Screw the cafeteria, I'm QUILTBAGgin' it today

jippee

What Kochi said, I just said it wrong.

Kochikens

HAPPY PAGE 100 WHEEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6S5caRGpK4

Doobh

Yeah, moved up

Oh god I hope he doesn't try to follow me home

jippee

Dubh, you're getting me worried now.

DirtyDirtyVagrant

Be safe, Dubh

Kochikens

If you're really worried, when you step off the bus, if you see him also exiting the bus, get back on it. :c

jippee

or at least find "shelter" in a 7/11 or a burger place. Don't do this alone.

Doobh

it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

I am safe, now
nobody followed me
the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

whew

seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

Do you have any Bud?
No
Do you have any weed?
Shake head
Why don't you smoke weed?
Just don't want to
It's not bad for you, you know
it's not for me
Does your town have a gas station?
Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

Gatsby

Fuuuck, glad you're safe Dubh!

jippee

are you okay?
DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO US AGAIN, YOUNG LADY.

unless, well, you need to.

Doobh

fucking hell I need a personal hulk to take around town

Melding

asking someone on the bus if there is a gas station nearby strikes me as odd.

Glad you got out of that unscathed Dubh.

Old Red Ink

Dubh wrote: »

Do you have any Bud?
No
Do you have any weed?
Shake head
Why don't you smoke weed?
Just don't want to
It's not bad for you, you know
it's not for me
Does your town have a gas station?
Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

what

what is this

how could anyone ever think that this was an okay conversation to have with a stranger on a bus

Antimatter

Dubh wrote: »

fucking hell I need a personal hulk to take around town

Dich says i can loan him out

Gatsby

Whenever at house parties I was always the person to take to go buy more food and drinks at night.

I am happy to continue that service.

Dichotomy

I'm not much for the actual violence but I do take up a lot of space, glower well, and can engage any potential threats in conversation that is likely to make them so bored that they will leave

Melding

Dubh wrote: »

fucking hell I need a personal hulk to take around town

Could always buy all the weights and be your own personal She-Hulk.

Law degree not included.

The Geek

Tube wrote: »

Narbus wrote: »

Tube wrote: »

Go to pax

Are you going to pax?

@narbus unless something drastic changes before then yeppo

Awesome!

A round of fireman carries for all!

Doobh

Santa Cruz is one of the waypoints for homeless people that travel up and down the west coast

You got your hipster types, and those that down on their luck
Then, sometimes, you get people that are belligerent

Hence my terror

jippee

Page 100 hasn't become the happyfest that Kochikens wanted it to be :-(.

Tube

Dubh wrote: »

it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

I am safe, now
nobody followed me
the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

whew

seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

Do you have any Bud?
No
Do you have any weed?
Shake head
Why don't you smoke weed?
Just don't want to
It's not bad for you, you know
it's not for me
Does your town have a gas station?
Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

This has happened to me. I solved it with three little words

I'm

A

Cop

Melding

In my current state, I am an alright goon.

However, i did stop carrying a knife on my person.

jippee

Tube wrote: »

Dubh wrote: »

it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

I am safe, now
nobody followed me
the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

whew

seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

Do you have any Bud?
No
Do you have any weed?
Shake head
Why don't you smoke weed?
Just don't want to
It's not bad for you, you know
it's not for me
Does your town have a gas station?
Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

This has happened to me. I solved it with three little words

I'm

A

Cop

Yeah, but that's easy to pull off when you're sporting a Freddy Mercury moustache.

Dichotomy

something something dubh something nightstick something handcuffs something winky

Magic Pink

Kochikens wrote: »

HAPPY PAGE 100 WHEEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6S5caRGpK4

I hope people will look at this the next time they think MacFarlane's boob song was in any way good or funny.

Kochikens

yeah seriously ever since the first gay thread all gay threads have been pretty sad

why do sad/sucky things keep happening to cool people :c

Magic Pink

jippee wrote: »

Tube wrote: »

Dubh wrote: »

it's the last bus that goes to my home until 8:30pm

I am safe, now
nobody followed me
the door is bolted shut and I have a guard cat prowling the area

whew

seriously, since the rape incident on campus (which turned out to be faked) I've been jumpy when put into uncomfortable situations with strangers

the guy kept trying to talk to me, even though my body language was clearly saying nononononono

Do you have any Bud?
No
Do you have any weed?
Shake head
Why don't you smoke weed?
Just don't want to
It's not bad for you, you know
it's not for me
Does your town have a gas station?
Shake head, fix gaze out of bus window

This has happened to me. I solved it with three little words

I'm

A

Cop

Yeah, but that's easy to pull off when you're sporting a Freddy Mercury moustache.

so glue on a mustache

problem solved

jippee

No reason to get Tube excited...
...There are many here among us
Who think that life is but a joke

Melding

Kochikens wrote: »

yeah seriously ever since the first gay thread all gay threads have been pretty sad

why do sad/sucky things keep happening to cool people :c

cause the world can be a terrible place and sometimes you need to unload the terrible things done to you?

Kochikens

i just wanna hug everyone consentually
then take you all to a gay bar
then take you all home and play board games

jippee

Also, this is not a gay thread. Start reading at page 1.

Cilla Black

gay bars seem like way more enjoyable bars to visit than regular ones

but more probably a bar is pretty much going to be just like any other bar

jippee

Kochikens wrote: »

i just wanna hug everyone consentually
then take you all to a gay bar
then take you all home and play board games

ooh scrabble?

Melding

i've never had the urge to go to a gay bar.

Tube

Geth, close the thread

Geth

Affirmative Tube. Closing thread...