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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh man

    http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/18u5od/man_sobbing_at_animal_shelter_after_being_jailed/

    I really was ready to pay it myself even though I couldn't really afford it.

    Whaaaat is this just a photo and a caption to make you feel like complete and total shit?

    Is that what this reddit thing is for?

    looks like some reddit users donated money so he could get his dog back actually

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    in what sense is starburst juicy, is my question
    juicy is not a legally protected word

    that's why i can wear these "juicy" stretch pants

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    tips you may not have had to learn to shave with a mach 3 or whatever:

    * relather if you go over the same area again -- always have a barrier between the razor and your skin
    * don't press
    * learn your beard grain and shave with it. if you are really badass, maybe shave perpendicular to it. shaving against the grain not recommended
    * shave after your shower, use warm water. splash cold water on face after

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    fucking hell

    that was terrifying

    with a mach 3 it barely feels like you're using a razor you just flail it over your face not giving a fuck

    this absolutely feels like scraping an unbelievably sharp blade across your throat

    it is manly as fuck

    are you using a safety razor?

    yeah, you basically have to relearn to shave

    I cut myself a lot at first

    basically the only time i ended up cutting myself was when i was being too lazy to relather and just wanted to 'touch up' a spot

    also i recommend starting with sharp blades (like feathers)

    apparently a lot of people cut themselves at first? and warn against sharpness until you get the hang of it. but i think having something so sharp (and thus requiring so little pressure) is what helped me to not fuck up my neck

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    fucking hell

    that was terrifying

    with a mach 3 it barely feels like you're using a razor you just flail it over your face not giving a fuck

    this absolutely feels like scraping an unbelievably sharp blade across your throat

    it is manly as fuck

    are you using a safety razor?

    yeah, you basically have to relearn to shave

    I cut myself a lot at first

    yep, i got my merkur today

    i did quite well for a first try i think, not the best shave i've ever given myself but didn't cut myself

    i am now cancelling out the manly by moisturising like a mother fucker to try and mitigate some of the razor burn i know i've given myself

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    tips you may not have had to learn to shave with a mach 3 or whatever:

    * relather if you go over the same area again -- always have a barrier between the razor and your skin
    * don't press
    * learn your beard grain and shave with it. if you are really badass, maybe shave perpendicular to it. shaving against the grain not recommended
    * shave after your shower, use warm water. splash cold water on face after

    I shave with the grain, AND THEN AGAINST IT

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    in what sense is starburst juicy, is my question
    juicy is not a legally protected word

    that's why i can wear these "juicy" stretch pants

    And I can file this "juicy" lawsuit for false advertising.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    @Ronya

    Sorry stepped away.

    But I believe you are over simplifying the situation on the ground in Tunisia. Especially with regards to Ennahda's power structure, the belief that the rural areas are looking toward it as a militia (where did you get this?) and the power struggles that so far are political in nature.

    Now I think you would have a point if Ennahda was a Salafi allied movement, which they have worked hard to marginalize in the country. Ennahda hardliners are no were near the Islamist militant base that would lead to a 1991 Algerian style civil war. This is excluding the intervene factors like a stronger military and a very power and connected oligarchy which helped instigate the dissolving of the Algerian parliament and the elections.

    Top it all off the focus on some of the interviews I have read and from first hand accounts from some folks I know are pointing in a different direction with more a concern on economic matters and not knowing how to fix them.

    I don't see an Algeria brewing just yet there. If this destabilization leads to say a Salafi power grab then you may be right but I haven't seen that yet either.

    I have a gloriously unjustified yet confident faith that, save in highly unusual circumstance, rural conservatives tend to think in reactionary, non-pluralist terms

    guilt by association, if you will

    the militarist tendency is part and parcel of the reactionism

    On break from my Japanese class so this will be quick.

    I tend to think most rural members of Tunisia and many countries are more concerned with food, a roof over their head and their live stock due to the inherent differences in development between rural and urban areas. And tend to be less focused on violent extremism unless pushed in that direction of some sort of external force.

    It is urban elites of one vein or the other that tends to quietly due the pushing. So a lot of rural v. urban are political elites using proxies.

    Or so goes my thought process. I think rural conservatives tend to be more reactionary the more they have to lose.

    well basic needs are popular with every poor electorate

    the difference is who they blame for not getting it

    and farmers tend not to object to more grazing land being liberated by force.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    fucking hell

    that was terrifying

    with a mach 3 it barely feels like you're using a razor you just flail it over your face not giving a fuck

    this absolutely feels like scraping an unbelievably sharp blade across your throat

    it is manly as fuck

    are you using a safety razor?

    yeah, you basically have to relearn to shave

    I cut myself a lot at first

    Sounds like work.

    I'll just grow beards forever.

    I got a lot of irritation on the face and neck from a mach 3

    safety razor did away with that

    it makes sense -- each pass with a mach 3 is 3x the scraping of a safety razor, with more than 3x the irritation (blades 2 and 3 on the mach 3 don't have the same barrier of lather that blade 1 does)

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    oh are those safety razor tips

    whatev, I'll get one and shave against the grain like grizzly bears do

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    oh are those safety razor tips

    whatev, I'll get one and shave against the grain like grizzly bears do

    Can I have your stuff when you bleed out?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    fucking hell

    that was terrifying

    with a mach 3 it barely feels like you're using a razor you just flail it over your face not giving a fuck

    this absolutely feels like scraping an unbelievably sharp blade across your throat

    it is manly as fuck

    are you using a safety razor?

    yeah, you basically have to relearn to shave

    I cut myself a lot at first

    Sounds like work.

    I'll just grow beards forever.

    I got a lot of irritation on the face and neck from a mach 3

    safety razor did away with that

    it makes sense -- each pass with a mach 3 is 3x the scraping of a safety razor, with more than 3x the irritation (blades 2 and 3 on the mach 3 don't have the same barrier of lather that blade 1 does)

    Interesting.

    I don't really have a problem shaving in the shower with no lather and a disposable Bic, though.

    Also, I'm a giant sissy.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    grizzly bears HAVE NO STUFF

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    I really want to get one of those straight razor shaves at a barber sometime. I hear it is awesomesauce.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Rage Against The Grain

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    My sack shrank two sizes upon reading that.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    See if you can figure out the best thing about this picture:

    644216_340188166080993_721406105_n.jpg

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I recommend not shaving. You may trim with an electric razor.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    See if you can figure out the best thing about this picture:

    644216_340188166080993_721406105_n.jpg

    That America is the evil side and China is the awesome side?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    women and whales are equal

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    who has time for a "body groomer"

    i use a weedwhacker for my pubes

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I have such a horrible aversion to surgical type injuries I can't even describe how it feels to think about shaving with one of those.

    I got caught unexpectedly by an NCIS episode where this suspect grabs a scalpel and slices his own throat and oh my God it's just terrible.


    I would literally rather touch spiders and have spiders crawl on me than be sliced.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    women and whales are equal

    I'm going with this for $200, Bob.

    RMS Oceanic on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    man is above woman
    wow
    haha

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    See if you can figure out the best thing about this picture:

    644216_340188166080993_721406105_n.jpg

    WOMEN = WHALES

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I have such a horrible aversion to surgical type injuries I can't even describe how it feels to think about shaving with one of those.

    I got caught unexpectedly by an NCIS episode where this suspect grabs a scalpel and slices his own throat and oh my God it's just terrible.


    I would literally rather touch spiders and have spiders crawl on me than be sliced.

    I've sliced fingers and stuff when I worked in kitchens. That was bad enough for me.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    oh i didn't see that

    i was looking at the two cells that look like titties

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I use a flannel soaked in warm water to get my skin ready for shaving, I usually don't bother shaving with/against the grain, my facial hair grows all over the place so it'd be too difficult, I just shave straight up and down. Seems to work! I have some nivia moisturising after shave balm I use sometimes which I am currently dousing my face in to stave off razor burn.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    On either side of the device are clippers for closer shaves. They do not go on your balls unless you can stretch the skin out right. In between the two clippers is a guarded head that you can rumble across your wrinkled sack without trouble.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I recommend not shaving. You may trim with an electric razor.

    this is what I usually do due to laziness

    but I feel best after safety razor

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    hot bath and a fusion blade

    smooth

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    Yank on it until you're hard and your balls are nice and tight then shave that shit.

    It's easy and fun.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i take scissors to my ball hair and I get so scared that I will just lop a teste off

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    See if you can figure out the best thing about this picture:

    644216_340188166080993_721406105_n.jpg

    rats and chickens are above sharks in the food chain?

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