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[Wrestle]mania is Sunday! All other promotions have shows in New York too.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Mizukishi wrote: »
    I, for one, found this amusing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0

    This just makes me want E/AJ/Ziggler to have the tag titles, the Divas title and the World title even more.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Well that night was utterly predictable

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    What was not predicted was how horribly fucking paced everything was

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    I thought the Rumor was that if Taker had any say on his final mania match it would have been against Kane.

    I kinda agree with it. The attitude era started with the brothers of destruction and a legacy should close with the brothers quarrel.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Kami wrote: »
    Next Mania is rumored to be Rock/Brock if it's Taker's last Mania, at least I think.

    so that'd leave Kane for Taker, right?

    RIGHT?!

    LET THIS HAPPEN

    GIVE THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT

    If it's Taker's last Mania, it has been rumored to be against, and really pretty much has to be against, Cena.

    Why does it have to be against Cena?
    The most monster of all heels vs the babiest of faces

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    And now Cena is on good morning America and it is the worst thing and I hate it

    Wrestling in the real world always looks carnier than normal

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    And now Cena is on good morning America and it is the worst thing and I hate it

    Wrestling in the real world always looks carnier than normal

    That's because it is carny as hell? Why do you care, though?

  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Kami wrote: »
    Next Mania is rumored to be Rock/Brock if it's Taker's last Mania, at least I think.

    so that'd leave Kane for Taker, right?

    RIGHT?!

    LET THIS HAPPEN

    GIVE THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT

    If it's Taker's last Mania, it has been rumored to be against, and really pretty much has to be against, Cena.

    Why does it have to be against Cena?
    The most monster of all heels vs the babiest of faces

    Between Taker and Cena, who is the monster of all heels?

    Or did you misread that?

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    And now Cena is on good morning America and it is the worst thing and I hate it

    Wrestling in the real world always looks carnier than normal

    That's because it is carny as hell? Why do you care, though?

    See above re how it looks twice as carny

    Also the new side plates on the belt are awful

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Still, why do you care if other people think wrestling's carny?

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I'm way late to the party on this one but several pages ago I think Magell said ROH dropped the ball by not having Lethal win the title against Steen. Gotta disagree there, I don't think their fanbase wasn't crazy about him potentially being champ. Jay Briscoe was the better choice in this scenario. The title picture will be very interesting in the coming months I'll say that.

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  • CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Overall, I enjoyed the show. Cena/Rock definitely blew (they had a better match last year, and last year's was bad too), and we didn't need 3 long video packages to build to it. We already bought your show, you can quit selling it now. Ryback/Henry was also bad, but I wasn't expecting much. The rest of the night, there were some good solid matches.

    That said, it didn't feel like a Wrestlemania. But then, given how the last two Wrestlemanias have been, that might be a positive.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Yeah everything just seemed low key last night. Other than the Rock/Cena packages there was no backstage stuff or anything like that but it was refreshing to see the focus on the actual in ring work.

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'm way late to the party on this one but several pages ago I think Magell said ROH dropped the ball by not having Lethal win the title against Steen. Gotta disagree there, I don't think their fanbase wasn't crazy about him potentially being champ. Jay Briscoe was the better choice in this scenario. The title picture will be very interesting in the coming months I'll say that.

    I would never say that. Lethal is good, but he's not World Champ good. I think RoH dropping the ball was not putting the belt on Elgin when he was super over, relatively new in the main event scene and something everybody wanted to happen. Although I think Jay winning is something people are really happy happened, they just never really considered it a think that would happen. DAY ONE!

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Still, why do you care if other people think wrestling's carny?

    i didn't say i did

    i said it bugged me that it felt supercarny as opposed to just carny

    but i've also got hella problems with being too self-conscious at times so

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i was about to make a joke about how cena needs to drop the belt to juan cena because i love that that was a thing

    and then it dawned on me

    who better to play a fake luchador

    than the world's greatest fake luchador

    el generico juan cena numero uno

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'm way late to the party on this one but several pages ago I think Magell said ROH dropped the ball by not having Lethal win the title against Steen. Gotta disagree there, I don't think their fanbase wasn't crazy about him potentially being champ. Jay Briscoe was the better choice in this scenario. The title picture will be very interesting in the coming months I'll say that.

    I would never say that. Lethal is good, but he's not World Champ good. I think RoH dropping the ball was not putting the belt on Elgin when he was super over, relatively new in the main event scene and something everybody wanted to happen. Although I think Jay winning is something people are really happy happened, they just never really considered it a think that would happen. DAY ONE!

    The window is still open for Elgin to win the title and still be fresh unlike what happened with Black, Richards, and to a lesser extent Nigel. The fanbase didn't really consider him a potential World title holder till his match with Davey last year. But if it doesn't happen by Final Battle it'll be too late. And it's worrisome he already has another title opportunity that'll most likely happen at Best in the World in June, he loses that and that's 3 straight times he's chocked on trying to get the title.

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  • Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    OK just saw the finish, yeah it was a botch but I didn't think it distracted from the overall match. I'm just glad they actually had a new guy cleanly defeat an established guy like in the opener.

    The commentators do a very impressive job covering the end of the match.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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    13 years later, all but one of them are still wrestling at Mania, and the one who isn't was inducted into the HOF

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    To be fair all but Big Show wrestle only part time now, and honestly Show should be doing the same thing.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Put it in perspective: The company that published that game doesn't exist anymore

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    WWE already has the Cena version of the new WWE title up for sale. Say what you will but they know how to make money.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    WWE already has the Cena version of the new WWE title up for sale. Say what you will but they know how to make money.

    they had a t-shirt with "the champ is here" and an arrow pointing at a belt design on sale last night after the match

    dear god those sideplates suck

    also i changed my mind: have el generico as juan cena, john's evil twin

    do it wwe do it

    take all my money

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    What exactly don't you like about the side plates? I think it's kinda neat that whomever is champ can customize the belt to his liking. Plus, you know, it means they can sell that version of the title. So I'm expecting more than a few title changes this year.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    i like the idea of the sideplates, don't get me wrong

    i love that the new belt looks like a title and isn't a vanity design like the spinner belt was while still having those parts that can be customized to make it feel like it really belongs to the champ

    it's the U CAN'T SEE ME sideplates that bother me

    you know what would actually be better because it would be hilariously dumb?

    mini-spinners

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Kami wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Sweeney you're probably better off with just watching Impact,

    Monster!

    Honestly I can see people preferring Impact if only because they have only 2 hours of content to fill a week and not 6, not counting SMS. Plus only 4 live PPVs now so less money to spend.

    Plus they have Samoa Joe

    I mean they don't know how to use him at all, but dude's still a fucking hulking mass of mancandy and talent

    The thing about Joe is...

    The thing to remember about Joe is...

    he's fat.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i like the idea of the sideplates, don't get me wrong

    i love that the new belt looks like a title and isn't a vanity design like the spinner belt was while still having those parts that can be customized to make it feel like it really belongs to the champ

    it's the U CAN'T SEE ME sideplates that bother me

    you know what would actually be better because it would be hilariously dumb?

    mini-spinners

    Oh you just hate Cena's plates, got it. Wonder what other guys would use?

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    punk's would just be straight-edge X's, obviously

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    you know what would actually be better because it would be hilariously dumb?

    mini-spinners

    That's actually what I joked with my friend right after he won. Its really the best choice.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    What exactly don't you like about the side plates? I think it's kinda neat that whomever is champ can customize the belt to his liking. Plus, you know, it means they can sell that version of the title. So I'm expecting more than a few title changes this year.

    They should just let you put whoever you want in there if you buy the full replica.

    I want a Mason Ryan combover silhouette belt.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    can i just say that the fake diamond shit notwithstanding i love the design of the new title

    it doesn't look like a gaudy piece of shit like the spinnerbelt did

    it looks like an actual title strap

    and the sideplates are a nice way to balance out the need to keep one design for a long time with making possession feel more personal

    also why can't cena go back to having RUTHLESS AGGRESSION as a gimmick

    holy shit i love his first appearance

    that owned

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    when ricardo rodriguez wins the title the sideplates will be bowties

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Brad Maddox's title belt will be tiny, Mad Oxen. Because he's the Mad Ox.

    The Miz's will be a lovingly rendered carving of The Miz, jerking it furiously to a 1984 photo of Ric Flair.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    more like rad ox

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Bride of Dynamo counters with "The Miz's sideplates would just be instructions on how to properly execute a Figure Four, so he could look before the match and maybe get it right."

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Maddox's would just be the words "CARRY" and "WEAR".

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    You're all crazy, Braddox's belt will say BEEF on one side and then MODE on the other

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    I thought the Rumor was that if Taker had any say on his final mania match it would have been against Kane.

    I kinda agree with it. The attitude era started with the brothers of destruction and a legacy should close with the brothers quarrel.

    Only if the match ends in a time limit draw and both mysteriously disappear forever.

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  • CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Miz's plates would be the generic WWE logo plates installed upside down, because they think that's clever for some reason.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Observer reader submitted this letter: f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/118-daily-updates/30716-from-the-fans-a-letter-to-wwe-regarding-john-cena-and-wrestlemania-29

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    I’d like to think I’m not the embodiment or manifestation of a typical Internet wrestling fan. The types of fans that feel they’re completely ignored by World Wrestling Entertainment, the types of fans that pack most of the Wrestlemania and other major pay-per-view crowds. You know: the types of fans that wonder why Antonio Cesaro & Daniel Bryan aren’t pushed. I honestly didn’t really know much about those guys as, over the year, it’s been consistently more difficult for me to follow the independent scene.

    I’m a 35 year old married male with a child on the way who owns a small home in suburbia, Anytown USA. I’m a regional account manager for a publishing firm. I like to woodwork, I play fantasy football and I have a German shepherd. I lead a pretty simple, average American life. I’ve also been a lifelong WWE fan. Not just one who watches on TV and doesn’t contribute financially to the company, either. My father was a traveling sportswear salesman in the 70’s and 80’s and I was fortunate and blessed enough to attend Wrestlemania IV, V, VII, X, XII and XV with my siblings.

    I also grew up going to NWA shows and followed ECW on television through my teens, even attending their penultimate pay per view. Into my early adulthood, I paid my own way to attend Wrestlemania X-Seven, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV and, most recently, XXVII. Not to mention the countless Armageddon, Money in the Bank, Hell in a Cell, Summerslam, Royal Rumble, RAW, Smackdown, ECW and NXT events I’ve attended. Needless to say, my favorite form of sports and entertainment is professional wrestling.

    An avid MLB and NFL fan to boot, I don’t spend nearly as much time and money on those forms of entertainment as I do with wrestling. Over the past 5 or 6 years, life has brought on all sorts of more responsibilities keeping me from exploring the other non-televised realm of pro-wrestling in America yet I still remain a loyal fan of WWE. I spend thousands of dollars a year on PPVs, live events and merchandise.

    Although I’d like to think I’m not the embodiment or manifestation of a typical Internet wrestling fan, I share in the absolute dismay and heavy criticism about last night’s pay-per-view offering from WWE, Wrestlemania 29. I should digress here and say I enjoyed the show and had a small gathering at my home. However, the ending of the show left me wondering – for the first time – if I should even continue supporting WWE’s current stale, product and either explore other forms of pro-wrestling entertainment (there’s only one other that’s broadcast nationally) or find another program or form of entertainment to invest in mentally and financially.

    Over the years, I’ve read countless stories about the absolute refusal of WWE’s creative brain trust to augment or change the character of John Cena. I’ve read claims that the company is so overprotective of a character directed at a demographic 20 years my junior that they’ve refunded customers whose children were upset at a loss or have gone out of their way to financially reimburse parental units of children who don’t understand the product is scripted.

    I cannot understand how WWE officials and announcers claim Cena receives a “mixed reaction” yet was jeered by 90% of MetLife stadium yesterday evening. I do not know why WWE wastes its time on the temporary cash cow of people they aren’t even sure will be wrestling/sports entertainment fans 5 or 10 years from now. You’re reading a letter from a male in his mid 30’s, there’s little chance that I just “started watching” the product.

    Yet WWE’s continued ignorance toward a much more loyal demographic leads me to believe you don’t want me watching your product. I’m not clamoring from a mountain top to turn Cena heel but I’m wondering if you, at all, listen to your core audience. Change him up a little, make him a little more than one-dimensional, add something new to him, hell change his theme music. I’m so sick of the character that if you turned him heel, I’d buy front row tickets to your next 5 Wrestlemania offerings. Your core audience aren’t the parents of children who buy so much Cena merchandise that they can’t afford to attend or even watch a PPV, your core audience are those of us who have stuck with the product no matter what.

    I've stuck with you through the post-Attitude Era downturn, through the Chris Benoit tragedy, through the mainstream onset of MMA. I feel a kinship and a brotherhood with every one over the age of 18 who is upset and sick of your product. I find myself not wanting to spend another dime on anything WWE-related until things change. This includes elevating stars to the same level as Cena, rethinking your business strategy about where “PG era” has taken you or changing Cena’s character into a more realistic human being and not a Superman who somehow ignores the jeers and cat calls of WWE’s devotees at their biggest event of the year.

    Your website claims you don’t take suggestions for storylines yet I’ve seen the comments on your website and the actions of fans at your shows: you bend over backwards when your 8-14 year old demographic is upset yet completely ignore your older, more devoted demographic because you simply think we’ll “keep watching and complaining.” With a child on the way, I’m not so sure I’d expose him or her to John Cena as he is not a realistic role model at all.

    In fact, I’d do my best to sit them down at the proper age and explain the ins and outs of pro-wrestling and how John Cena has become an irritating, unrealistic, unflappable parody of what professional wrestling should not represent. Hulk Hogan’s character didn’t even this stale this long.

    Obviously your company has chosen to cast me off as another “Internet darling” who “won’t be satisfied until Daniel Bryan is pushed as far as John Cena” but this notion, perpetrated by many Cena supports on the Internet, is completely false. I’m someone who was even a former stockholder in your company until I could plainly see that you no longer listen to anyone old enough to purchase alcohol, carry a driver’s license or vote in a U.S. election. I’m not even asking for a $70 refund, I’m simply asking you and your creative team to stop and listen to the fans. You can get an 8 year old kid to cheer for Damien Sandow if you tried hard enough, don’t worry about “losing merchandise money.” Worry about those you are completely turning off from your product.

    Until this letter is addressed by an official from WWE, I absolutely refuse to purchase any further PPVs, live event tickets, merchandise, DVDs or anything else the WWE is selling. I know that a thousand dollars or so is a drop in the bucket to a multi-billion dollar company, but maybe others should follow suit. Maybe if things don’t change with your writing and creative team and development of characters, the next step is a boycott. I don’t know.

    All I know is that I’m frustrated, annoyed and completely turned off from continuing my 30+ years as a devoted, loyal-no-matter-what WWE fan.

    "Hulk Hogan's character didn't even [stay] this stale this long" bullshit

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