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What do you want to be when you grow up? [Job Thread]

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
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    "The Individual Mandate"


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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Joe Biden would just be Ghost Rider, but with a trans am instead of a motorcycle.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Joe Biden would just be Ghost Rider, but with a trans am instead of a motorcycle.

    Don't you mean an Amtrak train car?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Baroque Embalmer

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Hunter wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    If I was a corpse I'd be waiting for the guy to fuck up so I could be all "thanks EMBALMER"

    Man I wish City of Heroes were still around. You could have made an awesome zombie mastermind of Barack Embalmer.

    I would make an Obama villain with spider-man powers called Barachnophobia.

    Way ahead of you. I had arachobama

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    hahahaha please get lawyers to write up your legal documents holy shit

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    My family is adorable sending me this

    By adorable I mean I want to cry

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I got a support ticket reply that included the phrase 'whilst' in it.

    Well la-de-fuckin-da fancy pants look at you and your college degree.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    hahahaha please get lawyers to write up your legal documents holy shit

    Man, that sounds expensive

  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    I got a support ticket reply that included the phrase 'whilst' in it.

    Well la-de-fuckin-da fancy pants look at you and your college degree.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Wow I am kind of shocked at how quickly and successfully our old people territory managers figured out the instructions I sent them for removing some apps from their phones and registering with the new MDM platform I'm using to push apps and updates to them. Two of four already have it installed.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Wow I am kind of shocked at how quickly and successfully our old people territory managers figured out the instructions I sent them for removing some apps from their phones and registering with the new MDM platform I'm using to push apps and updates to them. Two of four already have it installed.

    They got one of their grandchildren to help them.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I should start looking for other jobs or coming up with some sort of school plan or something

    This fancy delivery boy thing is nice but I have been doing it for way longer than I thought I would

    You're a courier?

    Basically, except instead of couriering for whoever needs something to go from point A to point B, I only do deliveries and pick ups for the firm I work for which does litigation support/reprographic work

    My job title is technically Customer Service Representative because I am the one that paralegals see when we pick up and deliver things, so sometimes I answer simple questions or take special instructions but the customer service aspect is mostly smiling and nodding and the meat of the job is driving boxes around

    The work is simple and generally easy to do, and the pay is good for what the job is, but it is very much a job and not what I would consider a viable (or desirable) career. However advancement within the company is pretty much all to the sales side of things, which doesn't really interest me.

    I am at a comfortable plateau in my life: I no longer live with my parents, I am putting roughly half of every paycheck into savings (most of which stays there since I do my best not to spend beyond my credit limit), I pay off my credit card each month to try and build up my credit score

    So I'm 23 and achieved personal independence in the majority of my life but I need to come up with a plan to end up with a better job because eventually I'll have to get off my parents health insurance and I already want to stop living in a house with 5 other people

    If somebody wants to pay me 40-50k to lift some boxes that would be cool

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    You should make some extra money by delivering drugs along your work routes.

    Or, you know, on your routes. Lawyers love cocaine, right?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    In other news I really, really want a new job.

    i'm applying to the army corps of engineers

    a nice woman who i volunteer with asked me what i was looking to do, and when i told her, she handed me her card

    she apparently is in charge of the Portland district?

    she said they're not much into hiring these days (which i already knew) but that each resume she gets goes through a half-hour "informational interview" (which i presume to be background checks and stuff)

    in any case, it gets me in the system, and I apparently have someone fairly high up vouching for me, so what's to lose?

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    The structural integrity of a levee?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    The structural integrity of a levee?

    when's that ever happened, though

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Today I was reminded of how conservative the corporate workforce tends to be. I got to work a little after the other guys I'm working with today (had to take my little brother to school) and when I get into the meeting room they're all talking about how the "liberal media" is the only thing fighting against guns and then compared all of their guns.

    We had a break halfway through the morning, and what are the talking about when we get back? Gun accessories!

  • Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    Well, my phone interview went well enough for them to invite me in for an in-person interview with the hiring manager and her team on Wednesday.

    These are positive steps, my friends.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Oh, the potential students that want to ask me 100 questions.

    "Are you the person that can help me with this?"

    "Well, we won't know until you ask me the question sweetcheeks."

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Today I was reminded of how conservative the corporate workforce tends to be. I got to work a little after the other guys I'm working with today (had to take my little brother to school) and when I get into the meeting room they're all talking about how the "liberal media" is the only thing fighting against guns and then compared all of their guns.

    We had a break halfway through the morning, and what are the talking about when we get back? Gun accessories!

    Need more guns to protect their fat stacks

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    the political cross-section of corporate america depends heavily on where you are and in what industry


    in the northeast the same office would be almost entirely lefty


    college educated professionals tend to be democrats

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Monday after daylight savings time can suck a giant dick.

    Holy shit I need a nap.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    the political cross-section of corporate america depends heavily on where you are and in what industry


    in the northeast the same office would be almost entirely lefty


    college educated professionals tend to be democrats

    Most of the conservatives I know around here (Boston) tend to complain more about taxes or Deval Patrick's nanny-state.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Monday after daylight savings time can suck a giant dick.

    Holy shit I need a nap.

    why on earth do we still do this stupid crap again

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Because our Founding Fathers did it.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Monday after daylight savings time can suck a giant dick.

    Holy shit I need a nap.

    why on earth do we still do this stupid crap again

    everyone says it's a farming thing but the more reasonable explanation I've heard is that it actually has a net benefit for saving electricity

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    If I was a corpse I'd be waiting for the guy to fuck up so I could be all "thanks EMBALMER"

    Man I wish City of Heroes were still around. You could have made an awesome zombie mastermind of Barack Embalmer.

    I would make an Obama villain with spider-man powers called Barachnophobia.

    Way ahead of you. I had arachobama

    Yesterday out of the blue I had the urge to make a Swedish necromancer called Spirit Hans.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Because our Founding Fathers did it.
    I think it's somewhere in the Constitution to keep it in there to give IT people headaches.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Try having a meeting that starts an hour before you usually get to work, which you need to get in an hour earlier than that to prep for, on the Monday after daylight savings time.

    It's noon and I'm checked out for the day already.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Because our Founding Fathers did it.

    Bunch of powdered wig wearing communists if you ask me.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Because our Founding Fathers did it.
    I think it's somewhere in the Constitution to keep it in there to give IT people headaches.
    Oh ho! You programmer types look like you've finally gotten date\time standardized pretty well.
    Lets just throw a little monkeywrench in there shall we?


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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Hello, french journalist.

    I didn't send you the high res image you were asking for because the item is currently out of stock for awhile. Driving people to the site for that would be silly. Telling me that "The <REDACTED> can be find in another web site... but can you please send me the high rez visual anyway?" is even sillier.

    I'm not sending you our high res photography so you can give sales to another site. No.

    Sorry, Pierre.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Looks like a sales person sold our product with promises that we can't keep and now they're probably going to be quite upset!

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Looks like a sales person sold our product with promises that we can't keep and now they're probably going to be quite upset!

    Those were always fun. Arguing with a salesperson that the product doesn't actually do that, can't in its current iteration do that, and won't be able to do that without significant investment never seemed to stick.

    Once I had one of the directors come over and start agreeing that they were a very important client and we'd hate to look stupid in front of them, and only backed off when I showed them the amount of hours it would take to actually implement the functionality that had been magicked out of this salesperson's arse.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Well, on the plus side our product isn't the problem, but our sales person oversold our hosting services. Basically, the client company's authentication does not, and won't match up with ours, so our option is to either float the content out in the open web or give it to the client to place on their internal network, which will then not allow part of our product to work, because it interacts with IIS logs.
    And the customer agreement is already signed, and has been for a few months, so I anticipate we're in for some anger somewhere.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Joe Biden would just be Ghost RiderNicolas Cage, but with a trans am instead of a motorcycle.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    if Nick Cage gets to play Biden in the biopic, then I think Wesley Snipes has to play Obama

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Monday after daylight savings time can suck a giant dick.

    Holy shit I need a nap.

    why on earth do we still do this stupid crap again

    everyone says it's a farming thing but the more reasonable explanation I've heard is that it actually has a net benefit for saving electricity

    http://www.voxeu.org/article/does-daylight-saving-time-save-electricity

    Our main finding is that – contrary to the policy’s intent – DST increases residential electricity demand. Estimates of the overall increase are approximately 1%, but we find that the effect is not constant throughout the DST period. DST causes the greatest increase in electricity consumption in the late summer and early fall, when estimates range between 2% and 4%.

    oh..........

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    destroy dst forever.

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