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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Should I eat two swiss rolls (they come in pairs!) or eat a fiberone brownie.

    These are the only choices.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Denmark isn't a real country. Look, my map clearly says HERE BE DRAGONS, and you said nothing about Draconic, or maybe you ARE a dragon.

    Well listen here, you fire breathing piece of scaley shit, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.

    Eddy
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    clearly jakobagger has kidnapped kosh and is wearing his skin as a trophy

    People (jokingly?) confused me for him a couple of times, I decided to run with it.

    I don't like it

    TaminAresProphet
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Seriously, though, Emn, are you just fucking around or are you genuinely curious?

    Meh. A tad interested. Are the cultures different between Quebec and the rest of Canada? Like, really different. Not 'California is different compared to Texas olol' different.

    They speak a different language, have their own film, music, and television industries that create content that no one else on the continent watches or listens to, have a distinct history being the descendants of French colonies on the continent, have their own cuisines, traditions, idioms, slang, and swear words

    so

    yeah

    Their own films and television? Quebec types all speak English and French but prefer French, correct? They're not so nuts that they refuse to learn English, right?

    ...

    why would that be nuts in a Francophone region?

    I assume he's thinking because if the majority of the country you live in speaks a language it might be a good idea to have a familiarity with it?

    Quebec is huge, though.

    It's not like we're talking about a dinky little area with a language quirk, where at some point you're going to have to interact in a language other than your own in the course of your day-to-day life.

    No I get that

    But as someone who doesn't have a lot of patience for nationalism

    nationalism when you aren't even a nation irk's me even more

    Actually, Quebec is considered a nation-within-a-nation.

    Ok I'm not going to delve into "nation-within-a-nation" because that's not what bugs me about this. It's not about Quebec at all except that the way Quebec is described, as an outsider, it always seems like a good example of the thing I really dislike, which is the divisiveness.

    It's that being proud that you are less able to communicate with the other people in your own nation, being proud that you are separate from them, being proud that you aren't them is a fucking poisonous, atrocious, attitude to hold. And "culture" doesn't cut it with me as an excuse for it.

    This is something that happens with great regularity in the US and it's something I've grown to have utterly no patience for over time.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    B5_kosh01b.jpg

    AManFromEarth
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    wait a third language. I count English and french or german

    that's two

    what's the third

    do Canadians have a secret language.

    I FUCKING KNEW IT.

    japan was talking about Denmark, where we all speak Danish.

    You speak to danishes?

    Ohh, you speak with danishes. That must be extraordinarily fattening.

    What a new and clever joke! Still, beats people confusing Dutch/Danish I guess.

    Also: in Danish, danishes are called viennese bread, wienerbrød.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    wait a third language. I count English and french or german

    that's two

    what's the third

    do Canadians have a secret language.

    I FUCKING KNEW IT.

    japan was talking about Denmark, where we all speak Danish.

    Yeah and I speak poundcake.

    You liar.

    If you're going to make up a language, at least have it sound real.

    Although, I do speak poundcake. Ladies.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    surrealitycheck
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular

    Gooey
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    This professor is having me read a Yemeni poli sci article from 1979, despite the fact that there have been like 50 revolutions since then

    I could skim this and be morally blameless

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    surrealitycheckoverride367
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    wait a third language. I count English and french or german

    that's two

    what's the third

    do Canadians have a secret language.

    I FUCKING KNEW IT.

    japan was talking about Denmark, where we all speak Danish.

    You speak to danishes?

    Ohh, you speak with danishes. That must be extraordinarily fattening.

    What a new and clever joke! Still, beats people confusing Dutch/Danish I guess.

    Also: in Danish, danishes are called viennese bread, wienerbrød.

    So what do the Austrians call danishes?

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I could write for SNL.

    Yeah...

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

    *not the daddy dance*

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    clearly jakobagger has kidnapped kosh and is wearing his skin as a trophy

    People (jokingly?) confused me for him a couple of times, I decided to run with it.

    I don't like it

    You're not the boss of me!

    But to be honest, I'll probably get tired of it pretty soon.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

    I didn't know you were black

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    also @ronya i have found a place that delivers pizza, burgers and chicken to 5am near me

    YESSSSSSSSSS

    ronyaCinders
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    nothing gets me diamond hard like seeing a bunch of white rich folk getting their shit wrecked in a boat

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    do the harlem shake

    Caveman Paws
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i don't even know who jakobagger is what is this silliness?

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Hey. Hey.

    Don't you besmirch the Danish. They make the best pastries.

    The Best.
    NP_Kringle_2746.jpg
    Kringle

    The traditional symbol of fine bakeries in Denmark. Pretzel shaped, made of buttery danish pastry filled with a "mazarine" almond filling, custard and raisins, topped with sliced almonds and a touch of sugar to finish.

    Houn on
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    also @ronya i have found a place that delivers pizza, burgers and chicken to 5am near me

    YESSSSSSSSSS

    soon:

    20100818-whopperbar-pizzaburger.jpg

    surrealitycheckCorehealer
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I wonder if I should buy a bottle of Maker's before they water it down

    or if I should just not give a damn and buy something that's better regardless. I want Bulleit!

    AresProphet
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I don't either and I DONT LIKE IT
    I AM CONFUSED
    CONFUSION MAKES ME ANGRY

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    RONYA I CLICKED AGREE THEN I CLICKED AWESOME THEN I CLICKED AGREE THEN I CLICKED AWESOME

    BEACUSE YES SOON

    BUT ALSO AWESOME

    BUT YES

    ronya
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    alt:

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  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Denmark isn't a real country. Look, my map clearly says HERE BE DRAGONS, and you said nothing about Draconic, or maybe you ARE a dragon.

    Well listen here, you fire breathing piece of scaley shit, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.

    Denmark has been a country since sometime between 960 and 980. Come at me upstart.

    Corehealer
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    In Vienna, the Danish is referred to as "Plundergebäck" or "Golatschen".

    Thanks wikipedia!

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    It's not that I hate the Danish. It's that I hate everyone. Except the Estonians, got bless their libertarian hearts

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ronya wrote: »
    alt:

    Slide12.gif

    doesnt happen in uk yet

    south korea was a blessed place

    like the fact mcdonalds do not understand how many fucking dollars they would make with this makes me see penis

    i mean red

    surrealitycheck on
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Seriously, though, Emn, are you just fucking around or are you genuinely curious?

    Meh. A tad interested. Are the cultures different between Quebec and the rest of Canada? Like, really different. Not 'California is different compared to Texas olol' different.

    They speak a different language, have their own film, music, and television industries that create content that no one else on the continent watches or listens to, have a distinct history being the descendants of French colonies on the continent, have their own cuisines, traditions, idioms, slang, and swear words

    so

    yeah

    Their own films and television? Quebec types all speak English and French but prefer French, correct? They're not so nuts that they refuse to learn English, right?

    ...

    why would that be nuts in a Francophone region?

    I assume he's thinking because if the majority of the country you live in speaks a language it might be a good idea to have a familiarity with it?

    Quebec is huge, though.

    It's not like we're talking about a dinky little area with a language quirk, where at some point you're going to have to interact in a language other than your own in the course of your day-to-day life.

    No I get that

    But as someone who doesn't have a lot of patience for nationalism

    nationalism when you aren't even a nation irk's me even more

    Actually, Quebec is considered a nation-within-a-nation.

    Ok I'm not going to delve into "nation-within-a-nation" because that's not what bugs me about this. It's not about Quebec at all except that the way Quebec is described, as an outsider, it always seems like a good example of the thing I really dislike, which is the divisiveness.

    It's that being proud that you are less able to communicate with the other people in your own nation, being proud that you are separate from them, being proud that you aren't them is a fucking poisonous, atrocious, attitude to hold. And "culture" doesn't cut it with me as an excuse for it.

    This is something that happens with great regularity in the US and it's something I've grown to have utterly no patience for over time.

    You'd love Britain. We speak hundreds of different dialects, and several languages are important, depending on region.

    There's nothing wrong with being proud to be different. Conformity is not the only possible way we can all get along.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Denmark isn't a real country. Look, my map clearly says HERE BE DRAGONS, and you said nothing about Draconic, or maybe you ARE a dragon.

    Well listen here, you fire breathing piece of scaley shit, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.

    Denmark has been a country since sometime between 960 and 980. Come at me upstart.

    ive been a country since 123212312bc

    i have like 7 creation myths and a lot of shitty clay pottery

    wat u gona do about it

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Seriously, though, Emn, are you just fucking around or are you genuinely curious?

    Meh. A tad interested. Are the cultures different between Quebec and the rest of Canada? Like, really different. Not 'California is different compared to Texas olol' different.

    They speak a different language, have their own film, music, and television industries that create content that no one else on the continent watches or listens to, have a distinct history being the descendants of French colonies on the continent, have their own cuisines, traditions, idioms, slang, and swear words

    so

    yeah

    Their own films and television? Quebec types all speak English and French but prefer French, correct? They're not so nuts that they refuse to learn English, right?

    ...

    why would that be nuts in a Francophone region?

    I assume he's thinking because if the majority of the country you live in speaks a language it might be a good idea to have a familiarity with it?

    Quebec is huge, though.

    It's not like we're talking about a dinky little area with a language quirk, where at some point you're going to have to interact in a language other than your own in the course of your day-to-day life.

    No I get that

    But as someone who doesn't have a lot of patience for nationalism

    nationalism when you aren't even a nation irk's me even more

    Actually, Quebec is considered a nation-within-a-nation.

    Ok I'm not going to delve into "nation-within-a-nation" because that's not what bugs me about this. It's not about Quebec at all except that the way Quebec is described, as an outsider, it always seems like a good example of the thing I really dislike, which is the divisiveness.

    It's that being proud that you are less able to communicate with the other people in your own nation, being proud that you are separate from them, being proud that you aren't them is a fucking poisonous, atrocious, attitude to hold. And "culture" doesn't cut it with me as an excuse for it.

    This is something that happens with great regularity in the US and it's something I've grown to have utterly no patience for over time.

    You'd love Britain. We speak hundreds of different dialects, and several languages are important, depending on region.

    There's nothing wrong with being proud to be different. Conformity is not the only possible way we can all get along.

    Being proud of who you are is a lot different than being proud that you're not one of them.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Denmark isn't a real country. Look, my map clearly says HERE BE DRAGONS, and you said nothing about Draconic, or maybe you ARE a dragon.

    Well listen here, you fire breathing piece of scaley shit, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.

    Denmark has been a country since sometime between 960 and 980. Come at me upstart.

    ive been a country since 123212312bc

    i have like 7 creation myths and a lot of shitty clay pottery

    wat u gona do about it

    You're no mithra

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong For Workgroups Version 3.11 Registered User regular
    also @ronya i have found a place that delivers pizza, burgers and chicken to 5am near me

    YESSSSSSSSSS

    Outside of america?! Impossible.

    Listen to me, this is a time travel paradox delivery place. Do not eat the cheeseburger. It is an anticheeseburger. The minute you unwrap it, a gamma radiation burst will kill you and everyone in the 25 mile radius not shielded by the earth.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    surrealitycheck
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    poshniallo wrote: »
    You'd love Britain. We speak hundreds of different dialects, and several languages are important, depending on region.

    There's nothing wrong with being proud to be different. Conformity is not the only possible way we can all get along.

    its one thing to be like IM DIFFERENT AND THATS COOL

    its another thing to be IM DIFFERENT AND THATS WHY I DONT LEARN YOUR LANGUAGE THUS CUTTING MYSELF OFF FROM COMMUNICATING WITH YOU

    because taken both ways its just shit. and lets be honest, ethnic nationalism (which this type of stuff often boils down to) basically NEVER has good results.

    surrealitycheck on
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Seriously, though, Emn, are you just fucking around or are you genuinely curious?

    Meh. A tad interested. Are the cultures different between Quebec and the rest of Canada? Like, really different. Not 'California is different compared to Texas olol' different.

    They speak a different language, have their own film, music, and television industries that create content that no one else on the continent watches or listens to, have a distinct history being the descendants of French colonies on the continent, have their own cuisines, traditions, idioms, slang, and swear words

    so

    yeah

    Their own films and television? Quebec types all speak English and French but prefer French, correct? They're not so nuts that they refuse to learn English, right?

    ...

    why would that be nuts in a Francophone region?

    I assume he's thinking because if the majority of the country you live in speaks a language it might be a good idea to have a familiarity with it?

    Quebec is huge, though.

    It's not like we're talking about a dinky little area with a language quirk, where at some point you're going to have to interact in a language other than your own in the course of your day-to-day life.

    No I get that

    But as someone who doesn't have a lot of patience for nationalism

    nationalism when you aren't even a nation irk's me even more

    Actually, Quebec is considered a nation-within-a-nation.

    Ok I'm not going to delve into "nation-within-a-nation" because that's not what bugs me about this. It's not about Quebec at all except that the way Quebec is described, as an outsider, it always seems like a good example of the thing I really dislike, which is the divisiveness.

    It's that being proud that you are less able to communicate with the other people in your own nation, being proud that you are separate from them, being proud that you aren't them is a fucking poisonous, atrocious, attitude to hold. And "culture" doesn't cut it with me as an excuse for it.

    This is something that happens with great regularity in the US and it's something I've grown to have utterly no patience for over time.

    You'd love Britain. We speak hundreds of different dialects, and several languages are important, depending on region.

    There's nothing wrong with being proud to be different. Conformity is not the only possible way we can all get along.

    french in quebec would go the way welsh did in wales if not for highly strenuous social engineering to discourage the spread of english

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    also @ronya i have found a place that delivers pizza, burgers and chicken to 5am near me

    YESSSSSSSSSS

    Outside of america?! Impossible.

    Listen to me, this is a time travel paradox delivery place. Do not eat the cheeseburger. It is an anticheeseburger. The minute you unwrap it, a gamma radiation burst will kill you and everyone in the 25 mile radius not shielded by the earth.

    on second thought

    eat it

    but go to a major population center first

    preferably near chavs

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I wonder if I should buy a bottle of Maker's before they water it down

    or if I should just not give a damn and buy something that's better regardless. I want Bulleit!

    hmm? what about makers?

    oh and give buffalo trace a try. the bottle is not as neat as bulleit but the whiskey is!

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