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Screw the cafeteria, I'm QUILTBAGgin' it today

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    People in online games are just the worst. I constantly make the mistake of assuming that people in games are going to be as cool as some of the people on these forums. Man, am I ever wrong.

    You should have seen the reaction when the guys I used to play league with found out I was trans. Ugh.

    yeah, you can't really say enough for how better online games are with people you trust

    every time I find an online game I like I basically spend months trumpeting it here on the boards for just this reason

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Walt wrote: »
    Holy shit the local board game community here is creeeeeepy.

    I thought like, "okay, arcades are mostly cool dudes, let's see if the board game community is alright."

    I stepped in the store and the conversations at the table continued. Wife came in, everyone starts creepy staring and discussion starts getting quieter. I turned around and left, never to return.

    I found boardgame meetup here that is full of eccentric weirdos but is a really friendly group and even the Aspergersy teenager who goes by the name "Raven" manages to not be creepy.

    At least half the group is female which helps but I'm also the third-youngest member at age 27 which surely impacts things. Most of the core group is old-enough to have college-aged children.

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Referring to somebody as aspergersy is not really nice.

    Also yeah board gamers are awful. I just want to play some Eclipse! And I want to try Twilight Imperium! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have a friend who hits also sorts of stereotypes that would make a right winger explode. She's a lesbian, Buddhist, vegetarian, yoga-practicing, massage therapist.

    And she's one of the most delightful people I know.

    BLM - ACAB
    AntimattersimulacrumMortal SkyGatsbyAnialospookaUsagi
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I have a friend who hits also sorts of stereotypes that would make a right winger explode. She's a lesbian, Buddhist, vegetarian, yoga-practicing, massage therapist.

    And she's one of the most delightful people I know.

    You just lit the Dubh signal

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
    Antimatter
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am a lesbian trans person pseudo-pescetarian who wants to get a PhD and go into science.

    Let's just say that the Republican party and I have issues.

    DoobhAntimatterDirtyDirtyVagrantsimulacrumGatsbyAnialos
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Yay for lesbians

    because they're the best

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
    ShivahnAntimatterWhippy
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think she may be polyamorous, too.

    BLM - ACAB
    Antimatter
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    It blew my mind when mom figured out I was a lesbian, all on her own

    there is hope for her

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
    AntimatterTrippyJingGatsbyAnialos
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I am a pansexual, feminist trans woman who believes in evolution, global warming, and abortion rights among other things, and although I plan to go into engineering, I still really love science, so I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be invited to the RNC any time soon.

    Also I have a lady crush on Rachel Maddow.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    It blew my mind when mom figured out I was a lesbian, all on her own

    there is hope for her

    was it like that scene at the end of Usual Suspects where he's putting together all the clues around the room

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    page 95 is my favorite page on the citadel

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I am


    an enigma

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    Gatsby
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I saw that. The next one needs to be a Mario 64 hack with playable peach.

    I really like peach. I wish she wasn't such a waif. Stupid Miyamoto.

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    They should do with Peach what they've done with Lara Croft.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Dubh wrote: »
    Yay for lesbians

    because they're the best

    I disagree for entirely selfish reasons

    Lotta cool lesbians out there though

    Kwoaru on
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    TheySlashThem
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    peach all savagely executing a goomba as it begs for mercy

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    considering the one starring role peach has gotten it's probably for the best that she doesn't get any more

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    They should do with Peach what they've done with Lara Croft.

    NO

    They should just make Peach realistic.

    Magic Pink on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    They should do with Peach what they've done with Lara Croft.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Princess peach in her own grimdark adventure. Her dodge-execution could be her grabbing somebody's jaw and stuffing her parasol violently down their throat.

    Ruby Rhod
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Just imagine her doing that shit to Iggy Koopa.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Princess peach in her own grimdark adventure. Her dodge-execution could be her grabbing somebody's jaw and stuffing her parasol violently down their throat.

    And then opening it

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Princess peach in her own grimdark adventure. Her dodge-execution could be her grabbing somebody's jaw and stuffing her parasol violently down their throat.

    shove it down someone's throat and then opening it, causing them to suffocate

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Princess peach in her own grimdark adventure. Her dodge-execution could be her grabbing somebody's jaw and stuffing her parasol violently down their throat.
    Just imagine her doing that shit to Iggy Koopa.

    okay I'm on board

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    clearly I am not as quick at brutality as kwoaru

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Yay for lesbians

    because they're the best

    I disagree for entirely selfish reasons

    Lotta cool lesbians out there though

    See I used to be like this, but then...

    >.>

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    clearly I am not as quick at brutality as kwoaru

    Your scenario was too elaborate, in my vision the opening umbrella just explodes outward through the victims neck, separating head from body

    Kwoaru on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I have a friend who hits also sorts of stereotypes that would make a right winger explode. She's a lesbian, Buddhist, vegetarian, yoga-practicing, massage therapist.

    And she's one of the most delightful people I know.

    You just lit the Dubh signal

    She gives fantastic massages.

    BLM - ACAB
    DoobhAntimatterSassoriGatsbyAnialos
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    clearly I am not as quick at brutality as kwoaru

    Your scenario was too elaborate, in my vision the opening umbrella just explodes outward through the victims neck, separating head from body

    Clearly we need a Super Smash Brothers game that's actually designed by the Mortal Kombat people.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    no we don't

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  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    The Geek wrote: »
    I have a friend who hits also sorts of stereotypes that would make a right winger explode. She's a lesbian, Buddhist, vegetarian, yoga-practicing, massage therapist.

    And she's one of the most delightful people I know.

    I find most people of such persuasions most delightful
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    clearly I am not as quick at brutality as kwoaru

    Your scenario was too elaborate, in my vision the opening umbrella just explodes outward through the victims neck, separating head from body

    Clearly we need a Super Smash Brothers game that's actually designed by the STREET FIGHTER 3 people.

    Walt on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    FINISH HIM

    ...

    pika pika pika pika pika pika pika

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I have a friend who hits also sorts of stereotypes that would make a right winger explode. She's a lesbian, Buddhist, vegetarian, yoga-practicing, massage therapist.

    And she's one of the most delightful people I know.

    You just lit the Dubh signal

    She gives fantastic massages.

    I came as fast as I could!


    (That's what I'm hoping to say. Later.)

    AntimatterDirtyDirtyVagrantDoobhWhippyTox
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    how many super moves would involve punching pregnant women into space

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Walt wrote: »
    Holy shit the local board game community here is creeeeeepy.

    I thought like, "okay, arcades are mostly cool dudes, let's see if the board game community is alright."

    I stepped in the store and the conversations at the table continued. Wife came in, everyone starts creepy staring and discussion starts getting quieter. I turned around and left, never to return.

    We don't have an arcade around here so I feel like I have to pull cool people into both of these (fight games and board games)

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larry, I had a dream last night that involved trying to find you as you traveled to different horse racing tracks around the area. I don't remember the details, but me and some other people had to chase you down to take you back somewhere to fix something.

    BLM - ACAB
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    I just want peach's dress. It's so wonderful.

    Metalbourne
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Walt wrote: »
    Holy shit the local board game community here is creeeeeepy.

    I thought like, "okay, arcades are mostly cool dudes, let's see if the board game community is alright."

    I stepped in the store and the conversations at the table continued. Wife came in, everyone starts creepy staring and discussion starts getting quieter. I turned around and left, never to return.

    i once heard one of our mutants say "i hate lesbians, because they don't want none of this" as he gestured at his greasy smelly self

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