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NFL THREAD: Long Arms? Fills The Hole? Either it's porn or the DRAFT IS HERE

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Kia wins for stupidest fucking commercial ever.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Should have gone for two.

    Realistically, the 9ers should go for two every TD from now on. Worst case scenario they'll need another FG to tie.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    simo wrote: »
    6 dollar footlongs?

    wait so you can't get any footlong for 5 dollars in februany? why is it even named that?

    The 5 dollar footlong promotion hurt the fuck out of the franchises and their owners, because they had to buy the supplies and sell at a much smaller profit margin (if not a loss).

    Since then Subway's been doing the 5 dollar deal on cheap things, and have upped their prices across the board. When the footlong feb comes around, they've bumped the most expensive sandwiches up to $6, and the big philly is still $8.

    Basically Subway the corporation doesn't make their money from actually selling sandwiches, it's from requiring franchisees to buy everything from corporate and then sell it at only a tiny markup for their own profit.

    I managed a subway for like 6 months and it was awful

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  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Wtf psy?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    would not have put money on psy endorsing pistachios

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    That was weird

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    So pistachios is the one that beat the dead horse. Moving on.

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  • SagrothSagroth Registered User regular
    Gagnum Style Pistachios?

    I don't even

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Apparently the league just robbed Jones of his record setting yard.

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  • SagrothSagroth Registered User regular
    would not have put money on psy endorsing pistachios


    He's gone nuts

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    Triple B wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    I hate football right now.

    I hear hockey's back, maybe I'll start watching that.

    Baseball starts soon. I could always try (again) to get interested in that.

    Trying - and failing - to get back into baseball has become a yearly tradition for me.

    Same. I manage to get interested on the rare occasion when the Red Sox make the postseason, but that's just because the boredom is outweighed by the excitement of seeing my home team succeed.

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  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    And they changed it to a 108 return. Sorry Jones

  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sagroth wrote: »
    would not have put money on psy endorsing pistachios


    He's gone nuts

    That was one too far

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2013
    geth, kick @sagroth from the thread

    DJ Eebs on
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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    May I never be the guy who gets paid to analyze an oblique video recording angle and determine if a touchdown was returned from 108 or 109 yards.


    ... Unless it pays really, REALLY well.

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I wouldn't expect pistachio companies to have enough money for a superbowl ad.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative The Geebs That Is A Pony. @Sagroth banned from this thread.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Subject-@Sagroth will invent fiction it believes the interrogator desires. Data acquired will be invalid.
    Infracted @Sagroth (2 points for 30 days) for "Kicked from thread: Not welcome"

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Wait they missed the tackles because Kaepernick threw so hard? Simms what in the world makes you say these things?

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    geth, forgive @sagroth

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative The Geebs That Is A Pony. @Sagroth is allowed back into this thread.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    OH SNAP! 49ERS might make this a game...maybe

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    I wouldn't expect pistachio companies to have enough money for a superbowl ad.

    Have you seen their commercials?

    Or better yet how fucking expensive those bags are?

    the Pistachio cartel is hella rich and powerful.

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Peccavi wrote: »
    I wouldn't expect pistachio companies to have enough money for a superbowl ad.

    You'd think their profit margins would be peanuts, at best.

    Magus` on
  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Woooooooooooo ginn!

  • simosimo Registered User regular
    hey a football game broke out

    yay

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    OH MY GOD

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Holy crap.

    This game is getting good.

  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    He's still running!

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    The 49ers finally showed up, it seems

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Damn it Ravens come on

    Stupid power outage I BLAME YOU

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I hope this is the last year the NFL issues faux belly sweat jerseys.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    right into the cheerleaders and knocked an expensive camera down :(

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Wait they missed the tackles because Kaepernick threw so hard? Simms what in the world makes you say these things?

    Phil Simms is retarded. The sooner you accept that, the easier it is to ignore him.

    Kana
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    If we lose due to a blackout, I might drink myself to death

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    So if a game is uninteresting and boring, the answer is to cut the power. Got it.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    !

  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    This fucking game!!!

  • simosimo Registered User regular
    holy shit nice block

    walker should probably strap his helmet up though

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