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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ooh, here's a thinker.

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    Impossible. As soon as you got to the part where you began reading the book an infinite loop would be created and you would be trapped for eternity, never aging, reading a book about you reading a book.

    Nope, that's dumb. It depends on whether or not you believe in predestination. So you read the book, you get to the part where you get the book, in the book it says you finish the book, and then make the following decisions based on what you read in the book. Your future is being written in the book as you're reading the book.

    Reminds me of a Who-ism...
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    The book should show me reading the book in detail!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    She is a Quebecer, from Montreal, I believe. Or at least close enough that she tells non-Canadians that is where she is from. Just like I tell people I am from LA.

    She has some nerdy interest so I will probably for for that on a card. She is a pretty big doctor who fan.

    Maybe get some cheese for the wine as getting proper cheese is a real treat in Japan.

    Okay, think I have V-day sorted now, thanks guys :)

    oh dude

    French Canadians do not like it when you give them valentine's day gifts because of the proximity to the Montreal Exchange bombing by the FLQ

    Wut?

    on February 13, 1969, the FLQ set off a bomb at the Montreal Exchange as part of their terror campaign

    the following day was a provincial day of mourning

    it's kind of stuck with them ever since as one of the after-effects of the whole martial law/october crisis thing

    edit: these guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLQ

    Hmmm, on the one hand I do not think she is the type of girl that would be upset at getting stuff on valentine's day.

    On the other I really would not like to upset her by trying to do something nice for her.

    I should probably just ask her if she is cool with getting stuff or not.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm in bed now. Another successful day without a sugary drink.

    *weeps*

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Here's the thing. The book has to contain nothing but choices you'd still make knowing the outcome, otherwise there would be a paradox. So I imagine your life must either be pretty amazing after reading the book or pretty awful, brutal and short.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    It wouldn't matter if one believed in predestination if your future is being written in the book as you're reading it, since that ... would confirm predestination. The question of whether or not you can change what is written in the book is moot since it would predict your ability to comprehend that plot tweest

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    good plan

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    that video made me fucking hyperventilate

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    WHY IS HE SO OBSESSED ABOUT THE ... MOLLUSCUM LICKING IT

    WHY IS HE LIKE "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TASTE OF THIS IS"

    AAAAAAGGGHHH

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Tech house

    It's 1 AM

    Tech house

    Stahp

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I am physically ill from watching that video.
    That is rare in this day and age of the internet.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I don't know what that video is but the preview image looks disgusting and I refuse to watch it.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Holy fuck DK

    That is exactly what I want to see

    SO SATISFYING

    There are more. I was watching it like a man on a pornography binge last night.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Holy fuck DK

    That is exactly what I want to see

    SO SATISFYING

    There are more. I was watching it like a man on a pornography binge last night.
    Like, I find squeezing blackheads fun but O M G FUCKING WHAT

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Best to just boil that face in 10N sodium hydroxide.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    The better question is would you read fan-fiction based off of the book about your life?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ooh, here's a thinker.

    tumblr_mh5r0uosV61rnkn9io1_500.jpg

    Impossible. As soon as you got to the part where you began reading the book an infinite loop would be created and you would be trapped for eternity, never aging, reading a book about you reading a book.

    Nope, that's dumb. It depends on whether or not you believe in predestination. So you read the book, you get to the part where you get the book, in the book it says you finish the book, and then make the following decisions based on what you read in the book. Your future is being written in the book as you're reading the book.

    Reminds me of a Who-ism...
    tumblr_inline_mhvsakJCl81qz4rgp.png

    The book should show me reading the book in detail!

    chu's book is written by George rr martin
    its very long (and multiple volumes)

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Here's the thing. The book has to contain nothing but choices you'd still make knowing the outcome, otherwise there would be a paradox. So I imagine your life must either be pretty amazing after reading the book or pretty awful, brutal and short.

    Alternatively, it would know of someone's conclusion that the book is truly predicative of the future, and that person's life could be fairly boring and average since he or she would surrender any concept of agency and merely follow the instructions of the book

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Flowers. Chocolates. The classics are classic for a reason.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I would just use the book to remember all of the stuff I have forgotten about my life, which is most of the stuff!

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Eating chocolate, drinking coconut water, buying comic books electronically... How am I still single?

    (Don't you dare answer that you lurid [chat]ters!)

    Well, you totally opened yourself up for hypothetical answers. ;P

    Only by non-lurid types. Which are you?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the book of your life question is silly

    people have wandered the library of babel their entire lives without finding their own histories

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    The better question is would you read fan-fiction based off of the book about your life?

    This is ultimately going to lead us into another "would you have sex with your clone" discussion. That was a bad night.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    MizouraMizoura Moon pies and starry skies Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Flowers. Chocolates. The classics are classic for a reason.

    But those require zero thought.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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    fish fuck in it

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ooh, here's a thinker.

    tumblr_mh5r0uosV61rnkn9io1_500.jpg

    Impossible. As soon as you got to the part where you began reading the book an infinite loop would be created and you would be trapped for eternity, never aging, reading a book about you reading a book.

    Nope, that's dumb. It depends on whether or not you believe in predestination. So you read the book, you get to the part where you get the book, in the book it says you finish the book, and then make the following decisions based on what you read in the book. Your future is being written in the book as you're reading the book.

    Reminds me of a Who-ism...
    tumblr_inline_mhvsakJCl81qz4rgp.png

    The book should show me reading the book in detail!

    chu's book is written by George rr martin
    its very long (and multiple volumes)

    And there is a lot of feasting.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    book of your own life?

    just flip through it for the best sex scenes

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    That question sounds to me like the introduction to some kind of creepy sales/religion pitch.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MizouraMizoura Moon pies and starry skies Registered User regular
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Eating chocolate, drinking coconut water, buying comic books electronically... How am I still single?

    (Don't you dare answer that you lurid [chat]ters!)

    Well, you totally opened yourself up for hypothetical answers. ;P

    Only by non-lurid types. Which are you?

    Pfffft. Do you even need to ask me that?
    hahahaha

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    desc wrote: »
    book of your own life?

    just flip through it for the best sex scenes
    damn it it's all masturbation

    who wrote this, james joyce

    Elendil on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Flowers. Chocolates. The classics are classic for a reason.

    But those require zero thought.

    Yes they do. They require the thought "Hrm, I should do something nice for Valentine's day". I mean I am the crown prince of over the top V-Day plans. But I won't shit on someone who does flowers and chocolate. Because they did put some thought in to it, and it's the most important thought for V-Day.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    The better question is would you read fan-fiction based off of the book about your life?

    This is ultimately going to lead us into another "would you have sex with your clone" discussion. That was a bad night.

    This isn't even a question.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2013
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ooh, here's a thinker.

    tumblr_mh5r0uosV61rnkn9io1_500.jpg

    Impossible. As soon as you got to the part where you began reading the book an infinite loop would be created and you would be trapped for eternity, never aging, reading a book about you reading a book.

    Nope, that's dumb. It depends on whether or not you believe in predestination. So you read the book, you get to the part where you get the book, in the book it says you finish the book, and then make the following decisions based on what you read in the book. Your future is being written in the book as you're reading the book.

    Reminds me of a Who-ism...
    tumblr_inline_mhvsakJCl81qz4rgp.png

    The book should show me reading the book in detail!

    chu's book is written by George rr martin
    its very long (and multiple volumes)


    And there is a lot of feasting.

    :)

    Organichu on
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    MizouraMizoura Moon pies and starry skies Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Flowers. Chocolates. The classics are classic for a reason.

    But those require zero thought.

    Yes they do. They require the thought "Hrm, I should do something nice for Valentine's day". I mean I am the crown prince of over the top V-Day plans. But I won't shit on someone who does flowers and chocolate. Because they did put some thought in to it, and it's the most important thought for V-Day.

    Buying someone flowers and chocolate require minimal thought.
    It's still nice though. I wouldn't really complain. But if it were someone I was DATING and had known me for a decent length of time, I can't say I would be totally thrilled.

    Anyone who knows me, knows I'd rather just have a handmade (even terrible) card, lots of sex, more sex, followed by morning sex.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I was actually okay with RE4 and Dead Space, etc, since RE is so god damn silly and doesn't focus on cavernous abscesses in the human body; and in Dead Space I can compartmentalize things like aliens away (but apparently not catbuses)

    The bees erupting from the hands in Bioshock and swollen enemies with dark pores that spit out flies in Binding of Isaac are conceptually disgusting to me, but don't like, make me convulse

    Things like other people's absurd blackheads / cysts though

    >.<

    So you're generally okay with parasites sprouting out of farm villagers' heads and impregnated corpses screaming while giving birth to corpse babies.

    And yet it's the adorable Catbus that unnerves you? :?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Someone is IMing me. I'm in bed tho so fuk dat.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Flowers. Chocolates. The classics are classic for a reason.

    But those require zero thought.

    Yes they do. They require the thought "Hrm, I should do something nice for Valentine's day". I mean I am the crown prince of over the top V-Day plans. But I won't shit on someone who does flowers and chocolate. Because they did put some thought in to it, and it's the most important thought for V-Day.

    Buying someone flowers and chocolate require minimal thought.
    It's still nice though. I wouldn't really complain. But if it were someone I was DATING and had known me for a decent length of time, I can't say I would be totally thrilled.

    Anyone who knows me, knows I'd rather just have a handmade (even terrible) card, lots of sex, more sex, followed by morning sex.

    *dap*

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mizoura wrote: »
    Anyone who knows me, knows I'd rather just have a handmade (even terrible) card, lots of sex, more sex, followed by morning sex.

    I like your style.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man this Gundam show doesn't hold back on the war atrocities.

    Sarksus are there any Gundam shows after SEED that are worth a damn?

    I'm legitimately curious because I've been wanting to watch a modern Gundam show. If a non-terrible one existed.

    Gundam 00 is better than SEED, I would say. It's not my favorite but it's good. That's what I'm watching right now.

    Gundam Unicorn is supposed to be good but it's an OVA that is being made over a period of years.

    Followup question: your most recommended Gundams, not counting the original series, G Gundam or Gundam W.

    Been thinking of checking out Zeta, since that's a sequel to the original.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    OH MY GOD STOP IMING ME

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone is IMing me. I'm in bed tho so fuk dat.

    Fine

    Ignore me

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