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You keep using that word. I don't think it means, what you think it means.

NathanBrookesNathanBrookes Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
A study in euphemisms! Please post your favorite wordplay for filth!

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    senortacos

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    penis cutlets

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    centricity

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    puppies for breasts

    pussies for vaginas

    fox for sexy person

    duckling as in ugly duckling as in secretly hot ugly person

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    vagina cutlets

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Weiner

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Franko wrote: »
    vagina cutlets

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0DbSh3I7M

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    puppies for breasts

    pussies for vaginas

    fox for sexy person

    duckling as in ugly duckling as in secretly hot ugly person

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4recrtm4cks

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    PS there are lots of great word jokes in Archer

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    cougar for sexy older woman with a penchant for young guys

    silver fox for hot old guys

    bunny as in playboy bunnies and snow bunnies

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    "the beast with two backs" is the best euphemism in history

    bluesky/tumblr
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Bringing the Baby Batter

    Slinging Yogurt

    Dusting the Muffin

    Glazing the Donut

    Icing the Cake

    Topping the Pie

    Reflex Exam

    Pop Quiz

    Darth Waiter on
  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    Sounding the Slobber Hole

    Slaking the Weeping Wood

    The Happy Howling Dark

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Romanian my escutcheon, doxy.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    doin' it

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Laying pipe

    Laying carpet

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I feel @Smart Hero will thrive in this thread.

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five
    Sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise,
    I got a cherry popsicle right on time
    A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Eatin' pizza.

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  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    thread title should be "if you know what I mean"

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYAOUc7YBE

    Show me what you're here for, guys.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Awwww jeah @sheri

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Thanks for the tip.

  • NathanBrookesNathanBrookes Registered User regular
    Alcove, baby place, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, flower, fly catcher, fuck hole, fur burger , garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, hairy home, heaven’s door, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, husband hole, jaws of wife, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat curtains, meat wallet, mound, Mrs. sphincters next door neighbor

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I once heard someone refer to condoms as "Pork suits"

    So you could theoretically head down to the Piggly Wiggly for a six-pack of pork suits

    Which is a delightful turn of phrase any way you slice it

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ee4wqZvf8

  • NathanBrookesNathanBrookes Registered User regular
    I love how somehow, someway, George Carlin managed to make that list poetic.

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    inconceivable

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    wait hold on

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    laceration spider

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    michael jackson

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    my dick

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Jerking off.

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Friction

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Virgil_Leads_You wrote: »
    Friction

    Pulp Friction oh god

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Ignite the midnight petroleum.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Did you guys know that the other night my wife and I were like hey let's have sex

    and partway through the act

    our fucking retarded cat

    jumps on me

    and not to walk by

    she starts to LIE DOWN ON ME

    brings a whole new meaning to 'getting pussy', is what I'm saying

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Basically I love cats but they are either uncaring assholes or too-caring idiots

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Nose clams

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Did you guys know that the other night my wife and I were like hey let's have sex

    and partway through the act

    our fucking retarded cat

    jumps on me

    and not to walk by

    she starts to LIE DOWN ON ME

    brings a whole new meaning to 'getting pussy', is what I'm saying

    See, THIS is what happens when gay marriage gets legalized. The slippery goddamn slope. Interspecies bigamy.

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