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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    the angle

    I don't care about the dude's taint and I am not really into not being able to see any of the girl's distinguishing features at all

    Gay men in denial need porn too.

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    Good thing we don't have any of those things.

    It's not as bad here as it was there, Jesus it was so bad there. Pages were just chock full of bullshit. The G&T chat thread also treehoused even harder than this one. There are definitely times I wouldn't be surprised if this chat thread got shut down but it's not as bad as the G&T one yet.

    I couldn't keep up with that chat thread. I don't know if it was simply too big (it seemed like it moved hella fast, even compared to our best days) or if it was just so fucking inaccessible due to all that shit you mentioned.

    It sounds like it was hella bad.

    It went really fast, yeah. Like you could write a post and the thread would move half a page, maybe a page. I liked it a lot because that was where I first started posting and I was a kid and it was a community but yeah eventually I understood why it was shut down.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Senj, you found like ... The one hot one. It's like finding a super hot girl who wasn't hot in high school. It's a thing whose rarity needs be recognized.

    You know

    Like a non-criminal black person

    Jesus Podly

    I want to kiss your mouth

    You beautiful racist

    Man, if "ironic racism" is what does it for you, you oughta check out Reddit. You'll probably have an orgasm.

    Cinders
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    We need you here, anyway!

    The other Raven is getting all cocky, acting like she owns the place.

    @ravenhpltc24 is this true?

    Are you cocking?

    Oh brilliant
    BeNarwhal
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    the angle

    I don't care about the dude's taint and I am not really into not being able to see any of the girl's distinguishing features at all

    Gay men in denial need porn too.

    I think gay dudes are into a bit more context and full body shots than just wrinkly man taint on 60% of the screen

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    surrealitycheckLeitner
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Senj, you found like ... The one hot one. It's like finding a super hot girl who wasn't hot in high school. It's a thing whose rarity needs be recognized.

    You know

    Like a non-criminal black person

    Jesus Podly

    I want to kiss your mouth

    You beautiful racist

    Man, if "ironic racism" is what does it for you, you oughta check out Reddit. You'll probably have an orgasm.

    There is literally an entire subreddit for ironic racism.

    It is bad.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    What do you mean, "Ironic Racism?"

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I honestly don't remember the G&T chat thread. I might not have ever set foot in there, but I remember liking the megathreads.

    Geth
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I could see how there is an argument for like, cultural imperialism via co-opting ethnic dress, reinforcing exoticism and otherness

    but that is a bit of a stretch and in this particular case a bit of a type I error in seeing leering white monsters where there are none. but the best and most potent forms of imperialism are the ones we dismiss! a hyper-reactionary defense of ethnic separatism would find huge problems with anyone wearing anything outside of their culture, sure

    My conclusion is that all white people are monsters

    Eddy on
    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Senj, you found like ... The one hot one. It's like finding a super hot girl who wasn't hot in high school. It's a thing whose rarity needs be recognized.

    You know

    Like a non-criminal black person

    Jesus Podly

    I want to kiss your mouth

    You beautiful racist

    Man, if "ironic racism" is what does it for you, you oughta check out Reddit. You'll probably have an orgasm.

    There is literally an entire subreddit for ironic racism.

    It is bad.

    Yeah, r/funny is really shitty.

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    the angle

    I don't care about the dude's taint and I am not really into not being able to see any of the girl's distinguishing features at all

    Gay men in denial need porn too.

    I think gay dudes are into a bit more context and full body shots than just wrinkly man taint on 60% of the screen

    Based on the one gay porn I watched, alls I know is this -- maaaan, them gay dudes know how to suck a dick.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    I honestly don't remember the G&T chat thread. I might not have ever set foot in there, but I remember liking the megathreads.

    I don't remember it either...though I do catch myself wishing there was a catch all gaming related thread in G&T.

    Sometimes I have shit to say, and no place to say it man!

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    What do you mean, "Ironic Racism?"

    I mean jokes where you pretend to be racist but it's not really racist because it's a joke.

    With scare quotes because I don't really observe the distinction.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    The program was started under Bush, wasn't it?

    GnomeTankoverride367
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ronya wrote: »
    In the end, I tell people that the Hijab is not a responsibility, it’s a right given to me by my Creator who knows me best.

    just as a fun quote from that blog

    it is very important that you learn to love the taste of the lash

    surrealitycheck on
    obF2Wuw.png
    ronya
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    so what is going to happen if/when the north korean regime collapses?

    what happens to 30 million people who all find out that their entire history and worldview is a lie?

    The words "Not it" will be shouted loudly by world governments in a race not to be last.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I could see how there is an argument for like, cultural imperialism via co-opting ethnic dress, reinforcing exoticism and otherness

    but that is a bit of a stretch and in this particular case a bit of a type I error in seeing leering white monsters where there are none. but the best and most potent forms of imperialism are the ones we dismiss! a hyper-reactionary defense of ethnic separatism would find huge problems with anyone wearing anything outside of their culture, sure

    My conclusion is that all white people are monsters

    kill whitey

    obF2Wuw.png
    CasualPodly
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    those endogamous bastards

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone Reaganphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    fixed that for you

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i heard you guys were talking about dude taints

    i also heard jacob loves dude taints

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    i heard you guys were talking about dude taints

    i also heard jacob loves dude taints

    gamble a stamp

    he'll make a man out of you

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    What do you mean, "Ironic Racism?"

    "God, why are Asian students so bad at math these days?"

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    so what is going to happen if/when the north korean regime collapses?

    what happens to 30 million people who all find out that their entire history and worldview is a lie?

    The words "Not it" will be shouted loudly by world governments in a race not to be last.

    And FIFA will rule that North Korea's soccer team is now eligible to play in the African Confederations Cup. Hooray!

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
    Delmain
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    if this chat thread got shut down, where would i go

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I had an Obamaphone in 2005

    Obama's socialism is so deep that it travels back in time like that anomaly from the last episode of TNG

    Also I would honestly be kind of surprised if oversight saved any money, for every person committing any kind of fraud there's 99 that aren't so spending a pile of money to build a new bureaucracy to police it is probably going to be counterproductive

    override367 on
    Captain Carrot
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    So Obama fixed a program that broke under Bush's watch?

    override367
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it immoral/injurious to minority classes for beautiful white people to wear their garb?

    i was reading this blog post earlier about how this hot white burlesque performer had a sari but also it was a lil more racy

    basically these ladies of color were saying hmm dat is appropriating sexualizing bullshit

    do y'all agree y/n

    sex is weird and I feel like the shit that gets people off isn't necessarily connected to the shit they otherwise think and believe when their systems aren't being overloaded

    like maybe you agree hitting people is bad and hitting your partner isn't okay but when you are making sex,

    i'm not actually clear on whether this is part of her performance

    like, apparently the lady went to india and really loved it and i think she sort of dresses like that sometimes, in addition to while dancing


    meh

    just, one of my friends who is usually p smart and not weird linked it saying it was interesting and i didn't really know how i felt about it

    Nothing wrong with it though.

    I find saris sexy, which my Indian friends found funny since they obviously don't see it the same way I do.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    By the by, is it @Casual who stays in/near Aberdeen?

    @BobCesca

    yeah that's me

    You about at the weekend at all? I am nearby and all alone until my mam gets back next week.

    this weekend?

    should be

    you up in Aberdeen?

    Out in Insch at my Mum's place 'cos I've got an interview later this week. The 10 hour drive today was not fun.

    yikes no it isn't, once you get a few miles out of Lothian it's a deadzone

    well the good news is if you're looking for a job here is that our unemployment is p low so you don't have 50 people applying for every job

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    The program was started under Bush, wasn't it?

    The Lifeline program was started under Reagan.

    It was expanded to cellular phones under Bush.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    What do you mean, "Ironic Racism?"

    I mean jokes where you pretend to be racist but it's not really racist because it's a joke.

    With scare quotes because I don't really observe the distinction.

    i kind of don't understand this position

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I can finally make a salad I enjoy. I kept buying leaves of various types but I couldn't make it click, even with this dressing I really like

    I just wasn't putting enough stuff in. too much leaf made it almost gross to eat all of for me.

    noms. one a day for lunch is the plan, upgrade from my general 'eat what's around' plan for lunch. which yeah I've been good lately but it's just asking for trouble.

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    I had an Obamaphone in 2005

    Obama's socialism is so deep that it travels back in time like that anomaly from the last episode of TNG

    It even stretches back farther than that. Obama's socialism is so strong, it reaches back to the 80's, when one Ronald Reagan (aka the Conservative Messiah) started the federal subsidy for people to have a phone (though at the time it was actually a land line).

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    possessive ethnic nationalism is such an appropriately left-wing cause, don't you know

    aRkpc.gif
    surrealitycheckCinders
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    if this chat thread got shut down, where would i go

    there are, like, other threads, man.

    I've seen them.


    ...yeah, I've seen 'em.

    Tamin on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    I'm having trouble mustering outrage.

    The FCC has stepped in in their oversight role and corrected some abuses of the program, netting some savings for a legitimately useful program that is keeping the digital divide from further disenfranchising poor americans.

    If we want to talk about real fraud and waste, let's talk about military contracting or something. This program is a tiny fraction of a percent of the national budget.

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    FeralCaptain Carrot
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    possessive ethnic nationalism is such an appropriately left-wing cause, don't you know

    nyagh

    murder all borders

    coca cola rule me in your glorious syrupy wisdom

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    surrealitycheck
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    Because the most devoted porn addicts love the undeniable evidence of sexual penetration occurring I guess? They need to see it vivid and explicit in front of them because it is the last element of vanilla sex that is still transgressive enough to stir the bruise-mottled tube of meat hanging flaccid in their fist.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    Eddy
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    egads i have become the imperialist pigdog I have so long feared

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
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