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That's because you're reading the instruction guide to Oregon Trail.
roll initiative
winner rolls strength + brawl to punch a guy for say six dice
Gets 4 successes
Spend one success to target, so do 3 x strength damage level
defender rolls stamina, each success negates one of those damage levels
But I mean, if the attacker has 3 strength and the defender fails their soak roll, that will pretty much kill them outright.
most fortitude saves are against environmental hazards or fatigue.
So like, make a fortitude save against going unconscious from this poison or from losing strength temporarily etc.
you ever been punched in the face? that shit sucks
Did you guys know that apparently there are pictures of my grandfather on eBay
i need more realism in my fantasy role playing games
Also redtube
You should play with Piggy. I told her she could create any character she wanted and to let her imagination run riot. She came back with "has a bakery" and "hair down to bottom". I repeatedly have to remind her that her character can do magic. Any kind of conflict is derided as "too much bashing" and met with demands that we get to the "good bit" which is the day to day running of a small bakery.
Sonic Incapacitator
Pyroadhesive spray
Hypnotech Sunglasses
her characters sheet contains, under equipment
apron
bicycle with a basket
You got a 3? You didn't allow the dough sufficient rest time, you fool!
Is that your nickname for it?
you don't get sick or nauseous or winded easily is how fortitude works
it's essentially your health level, not really fitness
she would love the 10 foot pole business in 3.5
"I offer to bake him a nice cake..."
"you have life 3! turn into a fucking tiger!"
"he wouldn't like that. he might like a cake and then decide not to pistol whip me again"
"he doesn't care! turn his gun into sand! teleport a dessert spoon into his brain!"
"what's his name? I could write it in icing. please roll to find out his name and if he's allergic to gluten"
I'm going to be up all night trying to think of a really good reason to not buy this thing.
You just want to send some bread to friends
did she know that if she also had prime 2 she could've willed baked goods into existence
baked goods so grand humans would doubt they could feasibly exist
Spheres.
I think you'll find that's what this whole forum is.
that is meta as all hell
That sounds awfully complicated.
i've been chuckling this whole page but I am sitting here almost crying now
spheres are your rank in a certain school of magic for Mage
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
<You've been given a tip that the bartender of this night club has information about the informant that you were sent to find>
Oh, umm, I walk up to the bartender and say, "hey."
"Hi"
"So, this is a pretty nice spot you have here."
"Yea."
"Lot's of people."
"Uhuh."
<ten minutes later>
"So, uhh, have you seen any strange people around here lately?"
At which point the DM yells at me to just ask the guy a straight fucking question so we can get on with the game.