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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    it's not raven's fault that she emits a foul, odious stench to the opposite sex

    Ugh, Narwhal. That agree was ice cold.

    And it's not my fault I grew up in a smell-less household and thus I really hate perfume!

    I simply could not resist. And frankly, I have no evidence to the contrary!

    'Chu just seemed so confident in his assertion. I was compelled to give him that agree!

    Edit: Alt Post: I am opting for the playground school of flirtation.

    BeNarwhal on
    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

    I don't

    know, what you

    are talking about

    You would if you watched Girls, loser.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    There is nothing weird about its choices.

    I guess it's less "weird" and more "unaccustomed". My observation is when it was done manually the mod would usually pick two people from among the last half dozen or so posts in the thread, unless they opted to do it themselves. Geth is casting his net a bit further than that.

    Robot knows quality.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

    Dh4

    Which means a half bottle of champagne and a six pack of beer

    SenjutsuBeNarwhal
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    it's not raven's fault that she emits a foul, odious stench to the opposite sex

    but not the same sex

    :winky:
    rolling eyes at my own post

    fuck gendered marketing
    Senjutsu
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am going to get drunk in nyc and beat up a few teenaged girls then get hit in the head with a bottle of hypnotiq

    then i'll go to prison for 32 months

    Get me a shot glass from there.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    GUYS

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

    Level C-As-In-Crunk

    Buh-ROOOO, it's spelled 'Krunk' with a K.

    bzzzt

    It's a portmanteau of either Crazy (or Chronic, depending on who you ask) + drunk

    neither, you'll note, begins with a K

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    GUYS

    HONK

    Honk
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

    Dh4

    Which means a half bottle of champagne and a six pack of beer

    On my way.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    This show is weird so far.

    The main girl is like THIS ECONOMY
    There is a cute girl who is a never nude
    A boyfriend who is George Michael
    A British girl who is okay
    And a Sex in the City freak

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

    I don't

    know, what you

    are talking about

    So, when a guy finishes, there's the material, okay? And that stuff can leak out the sides of condoms, and here's how I figure it: he will leave his penis in you from when it's hard to when it shrinks because that's what guys are wont to do.

    BeNarwhal
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it's not raven's fault that she emits a foul, odious stench to the opposite sex

    but not the same sex

    :winky:
    rolling eyes at my own post

    You know, I think I've been groped by more females than males in my life.

    That was hard to admit.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    darklite_x wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

    Level C-As-In-Crunk

    Buh-ROOOO, it's spelled 'Krunk' with a K.

    bzzzt

    It's a portmanteau of either Crazy (or Chronic, depending on who you ask)

    neither, you'll note, begins with a K

    You could not be whiter than if you referenced an children's eighties cartoon show about a centered around a candy.

    Senjutsudarklite_x
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Looks like salsa dancing may not be happening. This makes me sad.

    Bugger. Sorry to hear that.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Wait.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Wu-Tang is coming this August

    Finally I can sing along to a concert!!!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Two months out of date, but:

    576087_10151052697144489_778799291_n.jpg

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    raven i'm just kidding you probably don't stink

    teasing is the only way i know how to express basic consideration for the people in my life

    *weep*

    BeNarwhalHonk
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

    I don't

    know, what you

    are talking about

    So, when a guy finishes, there's the material, okay? And that stuff can leak out the sides of condoms, and here's how I figure it: he will leave his penis in you from when it's hard to when it shrinks because that's what guys are wont to do.

    The material? You mean the semen?

    Apparently this is a Girls reference? Is it not supposed to make sense?

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

    I don't

    know, what you

    are talking about

    So, when a guy finishes, there's the material, okay? And that stuff can leak out the sides of condoms, and here's how I figure it: he will leave his penis in you from when it's hard to when it shrinks because that's what guys are wont to do.

    It doesn't really leak out the sides. Kind of defeats the purpose.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    I'm gonna shower so I can get crunk and laid in a bit

    lates

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    So It GoesHonk
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it's not raven's fault that she emits a foul, odious stench to the opposite sex

    but not the same sex

    :winky:
    rolling eyes at my own post

    You know, I think I've been groped by more females than males in my life.

    That was hard to admit.

    nothing wrong with that

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    This show is weird so far.

    The main girl is like THIS ECONOMY
    There is a cute girl who is a never nude
    A boyfriend who is George Michael
    A British girl who is okay
    And a Sex in the City freak

    Brian Williams' daughter will probably never be naked on the show (Marnie).

    And Jessa (the brit) is awesome! You'll grow to love her.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    the only thing leaking around the sides of my condom are my tears from being reduced to using a condom during sex

    Quid
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Looks like salsa dancing may not be happening. This makes me sad.

    Bugger. Sorry to hear that.

    Not my fault. Seems everyone has backed out but me. Oh well, might just go hang out with a girl instead. We will see.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

    I don't

    know, what you

    are talking about

    You would if you watched Girls, loser.

    I am watching it! Negging doesn't work on me!

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the only thing leaking around the sides of my condom are my tears from being reduced to using a condom during sex
    I want a God damn male pill already.

    This is fucking bullshit.

    So It GoesCindersHonk
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I've probably been groped by more guys than girls, come to think of it

    I was in a committed relationship for a very long time and my friends and I like to have a few drinks

    Things happen

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Ravenhpltc24
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I wish I had taken a picture of my mightily bruised arms after my stay in hospital.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Looks like salsa dancing may not be happening. This makes me sad.

    Bugger. Sorry to hear that.

    Not my fault. Seems everyone has backed out but me. Oh well, might just go hang out with a girl instead. We will see.

    Maybe there will be dancing after all!

    488W936.png
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Mcclains daughter is rad

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    If history's greatest President can't fix the problems that history's wrost President caused, (they're Worse), then maybe he's NOT so great?

    :?

    Quid
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Oh good these episodes are a half an hour

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I've probably been groped by more guys than girls, come to think of it

    I was in a committed relationship for a very long time and my friends and I like to have a few drinks

    Things happen

    "No means no."

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    both sexes should have a pill that eliminates the chance of impregnation and the transmission of any STI's

    that is what we need

    Solomaxwell6Ravenhpltc24QuidSo It Goes
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the only thing leaking around the sides of my condom are my tears from being reduced to using a condom during sex
    I want a God damn male pill already.

    This is fucking bullshit.

    Most effective birth control is from the male side! Get on that, boys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_contraceptive#Pharmaceutical_methods

    All my friends complain about having to take a pill everyday but I just put it in with the rest of my vitamins, easy peasy. I'd like to get an IUD at some point though, those things are badass. Y'all can hear this stuff because watching Girls has made you one of us.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I've probably been groped by more guys than girls, come to think of it

    I was in a committed relationship for a very long time and my friends and I like to have a few drinks

    Things happen

    "No means no."

    It's more like "Hey man, hugs don't need to include grabbing my ass

    But I mean it's fine."

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    both sexes should have a pill that eliminates the chance of impregnation and the transmission of any STI's

    that is what we need

    I have something kind of like that, it's called not getting laid.

    Mazzyx
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    both sexes should have a pill that eliminates the chance of impregnation and the transmission of any STI's

    that is what we need

    fuck pills

    toggle switches

    fuck gendered marketing
    So It GoesBeNarwhalCindersbloodyroarxx
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