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  • testsubject23testsubject23 King of No Sleep ZzzzzzzRegistered User regular
    Last call on this one, folks.
    Beat people to death with a giant purple dong! Whoo!

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  • DrovekDrovek Registered User regular
    Out of the corner of the eye I catch a glimpse of something. A strange man who reveals almost nothing. He puts something in my hand and before I can tell what it is, the man vanished into the night.


    Holy shit, man, what class!

    Thanks a bunch to @Excision for Rayman Origins!!

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Beat people to death with a giant purple dong! Whoo!

    That's a lot of fun IRL too.

    Just sayin.

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    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    iRevert wrote: »
    Dear UPS,

    Two boxes left your warehouse in NJ on the 12th traveling at 62mph to a delivery location 2542 miles away. Why is one arriving three fucking days earlier than the other?

    PS:

    Obviously your logistics guy failed math and/or you have some cuntnuggets working in your warehouse.


    New monitor shows up on Tuesday which will be great so I don't have to look at a screen divided by lines of dead pixels anymore, and then my KBAM arrives on Friday. Both shipped from newegg and left the same warehouse on the same day, and both were 3-day shipping.

    Could be worse. It could be USPS, and in that case you probably would never see it.

    Steam: offday
  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    Drake wrote: »
    Luchaire wrote: »
    You guys, I'm hyperventilating over this news:
    A Crytek-authorised TimeSplitters game is in development for PC, built using the publisher's sparkly CryEngine 3.

    All

    my

    dicks

    All?

    You have... more than... But...

    I'm confused.

    It's kinda like this...
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    But with dicks.

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  • DaxterMaxDaxterMax Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
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    @Spoit wins.


    Almost a day left on this one
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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Should I get AssBro?

  • XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Should I get AssBro?

    Yes.

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  • ToyDToyD Registered User regular
    So the second round of contests is over!
    And in a shocking turn of events, we have a single winner for BOTH giveaways!

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    Congratulations @ToyD, you are the winner TWICE. Whoooooooooo! Your prizes are being emailed now.

    Errr wow. I do not know how this came to be but it's quite stupendous! Thanks a bunch and I am looking forward to both!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Thanks to @daxtermax for Mafia 2!

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    So the gummerment is giving me back a relatively sizeable refund, and before all of it goes to bills and food and diapers and all that inane stuff, I figured some of it should go back to you fine people. This one's open to the Adventure Team (and it's my first giveaway through Steamgifts so bear with me if I fumble about).

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    Wow, that's a lot of entries.

    Ryadic
  • ExcisionExcision Old Sport Registered User regular
    Drovek wrote: »
    Out of the corner of the eye I catch a glimpse of something. A strange man who reveals almost nothing. He puts something in my hand and before I can tell what it is, the man vanished into the night.


    Holy shit, man, what class!

    Thanks a bunch to @Excision for Rayman Origins!!

    Hope you enjoy it. I think it's pretty great so far, art is wonderful and satisfying platforming. Charming game overall.

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  • echo 78echo 78 Title Registered User regular
    Still has a day left.
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    I haven't even played this yet myself, but that won't stop me from giving it away!

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    Sniper Elite Zombies gift sent out, waiting on reply from Bioshock winner.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Argh fuck you Steam. Lemme play WItcher 2 dammit!

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    if steam doesn't like witcher 2, take the CD key from it and redeem it on gog

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  • HiT BiTHiT BiT 🍒 Fresh, straight from Pac-man's Registered User regular
    iRevert wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    It's kinda like this...
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    But with dicks.
    Welcome to Penny Arcade Forums.
    Hide the post before HitBit spots it.
    Too late!
    Everybody worship mighty Dickthulhu!
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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    if steam doesn't like witcher 2, take the CD key from it and redeem it on gog

    Oh, I bought it on Gog.com back when it released. @Randomhajile had gifted it to me a while ago when I mentioned I wanted to replay it on steam with the cheevos as added incentive.

  • MarsloMarslo is, the dirty frenchmen MontrealRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    good god, don't buy Anno 2070.

    You start out as a normal well adjusted person, with a balanced time schedule and then hours later you'r left looking at the time wondering where your day went.

    Marslo on
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  • Man of the WavesMan of the Waves Registered User regular
    I can't really figure out what to do in Anno 2070.

    I don't know if it's the lack of any tutorial or if it's just been way too long since I've played any RTS or Sim games.

  • CorpekataCorpekata Registered User regular
    Well, it's looking more and more like that leaked registry list that got denied is probably all coming. Dataminers found a Halo 3 graphics profile in the latest AMD beta drivers. http://www.kn00tcn.net/site/halo-3-for-pc/

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  • echo 78echo 78 Title Registered User regular
    Corpekata wrote: »
    Well, it's looking more and more like that leaked registry list that got denied is probably all coming. Dataminers found a Halo 3 graphics profile in the latest AMD beta drivers. http://www.kn00tcn.net/site/halo-3-for-pc/

    This is good news.

    I would love to play Halo 3, KOF13, and the like on the PC.

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  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    I would totally buy a Halo trilogy on the PC.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I can't really figure out what to do in Anno 2070.

    I don't know if it's the lack of any tutorial or if it's just been way too long since I've played any RTS or Sim games.

    The tutorial is not the best, I'll say that.

    Otherwise I love that game. When I finally got my city making money I felt like I had just cured cancer.

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Drake wrote: »
    I would totally buy a Halo trilogy on the PC.

    Man. I already bought Halo 1, 2, 3, ODST, and Reach for their respective XBoxes. Most of them at super-cheap used prices. And the only ones I've finished are ODST and Reach.

    I dunno, maybe I just can't give a shit about MC. ODST, though, that game was the bee's knees.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    It feels weird calling Anno 2070 an RTS. It's more of a real-time economy simulator, with some simple pewpew tacked on.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    ODST has the advantage of a plot structure that basically let them create a 'best of' in terms of halo scenarios.

    I'd probably buy them just for being one of the few modern FPS's with pick up weapons and large jump arcs.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    It feels weird calling Anno 2070 an RTS. It's more of a real-time economy simulator, with some simple pewpew tacked on.

    yeah, it's a real time city builder.

    a real time hippie terrarium

    or nerd terrarium if you prefer

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    nerdarium

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Oh yeah, I watched some great youtube "tutorial" (more of a very in-depth LP) from some guy, that taught me a lot about Anno 2070. I'll see if I have the link somewhere.

  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    [quote="Albino Bunny;26143099"]ODST has the advantage of [b]starring the crew of the Serenity from Firefly.[/b][/quote]

    FTFY. Hah. With that said, I'm really down for any PC Sci-Fi shooter that doesn't involve me having to Bro through the game with a controller.

    Decoy on
  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    I would totally buy a Halo trilogy on the PC.

    Man. I already bought Halo 1, 2, 3, ODST, and Reach for their respective XBoxes. Most of them at super-cheap used prices. And the only ones I've finished are ODST and Reach.

    I dunno, maybe I just can't give a shit about MC. ODST, though, that game was the bee's knees.

    In my opinion, once put on a PC and thus removed from the novelty of playing a high budget first person shooter on your TV, the Halo games are overall pretty crappy games, with decent stories. Although I didn't play ODST, I played the other three based on the hype and was all 'this is it?'

    The driving mechanics were pretty boss though.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I watched some great youtube "tutorial" (more of a very in-depth LP) from some guy, that taught me a lot about Anno 2070. I'll see if I have the link somewhere.

    jefmajor's playthrough is pretty awesome.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    That name rings a bell, might have been the guy.

  • BrocksMulletBrocksMullet Into the sunrise, on a jet-ski. Natch.Registered User regular
    Nah, elites are civilization.

    I, for one, enjoyed the Mako.

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  • cpugeek13cpugeek13 Registered User regular
    From what I can remember, the halo games had some pretty amazing AI, especially for a shooter. I only played the first two, back on my original xbox, but I remember enjoying them a lot.

    Drake
  • lowlylowlycooklowlylowlycook Registered User regular
    I can't really figure out what to do in Anno 2070.

    I don't know if it's the lack of any tutorial or if it's just been way too long since I've played any RTS or Sim games.

    I'm just starting out but as far as I can figure there are basically two things:

    1) Create residential areas with overlapping city services. This reminds me a bit of Grand Ages Rome.

    2) Create supply chains to manufacture the things your residents need. This reminds me a bit of Colonization or it does once you have multiple islands and set up trade routes between them.

    And yeah, I didn't like the story missions at all. Just going into continuous mode where I could build things without having dumb fetch quests in the way was much, much better.

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    (Please do not gift. My game bank is already full.)
  • DahkathDahkath Registered User regular
    Just started playing Iron Brigade, curse you GFWL!

    If anyone is interested in some hot trench co-op action, add me on Steam and let's see if we can't get something set up. We're coming down to my last free month before baby #2, so I want to get some of these games off the backlog!

  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    So the gummerment is giving me back a relatively sizeable refund, and before all of it goes to bills and food and diapers and all that inane stuff, I figured some of it should go back to you fine people. This one's open to the Adventure Team (and it's my first giveaway through Steamgifts so bear with me if I fumble about).

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    Four more hours on this one.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I can't really figure out what to do in Anno 2070.

    I don't know if it's the lack of any tutorial or if it's just been way too long since I've played any RTS or Sim games.

    I'm just starting out but as far as I can figure there are basically two things:

    1) Create residential areas with overlapping city services. This reminds me a bit of Grand Ages Rome.

    2) Create supply chains to manufacture the things your residents need. This reminds me a bit of Colonization or it does once you have multiple islands and set up trade routes between them.

    And yeah, I didn't like the story missions at all. Just going into continuous mode where I could build things without having dumb fetch quests in the way was much, much better.

    Story missions are easily the weakest part of the game but the main campaign is also the tutorial AND it unlocks a bunch of stuff for your Ark so it's worth doing.

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