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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    BTW @Invictus, I'd write that Valentine, since you get jailed if you don't and you aren't allowed to run games while jailed.



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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I can't believe people are sheeping on a day 1 call that is already hedging his bets.

    *cough cough*

    *sniff*

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    And you guys better kill Obi tomorrow
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    MrTLicious on
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Do you expect the dead to brush their teeth?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    I can't believe people are sheeping on a day 1 call that is already hedging his bets.

    *cough cough*

    *sniff*

    I am planning for the case that my information is not correct. I called it a seer test when I threw it out there. If I survive, this should give us some good info to work with.

    >We trust you
    We'll see
    Yeah, you are gonna die

    ObiFett on
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    >Give beggar some flowers to cheer him up.



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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    BTW @Invictus, I'd write that Valentine, since you get jailed if you don't and you aren't allowed to run games while jailed.

    When did love become a death sentience?

    Worst contract ever.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Vote closed?

    >yes
    no

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    The vote is closed.

    I can't find where the valentine is; it seemed to disappear with the event.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    MrT gave me a message. Here, I kept the note so you can read it:

    "Me? A villain?

    >no

    That's an interesting restriction you have. Or an interesting RP.
    Is the memory thing something real or just fluff? My restriction is a bit less... restrictive? "


    When I read it, I immediately knew there was a lie in there. While I can't remember anything from day to day, it seems the memory part of my brain is now being used as a sort of crystal ball for truth. When someone says something to me, I can immediately know if it is a lie or truth. I think we should use this publicly in the thread as a way for me to seer? Maybe multiple people answer the simple "Are you a villain?" question with a simple statement and then I choose one of the answers and we have a seer result?

    ____________________________________________________________

    >Great idea!
    This is all really fishy
    Yeah, we are going to kill you now

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Congrats village.

    Most of you are dying for voting for me.

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    *cough cough*
    *sniff*

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    As a reminder, I won't remember any of this tomorrow.

    >We can help with that
    Hm, lets wait and see what happens with the MrT Quest
    Yeah, we are gonna kill you

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Congrats village.

    Most of you are dying for voting for me.

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    *cough cough*
    *sniff*

    Oh goddammnit. Remember to kill Gandalf!

    >Will do
    Hah, no

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Congrats village.

    Most of you are dying for voting for me.

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    *cough cough*
    *sniff*

    Oh goddammnit. Remember to kill Gandalf!

    Will do
    > Hah, no

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I am totally a villain

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    I am totally a villain

    Don't worry, you're immune.

    *cough cough*

    *sniff*

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    woot!

    I sure do like immunity!

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    MrT gave me a message. Here, I kept the note so you can read it:

    "Me? A villain?

    >no

    That's an interesting restriction you have. Or an interesting RP.
    Is the memory thing something real or just fluff? My restriction is a bit less... restrictive? "


    When I read it, I immediately knew there was a lie in there. While I can't remember anything from day to day, it seems the memory part of my brain is now being used as a sort of crystal ball for truth. When someone says something to me, I can immediately know if it is a lie or truth. I think we should use this publicly in the thread as a way for me to seer? Maybe multiple people answer the simple "Are you a villain?" question with a simple statement and then I choose one of the answers and we have a seer result?

    ____________________________________________________________

    >Great idea!
    This is all really fishy
    Yeah, we are going to kill you now

    Oh weird.

    So I am a vote bomb, but the lie was that I didn't have a restriction.

    I wish I were around to stop you before it happened.

    But at least a couple mafia probably jumped on board.

  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    It's been a good long time since i have seen a full vote bomb.

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Man this is going to be a god damn riot.

    ObiFett
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    I hope Obi survives. Not because I think he's village or anything, but because I want to watch him go crazy with this post restriction.

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    It's late, and I've not slept very much last two days, so I'm hurrying this up. Part of what that means is that I'll edit in a proper narration as early as I can tomorrow. This decision does not communicate anything as to how seriously one ought to read things in the narration.

    The Dead
    MrTlicious - K'Zirdav - Non-Player Character: Quested against.

    warban - Mab, the Queen of the Unseelie Court - Non-Player Character: slain by minions of the Evil Overlord.

    Infidel - Duke Silver - Non-Player Character: slain by minions of the Evil Overlord.


    PMs going out. Do not discuss until I announce they're all out.

    I'm paranoid and it's late and I'm really fucking colorblind; the names and titles of each dead person should be in green, the 'slain by minions of the Evil Overlord' should be in red.

    EDIT: proper narration

    Day 2

    “I say “K'Zirdav, we know you have been working for the Evil Overlord. Your protestations mean nothing to us,” and draw my sword."

    “I step up beside Ghan, with my mace in my hand. “That cursed man is certain of it.”"

    “ “I don't know whether he was tricked or working for the Overlord himself, but he has deceived you in any case. I do not want to fight you, but you leave me no choice...””

    ...

    “Well, actually, you don't do anything, because you're unconscious now. Alyssa, your turn.”

    “Well, shit, guys. We gonna get wiped in the first big fight? I disengage with Mobility, then swoop around this arc here <points> to flank. I get big bonuses when flanking.”



    What? K'Zirdav didn't have any, like, Evil Overlord shit? That dude was really very clear. No communications, no sigils, no signs of dark magic?”

    “Uh, hey, yeah, why don't you help out the critically injured, like me, before looting the good guy's house.”

    “I'm actually bleeding out, guys. Help me, please?”

    “What you have here is a house. It is full of, I dunno, house stuff. None of it is useful. He, uh, apparently, uh, did woodcarvings. You do have his weapons and armor, which, as I told you during the fight, do not emanate evil, as he himself did not.”

    “Right, so we just had a long and pretty epic fight against a dude that honestly would've helped us if he could. And given how hard the fight was, he might've been pretty useful. Great. Thanks, everybody. Good job.”

    “Can we sell them? The woodcarvings.”

    Invictus on
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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    They are, don't worry.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    OH BOTHER

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    oh, yeah, should wait for PM announcement and stuff

    ObiFett on
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    Oh hey, Infidel dead on the first day

    10 This is my completely surprised face.

    Also, a Day 1 seering call.

    GOTO 10

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    PMs are out. chat it up, yo.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Hello adventurers, I hear you are on a quest to destroy the evil overlord. I can help you with my VOTE. Who should I vote for?

    > kime
    Langly
    BradicusMaximus
    jdarksun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hello adventurers, I hear you are on a quest to destroy the evil overlord. I can help you with my VOTE. Who should I vote for?

    kime
    > Langly
    BradicusMaximus
    jdarksun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hello adventurers, I hear you are on a quest to destroy the evil overlord. I can help you with my VOTE. Who should I vote for?

    kime
    Langly
    > BradicusMaximus
    jdarksun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hello adventurers, I hear you are on a quest to destroy the evil overlord. I can help you with my VOTE. Who should I vote for?

    kime
    > Langly
    BradicusMaximus
    jdarksun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    In fact, let me help get that going Langly

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Alternatively, whoever Obi's "seer" is.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
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  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime
    Langly
    BradicusMaximus
    > jdarksun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed

    I can do it too! This is really fun you guys

    BradicusMaximus on
    jdarksun
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Shit, MrT had me going on his whole I'm a Bomb thing. Gotta get better locks, thicker chains. Maybe I can dig an escape tunnel, just in case?

    Anyway, MrT was one of us and asked that we kill ObiFett if he died green, so that's where my vote is going for now.

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    Yeah, I don't see why we'd vote anyone but ObiFett today. Nice job at destroying two days of voting record, mafia.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Yeah, I don't see why we'd vote anyone but ObiFett today. Nice job at destroying two days of voting record, mafia.

    ObiFett ability is that if someone tells him a lie, he is informed of the deception. Mrt's lie was that he had a posting restriction at all, but obi didn't consider that and so did his call. He didn't lie to the village, he just actually thought he had trapped a mafia.

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    It is fun.

    I don't think it is.

    Well you never have fun.

    That is because you sit there and do all the talking. How am I to get anywhere unless I get to talk. You are not to bright sometimes...

    Oh hoho and I suppose you know best?

    I alwasys know best stupid

    Then why did you tell me to tell them Infy?

    It was a good idea at the time. Here look now they are talking about some new soul.

    Are we going to listen to them this time? They are notorious for being stupid. And you didn't answer my question about Infy

    The poor party. They need help. But they are belegerured on all side.

    Maybe we should wait and see where there information is leading them. You are side stepping my question dumbass.

    We will wait and see what we will do.

    ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!

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