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Unusual death [chat]

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    orgy in skippy's suite

    no fuck yall

    stay in your holiday inn

    *jerks off angrily*

    Eddy
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn the last gen retina ipad is only 380 bucks

    *hides from DK*

    DON'T YOU DARE GODDAMN IT YOU POOR

    *opens a shell corporation in the azores to obscure purchases*

    I heard on Planet Money that you can basically buy them off the shelf.

    Shell corporations, I mean.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I wanna do pax east but

    zen center :l

    fuck dat pax east shit

    go to pax best

    Kanasurrealitycheck
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    my suite has: john, john, john, jon, james

    we are gonna have an incredible j.o. party

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    no touching though i'm not gay

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    I don't find women particularly confusing

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    skippydumptruck
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Police say the body of a woman found wedged in a water tank on the roof of a downtown hotel is that of Elisa Lam, a 21-year-old from Vancouver who had been missing for three weeks.

    Investigators used body markings to identify her after a maintenance worker at the Cecil Hotel found the body after guests complained of low water pressure.

    vomit.gif

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Jacobkosh
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    There should be a PAX in Austin.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    no touching though i'm not gay

    it's not gay if you're pitching

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I don't find women particularly confusing

    I mean, even if they are, if it takes nearly two decades to figure one out, maybe it's not her?

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    African Catholicism is pretty fucking bad and I am not enthused by the idea of an African pope at all.

    african catholicism is of the nasty, brutish, (sadly not short-lived) autocratic variety, the kind where they care more about punishing women for having premarital sex than allowing condom education to prevent AIDS. For any one good thing you can say the church does there's a lot more horribleness.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    Senjutsu
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    orgy in skippy's suite

    no fuck yall

    stay in your holiday inn

    *jerks off angrily*

    each room dedicated to an evermore vile sex act

    Eddy on
    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Women are confusing

    Amirite guise?

    approaching 18 years of marriage

    I am beginning to figure out one of them!

    let's be honest, spool

    you still don't know how you convinced your wife to marry you
    :P <3

    spool32
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    orgy in skippy's suite

    no fuck yall

    stay in your holiday inn

    *jerks off angrily*

    each room dedicated to an evermore vile sex act

    I'll be in the butt stuff room

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    skippydumptrucksurrealitycheck
  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my suite has: john, john, john, jon, james

    we are gonna have an incredible j.o. party

    I know you want to lose weight, but you shame yourself by consider yourself as 3 and 3/4 people when booking hotel rooms.

    Debate 'n' DeHockey team: Astronauts
    EddyCaptain Carrot
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    no touching though i'm not gay

    it's not gay if you're pitching

    this is only true in mexico, sorry

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    no touching though i'm not gay

    it's not gay if you're pitching

    It's not gay as long as you're holding them down

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Will there be a room for undressing back to back, shaking hands, and then reading until you're sleepy?

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    orgy in skippy's suite

    no fuck yall

    stay in your holiday inn

    *jerks off angrily*

    each room dedicated to an evermore vile sex act

    all crystals powered up

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    no touching though i'm not gay

    it's not gay if you're pitching

    this is only true in mexico, sorry
    I think you're forgetting about a little place called The Roman Empire

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    Caveman PawsJacobkosh
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    no touching though i'm not gay

    it's not gay if you're pitching

    It's not gay as long as you're holding them down
    come now, gentlemen

    the rule in this case is well-known

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Women are confusing

    Amirite guise?

    approaching 18 years of marriage

    I am beginning to figure out one of them!

    As a result of this post, a group of special forces trained female mercs are en route to terminate spool before he reveals the secrets of all woman everywhere.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    no touching though i'm not gay

    it's not gay if you're pitching

    this is only true in mexico, sorry
    I think you're forgetting about a little place called The Roman Empire
    (The Roman Empire is a bathhouse I frequent)

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Women are crazy, what with their insecurities and fears and human emotions

    not like men, who are strong and 100% involatile

    Sarksus on
    ChanussurrealitycheckSir Landshark
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Will there be a room for undressing back to back, shaking hands, and then reading until you're sleepy?

    LETS PUT ON SPORTS CENTER REAL LOUD NO ONE WILL HEAR US

  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Police say the body of a woman found wedged in a water tank on the roof of a downtown hotel is that of Elisa Lam, a 21-year-old from Vancouver who had been missing for three weeks.

    Investigators used body markings to identify her after a maintenance worker at the Cecil Hotel found the body after guests complained of low water pressure.

    vomit.gif

    You should watch Dark Water, the Japanese horror film from 2002.

    This is probably my favourite modern horror film (nonottheamericanremakejesuswhatiswrongwithyou).

    It is the only time I ever saw people actually scream at a horror film.

    Not gory, not transgressive, not fucked up, just... great horror.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Women are confusing

    Amirite guise?

    approaching 18 years of marriage

    I am beginning to figure out one of them!

    As a result of this post, a group of special forces trained female mercs are en route to terminate spool before he reveals the secrets of all woman everywhere.

    hey guys brb someone's at the doo(#*$(*&*&#($&!&*#&$*&#^$#^*$&%NO CARRIER

    Captain Carrot
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Caveman Paws' superpower is to travel 10 seconds into the future. However, he then zones out for 10 seconds afterwards and everything catches up.

    (He is still trying to figure out how to parley this into an excuse to wear a spandex costume)

    ChanusCaveman PawsEddy
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Police say the body of a woman found wedged in a water tank on the roof of a downtown hotel is that of Elisa Lam, a 21-year-old from Vancouver who had been missing for three weeks.

    Investigators used body markings to identify her after a maintenance worker at the Cecil Hotel found the body after guests complained of low water pressure.

    vomit.gif

    Local radio has been on this story heavy for just ths last several days.

    I'd never let my daughter travel solo. Anywhere.

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Police say the body of a woman found wedged in a water tank on the roof of a downtown hotel is that of Elisa Lam, a 21-year-old from Vancouver who had been missing for three weeks.

    Investigators used body markings to identify her after a maintenance worker at the Cecil Hotel found the body after guests complained of low water pressure.

    vomit.gif

    Local radio has been on this story heavy for just ths last several days.

    I'd never let my daughter travel solo. Anywhere.

    xism

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Women are crazy, what with their insecurities and fears and human emotions

    not like men, who are strong and 100% involatile

    Sarksus gets it

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Caveman Paws' superpower is to travel 10 seconds into the future. However, he then zones out for 10 seconds afterwards and everything catches up.

    (He is still trying to figure out how to parley this into an excuse to wear a spandex costume)

    I've been wearing spandex under my street clothes for weeks, just waiting for a reason to rip my shirt off.

    Dehydration Man ho! And my trusty ward/butler, Geth

    Caveman Paws on
    Regina FongGeth
  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Will there be a room for undressing back to back, shaking hands, and then reading until you're sleepy?

    Did anyone else read this as two people sitting back-to-back masturbating to exhaustion?

    Debate 'n' DeHockey team: Astronauts
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Women are crazy, what with their insecurities and fears and human emotions

    not like men, who are strong and 100% involatile

    Sarksus gets it

    what has a woman done that has confused you

    I will interpret their ways for I am a Dream Speaker & Spirit Walker of Great Power

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Women are crazy, what with their insecurities and fears and human emotions

    not like men, who are strong and 100% involatile

    Sarksus gets it

    He used to work for Slaanesh, after all.

    Truly a great role model.

    488W936.png
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Cleonicus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Will there be a room for undressing back to back, shaking hands, and then reading until you're sleepy?

    Did anyone else read this as two people sitting back-to-back masturbating to exhaustion?

    ... that was all you, bro.

    Caveman PawsSenjutsuKanaAManFromEarth
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    damn the last gen retina ipad is only 380 bucks

    *hides from DK*

    DON'T YOU DARE GODDAMN IT YOU POOR

    *opens a shell corporation in the azores to obscure purchases*

    I heard on Planet Money that you can basically buy them off the shelf.

    Shell corporations, I mean.

    There are people who make money by creating corporations and dicking around with them for a few years so that wealthy frauds can buy shell corporations with history.

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Cleonicus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Will there be a room for undressing back to back, shaking hands, and then reading until you're sleepy?

    Did anyone else read this as two people sitting back-to-back masturbating to exhaustion?

    JESUS CHRIST IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I've always noticed that I don't seem to sweat very much when I work out. even today, when i was absolutely murdering myself for about 2 hours, my face and back were barely even moist. But then by the time i was getting to single arm back rows (my nemesis!) I was feeling pretty sick and over-heated, and i had to go lie down and pour some cold water on my head before i felt ok again.

    Is there like a genetic correlation to average body sweat? I mean I'm mostly Norwegian, which could make sense since sweating in freezing weather is a good way of getting chilled.

    these are just the kinds of random questions that pop into my head while I'm grunting and lifting heavy things

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

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