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Screw the cafeteria, I'm QUILTBAGgin' it today

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    What Kochi said, I just said it wrong.

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Kochikens on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Yeah, moved up

    Oh god I hope he doesn't try to follow me home

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    Dubh, you're getting me worried now.

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Be safe, Dubh

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    If you're really worried, when you step off the bus, if you see him also exiting the bus, get back on it. :c

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    or at least find "shelter" in a 7/11 or a burger place. Don't do this alone.

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

    I am safe, now
    nobody followed me
    the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

    whew

    seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

    the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

    Do you have any Bud?
    No
    Do you have any weed?
    Shake head
    Why don't you smoke weed?
    Just don't want to
    It's not bad for you, you know
    it's not for me
    Does your town have a gas station?
    Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Fuuuck, glad you're safe Dubh!

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    are you okay?
    DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO US AGAIN, YOUNG LADY.

    unless, well, you need to.

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    fucking hell I need a personal hulk to take around town

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    asking someone on the bus if there is a gas station nearby strikes me as odd.

    Glad you got out of that unscathed Dubh.

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    Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Do you have any Bud?
    No
    Do you have any weed?
    Shake head
    Why don't you smoke weed?
    Just don't want to
    It's not bad for you, you know
    it's not for me
    Does your town have a gas station?
    Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

    what

    what is this

    how could anyone ever think that this was an okay conversation to have with a stranger on a bus

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    fucking hell I need a personal hulk to take around town

    Dich says i can loan him out

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Whenever at house parties I was always the person to take to go buy more food and drinks at night.

    I am happy to continue that service.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I'm not much for the actual violence but I do take up a lot of space, glower well, and can engage any potential threats in conversation that is likely to make them so bored that they will leave

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    fucking hell I need a personal hulk to take around town

    Could always buy all the weights and be your own personal She-Hulk.

    Law degree not included.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Narbus wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Go to pax

    Are you going to pax?

    @narbus unless something drastic changes before then yeppo

    Awesome!

    A round of fireman carries for all!

    BLM - ACAB
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Santa Cruz is one of the waypoints for homeless people that travel up and down the west coast

    You got your hipster types, and those that down on their luck
    Then, sometimes, you get people that are belligerent

    Hence my terror

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    Page 100 hasn't become the happyfest that Kochikens wanted it to be :-(.

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Dubh wrote: »
    it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

    I am safe, now
    nobody followed me
    the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

    whew

    seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

    the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

    Do you have any Bud?
    No
    Do you have any weed?
    Shake head
    Why don't you smoke weed?
    Just don't want to
    It's not bad for you, you know
    it's not for me
    Does your town have a gas station?
    Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

    This has happened to me. I solved it with three little words

    I'm

    A

    Cop

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    In my current state, I am an alright goon.

    However, i did stop carrying a knife on my person.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

    I am safe, now
    nobody followed me
    the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

    whew

    seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

    the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

    Do you have any Bud?
    No
    Do you have any weed?
    Shake head
    Why don't you smoke weed?
    Just don't want to
    It's not bad for you, you know
    it's not for me
    Does your town have a gas station?
    Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

    This has happened to me. I solved it with three little words

    I'm

    A

    Cop

    Yeah, but that's easy to pull off when you're sporting a Freddy Mercury moustache.

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    something something dubh something nightstick something handcuffs something winky

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »

    I hope people will look at this the next time they think MacFarlane's boob song was in any way good or funny.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    yeah seriously ever since the first gay thread all gay threads have been pretty sad

    why do sad/sucky things keep happening to cool people :c

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    jippee wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

    I am safe, now
    nobody followed me
    the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

    whew

    seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

    the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

    Do you have any Bud?
    No
    Do you have any weed?
    Shake head
    Why don't you smoke weed?
    Just don't want to
    It's not bad for you, you know
    it's not for me
    Does your town have a gas station?
    Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

    This has happened to me. I solved it with three little words

    I'm

    A

    Cop

    Yeah, but that's easy to pull off when you're sporting a Freddy Mercury moustache.

    so glue on a mustache

    problem solved

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    No reason to get Tube excited...
    ...There are many here among us
    Who think that life is but a joke

    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    yeah seriously ever since the first gay thread all gay threads have been pretty sad

    why do sad/sucky things keep happening to cool people :c

    cause the world can be a terrible place and sometimes you need to unload the terrible things done to you?

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    i just wanna hug everyone consentually
    then take you all to a gay bar
    then take you all home and play board games

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Also, this is not a gay thread. Start reading at page 1.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    gay bars seem like way more enjoyable bars to visit than regular ones

    but more probably a bar is pretty much going to be just like any other bar

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    i just wanna hug everyone consentually
    then take you all to a gay bar
    then take you all home and play board games

    ooh scrabble?


    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i've never had the urge to go to a gay bar.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Geth, close the thread

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Tube. Closing thread...

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