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What do you want to be when you grow up? [Job Thread]

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    turtleant wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    Apply to every entry-level or minimum wage job I can think of around me: no response from any of them.

    Apply to volunteer at some places just to fill all the free time I have: no responses.

    Get recommended to someone who owns a company by a family member who knows them, go on a somewhat informal interview: no response.


    I guess i'm just unemployable, so there's no reason to keep trying anymore.

    Where are you, what is your level of education, and what experience do you have?

    WA, Eastside of Lake Washington. B.A. in Environmental Planning and Policy. Some census work, some library work, some game testing work, all entry level stuff almost anyone could do.

    I don't know why i'm planning on going back to school to learn programming... in two years i'll probably just be back in this same position only having spent a lot more money to get there.

    What kind of work did you do for the census Aistan? I worked for them as the guy that went around building maps (2009) and doing surveys (2010), and I know that letting the people interviewing me know that I did a job where I was working independently, and expected to handle confidential information really helped me land the jobs I have had since then. If you did any of that stuff I would bring it up in any interviews you get.

    Enumerator, but since I can never get an interview for anything it hasn't really come up.

    Aistan on
  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    turtleant wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    Apply to every entry-level or minimum wage job I can think of around me: no response from any of them.

    Apply to volunteer at some places just to fill all the free time I have: no responses.

    Get recommended to someone who owns a company by a family member who knows them, go on a somewhat informal interview: no response.


    I guess i'm just unemployable, so there's no reason to keep trying anymore.

    Where are you, what is your level of education, and what experience do you have?

    WA, Eastside of Lake Washington. B.A. in Environmental Planning and Policy. Some census work, some library work, some game testing work, all entry level stuff almost anyone could do.

    I don't know why i'm planning on going back to school to learn programming... in two years i'll probably just be back in this same position only having spent a lot more money to get there.

    What kind of work did you do for the census Aistan? I worked for them as the guy that went around building maps (2009) and doing surveys (2010), and I know that letting the people interviewing me know that I did a job where I was working independently, and expected to handle confidential information really helped me land the jobs I have had since then. If you did any of that stuff I would bring it up in any interviews you get.

    Enumerator, but since I can never get an interview for anything it hasn't really come up.

    You'll get one! Just keep it in mind for when you do.

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    There is a special place in hell for people who hum on airplanes.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    doot doot workin from home on the weekend

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Air wrote: »
    five weeks of sass

    That's pretty expensive.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Kinda want to actually take my 3-day weekend one of these weeks

    I certainly don't want to go to work tomorrow.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Ugh who is going to want to hire my fired ass. Whole Food's online application didn't give me much room to lie and say that job never happened. This is the worst.

    You got fired cause they messed up and overhired. This was totally their fuckup, seriously. I know you want to take it on yourself, but those guys screwed you over. If asked, just say it was a startup company and the managers overestimated the staffing needs, so some people had to be let go.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Ugh who is going to want to hire my fired ass. Whole Food's online application didn't give me much room to lie and say that job never happened. This is the worst.

    You got fired cause they messed up and overhired. This was totally their fuckup, seriously. I know you want to take it on yourself, but those guys screwed you over. If asked, just say it was a startup company and the managers overestimated the staffing needs, so some people had to be let go.

    Make sure you use the term "laid off" instead of "fired" since firing implies it was your fault, whereas with layoffs you are an innocent bystander.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Ugh who is going to want to hire my fired ass. Whole Food's online application didn't give me much room to lie and say that job never happened. This is the worst.

    You got fired cause they messed up and overhired. This was totally their fuckup, seriously. I know you want to take it on yourself, but those guys screwed you over. If asked, just say it was a startup company and the managers overestimated the staffing needs, so some people had to be let go.

    Make sure you use the term "laid off" instead of "fired" since firing implies it was your fault, whereas with layoffs you are an innocent bystander.

    If asked why it was you that was let go and not the others, say that you had been hired with the intention of being further developed into a role, as the managers thought that you had the potential to grow, but ultimately it came down to experience, where you did not have as much as your peers in the same position. However, I wouldn't feel obligated to volunteer this information unless prompted; use it at your own discretion.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    another one for the 'lucas is awesome' pile.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Javen wrote: »
    So apparently with the new iPads we're getting, we won't be able to access work email, which, okay, makes no sense but whatever.

    So maybe when I get my personal iPad, I'll just transfer all the links and such and use that instead.
    A bit late, but

    Wait. So what the hell are you using the iPads for?

    Sorry, didn't see this.

    It's basically a way for us to have access to all of our applications with out being chained to a desk in the back. All our inventory lookup tools, personnel logistics, and POS databases should be accessible from the iPads. I asked why they weren't giving us email or IM access out of the gate, especially since we also have an office communicator attached to our network profiles, it'd make communicating with each other incredibly easy, which is a big part of how we do our jobs. Essentially, the only answer they cited was, that since they'll actually be shared devices, we won't have access to any of our specific preferences or settings

    If you could easily set up separate 'users' like PC based operating systems, it probably wouldn't be a thing, but I don't know if you can do that from an iPad yet.

    EDIT: I'm confident there will be workarounds with this, though. We'll still have access to the company wi-fi, and there's a web portal to Outlook Web Access anyway. Worst case scenario I'll just bookmark it.

    Javen on
  • SagrothSagroth Registered User regular
    Somebody suggested I ask about this here so here goes:

    I am somewhat of a crossroads in my life right now and not sure which way to go.

    Okay, here's the explanation:

    I already have an Associate's. I was working on a Nursing Degree for a while, but selective admissions apparently does not like the idea of an Autisitic male RN even with a 36 ACT score. So it's either work as a med aide forever or get the fuck out of nursing.

    So I've been working on getting into schooling for mortuary sciences. Specifically, embalmer. Very few living people to deal with there.

    So I've been getting my required electives out of the way when I try out some Sociology classes. And not only do I really like the subject material, but my professors(and one in particular who has a doctorate and does sociology work for corporate America for a living) feels like I am a natural with the material. Apparently I'm taking the concepts in 200 and 300 levels classes and extrapolating them to a graduate level already.

    And the case has since been made to me that taking classes specifically to land a job that I'm okay with but not passionate about(embalmer) might be a mistake. I mean, I have no issues with dead bodies, but I don't think it is some sort of higher calling. It seems like a technical job I would be good at and minimize unwanted human contact, but at the same time there's some related elements I'm not great at(the chemistry parts) that could pose a bit of a challenge when achieving the certification. When with sociology, I may be able to breeze through to a Bachelor's and enjoy myself.

    It has me really confused and just turning 30 and hating my job isn't helping things.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    99.9 percent of people do a job that isn't really some kind of higher calling

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah dude. If you get up and think, yeah, I'm going to stick Worcestershire sauce in everyone, fucking great.

    But if you do it to take home a paycheck and use it to live your life that's a perfectly valid way of living too.

    (If you do both fuck you)

  • SagrothSagroth Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Tube wrote: »
    99.9 percent of people do a job that isn't really some kind of higher calling

    This is true.

    I think I'm worried because my current job is basically the result of me taking training specifically to get said job. I knew med aide paid a liveable wage and was in demand(and has less shut work than CNA) and so I went for it.

    And now I've been a med aide for two years while trying to become a nurse and most places are starting to move towards requiring med aide while making workers do CNA stuff.

    So basically the reality of the job is getting crappier, and I'm nervous about spending a year in school and a year of apprenticeship if the same thing could happen with embalmer.

    Like there seems to be a move towards franchising funeral homes which means less straight embalmers and more morticians that also embalm.

    And I don't want to end up 4 years from now working for a corporation and trying to up sell grieving families on funeral packages, you know?

    Sagroth on
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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Damn. I typically get off at 7:30. I didn't get a break so far tonight so I was hoping I could just clock out at 7 and leave, but nope. Gotta clock out now, back in at 7, and stay til 7:30.

    Petty, I know, but feh.

    Kaplar on
  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Somebody suggested I ask about this here so here goes:

    I am somewhat of a crossroads in my life right now and not sure which way to go.

    Okay, here's the explanation:

    I already have an Associate's. I was working on a Nursing Degree for a while, but selective admissions apparently does not like the idea of an Autisitic male RN even with a 36 ACT score. So it's either work as a med aide forever or get the fuck out of nursing.

    So I've been working on getting into schooling for mortuary sciences. Specifically, embalmer. Very few living people to deal with there.

    So I've been getting my required electives out of the way when I try out some Sociology classes. And not only do I really like the subject material, but my professors(and one in particular who has a doctorate and does sociology work for corporate America for a living) feels like I am a natural with the material. Apparently I'm taking the concepts in 200 and 300 levels classes and extrapolating them to a graduate level already.

    And the case has since been made to me that taking classes specifically to land a job that I'm okay with but not passionate about(embalmer) might be a mistake. I mean, I have no issues with dead bodies, but I don't think it is some sort of higher calling. It seems like a technical job I would be good at and minimize unwanted human contact, but at the same time there's some related elements I'm not great at(the chemistry parts) that could pose a bit of a challenge when achieving the certification. When with sociology, I may be able to breeze through to a Bachelor's and enjoy myself.

    It has me really confused and just turning 30 and hating my job isn't helping things.

    Make that paper.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    So last week I had a training course with an exam at the end.

    But due to resource issues, I had to still do work whilst the course took place because my team couldn't cover my workload.

    I tried to do the barest minimum and focus on the course but unsurprisingly I get my results today and I failed. 2 marks off passing as well to rub salt into the wound.

    What's my best way of bringing this up with my director?

    Besides swearing up a storm

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    99.9 percent of people do a job that isn't really some kind of higher calling

    This is true.

    I think I'm worried because my current job is basically the result of me taking training specifically to get said job. I knew med aide paid a liveable wage and was in demand(and has less shut work than CNA) and so I went for it.

    And now I've been a med aide for two years while trying to become a nurse and most places are starting to move towards requiring med aide while making workers do CNA stuff.

    So basically the reality of the job is getting crappier, and I'm nervous about spending a year in school and a year of apprenticeship if the same thing could happen with embalmer.

    Like there seems to be a move towards franchising funeral homes which means less straight embalmers and more morticians that also embalm.

    And I don't want to end up 4 years from now working for a corporation and trying to up sell grieving families on funeral packages, you know?
    Well, people are going to always die dude.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Anyone's job could eventually become obsolete due to changing market conditions or technology. You might get replaced by embalmerbot six months from now. It's just a risk you take.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Coincidentally, today I'm designing the spec sheets for an embalmerbot.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    If I was a corpse I'd be waiting for the guy to fuck up so I could be all "thanks EMBALMER"

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If I was a corpse I'd be waiting for the guy to fuck up so I could be all "thanks EMBALMER"

    wow

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Yeah let's just spend the remaining 7 pages of this thread basking in that joke.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Yeah let's just spend the remaining 7 pages of this thread basking in that joke.

    Hey whoa wait a second now. It's a good joke, yeah, but not that good. It's not like it'd raise the dead or anything...

    Kaplar
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    You're just wasting good basking time.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I just want to know how a corpse could speak and say that.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Yeah let's just spend the remaining 7 pages of this thread basting in that joke.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Oh Tube.

    You are just so cute.

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Once again the driveway to this apartment building is so snow-covered and icy that I can't even get up it to get to work.

    And once again I have to wait for the guy they hire to plow this shit to get here (which will happen whenever he feels like it)

    So again I have to call my work and tell them I'm going to be late with no idea whatsoever when I could possibly make it in because I don't have an ETA on this driveway being cleared which is actually a really absurd and embarrassing reason to be late to work.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Sociology

    and minimize unwanted human contact,


    Aside from all of the other good advice given, I'm going to ask/point out that I believe (and someone with more experience please correct me if I'm wrong) that most Sociology folks...Sociologist, if you will...have a great deal of contact with other humans. Isn't that the nature of the gig?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Yeah let's just spend the remaining 7 pages of this thread basking in that joke.

    yeah okay

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Sociology

    and minimize unwanted human contact,


    Aside from all of the other good advice given, I'm going to ask/point out that I believe (and someone with more experience please correct me if I'm wrong) that most Sociology folks...Sociologist, if you will...have a great deal of contact with other humans. Isn't that the nature of the gig?
    To broaden the question: You know you enjoy studying sociology, but will you enjoy the work that you'll wind up doing?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Sociology

    and minimize unwanted human contact,


    Aside from all of the other good advice given, I'm going to ask/point out that I believe (and someone with more experience please correct me if I'm wrong) that most Sociology folks...Sociologist, if you will...have a great deal of contact with other humans. Isn't that the nature of the gig?
    To broaden the question: You know you enjoy studying sociology, but will you enjoy the work that you'll wind up doing?

    Insert ''finding a job in sociology in this economy'' joke here.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    they're opening new starbucks all the time

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If I was a corpse I'd be waiting for the guy to fuck up so I could be all "thanks EMBALMER"

    Man I wish City of Heroes were still around. You could have made an awesome zombie mastermind of Barack Embalmer.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I should start looking for other jobs or coming up with some sort of school plan or something

    This fancy delivery boy thing is nice but I have been doing it for way longer than I thought I would

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I should start looking for other jobs or coming up with some sort of school plan or something

    This fancy delivery boy thing is nice but I have been doing it for way longer than I thought I would

    Freeze yourself for 1000 years

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I should start looking for other jobs or coming up with some sort of school plan or something

    This fancy delivery boy thing is nice but I have been doing it for way longer than I thought I would

    You're a courier?

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    If I was a corpse I'd be waiting for the guy to fuck up so I could be all "thanks EMBALMER"

    Man I wish City of Heroes were still around. You could have made an awesome zombie mastermind of Barack Embalmer.

    I would make an Obama villain with spider-man powers called Barachnophobia.

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