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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    What on earth would you need applesauce for?

    Are you poisoning someone?

    Poison them with deliciousness.

    And use up apples I'm never going eat.

    But applesauce is . . . . bleagh. So gross.

    Do you have flour and sugar as well? Because if so, you've got everything you need for a crumble or brown betty.


    Which are not poisonous.

    It's the kind of poison that only affects pretentious people though so

    no downside.

  • AtomikaAtomika Brought to you by Technicolor™ Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Beef carpaccio is a thing I would do if I were fabulously wealthy.

    But fillet of beef is expensive as balls.

    Yeah, but you only need like a quarter pound or half pound for a carpaccio. Even at fancy shmancy prices, that shouldn't run you more than $10-15.

    That's way more than I can justify for something that won't even make an entire meal at the moment.

    If you live in the states and have a Randalls or Tom Thumb or Sam's Club nearby, you should be able to get decent grades of filet meat for no more than $15/lb. Right now, Sam's has had it on for around $11-12.

    You'll need a half-pound, at most.

  • descdesc said baby boy you’re only funky as your last cut Registered User regular
    @desc I am going to be in cali next weekend

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    @skippydumptruck

    o rly

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Nick Cage in this ghost rider film is riding a Yamaha V-Max.

    That is an unusually camp choice of bike. I presume it doesn't have that connotation in the US?

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    What on earth would you need applesauce for?

    Are you poisoning someone?

    Poison them with deliciousness.

    And use up apples I'm never going eat.

    But applesauce is . . . . bleagh. So gross.

    Do you have flour and sugar as well? Because if so, you've got everything you need for a crumble or brown betty.


    Which are not poisonous.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3xnZ6g14WwY

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Beef carpaccio is a thing I would do if I were fabulously wealthy.

    But fillet of beef is expensive as balls.

    Yeah, but you only need like a quarter pound or half pound for a carpaccio. Even at fancy shmancy prices, that shouldn't run you more than $10-15.

    That's way more than I can justify for something that won't even make an entire meal at the moment.

    If you live in the states and have a Randalls or Tom Thumb or Sam's Club nearby, you should be able to get decent grades of filet meat for no more than $15/lb. Right now, Sam's has had it on for around $11-12.

    You'll need a half-pound, at most.

    I don't, and fillet here typically runs at over £30 a kilo, making it about US$23 per pound at minimum.

    Go to a decent butcher as opposed to a supermarket and you'll see £40+ per kilo.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    Gonna be AFK while I clean up and do other miscellaneous but I'll leave music playing
    http://plug.dj/chat-star-101/

    Bless your heart.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    did errands

    now gonna lay in bed all day on computer

    Chanus
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    did errands

    now gonna lay in bed all day on computer

    Sarks

    What is best in life

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    did errands

    now gonna lay in bed all day on computer

    Sarks

    What is best in life

    watching anime and eating leftover chicken and rice after doing a few responsible things so you can excuse your laziness

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    So apparently something like 59% of tuna in the US is actually escolar, which has the side effect of sometimes causing explosive diarrhea.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Who is a lawyer here? For real. Ideally in Canada, but USA can work as well since our laws do have a lot of similarities.

    Preeeety sure even if someone here were a Lawyer, they couldn't advise you. Just like how a doctor can't diagnose someone over the internets.

    Yeah I know they can't give me legal advice, but they can at least fill in the holes in my knowledge of the law.

    Maybe a better way would be to state what you're wondering and people can point you in the right direction

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    So apparently something like 59% of tuna in the US is actually escolar, which has the side effect of sometimes causing explosive diarrhea.

    If you're going to have diarrhea though

    might as well have the weaponized kind

    ChanusAbdhyiussurrealitycheckCinders
  • AtomikaAtomika Brought to you by Technicolor™ Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Beef carpaccio is a thing I would do if I were fabulously wealthy.

    But fillet of beef is expensive as balls.

    Yeah, but you only need like a quarter pound or half pound for a carpaccio. Even at fancy shmancy prices, that shouldn't run you more than $10-15.

    That's way more than I can justify for something that won't even make an entire meal at the moment.

    If you live in the states and have a Randalls or Tom Thumb or Sam's Club nearby, you should be able to get decent grades of filet meat for no more than $15/lb. Right now, Sam's has had it on for around $11-12.

    You'll need a half-pound, at most.

    I don't, and fillet here typically runs at over £30 a kilo, making it about US$23 per pound at minimum.

    Go to a decent butcher as opposed to a supermarket and you'll see £40+ per kilo.

    'Merrika FTW

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    So apparently something like 59% of tuna in the US is actually escolar, which has the side effect of sometimes causing explosive diarrhea.
    Wiki wrote:
    Health effects

    Escolar's wax ester content can cause keriorrhea (Greek: flow of wax), gempylotoxism or gempylid fish poisoning.[4] Keriorrhea is similar to diarrhea, only the body will expel yellowish-orange drops of oil instead of liquid bowel movements.

    D:

    I never thought I'd be relieved a fake food scandal was just about horse being sold as beef.

    Chanusdesc
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    heh

    i found out something crazy today, since Putin resumed patrols of strategic bombers in 2007 (i didn't know he'd done that), the US has scrambled fighters to intercept them in US airspace on several occasions, including this month

    that's some crazy cold war type shit there

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Who is a lawyer here? For real. Ideally in Canada, but USA can work as well since our laws do have a lot of similarities.

    Preeeety sure even if someone here were a Lawyer, they couldn't advise you. Just like how a doctor can't diagnose someone over the internets.

    Yeah I know they can't give me legal advice, but they can at least fill in the holes in my knowledge of the law.

    Maybe a better way would be to state what you're wondering and people can point you in the right direction

    Kinda complicated and personal to post in [chat], unfortunately.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I wish Alec Baldwin still looked like he did in Red October.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc I am going to be in cali next weekend

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    skippydumptruck

    o rly

    I could potentially take a train to see you or summat

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    So apparently something like 59% of tuna in the US is actually escolar, which has the side effect of sometimes causing explosive diarrhea.

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/438268/20130222/tuna-mislabelling-horsemeat-scandal-escolar-snake-mackerel.htm

    Jesus.

    Suddenly I no longer care that there is no sushi down here.

    Chanus
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I wish Alec Baldwin still looked like he did in Red October.

    I wish I looked 23 years younger, too.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Sarksus
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    heh

    i found out something crazy today, since Putin resumed patrols of strategic bombers in 2007 (i didn't know he'd done that), the US has scrambled fighters to intercept them in US airspace on several occasions, including this month

    that's some crazy cold war type shit there

    It's happened a few times from RAF Leuchars as well in the last couple of years.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    mystikal is still a thing??

    poo
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Nick Cage in this ghost rider film is riding a Yamaha V-Max.

    That is an unusually camp choice of bike. I presume it doesn't have that connotation in the US?

    Makes more sense to assume that Yamaha paid enough money so any such connotation could be ignored.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Holy shit, it's Saturday and I'm still in this week's leaders list for points?!

    I'M AMAAAZING.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I'd like to look 10 years younger but, not 20+

    That would put me back into that awkward phase

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I came here with my dick in my hand
    don't make me leave here with my foot in yo ass
    be cool

    Shazkar Shadowstorm
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I live! I had a great week. Maybe I'll go hang out with skippy!

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Or I could just play Crusader Kings and tell him I have a "migraine" hehehehehe.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    Chanus
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    >:[

    Regina Fong
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    heh

    i found out something crazy today, since Putin resumed patrols of strategic bombers in 2007 (i didn't know he'd done that), the US has scrambled fighters to intercept them in US airspace on several occasions, including this month

    that's some crazy cold war type shit there

    It's happened a few times from RAF Leuchars as well in the last couple of years.

    Same for us. It would be rude not to scramble.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    heh

    i found out something crazy today, since Putin resumed patrols of strategic bombers in 2007 (i didn't know he'd done that), the US has scrambled fighters to intercept them in US airspace on several occasions, including this month

    that's some crazy cold war type shit there

    It's happened a few times from RAF Leuchars as well in the last couple of years.

    i wonder what they're up to

    sending nuclear bombers to circle around Guam on the 4th of July seems to be sending a message

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    heh

    i found out something crazy today, since Putin resumed patrols of strategic bombers in 2007 (i didn't know he'd done that), the US has scrambled fighters to intercept them in US airspace on several occasions, including this month

    that's some crazy cold war type shit there

    It's happened a few times from RAF Leuchars as well in the last couple of years.

    Same for us. It would be rude not to scramble.

    More rude than interrupting the marshmallow-roasting campfire sing-along that your elite pilots were probably engaged in at the time?

    Chanus
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    If I looked 23 years young I'd be a fetus.

    Or, accounting for that .25 days, probably I'd be crowning any minute now.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Alec Baldwin has at least aged gracefully. No michael jackson in his looks arc

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    heh

    i found out something crazy today, since Putin resumed patrols of strategic bombers in 2007 (i didn't know he'd done that), the US has scrambled fighters to intercept them in US airspace on several occasions, including this month

    that's some crazy cold war type shit there

    It's happened a few times from RAF Leuchars as well in the last couple of years.

    i wonder what they're up to

    sending nuclear bombers to circle around Guam on the 4th of July seems to be sending a message

    Man.

    People gonna make me want to nuke a bitch.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Alec Baldwin has at least aged gracefully. No michael jackson in his looks arc

    Too chubby

    I miss his sharp angles

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    pizza hangover

    I too got chocolate wasted last night

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
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