The guy ate a fist-sized chunk of uranium and then had it physically punched from his stomach by a being powered by a sun the mass of two universes.
He'll be fine.
i like the idea that WV is supposed to represent a secret shortcut to beating the black king, in the same way that the trolls used Jack Noir as a secret shortcut to beating the queen
get to him early enough and give his pawn army support and you can nip the war in the bud, maybe even before the king gets fully prototyped
2010: 6 pages. Rose is now also getting exile commands. Unlike John's, which are in the normal game font, her's are in an especially floral script. "Seer. Seer, can you hear me?" The narration tells us that she can but that "usually she goes by Rose". "Have a look around, Rose. You have much to discover." She scampers up to the observatory and surveys her land. John, meanwhile, discovers a salamander village that has two problems. One, it is on fire. Two, it is under siege by two TAR BASILISKS and a COPPER GICLOPS.
2011: 12 pages. Kanaya flips her chainsaw back to lipstick mode. She is positively covered in Eridan's blood, as is her lipstick. She applies some and can't help but lick her lips. Vriska props herself up off the floor. Her reaction? "<33333333" Back on the Battlefield, Jack has just murdered Mom and Dad. Jack grabs Dad's hat, and he especially likes how "plain and servicable" it is, though it could be blacker and/or bloodier. He also grabs his pipe and Mom's scarf. Jack quickly cycles through all his various trophies (in addition the ones just mentioned, this includes Lil' Cal, a baseball cap, just Cal's shirt, and the cake they were eating). He then realizes this is "IN FACT" really stupid. Jack criticizes himself for forgetting his roots, "the original grievance with frivolous attire" that got him this far. He decides to "SWEAR OFF TROPHIES FOREVER." "Probably."
2012: 9 pages. Jake passes out. His sleep bubble icon is black. He wakes back up in a pitch-black room, except for the immediate area around him. Something, or rather, someone approaches. Someone with a familiar set of horns. Someone sort of blue. Someone with a Scorpio symbol on her shirt, knee-high socks, a Sufferer necklace, a sort of spider-web kind of skirt, horn-rimmed glasses, and dead eyes. Jake: "<????????" He then wakes up.
This would be an acceptable way for Homestuck to end.
The heroes wavered on the verge of despair as Gamzee's most powerful attack failed to so much as scratch Lord English. The Lord of Time turned to look at the Jester, then opened his mouth to unleash a devastating blast of energy that threatened to tear apart the fabric of reality itself.
Not even Gamzee's God-tier status could help him now. The tips of his horns shattered as he was blasted by the staggering force of the attack. His already-injured moirail Karkat rushed to his side, their meteor-induced grudges forgotten as Karkat grieved for his dying friend. Gamzee had just enough energy to smile as he issued one last HONK with his dying breath.
The enraged Karkat faced English, trying to summon the energy to launch one more attack. His efforts were in vain as English prepared one final assault that would destroy the heroes for good.
Sometimes, though, the greatest events are guided by the smallest among us. In one last seemingly-futile gesture of resistance the Mayor took the spire of his city's Town Hall and flung it at Lord English. Of the few heroes still conscious none expected this fleabite to do anything.
Yet against all expectations the moment the container of beans touched Lord English a giant explosion of light appeared, and his cries of agony faded as his body lay still on the floor. Karkat gaped in astonishment through the silence left by the denouement of their fight, then turned to stare at the Mayor. As he did so a flash of understanding flooded over him and he knew, at last, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle:
Even as they mourned the torn-horn clown they found Can Town can down Caliborn.
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This would be an acceptable way for Homestuck to end.
The heroes wavered on the verge of despair as Gamzee's most powerful attack failed to so much as scratch Lord English. The Lord of Time turned to look at the Jester, then opened his mouth to unleash a devastating blast of energy that threatened to tear apart the fabric of reality itself.
Not even Gamzee's God-tier status could help him now. The tips of his horns shattered as he was blasted by the staggering force of the attack. His already-injured moirail Karkat rushed to his side, their meteor-induced grudges forgotten as Karkat grieved for his dying friend. Gamzee had just enough energy to smile as he issued one last HONK with his dying breath.
The enraged Karkat faced English, trying to summon the energy to launch one more attack. His efforts were in vain as English prepared one final assault that would destroy the heroes for good.
Sometimes, though, the greatest events are guided by the smallest among us. In one last seemingly-futile gesture of resistance the Mayor took the spire of his city's Town Hall and flung it at Lord English. Of the few heroes still conscious none expected this fleabite to do anything.
Yet against all expectations the moment the container of beans touched Lord English a giant explosion of light appeared, and his cries of agony faded as his body lay still on the floor. Karkat gaped in astonishment through the silence left by the denouement of their fight, then turned to stare at the Mayor. As he did so a flash of understanding flooded over him and he knew, at last, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle:
Even as they mourned the torn-horn clown they found Can Town can down Caliborn.
With his dying breath, the Lord of Time's vision cleared momentarily. Craning his head upward, he could only barely make out Calliope's form, apparently unseen by anyone else in the room.
Took weak to lash out at her, he merely glared before his head fell back onto the floor.
He could only just make out her last words to him, before darkness took him.
You know it's sort of interesting how the comic has broken down a lot of the various aspects
But it still hasn't said much about Breath, the aspect of the main character
my guess? it's gonna be something about Breath of Life. like, the biblical stuff, the thing God gave Man when he created him. So it'll mean John can actually bring people back from the dead. Not just by kissing the, but from actual dreambubble death. That way the "ghost" army can become an actual army to use against LE.
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Just walkin down the street and bam, large group of troll cosplayers
It was 9am and I could not deal with what I was seeing
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I have no idea who originally created it, or even what tumblr I found it on, but here is the image:
(ahem)
A SNEAK PREVIEW OF TOMORROW'S "TODAY IN HOMESTUCK":
Walking around downtown NY in a suit when I see people with black zodiac shirts
Saw them approach for a minute before I realize what I'm looking at
SIX SEVEN SOLAR SWEEPS.
He'll be fine.
I worry for Karkat and Davesprite though.
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i mean there was all that buildup to him putting on the ring to fight bec noir and then pm stole his thunder
surely the dude's gonna get a bone thrown to him
http://www.audioentropy.com/
get to him early enough and give his pawn army support and you can nip the war in the bud, maybe even before the king gets fully prototyped
http://www.audioentropy.com/
This would be an acceptable way for Homestuck to end.
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2010: 6 pages. Rose is now also getting exile commands. Unlike John's, which are in the normal game font, her's are in an especially floral script. "Seer. Seer, can you hear me?" The narration tells us that she can but that "usually she goes by Rose". "Have a look around, Rose. You have much to discover." She scampers up to the observatory and surveys her land. John, meanwhile, discovers a salamander village that has two problems. One, it is on fire. Two, it is under siege by two TAR BASILISKS and a COPPER GICLOPS.
2011: 12 pages. Kanaya flips her chainsaw back to lipstick mode. She is positively covered in Eridan's blood, as is her lipstick. She applies some and can't help but lick her lips. Vriska props herself up off the floor. Her reaction? "<33333333" Back on the Battlefield, Jack has just murdered Mom and Dad. Jack grabs Dad's hat, and he especially likes how "plain and servicable" it is, though it could be blacker and/or bloodier. He also grabs his pipe and Mom's scarf. Jack quickly cycles through all his various trophies (in addition the ones just mentioned, this includes Lil' Cal, a baseball cap, just Cal's shirt, and the cake they were eating). He then realizes this is "IN FACT" really stupid. Jack criticizes himself for forgetting his roots, "the original grievance with frivolous attire" that got him this far. He decides to "SWEAR OFF TROPHIES FOREVER." "Probably."
2012: 9 pages. Jake passes out. His sleep bubble icon is black. He wakes back up in a pitch-black room, except for the immediate area around him. Something, or rather, someone approaches. Someone with a familiar set of horns. Someone sort of blue. Someone with a Scorpio symbol on her shirt, knee-high socks, a Sufferer necklace, a sort of spider-web kind of skirt, horn-rimmed glasses, and dead eyes. Jake: "<????????" He then wakes up.
Not even Gamzee's God-tier status could help him now. The tips of his horns shattered as he was blasted by the staggering force of the attack. His already-injured moirail Karkat rushed to his side, their meteor-induced grudges forgotten as Karkat grieved for his dying friend. Gamzee had just enough energy to smile as he issued one last HONK with his dying breath.
The enraged Karkat faced English, trying to summon the energy to launch one more attack. His efforts were in vain as English prepared one final assault that would destroy the heroes for good.
Sometimes, though, the greatest events are guided by the smallest among us. In one last seemingly-futile gesture of resistance the Mayor took the spire of his city's Town Hall and flung it at Lord English. Of the few heroes still conscious none expected this fleabite to do anything.
Yet against all expectations the moment the container of beans touched Lord English a giant explosion of light appeared, and his cries of agony faded as his body lay still on the floor. Karkat gaped in astonishment through the silence left by the denouement of their fight, then turned to stare at the Mayor. As he did so a flash of understanding flooded over him and he knew, at last, the answer to the Ultimate Riddle:
Even as they mourned the torn-horn clown they found Can Town can down Caliborn.
awesome, thanks!
With his dying breath, the Lord of Time's vision cleared momentarily. Craning his head upward, he could only barely make out Calliope's form, apparently unseen by anyone else in the room.
Took weak to lash out at her, he merely glared before his head fell back onto the floor.
He could only just make out her last words to him, before darkness took him.
"I warned you about cans, bro."
But it still hasn't said much about Breath, the aspect of the main character
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Well, at least we got to see it in action with that sweet breezy teleportation thing he did against Jack.
my guess? it's gonna be something about Breath of Life. like, the biblical stuff, the thing God gave Man when he created him. So it'll mean John can actually bring people back from the dead. Not just by kissing the, but from actual dreambubble death. That way the "ghost" army can become an actual army to use against LE.
But that sort do raises the question of, what the hell is Life for then?
http://www.audioentropy.com/