LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited February 2013
So I beat The Longest Journey for the first time ever last night. I am not really sure how I missed that game, being an avid adventure game player. If I had to guess it's probably because in 99 my world was wholly Tribes and Ultima Online related. The cut scenes were awful and tore me out of the game every time, but the game itself was a treasure. Super excited to play Dreamfall now, and really excited about Dreamfall Chapters on kickstarter.
TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
not-less-than is like impossible to type because trying to put it in opens the edit menu on whichever application your typing in.
I had to copy-paste it.
Bless your heart.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
Oh yeah just like we do to keep smallpox around.
Oh wait.
fuckin' "artists"
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
So I beat The Longest Journey for the first time ever last night. I am not really sure how I missed that game, being an avid adventure game player. If I had to guess it's probably because in 99 my world was wholly Tribes and Ultima Online related. The cut scenes were awful and tore me out of the game every time, but the game itself was a treasure. Super excited to play Dreamfall now, and really excited about Dreamfall Chapters on kickstarter.
I've heard great things about dreamfall. I'm not big on adventure games so I haven't gotten around to it myself but a friend regards longest journey and dreamfall as pretty much the best games ever.
You know, this may be too soon, but I honestly can't think of a more country way to go out than blowing your brains out on the porch your boyfriend had done the same thing on a month before, but not before you shoot your dog first. Like, I honestly wonder if as she pulled the trigger she thought "damn, this would make a good country song."
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
Oh yeah just like we do to keep smallpox around.
Oh wait.
fuckin' "artists"
I doubt it's legal.
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
PSN: Honkalot
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
You know, this may be too soon, but I honestly can't think of a more country way to go out than blowing your brains out on the porch your boyfriend had done the same thing on a month before, but not before you shoot your dog first. Like, I honestly wonder if as she pulled the trigger she thought "damn, this would make a good country song."
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
Why is that illegal? Are you sure the teacher wasn't just mad at you for wasting petri dishes?
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
Oh yeah just like we do to keep smallpox around.
Oh wait.
fuckin' "artists"
I doubt it's legal.
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
wut? We did that two years before high school. And with doorknobs and hands and etc etc etc.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
Why is that illegal? Are you sure the teacher wasn't just mad at you for wasting petri dishes?
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
Oh yeah just like we do to keep smallpox around.
Oh wait.
fuckin' "artists"
I doubt it's legal.
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
'Cough' as in from a sick person, or just 'hey Sven, see if you can hack into this dish'? Because I could see justification for not wanting people cultivating known pathogens.
In contrast, I'm culturing various types of edible and medicinal fungi and considering buying a magnetic stirrer from a dude who was using it to culture yeast for homebrewing. I assume these would be legal in Glorious Peoples' Republic of Borkistan?
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
Why is that illegal? Are you sure the teacher wasn't just mad at you for wasting petri dishes?
You know, this may be too soon, but I honestly can't think of a more country way to go out than blowing your brains out on the porch your boyfriend had done the same thing on a month before, but not before you shoot your dog first. Like, I honestly wonder if as she pulled the trigger she thought "damn, this would make a good country song."
I have an aunt who told me if she were to commit suicide she would also take out her dogs with her because she didn't think they would be able to live without her.
Fortunately mccready did not think this about her children.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
You know, this may be too soon, but I honestly can't think of a more country way to go out than blowing your brains out on the porch your boyfriend had done the same thing on a month before, but not before you shoot your dog first. Like, I honestly wonder if as she pulled the trigger she thought "damn, this would make a good country song."
Jesus. I hadn't heard that bit.
They had a son, though.
Bring's a whole new definition to "She's gone Country"
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
Why is that illegal? Are you sure the teacher wasn't just mad at you for wasting petri dishes?
I don't think so, we had like three per person and were sampling things like door handles. But somehow she said that growing cold bacteria was illegal, because you were knowingly cultivating disease.
Not that door handle bacteria are less shitty to grow probably.
Or, a final possibility is that she was wrong. After all during my three years there she flooded two chemistry halls and also once tried to extinguish burning stearic acid (practically like napalm) with a paper towel as well as water. It did not work out well.
PSN: Honkalot
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
she may be thinking about human fleas? Apparently humans get different fleas to animals but ours are almost extinct because of vacuum cleaners.
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
Why is that illegal? Are you sure the teacher wasn't just mad at you for wasting petri dishes?
I don't think so, we had like three per person and were sampling things like door handles. But somehow she said that growing cold bacteria was illegal, because you were knowingly cultivating disease.
Not that door handle bacteria are less shitty to grow probably.
Or, a final possibility is that she was wrong. After all during my three years there she flooded two chemistry halls and also once tried to extinguish burning stearic acid (practically like napalm) with a paper towel as well as water. It did not work out well.
I'm p sure she is wrong
mainly on the point that there is no such thing as a cold bacteria.
I am currently frenetically checking my mouth for the slightest hint of blood taste. Can we talk about things other than horrible STDs.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
she may be thinking about human fleas? Apparently humans get different fleas to animals but ours are almost extinct because of vacuum cleaners.
#QI facts
no, it's a thing
google pubic lice endangered
I'm not going to bother to read anything but the headlines to dismiss it as utter hogwash tho
you're knowingly cultivating disease from a door knob too
of course it's legal to cultivate disease. I mean I'm pretty sure there are some government restrictions and some oversights on like, smallpox and anthrax, but that's not the same thing.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
You know, this may be too soon, but I honestly can't think of a more country way to go out than blowing your brains out on the porch your boyfriend had done the same thing on a month before, but not before you shoot your dog first. Like, I honestly wonder if as she pulled the trigger she thought "damn, this would make a good country song."
This is all Roger Clemens' fault
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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I had to copy-paste it.
No!
I have the radio on and there was a lady on being interviewed. She is an artist(™) and apparently crabs is almost extinct in Europe. So she is starting a "portable nature reserve" where we implant some people with crabs and they carry it for a while, then transport the crabs to another person etc.
Nice.
What should Ø be the not of? "This is not an O"?
it's used in technical drawings to mean diametre tho
Oh yeah just like we do to keep smallpox around.
Oh wait.
fuckin' "artists"
I've heard great things about dreamfall. I'm not big on adventure games so I haven't gotten around to it myself but a friend regards longest journey and dreamfall as pretty much the best games ever.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
It was on the radio dude.
Anyone know if it's better in norwegian or english?
my laugh is delightful
I doubt it's legal.
Like, I know it is illegal here to cough into a petri dish with agar and then cultivate the bacteria. We tried to in high school you see, but anger was directed in our direction.
Jesus. I hadn't heard that bit.
They had a son, though.
Why is that illegal? Are you sure the teacher wasn't just mad at you for wasting petri dishes?
wut? We did that two years before high school. And with doorknobs and hands and etc etc etc.
Oh well then okay! :rotate:
Show me solid data from the WHO that pubic lice is endangered.
Yeah that's so not illegal here. http://www.amazon.com/Petri-Dishes-Agar-Swabs-Science/dp/B000NNCI68
I mean you can cultivate in the comfort of your own home
'Cough' as in from a sick person, or just 'hey Sven, see if you can hack into this dish'? Because I could see justification for not wanting people cultivating known pathogens.
In contrast, I'm culturing various types of edible and medicinal fungi and considering buying a magnetic stirrer from a dude who was using it to culture yeast for homebrewing. I assume these would be legal in Glorious Peoples' Republic of Borkistan?
it's not like agar and petri dishes are controlled things anywhere in the world, dogg.
I have an aunt who told me if she were to commit suicide she would also take out her dogs with her because she didn't think they would be able to live without her.
Fortunately mccready did not think this about her children.
Bring's a whole new definition to "She's gone Country"
It's the empty set.
all of it is on Youtube
well, I know what I'm doing tonight
I don't think so, we had like three per person and were sampling things like door handles. But somehow she said that growing cold bacteria was illegal, because you were knowingly cultivating disease.
Not that door handle bacteria are less shitty to grow probably.
Or, a final possibility is that she was wrong. After all during my three years there she flooded two chemistry halls and also once tried to extinguish burning stearic acid (practically like napalm) with a paper towel as well as water. It did not work out well.
Link? I'm still sick and may spend one or more nights vegged out on the couch this week.
she may be thinking about human fleas? Apparently humans get different fleas to animals but ours are almost extinct because of vacuum cleaners.
#QI facts
I'm p sure she is wrong
mainly on the point that there is no such thing as a cold bacteria.
They're viruses.
The radio knows a thing or two about going extinct
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
God
Dammit
no, it's a thing
google pubic lice endangered
I'm not going to bother to read anything but the headlines to dismiss it as utter hogwash tho
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
IIRC one in our group had flu or something similar that week, which spawned the idea.
of course it's legal to cultivate disease. I mean I'm pretty sure there are some government restrictions and some oversights on like, smallpox and anthrax, but that's not the same thing.
Has someone already done a "Top 5 of Crackd's Top 10 Articles"?
This is all Roger Clemens' fault
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
fry.jpg
:l
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin