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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Jesus, Sarksus, you're like the king of bad ideas

    and i have a piece of metal in my nose!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    fuckin alien horror

    Wha... why would you watch a widely hated film if you don't even like the genre?
    Because I thought it would be before all of the shit with the xenomorphs! I didn't think it would have as much gross-out horror.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    he was like i dont wank at all anymore

    cuz he's a weirdo

    weirdo spool

    poo
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Wtf! I took confirmed bachelor to work free repairs from knight and now it's making me pay again?!

    Gyp!

    He only gives you free repairs one time.

    I figured it was a bug.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Wait mixologist is a real term

    I thought it was a joke job title from the Sims 3

    shut the world down, folks, we're done here

    i think it might be just an american thing

    i have heard that cocktails are mostly an american concern.

    australians just drink antifreeze or something.

    Serious answer: Melbourne actually has a really large bar and cocktail scene, actually! I think Sydney does, too, but Sydney is a shithole, who cares what they do

    Joke answer: Antifreeze?!? That's a lady drink, pal, get me a pitcher of motor oil

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Senior bartenders who train new staff are called mixopedagogues

    Making up a drink that already exists is called a mixology tautology

    Making a drink that requires two different types of liquor is called miscegenation.

    No that's when you make a brandy Alexander with a mixture of brown and white creme de cacao

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    He has a bad case of old and his refractory period is getting long, so he stopped.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    worst cooks of america

    a guy making omelette with celery

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Wait mixologist is a real term

    I thought it was a joke job title from the Sims 3

    shut the world down, folks, we're done here

    i think it might be just an american thing

    i have heard that cocktails are mostly an american concern.

    australians just drink antifreeze or something.

    in europe they just drink beer or wine

    an austrian couple had us over and we just shot schnapps and eau de vie all night

    i guess it was ok

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    The trailer is just a bunch of flashing footage of people running through greasy alien corridors while something goes

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    AAAAAAAHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    The trailer is just a bunch of flashing footage of people running through greasy alien corridors while something goes

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    AAAAAAAHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    that was music!

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    haha this chick lost her fake nail in her enchiladas

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    [chat] Ill be drinking in spirit while you are all drinking at PAX.

    I totally was not planning on drinking before I knew youd all be at PAX, I promise.

    how's life steve!

    Very trying. Im working a ton and Im in the process of moving and I dont know what my employment future holds.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The trailer is just a bunch of flashing footage of people running through greasy alien corridors while something goes

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    AAAAAAAHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    that was music!

    only in [chat]

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    worst cooks of america

    a guy making omelette with celery

    That's ridiculous but it does give me a desire to wake up early tomorrow and make spinach omelets for my mom and I.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    The trailer is just a bunch of flashing footage of people running through greasy alien corridors while something goes

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    AAAAAAAHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    I'll run through your greasy alien corridor

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    Not masturbating makes sex better.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    FUCK IT I'M FINISHING THIS MOVIE

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    [chat] Ill be drinking in spirit while you are all drinking at PAX.

    I totally was not planning on drinking before I knew youd all be at PAX, I promise.

    how's life steve!

    Very trying. Im working a ton and Im in the process of moving and I dont know what my employment future holds.

    aw sucky :(

    you moving far?

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The trailer is just a bunch of flashing footage of people running through greasy alien corridors while something goes

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    AAAAAAAHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    that was music!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    haha this chick lost her fake nail in her enchiladas

    my brother once found a human fingernail in his banana pudding at a cracker barrel

    the manager was like

    "what do you want me to do about it?"

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    Not masturbating makes sex better.

    If only that was a choice available!

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Wtf! I took confirmed bachelor to work free repairs from knight and now it's making me pay again?!

    Gyp!

    He only gives you free repairs one time.

    I figured it was a bug.

    Serves me right for whoring my dude out.

    Ty for confirmation. :)

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I'm gonna watch something by Mario Bava.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Wtf! I took confirmed bachelor to work free repairs from knight and now it's making me pay again?!

    Gyp!
    i think they patched that because it was absurdly powerful

    you don't even get to gay sex anyone total bullshit

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Geth are you lonely like me, as well

    Can... can your circuits understand passion

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    he was like i dont wank at all anymore

    cuz he's a weirdo

    weirdo spool

    sounds about right

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    FUCK IT I'M FINISHING THIS MOVIE
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    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    those engineers have a killer wine cellar

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    Not masturbating makes sex better.

    If only that was a choice available!

    Man, you're a white guy in Japan.
    There is a stereotype you need to live up to.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    Not masturbating makes sex better.
    lol 50s mentality

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    also fuck, spools wank talk this morning was gonna make me try not wanking for a few days but now ya'll talking about wanking i just gotta before i go to bed

    sigh

    what was his wank talk

    Not masturbating makes sex better.

    If only that was a choice available!

    Man, you're a white guy in Japan.
    There is a stereotype you need to live up to.

    I've been trying, buddy, these ladies just ain't interested in this meat vendor

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I heard in Japan girls are dtf on the down-low

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    legit pizza

    soppressata, chili, basi, fresh sauce, crust done just right

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    Senjutsu on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    LOOKS LIKE A BROKEN IMAGE U DOUCHE
    EDIT: NICE SAVE

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I don't like japanese gay porn because they make the same weird yelling noises that the japanese girls make
    u

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i had a brussel sprout and pancetta pizza from motorino
    they deliver as far as my office i found out, and fast!

    poo
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    LOOKS LIKE A BROKEN IMAGE U DOUCHE

    YOU SAW NOTHING

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    [chat] Ill be drinking in spirit while you are all drinking at PAX.

    I totally was not planning on drinking before I knew youd all be at PAX, I promise.

    how's life steve!

    Very trying. Im working a ton and Im in the process of moving and I dont know what my employment future holds.

    aw sucky :(

    you moving far?

    Yeah, moving out of the west side away from the beach and all the fun stuff and into the valley where dreams and lifers go to die.

    But it's a room in a really good house with a vegetable garden and a nice backyard and a big kitchen. And it's cheaper than my rent now.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I don't like japanese gay porn because they make the same weird yelling noises that the japanese girls make
    u

    usually.

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