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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    whew, what a weekend of friend visiting. that was a time. we ended it by him eating a giant donut and me eating a taco out of food trucks

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »

    That is some of the most moronic shit I have heard in a long time.

    How do you even approach those ideas and try to grapple with them seriously? There's so much bigotry to unpack...

    I guess I would just end up accusing the person who said it of internalizing the language of white racism, and suggest they break free of the rhetorical chains in which they're bound. Additional slavery metaphor, blatant accusation that the opinion is an example of patriarchy instead of a protest against it, etc.

    Good grief.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    Because the most devoted porn addicts love the undeniable evidence of sexual penetration occurring I guess? They need to see it vivid and explicit in front of them because it is the last element of vanilla sex that is still transgressive enough to stir the bruise-mottled tube of meat hanging flaccid in their fist.

    God damn, you've pretty much nailed me down and hovered over me with a microscope

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone Reaganphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    fixed that for you

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    The Obamaphone "scandal" is something meant to anger old (white) voters who don't realize how important a cell phone is these days

    Why back in my day you walked into the door and shook the owner's hand and you had a job by crikey, you didn't need to telemephone or fancy futuristic cellular phone (which is cheaper than a landline)

    override367 on
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    re: Sari

    I actually have a bit of a wrapping fetish..

    Buttons, zippers, tied strings etc.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »

    That is some of the most moronic shit I have heard in a long time.

    How do you even approach those ideas and try to grapple with them seriously? There's so much bigotry to unpack...

    I guess I would just end up accusing the person who said it of internalizing the language of white racism, and suggest they break free of the rhetorical chains in which they're bound. Additional slavery metaphor, blatant accusation that the opinion is an example of patriarchy instead of a protest against it, etc.

    Good grief.

    wait i can't tell which side you're on

    i'm confused

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    spool32
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    And that has been your Mortious sharing moment. Move along, nothing to see here.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »

    That is some of the most moronic shit I have heard in a long time.

    How do you even approach those ideas and try to grapple with them seriously? There's so much bigotry to unpack...

    I guess I would just end up accusing the person who said it of internalizing the language of white racism, and suggest they break free of the rhetorical chains in which they're bound. Additional slavery metaphor, blatant accusation that the opinion is an example of patriarchy instead of a protest against it, etc.

    Good grief.

    wait i can't tell which side you're on

    i'm confused

    There are more than two sides here

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    Because the most devoted porn addicts love the undeniable evidence of sexual penetration occurring I guess? They need to see it vivid and explicit in front of them because it is the last element of vanilla sex that is still transgressive enough to stir the bruise-mottled tube of meat hanging flaccid in their fist.

    I can only be aroused if the penis and balls are tied up like a ham.

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Do college kids in other countries have Baywatch theme parties and/or dress up like Pam Anderson to be sexy?

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    The FCC said new verification procedures saved nearly $214 million last year, and projected total savings over the next three years would reach $2 billion. Disbursements under the program began to drop in the third quarter after 12 consecutive quarters of increases.

    Hooray!

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone Reaganphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    fixed that for you


    I know about the Obamaphone lady

    Doesn't change the fact that it was started by Reagan and the specific expansion the WSJ article is talking about was a Bush policy

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Do college kids in other countries have Baywatch theme parties and/or dress up like Pam Anderson to be sexy?

    how do you differentiate between that theme and "wear a bikini" themes

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    How dare obama improve something!

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    but feral, do u no why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone Reaganphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    fixed that for you


    I know about the Obamaphone lady

    Doesn't change the fact that it was started by Reagan and the specific expansion the WSJ article is talking about was a Bush policy

    When the only response to fucking reality is to post Obama phone lady, as if that's a serious rebuttal. the argument is already won.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
    override367
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Do college kids in other countries have Baywatch theme parties and/or dress up like Pam Anderson to be sexy?

    how do you differentiate between that theme and "wear a bikini" themes

    Well, you make it a red one-piece and then stuff a shit ton of silicone in your bra.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Do college kids in other countries have Baywatch theme parties and/or dress up like Pam Anderson to be sexy?

    how do you differentiate between that theme and "wear a bikini" themes

    Red one-pieces and lifesavers

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    What do you mean, "Ironic Racism?"

    I mean jokes where you pretend to be racist but it's not really racist because it's a joke.

    With scare quotes because I don't really observe the distinction.

    i kind of don't understand this position

    I guess it's like death of the author shit. Like, all I know about Seth McFarlane is that he makes Family Guy. So when he (or one of his writers, I guess) writes a homophobic joke or whatever, all that is presented is the homophobic joke. There isn't a disclaimer that the real joke is that anyone would make such a joke (and I'm not advocating such a disclaimer; jokes that need explanation are not good jokes)... as far as anyone can reasonably tell, it is what it is. A statement where the humor capitalizes on bigoted assumptions without challenging them.

  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    I've never hypersexualized anything.

    I don't even know if i could.

    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Do college kids in other countries have Baywatch theme parties and/or dress up like Pam Anderson to be sexy?

    how do you differentiate between that theme and "wear a bikini" themes

    Pretending to run in slow motion

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    surrealitycheck
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Do college kids in other countries have Baywatch theme parties and/or dress up like Pam Anderson to be sexy?

    how do you differentiate between that theme and "wear a bikini" themes

    By the fact that pam anderson didn't wear a bikini on baywatch

    swimsuit all the way

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    fM9aGJq.jpg

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    spool32CasualTTODewbackevilbobsurrealitycheckDark Raven XPodlyTiger Burning
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    haha i really hope i didn't speak too soon re: new yawk. i just kind of assumed that my check would arrive by then but i didn't look at a calendar and realize it might be razor close.

    NYC PEOPLE JUST IN CASE PLZ FORGIVE ME IN ADVANCE IF I ACTUALLY SHOW UP ON FRIDAY THE 8TH INSTEAD OF FRIDAY THE 1ST :V

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Oh dear.

    aRkpc.gif
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    also the answer is: no but by god I wish we did.

    or well maybe right now isn't the right time because frostbite isn't particularly sexy

    Abdhyius on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Surprising no one, the free Obamaphone Reaganphone program has been poorly managed with very little oversight. Looking at that little chart accompanying the article, Virgin Mobile and AT&T drank deeply from the government teat.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323511804578296001368122888.html?mod=WSJ_hppMIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
    The U.S. government spent about $2.2 billion last year to provide phones to low-income Americans, but a Wall Street Journal review of the program shows that a large number of those who received the phones haven't proved they are eligible to receive them ... A review of five top recipients of Lifeline support conducted by the FCC for the Journal showed that 41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn't demonstrate their eligibility or didn't respond to requests for certification ... The FCC until last year allowed consumers to self-certify, without requiring documentation, that they met federal poverty guidelines. Subscribers didn't have to recertify once they were enrolled in the program, and there were few checks on whether households signed up for more than one cellphone.

    fixed that for you


    I know about the Obamaphone lady

    Doesn't change the fact that it was started by Reagan and the specific expansion the WSJ article is talking about was a Bush policy

    Free cell phones in 1986, huh? Well, Reagan and Bush seem like great guys who care about the impoverished, then. Vote Republican.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    fM9aGJq.jpg


    that


    is




    ADORBS

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i was just asked by a comcast CS rep who my cell phone service provider was

    comcast getting into the cell phone game?

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    bestcardever.jpg

    They really are.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    anyway it was always inevitable that conservative ethnic nationalists would eventually appropriate the language of anticolonial antiimperialism

    the only requirement was that the people benefiting from reaction in the global south be the restored local hierarchs rather than the white interlopers

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ....
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha i really hope i didn't speak too soon re: new yawk. i just kind of assumed that my check would arrive by then but i didn't look at a calendar and realize it might be razor close.

    NYC PEOPLE JUST IN CASE PLZ FORGIVE ME IN ADVANCE IF I ACTUALLY SHOW UP ON FRIDAY THE 8TH INSTEAD OF FRIDAY THE 1ST :V

    What fiction have you read that New Yorkers are forgiving

    Ludious on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Fate of humanity hanging in the balance

    all races putting Shepard under the spotlight

    waiting...waiting...

    "Hold on dudes gotta romance my crew!"

    BobCescaSenjutsuRegina FongsurrealitycheckCaptain Carrot
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Ironic racism to me sounds like when you make a joke about or allude to a stereotype and the joke is funny because of how blatantly stupid and absurd the stereotype is

    Like if Chu were to say he's been cutting his spending and saving up for something important and I made some absurd reference to Jewish folk and money, or the international conspiracy backing his efforts

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also the answer is: no but by god I wish we did.

    or well maybe right now isn't the right time because frostburn isn't particularly sexy

    You could have one kid get really hammered, then go 'fake drown' somewhere while the sexy ladies save them. I'm sure nothing would go wrong.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    ITT: Straight people think children are cute. Children actually creepy, inappropriate, vaguely threatening.

    cptruggedMortiousCindersdporowski
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    How dare obama improve something!

    Obama could punch a kitten in the face and you would say the black eye makes its fur look more lustrous.

    spool32
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