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What do you want to be when you grow up? [Job Thread]

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    so next sunday evening, the whole sales team is getting together at a pub near the office and having dinner and drinks.

    on one hand, that's kinda cool, that we can all get along at least a little bit enough to do those things. On the other hand, ugggh. i really am ok with my 'friendships' at work to stay at work and not have any sort of seepage into my personal life. and sunday is my personal time away from them. oh, I'm going, definitely, but still. just. ugh.



    Anybody else who has worked in a sales position: are the agent rankings/commission rankings and such usually a team-wide known factor? We get daily reports(sometimes) of where everybody in the team is in comparison to everybody else. Is this supposed to be a sort of motivational thing for sales teams? Or is this just a weird thing? I mean, it's nice to see that I'm 3rd out of the team, but at the same time, the constant complaining and bitching and moaning about how "X has this many points but is getting this much commission and why is that and we should be better compensated for Y and Z..." it just seems so... foreign to me. the money that I make is the money that I make, and that is no real concern of anybody else's other than myself, my fiance, and my bosses.

    We're getting one piece of our portfolio taken from us (which is good because nobody was trained in it at all and we've all been stumbling through), and we're adding on another portfolio on. As far as I'm concerned, that's an equal trade and I'd honestly much rather be dealing with part B than I was with part A. But the amount of complaining and bitching about it all. And then in a team meeting people were all like, "If we're doing this, we need to get paid more." and they went on and on and on practically ambushing the Team Leader with this whole train of conversation, even after he said, "ok, well I'll set up a meeting with the Head of Sales sometime next week so we can talk about this."

    And they kept right on badgering. It was just absoluely unreal to me. I know that i'm not a normal person in this position. I'm not relying on my income for food and shelter and things, my income is for my spending money and for our savings account. But still, isn't the fact that you want to be paid more, isn't that something that should be taken up on a personal level? between yourself and your boss?


    Or am I looking at this in the complete wrong way?

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Just got laid off on Friday.

    President of our parent company comes in, says there's not enough work to keep me at 80% billable hours and sends me on my way - I 'should hear back by April 8' that enough new work has come in. Could be next week, could be never ...

    So I'm back on the job hunt.

  • EntriechEntriech ? ? ? ? ? Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    And they kept right on badgering. It was just absoluely unreal to me. I know that i'm not a normal person in this position. I'm not relying on my income for food and shelter and things, my income is for my spending money and for our savings account. But still, isn't the fact that you want to be paid more, isn't that something that should be taken up on a personal level? between yourself and your boss?
    Or am I looking at this in the complete wrong way?
    A group of people complaining can force executives hand in ways that it might not otherwise go in a one on one. One on one gives them a lot of latitude for explaining away a reason why you personally aren't getting more money, and the threat of one person causing trouble or leaving doesn't present much of a concern for them. On the other hand, if all the employees are bitching at once, it's harder to deny for specific reasons, and the implicit threat/leverage is a lot greater. I like to think of it as the union principle. (I am not criticizing unions here)

    Also there's an emboldening effect to vocalized complaints. They recently cut our benefits at work, and places in the organization that allowed for more public conversations attracted more people who then felt comfortable expressing themselves.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    And they kept right on badgering. It was just absoluely unreal to me. I know that i'm not a normal person in this position. I'm not relying on my income for food and shelter and things, my income is for my spending money and for our savings account. But still, isn't the fact that you want to be paid more, isn't that something that should be taken up on a personal level? between yourself and your boss?


    Or am I looking at this in the complete wrong way?

    I think it's just a "person who has a job" thing, much less sales. We had leads for some very good contracts at work recently and all most people could do was bitch about how it might be a challenge.

    I was like, really? You come to work to have an easy time, and don't think future paychecks are worth working for?

  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    @lonelyahava

    Posting the rankings is pretty common for low to mid level sales positions. And they do think that's it a motivational technique.

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  • gavindelgavindel The reason all your software is brokenRegistered User regular
    Posting the sales results also works to direct competition and complaints at the other staff members at your level. Wal-mart, for example, often posts a large scoreboard for the cashiers and front service ladies. (And yes, its virtually all women). Then they can use the top performing workers as a shield against complaint. "Well, Sally sold ten credit card applications today. Why can't you be like Sally?"

    Performance metrics like that are even more fun when they start dropping the passive aggressive firing material. "Well, everyone else sold five applications today, and I see you have one...that's really not what we're looking for."

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    yeah, the HR team just recently started rolling out this "Core Competencies" plan thatll be taking effect by the end of summer


    a lot of people don't like it because that is generally something a company does in order to justify firing people

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Welp just got hired by a charity to be their counsel

    What an odd day

    At a horse racetrack no less

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I found out this morning that my aunt got fired from her teaching job at a Catholic school for "insubordination", because they wouldn't give her extra money to teach a technology class for special education students in addition to her normal class. I guess she knew the conversation was going to be bad so she recorded the whole thing, and they kept trying to get her to say she quit (common) and really yelled at her (not ok).

    She and my uncle just bought a new car too. I feel so bad for them.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    so next sunday evening, the whole sales team is getting together at a pub near the office and having dinner and drinks.

    on one hand, that's kinda cool, that we can all get along at least a little bit enough to do those things. On the other hand, ugggh. i really am ok with my 'friendships' at work to stay at work and not have any sort of seepage into my personal life. and sunday is my personal time away from them. oh, I'm going, definitely, but still. just. ugh.


    As someone on the social committee. It is important. Making an effort about relationships at work is important.

    Staying that, Sunday is a bit weird. I would suggest next time something in a Friday after work. It's immediately after work so you can leave after an hour and still go out with your friends if you want and you don't need to add additional travel time because you'd go home after work anyway.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    The library system changed its dress code. I can wear jeans every day now and not just Friday Saturday! This is extra great since I'm working full time hours until they hire a full time clerk to replace the one that was promoted to another branch. And considering the city is updating its hiring software, I will be making some serious bank for a while.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Firday makes sense for offices that have a 'normal' workweek, but on friday's the office is open until 9pm, sundays until 530. Saturday might be better, but everybody would really like at least one weekend evening i guess. lol.

    and I get that it's important, but why can't I just be friendly while i'm at work? I mean, we all get along just fine! and i don't really want to stab anybody there. But i really don't foresee any of them suddenly being in my wedding party, you know?

    This might also be as a result of one of my smaller brain problems that tells me that making friends more than handful at a time is a bad idea. I'm just glad to have the job, I guess I should stop bitching about it.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Don't invite them then. And there is a definite difference between being friendly while at work and just hanging out and relaxing.

    Like I think you see this as pressure of, you must become friends, there is a difference between work friends and friend friends.

    (And by the sounds of it Sunday makes sense at your work. Drop by for an hour and try and have fun, if you are careful you might have some)

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    ugh. Fun. what boring sounding stuff. :P

    yeah I know. I'm fine with work friends. and friend friends and i get that they're different things. I'm just whining in order to have something to whine about that's not this head cold.

    I also suck at making any type of friends and social situations in general. i am the most awkwardest awkward.

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    AHAVA DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I am
    bored
    and
    should be working

    can't focus on motor specifications

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    no no geth I'm trying to IMPROVE your kind. I swear!

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    He's a liar geth shove a rifle round up his butt

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    So apparently with the new iPads we're getting, we won't be able to access work email, which, okay, makes no sense but whatever.

    So maybe when I get my personal iPad, I'll just transfer all the links and such and use that instead.
    A bit late, but

    Wait. So what the hell are you using the iPads for?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    In other news I really, really want a new job.

    Customer issues or coworkers?

    Well it's not a bad job, for the kind of job it is.

    But it is working in a call center.

    And pays for shit

    So, you know, I'd rather be a low paid cad drafter than a highly paid call center employee.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Start looking. Ain't no harm in looking.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Start looking. Ain't no harm in looking.

    There isn't! But I'm doing better than that. I'm getting my résumé out to every company that looks like it might have a drafting department.

    The hard part is going to be trying to not act like a crack whore starved for her next hit in front of her dealer when I finally do get an interview.

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    Apply to every entry-level or minimum wage job I can think of around me: no response from any of them.

    Apply to volunteer at some places just to fill all the free time I have: no responses.

    Get recommended to someone who owns a company by a family member who knows them, go on a somewhat informal interview: no response.


    I guess i'm just unemployable, so there's no reason to keep trying anymore.

    Where are you, what is your level of education, and what experience do you have?

    WA, Eastside of Lake Washington. B.A. in Environmental Planning and Policy. Some census work, some library work, some game testing work, all entry level stuff almost anyone could do.

    I don't know why i'm planning on going back to school to learn programming... in two years i'll probably just be back in this same position only having spent a lot more money to get there.

  • seasleepyseasleepy Registered User regular
    I work at what is essentially a tech startup. My department to this point has been just me and occasionally a student of varying usefulness. We got some funding recently though and we're getting two new guys in. They're both older and way more experienced than me.

    I'm going to be managing them. I am fucking terrified about it.

    I already had a healthy (unhealthy) impostor complex as I kind of fell in to this job. This is very dumb because everyone at work thinks I am goddamn magic, but it's still hard to talk yourself out of it.

    Also, I am the worst at planning. Fortunately, to this point my jobs were always either "wait for thing to break (because it will, shortly), go fix thing" or "here is a laughable externally imposed deadline, do your best to meet it" -- no planning especially necessary or really possible for either, which worked out okay for me. Now we'll have enough resources that we can actually plan, and I'm going to have to coordinate several people.

    Don't get me wrong, I am also really excited. I get to make my own department from the ground up. The guys we're getting seem really great. It's a big vote of confidence from my bosses, and I am the best person we've got for this. But oh man, am I nervous.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I've got an interview on Wednesday for a very nice job. It would be a pretty significant improvement over the one I have now, and the little phone interview they gave me earlier this week went really well.

    I'm kinda nervous! Gonna go out and buy a nice interview outfit today, I think. I need more work clothes anyhow, the ones I currently have are a good 3-4 years old and are too big for me

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Why did they interview you on a little phone? Could you hear ok?

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    I've got an interview on Wednesday for a very nice job. It would be a pretty significant improvement over the one I have now, and the little phone interview they gave me earlier this week went really well.

    I'm kinda nervous! Gonna go out and buy a nice interview outfit today, I think. I need more work clothes anyhow, the ones I currently have are a good 3-4 years old and are too big for me

    Good luck! :)

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I am
    bored
    and
    should be working

    can't focus on motor specifications

    You're probably referring to electric motors, but if you could somehow work a V8 into there, that'd be great.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Or just like 4 brushless motors bolted into an epicyclic gearbox to make all of the torque and then some extra as well.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    Ugh who is going to want to hire my fired ass. Whole Food's online application didn't give me much room to lie and say that job never happened. This is the worst.

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Why did they interview you on a little phone? Could you hear ok?

    You misunderstand, they demanded that I find and pilfer the phone of a person with the last name of "Little" before they would grant me the phone interview

    Their requirement to bring them five severed big toes for the wednesday interview is a little odd, but I'm sure they have their reasons

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Ugh who is going to want to hire my fired ass. Whole Food's online application didn't give me much room to lie and say that job never happened. This is the worst.

    Getting fired isn't so horrible. Just put the job on your application and under the reason why you left, put something sort of non-committal, like "downsizing" or "left to explore other opportunities"

    The kind of people who hide jobs are the ones who stole from the company or broke the law and got caught.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Whole Foods absolutely isn't going to call me back based on my application. I need to learn to be more vague, I always want to add too many details.

    Really I just want to move back in with my mom and forfeit this whole being adult thing that I'm really bad at.

    I also already fucked up because it didn't say anywhere in the booklet and nobody verbalized to me that I had to put my job contacts online every week on the website, so I probably already got denied because I never submitted anything for the first week. I can still do that now but I also know that I only have 2 out of the 3 job contacts for last week, because I'm fucking useless. I obviously can't do this shit.

    Sara Lynn on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Anyone know anything about dirty foreigners going up to Canada?

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Anyone know anything about dirty foreigners going up to Canada?

    Like if you need a passport or not?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Anyone know anything about dirty foreigners going up to Canada?

    I do!

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    Apply to every entry-level or minimum wage job I can think of around me: no response from any of them.

    Apply to volunteer at some places just to fill all the free time I have: no responses.

    Get recommended to someone who owns a company by a family member who knows them, go on a somewhat informal interview: no response.


    I guess i'm just unemployable, so there's no reason to keep trying anymore.

    Where are you, what is your level of education, and what experience do you have?

    WA, Eastside of Lake Washington. B.A. in Environmental Planning and Policy. Some census work, some library work, some game testing work, all entry level stuff almost anyone could do.

    I don't know why i'm planning on going back to school to learn programming... in two years i'll probably just be back in this same position only having spent a lot more money to get there.

    What kind of work did you do for the census @Aistan? I worked for them as the guy that went around building maps (2009) and doing surveys (2010), and I know that letting the people interviewing me know that I did a job where I was working independently, and expected to handle confidential information really helped me land the jobs I have had since then. If you did any of that stuff I would bring it up in any interviews you get.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    gonna be putting in a fence and some concrete this summer. prolly gonna cost me $4-5k total at the end of it.

    gonna try and do some moonlighting on the side i guess to help pay for it.

    but man, i hate elance and guru.com. everyone wants to pay like $50 for something that should be $500.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Anyone know anything about dirty foreigners going up to Canada?

    I do!

    pipe can we chat tonight

  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Who else loves it when it's the busiest time of year, and your boss decides that it's the perfect time to go on vacation for a week and a half

    Also, Sara Lynn, just keep looking. In my old man experience, finding a job is all about confidence that you will find one, as stupid as that sounds. You can make it happen! Don't worry about getting fired from something in the past. Just spin it, and unless you got in trouble for doing something illegal, nobody is going to give a crap.

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