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[Wrestle]mania is Sunday! All other promotions have shows in New York too.

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  • KamiKami Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Buttlord wrote: »
    no

    trips' last match should be him and shawn

    go back to the thing a couple years ago when he was challenging taker, about how the two of them agreed that if the time ever came and one of them refused to quit, the other would take them out

    hunter refuses to quit

    shawn goes FUCK MAN YOU GOTTA STOP LET'S GO YOU AND ME I'M GONNA END IT

    forty minutes of superkicks

    I'd not only buy this PPV, I'd send Vince a personal check with my lipstick kisses on it

    Kami on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Kami wrote: »
    Next Mania is rumored to be Rock/Brock if it's Taker's last Mania, at least I think.

    so that'd leave Kane for Taker, right?

    RIGHT?!

    LET THIS HAPPEN

    GIVE THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT

    If it's Taker's last Mania, it has been rumored to be against, and really pretty much has to be against, Cena.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I love you, Buttlord. I really, truly do.

    was it sexual chocolate's hall of pain or the serious "hhh's last match should be with hbk because fucking really"

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    I love you, Buttlord. I really, truly do.

    "hhh's last match should be with hbk because fucking really"

    Forty minutes of superkicks.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    On a non-WWE note I have to say that Evolve 19 will probably be the last DGUSA/Evolve show I order. Not just due to the technical issues but the crowd hardly gave a fuck about ANYTHING on the show. Rumor has it Gabe Sapolsky said he will stop booking if he fails to drum up interest for both promotions during Wrestlecon weekend. Well Gabe you didn't impress me. Sorry.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    I love you, Buttlord. I really, truly do.

    "hhh's last match should be with hbk because fucking really"

    Forty minutes of superkicks.

    oh well that just went without saying

    you remember that one chappelle's show bit, with the drug dealer pleading the fifth to everything? "everything you say, i plead the fif"?

    it's like that

    but instead of pleading the fifth, superkicks

    Kami
  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Also didn't someone report that there'd be at least one face/heel turn on this show and nothing of the sort happened? Maybe they're saving them till Raw.

    wirehead26 on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

    also the wwe shutters the next morning

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Reading through this thread, Pwnan how can you possibly hate the Fandango character. You probably hate puppies too.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

    also the wwe shutters the next morning

    nah

    month long title tournament, ending at the next pay per view

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    I love you, Buttlord. I really, truly do.

    "hhh's last match should be with hbk because fucking really"

    Forty minutes of superkicks.

    That's a Young Bucks match.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

    also the wwe shutters the next morning

    nah

    month long title tournament, ending at the next pay per view

    oh dear god no

    wwe doesn't have the patience to do that

    cena would beat the whole tournament at once

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Reading through this thread, Pwnan how can you possibly hate the Fandango character. You probably hate puppies too.

    Fandango was one of the better things of the night

    So of course the match ended in the most ridiculous botch I've seen in a while

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Reading through this thread, Pwnan how can you possibly hate the Fandango character. You probably hate puppies too.

    Fandango was one of the better things of the night

    So of course the match ended in the most ridiculous botch I've seen in a while

    OK I'm about to watch this match so let me see how badly the ending was.

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  • KamiKami Registered User regular
    I'm still convinced it wasn't supposed to end like that, or at that spot

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

    also the wwe shutters the next morning

    nah

    month long title tournament, ending at the next pay per view

    They would end up having a huge tournament on raw the next day.

    Albert vs Brodus Cody vs Cena
    Brodus vs Cena
    Cena's your new champ, to thunderous high-pitched cheers and manly boos.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Fandango sure does oversell every move I will say. Fits the character though.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

    also the wwe shutters the next morning

    nah

    month long title tournament, ending at the next pay per view

    They would end up having a huge tournament on raw the next day.

    Albert vs Brodus Cody vs Cena
    Brodus vs Cena
    Cena's your new champ, to thunderous high-pitched cheers and manly boos.

    rey wins it for five minutes before cena claims his rematch clause

    CorporateRed
  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Holy SHIT that was a nice counter to the springboard dropkick.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Taker's last match should be against Kane, and it should be Kane's last match, too. Or, it should be for the WWE title, and after he wins, the arena goes dark and when the lights go up, the title is by itself in the ring, and the fireworks go off and the show ends.

    also the wwe shutters the next morning

    nah

    month long title tournament, ending at the next pay per view

    They would end up having a huge tournament on raw the next day.

    Albert vs Brodus Cody vs Cena
    Brodus vs Cena
    Cena's your new champ, to thunderous high-pitched cheers and manly boos.

    rey wins it for five minutes before cena claims his rematch clause

    to be fair, that took two weeks, and the next pay per view was summerslam, and the only logical choice for that match was punk/cena II

    I think they could have the patience for it, post Wrestlemania is generally when they try out a whole bunch of crazy stuff to see what works

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i liked johnny curtis better when his gimmick was being overly literall

    i kept waiting for the promo where he was talking about how he'd be successful someday, somehow because after all

    there's more than one way to skin a cat

    and hold on a close up of his face for half a beat while the audience realizes what's happening then smash cut to the diva's match

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I'm really glad we're out of this Rock/Cena holding pattern. If they're moving Rock into matches with guys like Lesnar, it really frees up the rest of the card to have stuff actually move around. I suppose it's possible that Cena just holds onto the title for a year and everything will be terrible, but I don't know. They've got a lot of guys that are free to move into new feuds after tonight, so I think things are pretty wide open

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    OK just saw the finish, yeah it was a botch but I didn't think it distracted from the overall match. I'm just glad they actually had a new guy cleanly defeat an established guy like in the opener.

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    They always have the potential for great things, it's whether or not they'll execute. If Ryback/Cena is the huge upcoming feud, I don't foresee good times.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    And watching a clip from the pre-show, rancid result aside that was a pretty cool way to lock on a figure four leglock. Kudos to Miz for applying it correctly as well.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    They always have the potential for great things, it's whether or not they'll execute. If Ryback/Cena is the huge upcoming feud, I don't foresee good times.

    el generico vs zack ryder for Coolest Dude Championship

    make the check out to Dick Buttes, vince

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Cena/Ryback is at least a fresh match up. Just give me something new and not recycled.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    They always have the potential for great things, it's whether or not they'll execute. If Ryback/Cena is the huge upcoming feud, I don't foresee good times.

    I think there's a better shot of Cena/Orton. I don't think Ryback/Henry's done yet.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Cena/Ryback is at least a fresh match up. Just give me something new and not recycled.

    spoilers ryback is crushed at Extreme Rules because wwe has not learned that babyfaces sometimes need to actually lose and then work their way back up to the top because that is a satisfying story unlike the face winning 24/7 until heat death

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Cena vs. heel Orton is certainly NOT a fresh match up. Well I guess it is for someone who didn't watch WWE in 2007.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Cena vs. heel Orton is certainly NOT a fresh match up. Well I guess it is for someone who didn't watch WWE in 2007.

    2007 was six goddamned years ago

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I really liked the whole PPV. Punk vs. Taker was the match of the night, but I enjoyed HHH/Lesnar and Cena/Rock as well. Granted the finish to the finish was a little too countering finishers, but it was still a good match.

    Shield match was good, disappointed I didn't get Kassius Ohno debuting as the fourth member of the Shield.

    @wirehead26 the Dragongate show before Wrestlemania tonight was goddamn awesome. Evolve was kind of a poop sandwich, but I didn't see the matches I most wanted to see because of the stream sucking a D, but the Dragongate show today was just so good.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Cena vs. heel Orton is certainly NOT a fresh match up. Well I guess it is for someone who didn't watch WWE in 2007.

    2007 was six goddamned years ago

    Look Cena/Orton wasn't even that great when it happened back then, doubt much will change that now.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Kami wrote: »
    I'm still convinced it wasn't supposed to end like that, or at that spot

    You mean the spot where there was a botched Lionsault into a botched ROLLUP?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Cena/Ryback is at least a fresh match up. Just give me something new and not recycled.

    spoilers ryback is crushed at Extreme Rules because wwe has not learned that babyfaces sometimes need to actually lose and then work their way back up to the top because that is a satisfying story unlike the face winning 24/7 until heat death

    spoilers Rock/Cena 3 at Extreme Rules and Cena wins again

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Kami wrote: »
    I'm still convinced it wasn't supposed to end like that, or at that spot

    You mean the spot where there was a botched Lionsault into a botched ROLLUP?

    needed to make another 10 minutes for HHH

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    I really liked the whole PPV. Punk vs. Taker was the match of the night, but I enjoyed HHH/Lesnar and Cena/Rock as well. Granted the finish to the finish was a little too countering finishers, but it was still a good match.

    Shield match was good, disappointed I didn't get Kassius Ohno debuting as the fourth member of the Shield.

    @wirehead26 the Dragongate show before Wrestlemania tonight was goddamn awesome. Evolve was kind of a poop sandwich, but I didn't see the matches I most wanted to see because of the stream sucking a D, but the Dragongate show today was just so good.

    Magell have they given instructions on how to redeem the free show coupon Gabe said was going to happen for the people who bought the live show plus VOD combo?

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Also I am fucking TERRIFIED of next year's Mania if it's Cena v Taker for the Streak. Because for some reason Cena will take it.

    Or they let Taker ride off into the sunset undefeated. It's not like Cena is a young guy who needs the push.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Only if Cena turns heel and that shit will never happen.

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