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  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    hey mac and cheese thread

    I'm looking to add a few inches to my waistline, because I am tired of not being able to buy pants.

    re-read that as necessary until you can conceive how thin a person has to be to not be able to buy otr pants and you will understand why.

    I'm 5'8", healthy and relatively active, and I eat anything I want whenever I want to, so long as it fits in my budget. I've hovered around 115(lbs) for the past five years, and I can't seem to put on weight. Where should I start looking for information to see if I can't figure out a plan?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Squats n milk n oats?

    poo
  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    Get.. get a belt?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    How many calories do you eat a day.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Also that last attempt was nuts.

  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    Magus` wrote: »
    Get.. get a belt?
    You underestimate the magnitude of the problem; there are not belts small enough. Options are buy a belt and punch my own holes, in which case the belt will go more than halfway around my waist, or find some outlandish high-end children's belt retailer

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    I must admit, that is an impressively small waistline. I'm not by any means an expert on exercise so I'll leave that open to the other people, but even off the top of my head I can't think of something designed to make your waist larger.

    I can say weight gain comes mostly from a high calorie, high carbohydrate diet but that's.. not very healthy. Hopefully someone can come in and point out something good for you.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    also, don't that this the wrong way, but have you considered a plain, women's belt?

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    (Like Alex puccio)

    i think i'm in love

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  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    How many calories do you eat a day.
    I average over 2000; today I've had-
    an entire loaf of bread
    a lime
    an entire package of baby carrots
    some salami
    half a package of sliced gouda
    about a dozen chocolate chip cookies
    a 24oz red stripe
    two eggs and some veggies
    a handful of chocolate chips
    a granola bar
    two bananas
    couple handfuls of wheat thins

    today has been a relatively low-calorie day, all told. this biggest constraint for me is how much food i can buy and how frequently I have to stuff it into my face. I guess what I'm asking for is where I can find cost-effective incredibly calorie-dense food without going the gallons-of-ice-cream route.


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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    good cripes you're skinny, dude. I thought ecco was having a hard time with clothes and He's, well he's 6'0 and weight about 145lbs. and sometimes he has to go to the kids section to get like undershirts and stuff. he hates going clothes shopping because nothing fits him, it's all too big.

    squats and leg presses and ab stuff and maybe eat a lot of calories and milk? oh and carbs.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    At a glance.

    You've only eaten protein and fat once. (Ignoring the small bit of salami)

    Shaz could be right. Add like a liter of milk to your diet.

    Blake T on
  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    now that you mention it I do run almost entirely on carbs most days. Clothing-wise, I wear a 28" waist, adult S t-shirts. Taller skinny dudes tend to have the problem that shirts fitting their shoulder width aren't long enough, which I also run into sometimes.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    (Like Alex puccio)

    i think i'm in love

    The guns on her are nuts.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    My mother has a weird concept of healthy.

    "No thank you Mom. We don't need anymore sweets to take back with us."

    "Okay! Here. Take this pie!"

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Ecco's mom had company come visit today. They brought some pre-made steamable buns. You know what I'm talking about if you've been to a dim sum/yum char restaurant. One of the packs is pork and cabbage (the only person in the house that eats pork is ecco) and then some red bean buns. sweet red beans. And She keeps offering them to me. It's like. nooooo i am trying to not be fat! i do not need your sweet sweet yummy white flour buns.


    but i've packed up my morning oats for the week, as well as cooked up some beef schnitzels, some sauteed veggies, and basically everything that we need for at least the first half of the week's lunches and possibly dinner.

    This is a good start to the week!

  • HalibutHalibut Passion Fish Swimming in obscurity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I don't think I could ever do it, but some people swear by GOMAD (gallon of milk a day) for gaining weight. The milk is on top of what you normally eat.

    Lift heavy weights as well. Try something like Stronglifts 5x5.

    Halibut on
  • Wilford BrimleyWilford Brimley Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Molybdenum wrote: »
    help me not be tiny

    Hello friend. I too suffer from twink-itis. I too know the pain of trying to find clothes to fit my twiggish frame. I have historically been a 135 pound 6 foot dude. Now through the magic of intermittent weight lifting/fitness regimens and physically demanding labor I am now a 160 pound 6 foot dude.

    My current plan (let's hope it sticks) has me lifting heavy things 4 times a week and eating about 3000-3500 calories a day. My diet typically runs about 7-8$ a day while meeting my nutritional goals (A little over 1gram of protein per pound of body weight / 15 - 20% fat / rest is carbohydrates). It's also pretty clean (not buckets of ice cream) because I got a complex w/r/t health.

    I used myfitnesspal 's app religiously when I started out to make sure I was hitting my goals but now I can estimate my needs pretty easily from experience. Until you gain this skill it is super incredibly helpful to use a calorie/macronutrient tracking app or website.

    Here's a basic daily meal setup when I don't feel like actually cooking much. Estimating here, It will be a little over 3200 calories and contain about 170+ grams of protein and under 80 grams of fat. It also runs me in the neighborhood of 7-8 dollars as stated earlier.

    BREAKFAST
    1 sweet potato, peeled and steamed.
    4 eggs

    POST WORKOUT MEAL
    SANDWICH
    2 slices whole grainy bread, the 110 calories per slice kind
    2 tablespoons jam
    2 tablespoons peanut butter
    SHAKE
    2 cups whole milk, 2 scoops whey protein powder of choice

    LUNCH:
    150 grams chicken breast/tenders/thighs/whole chicken (roasted/grilled/panfried)
    1-2 heads broccoli
    1 cup rolled oats made into oatmeal or if i'm feeling fancy (I usually am) made into a bannock for on the go snacking

    DINNER:
    150 grams chicken breast/tenders/thighs/whole chicken (roasted/grilled/panfried)
    1 cup dried rice cooked into however many cups steamed rice

    BEFOREBED SNACK
    1 can beans, I prefer kidney/black for higher protein content

    SNACKS:
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1-4 carrots

    On days when I don't work out I basically just eat an extra egg(s) and some more chicken to make up for the lost protein from the whey.
    Hope this helps give you some ideas or at least prove it can be done cheaply and relatively healthily!


    TLDR: CHEAP AND DENSE FOODS: potatoes (pretty calorie dense! I like sweet potatoes for taste/health) lots of eggs (cheap source of protein, don't go crazy though) any dry grain essentially (rice/oats/whatever usually about 400+ cals to a dry cup) peanut butter (crazy calorie dense and easy to add to meals) milk (easiest liquid nutrition) beans/lentils of any sort (good nutritional profile, cheap as heck, usually about 350+ calories per can for under a buck cheaper if you buy bulk dry) bread/pasta/noodles (cheap but not that nutritious but easy calories) dates/raisins/dried fruit (go for what's on sale can be expensive if you aren't careful, surprisingly calorie dense)

    As for meats I usually stick to whatever part of chicken is on sale since I got a cheap non-shifty source and I like to keep my fat %ages lowish. But if you ain't afraid of extra fats pork loin is usually super cheap in the states for some reason not to mention tasty and easy to cook!

    Making your own stews and chilis is an easy way to eat cheap calorie dense and nutritious meals. Meat on sale + potatoes + onions + beans + whatever veggies/herbs to taste + big pot/slow cooker = several balanced meals!

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  • Wilford BrimleyWilford Brimley Registered User regular
    Molybdenum wrote: »
    now that you mention it I do run almost entirely on carbs most days. Clothing-wise, I wear a 28" waist, adult S t-shirts. Taller skinny dudes tend to have the problem that shirts fitting their shoulder width aren't long enough, which I also run into sometimes.

    Haha also this is me still. All sentences but the first.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Man one sweet potato makes a huge amount of mash.

    Delicious mash.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    The best thing is you don't need to add anything to it. Some recipes have butter or whatever, but really all you need to do is boil a sweet potato then kick the shit out of it.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I like cutting it into little strips like sweet potato fries only baked

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    baked sweet potato fries/chips are the absolute best.

    The absolute best.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    In Korea and China they char their sweet potatoes in giant kettle drum kiln things or over their home burners and I dunno if they parboil them first or what but they turn into these smoky caramelized things and holy shit they're so good

    The mom of one of my private lessons used to make them for me and I would never ever say no

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Due to various health issues I've had to stop working out for a good year and am back to being a fat sack of lazy (this was after about a year of slowly getting back into shape after 5+ years of being a fat sack of lazy). Is there a good "starter" program I can use to sort of shake the all cobwebs loose and get everything ramped up before I start back into the heavy weights?

  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Fitness thread! I had a chicken ceasar salad for lunch, and now it's time to go run. Time to spice it up a little bit and go for a beach run!

    Also sweet potatoes are amazing, I'm doing something involving them for dinner. Haven't figured the rest out yet though.

  • TIFunkaliciousTIFunkalicious Kicking back in NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Welp. A Raising Cane's opened across the street

    Sorry, weight loss thread

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Due to various health issues I've had to stop working out for a good year and am back to being a fat sack of lazy (this was after about a year of slowly getting back into shape after 5+ years of being a fat sack of lazy). Is there a good "starter" program I can use to sort of shake the all cobwebs loose and get everything ramped up before I start back into the heavy weights?

    What you were doing before but with lighter weights?

    What were you doing before?

  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Due to various health issues I've had to stop working out for a good year and am back to being a fat sack of lazy (this was after about a year of slowly getting back into shape after 5+ years of being a fat sack of lazy). Is there a good "starter" program I can use to sort of shake the all cobwebs loose and get everything ramped up before I start back into the heavy weights?

    What you were doing before but with lighter weights?

    What were you doing before?

    "Work out each muscle group once per week" kind of thing, going to the gym 3x per week and working out a different muscle group each time. 3 sets of 10-15 reps each. It was pretty boring but I got pretty good results in a short period of time.

    I guess I could do lighter weights and start up again... It was pretty boring, though. :(

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    What does "each muscle group" mean? If you want to keep weight training and just want new ideas then I'd humbly suggest moving over to the Strength Training thread, we'll set you up right.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I like to slice a sweet potato into thin slices and fry them in a bit of olive oil. Still hot sweet potato chips are so good.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Peen wrote: »
    What does "each muscle group" mean? If you want to keep weight training and just want new ideas then I'd humbly suggest moving over to the Strength Training thread, we'll set you up right.

    I'm not at all sold on why the fuck we even have two of these threads.

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  • TIFunkaliciousTIFunkalicious Kicking back in NebraskaRegistered User regular
    I'm mostly just here for diet talk and weight training isn't something I'm interested in, so I appreciate the distinction

    just my 2 bits

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    This one has less Slider.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    well don't read those posts then

  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    I haven't eaten in about 36 hours due to stress and whatnot. What's a good type of food to ease back in? My stomach doesn't want to eat, but goddamit it's going to.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    well don't read those posts then

    The problem is those guys are so strong they're all like "HERE READ ABOUT MY HUGE GAINS" and we're too weak to push the posts away.

    I'm pretty sure that's how the internet works.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Magus` wrote: »
    I haven't eaten in about 36 hours due to stress and whatnot. What's a good type of food to ease back in? My stomach doesn't want to eat, but goddamit it's going to.

    anything you idiot

    don't fucking go for 36 hours without eating

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    I'm TRYING to eat, just my throat tightens up and my stomach is like fuck you and I cough it up. I'm not doing it on purpose!

    I've been drinking tons of water since it goes down.

    Also, how expensive is quinoa over in your neck of the woods? It's like 6 dollars / 8 oz here which isn't that cheap.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Is this something your doctor knows about?

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