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Horribly Mutilated Cocks

glithertglithert Registered User regular
edited February 2013 in Social Entropy++
I wanted to show a friend of mine that old news story about the guy who shot cocaine into his dick and consequently had to get his willy amputated. so I google it. and I find this forum dedicated to penis enlargement. pages and pages of guy with names like Doublelongdaddy, dickleaker, tubesnake etc talking about how to best enlarge your dick

All talking about how they jelqed hardcore for six months and grew like half an inch with only minimal scarring and disfiguration

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Give them the dick?

    Nothing. Matters.
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    "Minimal scarring on the dong" should be zero.

    Zero is the minimum.

    Zero is also the maximum acceptable amount of scarring, oddly enough.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Don't do that.

    Don't do it.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Unless you really want to do it.

    I guess.

    It's your dick.

    Go right ahead.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    jelq is a great word

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    one of my favs honestly

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    What is doing "jelqed"? I just want to make sure I am not, nor ever am doing that. Is it like eating too many gummy bears?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Jelqing is a physical-therapy technique, intended to achieve "natural penis enlargement" by increasing blood pressure and circulation. It is performed by repeatedly stroking the penis in a squeezing motion from the base of the shaft to the corona of the glans; devices have also been created to achieve this same effect. The motion may be described as "milking"

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh no you found my secret hangout

  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Ok cool, I'll continue with these gummy bears then.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Jelqing is a physical-therapy technique, intended to achieve "natural penis enlargement" by increasing blood pressure and circulation. It is performed by repeatedly stroking the penis in a squeezing motion from the base of the shaft to the corona of the glans; devices have also been created to achieve this same effect. The motion may be described as "milking"

    Wait am I reading this wrong or is this just jerking off in a really weird way

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Jelqing is a physical-therapy technique, intended to achieve "natural penis enlargement" by increasing blood pressure and circulation. It is performed by repeatedly stroking the penis in a squeezing motion from the base of the shaft to the corona of the glans; devices have also been created to achieve this same effect. The motion may be described as "milking"

    Yes, I'll take "Things I Would Never Feasibly Need To Know" for $500, Alex?

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    taqaandan

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Wait, my glans has a Corona?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    Wait, my glans has a Corona?

    yeah man

    try to put your mouth on it

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    Squeezing motion. like, masturbating with a death grip. For six months. For a half inch. with only minimal scarring and disfiguration.

    Some dudes are just really determined to embiggen their dicks, I guess.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NfQ3s9-Iw

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    Wait, my glans has a Corona?

    Yes, just like the sun does

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    goddamn based god

    you can jelq my dick based god

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I will kill a man for a half inch more

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    So will Geth, apparently.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    jelqcity

  • eddizhereeddizhere Scrubber Than A Sponge Scrubtown, USARegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Geth will too, apparently.

    edit: beat like an egg.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    jelq your dick into the shape of a crazy straw with this one weird trick discovered by a stay at home mom

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  • Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
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    tools used for jelqing. ouch!

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Captain Marcus wrote: »
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    tools used for jelqing. ouch!

    I am strangely aroused

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Captain Marcus wrote: »
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    tools used for jelqing. ouch!

    AHH FUCK

    I can't figure out which end would be used because either looks painful as hell

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    for a longer, flatter dick

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Haha what

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    basically i want my dick to be like a streamer

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    glithert, just reading that made my junk shriek in pain

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    for a longer, flatter dick

    Makes fucking that condom in a sock between the couch cushions easier

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    make your dick look like Wile E. Coyote after he's been run over by a steamroller

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    give her the ubik

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    hi ladies

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    just
    concertina that thing up and shove it in my vag

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    i can't stop crying.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    ladies call my dick bubble tape

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