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Piggy's magical adventures (Piggy's Seeking, page 15)

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited February 2013 in Social Entropy++
Now about Mage

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Penny-Arcade-Fruit-F-ker-original-mixed-media-collage-for-Childs-Play-Charity-/261162314931

LOOK AT IT. It's a fucking fruit fucker! Made of dice! And it's 20 dollars! Holy shit! I can't bid on it because I'm in the UK but wow... look at that thing.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    holy shit!

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    STEAM!
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    You could own it for 21 dollars. Obviously I'd cut your fucking throat for buying it instead of me, but still.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    that is absolutely excellent

    if I had the money I'd totally bid

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    well .... damn.

    America, land of opportunity!

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    If only shipping didn't cost money.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I know right? The idea of not owning this is breaking my heart.

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    Did you remember to ask yourself permission to make a child's play thread?
    now tracked by geth

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    You could own it for 21 dollars. Obviously I'd cut your fucking throat for buying it instead of me, but still.

    What would you cut if I bought it for you?
    I'm actually stupid fucking broke, but this was my first thought

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    STEAM!
  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    If this thing sells for $20 that's a fucking crime.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I've got someone I'd like to buy it for, but aside from the shipping I'm worried that it's too big for a surprise gift.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    that's going to cost over a hundred dollars to ship within the US, probably more

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    You could probably get it shipped across the pond for around $800 US

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I've got someone I'd like to buy it for, but aside from the shipping I'm worried that it's too big for a surprise gift.

    Nah, do it! Its an amazing surprise gift!

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I've got someone I'd like to buy it for, but aside from the shipping I'm worried that it's too big for a surprise gift.

    Nah, do it! Its an amazing surprise gift!

    You're sure you have room?

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I've got someone I'd like to buy it for, but aside from the shipping I'm worried that it's too big for a surprise gift.

    Nah, do it! Its an amazing surprise gift!

    You're sure you have room?

    Lemme see the dimension... hm, yeah, its bigger than my whole flat!

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    So this whole thread was just an excuse for Tube to flirt with Liiya

    how scandalous.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2013
    I bet most of the people that have bid on that haven't really thought about what it's going to cost to ship it.

    Druhim on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    One day I hope to be rich enough to buy people enormous and unwieldy surprise presents as a practical joke.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I've got someone I'd like to buy it for, but aside from the shipping I'm worried that it's too big for a surprise gift.

    Nah, do it! Its an amazing surprise gift!

    You're sure you have room?

    Lemme see the dimension... hm, yeah, its bigger than my whole flat!

    It might even have enough space to not put the laundry in the kitchen!

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Druhim wrote: »
    I bet most of the people that have bid on that haven't really thought about what it's going to cost to ship it.

    Unfortunately, that's the reason the bid price is so preposterously low. It'd cost 300 odd dollars to ship to Seattle. I'd pay 300 dollars to the artist for that, but I don't want to pay it to UPS if he's making a shitty 20 bucks on the deal.

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    One day I hope to be rich enough to buy people enormous and unwieldy surprise presents as a practical joke.

    It's a horse. Deal with it.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I've got someone I'd like to buy it for, but aside from the shipping I'm worried that it's too big for a surprise gift.

    Nah, do it! Its an amazing surprise gift!

    You're sure you have room?

    Lemme see the dimension... hm, yeah, its bigger than my whole flat!

    It might even have enough space to not put the laundry in the kitchen!

    That is the natural place for the washing machine.

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    "Large (Greater than 30)"

    wtf does that mean?

  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    30 is a pretty big number. This thing is even bigger.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casually Hardcore wrote: »
    "Large (Greater than 30)"

    wtf does that mean?

    Thirty. That's as many as three tens! And that's large.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Thirty? that's terrible

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    That is a really clever use of dice.

    I'll take two.

    STEAM
  • UPSUPS What can I do for you? Handling Your GoodsRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I bet most of the people that have bid on that haven't really thought about what it's going to cost to ship it.

    Unfortunately, that's the reason the bid price is so preposterously low. It'd cost 300 odd dollars to ship to Seattle. I'd pay 300 dollars to the artist for that, but I don't want to pay it to UPS if he's making a shitty 20 bucks on the deal.

    8->

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    But what if I need to roll the dice??

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    But what if I need to roll the dice??

    There's an app for that.

    BLM - ACAB
  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    But what if I need to roll the dice??

    Roll 5000d6 or one painting to save vs fortitude.

    STEAM
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    The seller could make the shipping cheaper by taking it apart, packing it in a box, and getting the buyer to reassemble it.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Sticks wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    But what if I need to roll the dice??

    Roll 5000d6 or one painting to save vs fortitude.

    I got 18460. What's the DC?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Damn that's cool.

    However, this thread title forces the question: Do the English really know what it means for something to be 'gangsta'?

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    e: dumb

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    But what if I need to roll the dice??

    Roll 5000d6 or one painting to save vs fortitude.

    I got 18460. What's the DC?

    The DC is 1. So, congrats.

    The real DC is you better have these dice cleaned up before dad gets home and flips out that you broke his painting to make a fortitude save.

    No, I'm not helping.

    STEAM
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Is the idea of a fortitude save that if you succeed the attack just bounced off your manly pecs or something

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    i think it's like you get hit and then you're rolling to not get the wind knocked out of you/stay standing/not break down crying "Mommy he hit me in the nose!"/ect

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Is the idea of a fortitude save that if you succeed the attack just bounced off your manly pecs or something

    Sure?

    (I know basically nothing about DnD)

    STEAM
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I've read the combat rules for mage about three times in a row and I still have no idea how that shit works. As far as I can tell you roll and then they roll and then pretty much one of you dies regardless of other factors.

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