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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    but if keith is riotcow... who is keith...

    Why Satansfingers, there's a little Keith in all of us!

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    oh is that what that is? i've been asking doctors for years

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yeah, as far as I know he's still at large

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    my favorite wholly processed foodstuff is beef and cheese

    god bless those tubes of preservatives

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    but if keith is riotcow... who is keith...

    Why Satansfingers, there's a little Keith in all of us!
    is there any other kind of keith

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I just don't like that packaged cheese

    which is weird because I will eat nearly any packaged meat product

    but that cheese that comes with the meat

    it's just

    blaurgh

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Reginald wrote: »
    It was Jamie Oliver, not Alton Brown...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCWiKLDQrtw#t=30s

    a) He says right off "thankfully chicken nuggets are not made this way in this country"
    b) I'm not sure they're made that way in any country because he's not sieving anything, he's literally dumping all of it in a blender, which is not what the mechanical separation process is

    I get that Oliver is trying to do a good thing, and that's important, but he has an agenda to push and he basically tells you up front, I'm doing this to make an impression on these kids

    gotcha gotcha, yeah, from reading up on the process, it is basically pressurizing the meat/tissue off of the bones.

    you are totally right, man. it seems that the bones can not be broken in the process, which makes sense. a little education for me tonight.

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What sucks is when you're jonesing to snap into a slim jim so you buy one and you're like OHHH YEAHHHH and you tear open the packaging and snap into it

    And it's really wrinkled and dry and not juicy

    And then you go OHHH NOOOO

    My biggest problem with beef sticks these days is the branded ones (Jack Link is a big offender, but I don't know about Slim Jim) is they have too much oil in them or something. I can squeeze it like a cow udder and it comes oozing out. It also leaves that film on the roof of my mouth. I used to love beef sticks (specifically Slim Jim) so I never remembered them being like that. People might prefer that, and that is fine, but I prefer pepperoni slices now, which all solid with no hidden oil deposits.

    There's a local meat shop that makes their own landjager and they're really good and not greasy like that.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    You know what meat food I love

    meatloaf

    some olives, an onion, tomatoes, maybe a bit of cheese and breadcrumbs

    it's freakin' great

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Reginald wrote: »
    It was Jamie Oliver, not Alton Brown...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCWiKLDQrtw#t=30s

    a) He says right off "thankfully chicken nuggets are not made this way in this country"
    b) I'm not sure they're made that way in any country because he's not sieving anything, he's literally dumping all of it in a blender, which is not what the mechanical separation process is

    I get that Oliver is trying to do a good thing, and that's important, but he has an agenda to push and he basically tells you up front, I'm doing this to make an impression on these kids

    gotcha gotcha, yeah, from reading up on the process, it is basically pressurizing the meat/tissue off of the bones.

    you are totally right, man. it seems that the bones can not be broken in the process, which makes sense. a little education for me tonight.

    so wait why does he give those kids his fucked up nuggets full of bone

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    is jamie oliver poisoning our youth?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Reginald wrote: »
    It was Jamie Oliver, not Alton Brown...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCWiKLDQrtw#t=30s

    a) He says right off "thankfully chicken nuggets are not made this way in this country"
    b) I'm not sure they're made that way in any country because he's not sieving anything, he's literally dumping all of it in a blender, which is not what the mechanical separation process is

    I get that Oliver is trying to do a good thing, and that's important, but he has an agenda to push and he basically tells you up front, I'm doing this to make an impression on these kids

    gotcha gotcha, yeah, from reading up on the process, it is basically pressurizing the meat/tissue off of the bones.

    you are totally right, man. it seems that the bones can not be broken in the process, which makes sense. a little education for me tonight.

    Share this peace nugget with me, friend

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

    Then you're still buying budget ground beef.

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I really want some T. Bell now

    I love those uh, I think it's #6, enchiladas or something

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I do enjoy taco bell

    It's nothing good, I know that much

    but sometimes you want to eat trash

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

    Then you're still buying budget ground beef.

    We don't have butchers where I live. Sorry.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I wish there were butchers in the bay area. At least, I've not really found any.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I really like slim jims, but those monster ones that have been selling lately

    that is just

    too much

    it's like three of those extra-long slim jims packed into one meat log

    and I always get kind of sick of it before finishing it

    Sometimes, this and a liter Coke are breakfast.

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    like if someone says they don't like taco bell they are wrong

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I prefer Del Taco.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I really like slim jims, but those monster ones that have been selling lately

    that is just

    too much

    it's like three of those extra-long slim jims packed into one meat log

    and I always get kind of sick of it before finishing it

    Sometimes, this and a liter Coke are breakfast.

    how are you alive?

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    i had taco bell once about ten years ago and i can't say i've ever had the thought of going back

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

    Then you're still buying budget ground beef.

    We don't have butchers where I live. Sorry.

    We don't buy our ground beef from a butcher. We just have a good market with a good meat department that sells not shitty meat.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I prefer Del Taco.

    There's one Del Taco around here and it is total shit. Except for the fries. Which is weird.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I don't feel like I'm the most effective debater so I feel really good when someone like @Druhim agrees with a point I'm trying to make

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

    Then you're still buying budget ground beef.

    We don't have butchers where I live. Sorry.

    We don't buy our ground beef from a butcher. We just have a good market with a good meat department that sells not shitty meat.

    What's the name of it

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I really like slim jims, but those monster ones that have been selling lately

    that is just

    too much

    it's like three of those extra-long slim jims packed into one meat log

    and I always get kind of sick of it before finishing it

    Sometimes, this and a liter Coke are breakfast.

    how are you alive?

    I said sometimes.

    I mostly refuse to quit before I'm 90.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

    Then you're still buying budget ground beef.

    We don't have butchers where I live. Sorry.

    We don't buy our ground beef from a butcher. We just have a good market with a good meat department that sells not shitty meat.

    What's the name of it

    The Midnight Meat Train

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    People always give the Taco Bell beef filling shit. But never once have I had a hard piece of bone or a nasty piece of gristle in a Taco Bell product.

    Can't say the same for ground meat I buy at the local markets.

    When I was a kid, my mom had bought some ground meat from some super budget grocery store called 'save-a-lot' or something along those lines, and i bit into a huge piece of cow tooth. budget ground beef is a god dang roulette

    I still find hard pieces in normal grocery store beef, it's just fewer bullets in the chambers

    Then you're still buying budget ground beef.

    We don't have butchers where I live. Sorry.

    We don't buy our ground beef from a butcher. We just have a good market with a good meat department that sells not shitty meat.

    What's the name of it

    http://townandcountrymarkets.com/ballard-market/

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    for the record, i have been buying cheap ground beef my whole life and have never eaten a tooth

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    lotta horse, though

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    lotta horse, though

    Slaughtered this horse last Tuesday
    believe she's startin' to turn

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I am a butcher in training kind of

    I really like it

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I
    Love
    Taco Bell

    1 nacho supreme (I could probably eat like 20 of these)
    1 soft taco
    1 random thing off the menu
    1 small drink

    EDIT: I also love the tacos from Jack in the Box as terrible as they are. I'm pretty sure you could put dirt in a corn tortilla and I would love it.

    nuka on
    DS: 2667 5365 3193 | 2DS: 2852-8590-3716
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I am a butcher in training kind of

    I really like it

    Is this just a roundabout way of admitting you're just a serial killer/cannibal?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you got cheesy blasters!

    Thanks Meatkeith!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    We have a butcher near here. I should really check it out

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    AHHHH FRESH MEAT

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