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What do you want to be when you grow up? [Job Thread]

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    I'm genuinely considering throwing caution to the wind and choosing 'significantly above target' for my performance rating this year.

    It's one of those 'it's there but maybe eight people out of ten thousand get it per year' things, but man. If ever there was a year where I can justify it, it's this year.

    What've you got to lose?

    Skeith
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Sassori wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    There was an undergraduate wandering around the hallway blowing a noisemaker like it was New Years Eve. Just meandering in circles.


    ...Okay then.

    For $20 and a handshake, I can make that problem go away.

    I would take care of it just to bring balance back to nature.

    Sold.

    Hunter may be cheap, but that doesn't mean quality.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Shame your view is of New Zealand fishman.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    vsove wrote: »
    I'm genuinely considering throwing caution to the wind and choosing 'significantly above target' for my performance rating this year.

    It's one of those 'it's there but maybe eight people out of ten thousand get it per year' things, but man. If ever there was a year where I can justify it, it's this year.

    Do it.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
    KaplarSkeithPeenHacksaw
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've been working long hours, but I'm ten times the programmer I was in February.

    Nogsskettios#pipeHellaJeff
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Yay, we're getting work ipads!

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    I'm genuinely considering throwing caution to the wind and choosing 'significantly above target' for my performance rating this year.

    It's one of those 'it's there but maybe eight people out of ten thousand get it per year' things, but man. If ever there was a year where I can justify it, it's this year.

    This year, you're one of those eight.

    YukiraOrikaeshigitaeSlacker71
  • SeolSeol Registered User regular
    I've got to do a self-review for my appraisal.

    I've been at this job for five weeks.

    Y'know, I'm not entirely sure what my biggest contribution to the business is yet.

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    five weeks of sass

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Seol wrote: »
    I've got to do a self-review for my appraisal.

    I've been at this job for five weeks.

    Y'know, I'm not entirely sure what my biggest contribution to the business is yet.

    Four weeks of threesomes with your boss's secretary and his wife?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Seol wrote: »
    I've got to do a self-review for my appraisal.

    I've been at this job for five weeks.

    Y'know, I'm not entirely sure what my biggest contribution to the business is yet.

    Four weeks of threesomes with your boss's secretary and his wife?

    Actually it was his wife and his 21 year old daughter.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    In other news I really, really want a new job.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blech, incest.

    Yukira
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Blech, incest.

    Hey you have to make those evaluations look good.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    He could try to sell it as a Sportsmans Double?

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    So this is technically a school thing, but it's for the capstone, and is job like, so I'm going to dumb this bitching post here.

    We're doing our capstone class, in which the assignment from the instructor is basically, "you all are in a group together. You've just graduated and decided to start your own business together, and I'm the owner of a real estate agency getting ready to expand, and I need an IT company to come in and bid on standing up a network for my business. You want the bid.

    Go."

    We've divided into teams, and the networks team has proposed the following topology:

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    For reference (and for those of you who don't know how to read that):
    -There are two locations (left side and right side, the router in the middle (that's supposed to be a cloud) is the internet).
    -Each location has two firewalls
    -Each location has two routers
    -Each location has two Layer 3 Switches (it's basically a piece of equipment designed to do the job of both a router and a switch, in some situations).
    -Each location has two layer 2 switches (this is a conventional switch, and is basically a "smart hub"
    -Each layer 2 switch connects to both layer 3 switches.
    -Each layer 3 switch connects to both routers.

    So...yeah. Oh, did I mention this company has, at most, 15 employees, 6 of which are going to be using wireless/mobile technology?

    Oh also we have a $90k hardline budget ceiling, but it's a bid, so the cheaper (at value), the better.

    And since the curriculum for this degree includes quite a bit of Cisco router/switch programming courses, they're adamant on Cisco, for everything- layer 2 switch, layer 3 switch, router, and firewall.

    And each of those pieces of equipment is at least $2500

    And the systems budget (which is significantly stripped down by comparison- only one server per side), is ~$30k already.

    Yeah we're not gonna get the bid. We'll be lucky to get a B on the project.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    That is massive overkill.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I am very tired of doing this alone.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I could help you but I'll need a lot of booze.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    That is massive overkill.

    Oh I am extremely well aware.

    I'm torn. On the one hand it's obviously way more than a small business like this will ever need. On the other hand, nobody else is arguing against it, and I'm not on the network team, so I kind of feel like it's not really call. I've voiced my concerns, but if that's what they honestly think we need to do, then I don't really see where I have a place to say no.

    Of course, since I'm on Systems, I will then insist that each location have two servers, minimum, and all employees get both a desktop and a tablet. Because apparently there's no kill like overkill.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I could help you but I'll need a lot of booze.

    Well I can see why the substance abuse rate of my profession is so high.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    For comparison, my suggestion was each location get:
    -One SonicWall all-in-one device (firewall, wireless access point, router, and switch, though it's only got a few ports).
    -One Dell/Avaya VoIP-enhanced switch (switch explicitly geared toward Voice-over-IP, which is the telephony solution we're using).
    -....half the fucking cost.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I need to get some prettied up network topology of our work network. Maybe when we clean out the server room and set up a proper rack I can slip having the contractors doing a network survey into the project.

    GethTox
  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Yeah, that is a ridiculously overblown network for a small company, even spanning two locations D:

    Our network is a joke, but I've only been managing the IT side of things for around 6 months so for now it's adequate but holy shit does the decade old ideas behind network security need to die off, one day management will give me the budget I'm asking for and then I can go do some cool stuff.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I could help you but I'll need a lot of booze.

    Well I can see why the substance abuse rate of my profession is so high.

    I don't even know what you do. I was just taking the easy setup for a masturbation joke.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I could help you but I'll need a lot of booze.

    Well I can see why the substance abuse rate of my profession is so high.

    I don't even know what you do. I was just taking the easy setup for a masturbation joke.

    Attorney in solo practice

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    In other news I really, really want a new job.

    Customer issues or coworkers?

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I think I may have solved my problem. I asked them to do a packet tracer mock-up of the network (since we will have to include this in the final presentation). I'm hoping that whoever does that will see how asininely complex the idea is, and they'll just switch to something easier.

    fakeedit: asininely is a word. Awesome.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Mildly job related: I just made a large dent in my student loans!

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I think I may have solved my problem. I asked them to do a packet tracer mock-up of the network (since we will have to include this in the final presentation). I'm hoping that whoever does that will see how asininely complex the idea is, and they'll just switch to something easier.

    fakeedit: asininely is a word. Awesome.
    MIght also point out that they have more routers, switches, and firewalls than they have users.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I have caught the office cold.

    blergh.

    good thing I just picked up some hand sanitizer and stuff.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I think I may have solved my problem. I asked them to do a packet tracer mock-up of the network (since we will have to include this in the final presentation). I'm hoping that whoever does that will see how asininely complex the idea is, and they'll just switch to something easier.

    fakeedit: asininely is a word. Awesome.
    MIght also point out that they have more routers, switches, and firewalls than they have users.

    Yeeeah.

    Seriously for that kind of setup you really only need one router and one switch on site, your VOIP system and your servers. You could probably even argue that you could live with having the servers at only one site to save on money at the expense of access times at the second site.

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Apply to every entry-level or minimum wage job I can think of around me: no response from any of them.

    Apply to volunteer at some places just to fill all the free time I have: no responses.

    Get recommended to someone who owns a company by a family member who knows them, go on a somewhat informal interview: no response.


    I guess i'm just unemployable, so there's no reason to keep trying anymore.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I ended up interviewing a former student of mine.

    Awkward

    Especially as I didn't remember him.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Apply to every entry-level or minimum wage job I can think of around me: no response from any of them.

    Apply to volunteer at some places just to fill all the free time I have: no responses.

    Get recommended to someone who owns a company by a family member who knows them, go on a somewhat informal interview: no response.


    I guess i'm just unemployable, so there's no reason to keep trying anymore.

    Where are you, what is your level of education, and what experience do you have?

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    So apparently with the new iPads we're getting, we won't be able to access work email, which, okay, makes no sense but whatever.

    So maybe when I get my personal iPad, I'll just transfer all the links and such and use that instead.

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    ahh just had a phone interview with the home depot ahh im so excited ahh im so tired of filling out job applications please hire me

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    one week till payday. trying my best to be able to pay rent AND save money, but it's tough.

    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    So apparently with the new iPads we're getting, we won't be able to access work email, which, okay, makes no sense but whatever.

    So maybe when I get my personal iPad, I'll just transfer all the links and such and use that instead.

    Wait. So what the hell are you using the iPads for?

  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    So apparently with the new iPads we're getting, we won't be able to access work email, which, okay, makes no sense but whatever.

    So maybe when I get my personal iPad, I'll just transfer all the links and such and use that instead.

    Wait. So what the hell are you using the iPads for?

    Angry Birds

    Darth WaiterKadithSlacker71
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