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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Shit I'm definetly going to that farmers market tonight and see if they have some lunch and dinner deals. I actually had Taco Bell last night.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    where the hell are the cool ranch tacos

    March 7!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't get what you mean by "astronaut", but Taco Time seems like the menu was conceived by someone who just looked at some photos of mexican food and winged it. I mean, at least Taco Bell kind of gets the flavors in the right sort of ball park but it's mass produced cheap fast food for Americans so of course I don't expect it to be all that good.

    Are y'all talking about this place: http://www.tacotime.com/ ?

    'cause I've never heard of it but,

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    looks like rolled up dog shit.

    yup
    it's basically a "mexican" restaurant that was started I believe in Portland by a couple of white college dudes. So it's basically mexican food as interpreted by 20something northwesterners

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    You guys were talking about how awful Gallagher is now

    If you haven't listened to his episode of WTF with Marc Maron, I highly suggest it. It certainly speaks to his current state of assholeitude.

    Spoiler alert: He says all other comics are shit and should listen to him, then he says Maron is a Howard Stern wannabe and walks out.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Eh, disagree. opinions

    But whether you think he should have been ranked higher, it's pretty disrespectful to then play the "who are these people above me on the list? they can't be funnier than me if I've never heard of them!"

    All it really does is establish that you've lost relevance and people don't give a shit about you any more.

    Nothing says irrelevance like repping videotapes

    doesn't he have a brother who like, rips off his shtick with the mallet and everything
    gotta cash in on those sweet Gallagher bucks, I guess

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    so there is Chicken and Waffle potato chips now

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    There's a mexican restaurant near my house named CACTUS CITY

    well not really a restaurant so much as a closet with a kitchen attached to it, but their food is so good

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    isn't a 'crisp meat burrito' just a flauta or a taquito

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    In this case, it looks to be the symptom of a distended anus.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Looks like a taquito to me.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I want some taquitos.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    fuck I want some taquitos

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't get what you mean by "astronaut", but Taco Time seems like the menu was conceived by someone who just looked at some photos of mexican food and winged it. I mean, at least Taco Bell kind of gets the flavors in the right sort of ball park but it's mass produced cheap fast food for Americans so of course I don't expect it to be all that good.

    Are y'all talking about this place: http://www.tacotime.com/ ?

    'cause I've never heard of it but,

    55OYbLI.jpg

    looks like rolled up dog shit.

    yup
    it's basically a "mexican" restaurant that was started I believe in Portland by a couple of white college dudes. So it's basically mexican food as interpreted by 20something northwesterners

    We actually have a different Taco Time in this part of the country than everyone else, apparently.

    http://www.tacotimenw.com

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    A pretty good Mexican restaurant named Don Pedros opened up recently near me. They've got damn good quesadillas.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't get what you mean by "astronaut", but Taco Time seems like the menu was conceived by someone who just looked at some photos of mexican food and winged it. I mean, at least Taco Bell kind of gets the flavors in the right sort of ball park but it's mass produced cheap fast food for Americans so of course I don't expect it to be all that good.

    Are y'all talking about this place: http://www.tacotime.com/ ?

    'cause I've never heard of it but,

    55OYbLI.jpg

    looks like rolled up dog shit.

    yup
    it's basically a "mexican" restaurant that was started I believe in Portland by a couple of white college dudes. So it's basically mexican food as interpreted by 20something northwesterners

    We actually have a different Taco Time in this part of the country than everyone else, apparently.

    http://www.tacotimenw.com

    Nope. That's the same one we've been talking about all along.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Time

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Are there bad quesadillas?

    I probably don't want to know, actually.

    I bet Taco Bell has "quesaditos" or something.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I mean, who the fuck but a white person who doesn't know anything about Mexican cuisine puts ranch dressing on their standard soft taco?

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Gross.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Are there bad quesadillas?

    I probably don't want to know, actually.

    I bet Taco Bell has "quesaditos" or something.

    Taco bell's quesadillas are pretty bad, actually

    But that's more because they're just really stingy on putting anything in it besides overloading it with some sort of pseudo queso sauce or whatever it is

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Are there bad quesadillas?

    I probably don't want to know, actually.

    I bet Taco Bell has "quesaditos" or something.

    Taco bell's quesadillas are pretty bad, actually

    But that's more because they're just really stingy on putting anything in it besides overloading it with some sort of pseudo queso sauce or whatever it is

    Man, now I'm jonesing for a mulita from El Camion. It's like a quesadilla on roids.
    Two corn tortillas sandwiching your choice of meat (mmm pibil) with cheese, avocado, and salsa verde and then griddled on both sides.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    My mother puts ranch dressing on everything.

    Rib-eye steak and do you have any ranch dressing?
    Meatball sub without the roll and do you have any ranch dressing?
    Well done hamburger, no cheese, no bun and do you have any ranch dressing?

    It's fucking embarrassing.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I generally go for ranch on salads and wings / nuggets.

    that's pretty much it these days.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    My mother puts ranch dressing on everything.

    Rib-eye steak and do you have any ranch dressing?
    Meatball sub without the roll and do you have any ranch dressing?
    Well done hamburger, no cheese, no bun and do you have any ranch dressing?

    It's fucking embarrassing.

    It could just be because her sense of taste is off. My mother can't handle anything spicier then ketchup, even incredibly mild stuff.

    Though I don't think that really explains the ranch fixation...

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Guys I kinda like Big Bites from 7-11

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Man I love taco trucks, but I found something even better around here

    It's a sit down restaurant with everything you'd find in a taco truck, plus horchata

    90c tacos and $1.25 for a giant horchata

    I could eat there every day if I didn't want to live for another fifty or sixty years

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    a taco bell commercial came on as I opened this thread

    it's fate

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    you nerds are seriously gettin boners over meatloaf

    fuck you
    meatloaf is really versatile and can be great comfort food
    if you don't want shitty meatloaf, then make better meatloaf

    jeez guy I was just playin around

    I have just never in my life seen dudes talk this extensively and passionately about meatloaf

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Taco Del Mar's whole design motif kind of confused me when I went to lunch there in Portland. Decent enough food though for the price.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys I kinda like Big Bites from 7-11

    no. No.

    I have experienced death in the form of big bites. I spent like a month getting trashed and eating big bites and waking up with the worst heartburn in the fucking world

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Guys I kinda like Big Bites from 7-11

    no. No.

    I have experienced death in the form of big bites. I spent like a month getting trashed and eating big bites and waking up with the worst heartburn in the fucking world

    Okay well it's not something I'd eat every day

    but sometimes I'm like yeah a big bite sounds great right now

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    man my craving for taco bell just went outta control with this thread

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I'm going to go to Taco Bell and get a cheesy gordita crunch to celebrate this thread

    I've never had one before but I'm sure it'll be special

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Granted it was seriously an entire month of getting absolutely shit housed on pbr, stumbling homeand buying the exact same thing at 7-11.

    A big bite
    Pack of marb reds
    A 40oz
    Sour patch kids

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    where the hell are the cool ranch tacos

    March 7!

    fuck yes

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    what the fuck is a Big Bite

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It's a 7-11 hot dog. America thing if you're not in the states.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ever since the revelation of the meat hose my desire for taco bell went down significantly

    Jars on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    goddamnit now I want some fucking taco bell

    do I walk the ten blocks or do I walk five to a greasy spoon

    decisions

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Big bites, big prizes....

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Granted it was seriously an entire month of getting absolutely shit housed on pbr, stumbling homeand buying the exact same thing at 7-11.

    A big bite
    Pack of marb reds
    A 40oz
    Sour patch kids

    Baaarf

    baaaaarrrrfff

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