart.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is teledildonics an actual field

    like

    if I became an electric engineer could I work in teledildonics

    It's a word that is mostly a joke but you totally could. Actual teledildonics tend to be either really weak and useless or unbelievably dangerous.

    Fortunately, there are people for whom the "unbelievably dangerous" is a feature, not a bug.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    When George Bush spoke at the university we set up a red phone for him.
    Secret Service was amused.

    Bless your heart.
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