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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Biodiversity is one of those things I know has a lot of benefits but can never explain the benefits without look them up.

    It helps ensure spiders check their privilege.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Biodiversity is one of those things I know has a lot of benefits but can never explain the benefits without look them up.

    The whole "having birds is good because they eat spiders" thing is pretty simple and I feel sorry for people who can't grasp the value in not living in spider-ridden hellscapes.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    if there's one thing we've known for a very very long time is that introducing species to isolated islands is never a good idea

    guamians are now reaping the spider-and-snake harvest they've sown.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    my mouf feels too full of teeth

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Boss: The exhaust fan for the donut fryer sounds like it just exploded.
    Me: *checks fan* The exhaust fan for the donut fryer did explode. *checks Grainger* The soonest we can get one that doesn't cost $1400 is Tuesday.
    Boss: We have to have one now, frying donuts for 3 days without an exhaust fan will be hell.

    Me:

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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    my mouf feels too full of teeth

    Nothing a pair of pliers can't solve.

    Or not dropping acid.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Couscous wrote: »
    Biodiversity is one of those things I know has a lot of benefits but can never explain the benefits without look them up.

    The whole "having birds is good because they eat spiders" thing is pretty simple and I feel sorry for people who can't grasp the value in not living in spider-ridden hellscapes.

    well yeah but if guam had been a place of much spiders before, killing off the bird-eating species there to get more birds and less spiders would also be a bad idea.

    Abdhyius on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    that is fucking terrifying

    next it'll be scientists have noted spiders growing larger in response to the brown tree snakes

    and then

    spiders have acquired a taste for brown tree snake flesh

    and then

    tree snakes eradicated, island children mysteriously disappear

    Regina FongQuid
  • descdesc said baby boy you’re only funky as your last cut Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    skippydumptruck where are you staying anyway

    @desc san diego for work

    I fly in on Thurs night, and then stay over the weekend through the next week

    there's a train or something that takes me up to you right?

    yeah although i've never looked into it in detail

    alternately I can drive down to SD as well

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    hey guys I haz internets again

    Quid
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    hey guys I haz internets again

    Thanks for the warning.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    that is fucking terrifying

    next it'll be scientists have noted spiders growing larger in response to the brown tree snakes

    and then

    spiders have acquired a taste for brown tree snake flesh

    and then

    tree snakes eradicated, island children mysteriously disappear

    alright that's it

    this 4th of july, obama should invite the russians to not just go around guam, but fly straight over it, preferrably dropping bombs as they go

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Biodiversity is one of those things I know has a lot of benefits but can never explain the benefits without look them up.

    Diversity in general is like that. Like you are much more likely to solve problems with a diverse team just because they can approach any problem from a variety of angles, and it's obvious that specialization and being identical breeds extinction, but it's hard to concretely form that thought or explain.

    skippydumptruckQuid
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Not that I wrote anything like that in an essay to grad school or anything.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Biodiversity is one of those things I know has a lot of benefits but can never explain the benefits without look them up.

    The whole "having birds is good because they eat spiders" thing is pretty simple and I feel sorry for people who can't grasp the value in not living in spider-ridden hellscapes.

    well yeah but if guam had been a place of much spiders before, killing off the bird-eating species there to get more birds and less spiders would also be a bad idea.

    Birds usually do ok population wise even without predation.

    Basically none of those tiny island ecosystems naturally included predators that ate the birds.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    my mouf feels too full of teeth

    Nothing a pair of pliers can't solve.

    Or not dropping acid.

    my jaws are too small really

    dentist removed two from the top, a long time ago, but not two from the bottom, and now the bottom feels jammed

    ronya on
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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Better use, like, ten just to be safe.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Lots of bunker busting bombs.

    And napalm.

    Just rip up the island and set it on fire.

    Chanus
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    my mouf feels too full of teeth

    Nothing a pair of pliers can't solve.

    Or not dropping acid.

    my jaws are too small really

    dentist removed two from the top, a long time ago, but not two from the bottom, and now the bottom feels jammed

    I've got the small jaw thing, too. I feel your discomfort.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    my mouf feels too full of teeth

    Nothing a pair of pliers can't solve.

    Or not dropping acid.

    my jaws are too small really

    dentist removed two from the top, a long time ago, but not two from the bottom, and now the bottom feels jammed

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    ronya
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

    At best we can only hope for detente, until the spiders inevitably gain nuclear capability.

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    skippydumptruckChanus
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

    guam is small.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

    At best we can only hope for detente, until the spiders inevitably gain nuclear capability.

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    matt has a problem
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I just said that for points. I like spiders. Spiders deserve their own country.

    Donkey Kong
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Bury it in the sea.

    We'll build a new Guam, with black jack and hookers.

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    Atomika
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    JESUS CHRIST THAT SPIDER IS IRRADIATED

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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    skippydumptruck
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

    At best we can only hope for detente, until the spiders inevitably gain nuclear capability.

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    The one in sandals will be the first to die.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    skippydumptruck where are you staying anyway

    desc san diego for work

    I fly in on Thurs night, and then stay over the weekend through the next week

    there's a train or something that takes me up to you right?

    yeah although i've never looked into it in detail

    alternately I can drive down to SD as well

    hmm but you always drive down

    we could go up to la, don't a few chatters still live there

    vh did I can't remember if he still does

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Russia's doing some good old chestbeating. Everybody likes to do a bit of banging on their chest every once in a while, but Putin seems to like doing it a bit too much.

    Because of said chestbeating affinity, my international security professor recommended to us students that Finland ought to seek NATO membership, or barring such, a separate defensive pact with the USA.

    So, uh, guys.

    I've got Berserk, Trigun and Gungrave on DVD, I'd be delighted to share if you'd lend us a nuke or two.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

    At best we can only hope for detente, until the spiders inevitably gain nuclear capability.

    2878585227_0360c2bf8c_z.jpg

    The one in sandals will be the first to die.

    As it should be in all cases.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I just said that for points. I like spiders. Spiders deserve their own country.

    No Spider-Man is an island.

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    Tav
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    JESUS CHRIST THAT SPIDER IS IRRADIATED

    MELT

    DOWN

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    how many nuclear weapons do you think it'd take to sterilize guam

    Haha, so there aren't even spiders left? I don't know if you could do it.

    guam is small.

    I know, but life is tenacious. I'd fully expect some kind of pregnant subterranean spider to live.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    one of these MIRVs should do the trick.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I'm sure all spiders dying would have some negative effect on ecology but.

    Think how much we would learn by studying the aftereffects of a spider-free Earth. It will totally be worth the downside.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Russia's doing some good old chestbeating. Everybody likes to do a bit of banging on their chest every once in a while, but Putin seems to like doing it a bit too much.

    Because of said chestbeating affinity, my international security professor recommended to us students that Finland ought to seek NATO membership, or barring such, a separate defensive pact with the USA.

    So, uh, guys.

    I've got Berserk, Trigun and Gungrave on DVD, I'd be delighted to share if you'd lend us a nuke or two.

    Russia's chest beating is on the level with North Korea's chest beating though. Their military is so hilariously under-funded and outdated at this point.

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  • descdesc said baby boy you’re only funky as your last cut Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    skippydumptruck where are you staying anyway

    desc san diego for work

    I fly in on Thurs night, and then stay over the weekend through the next week

    there's a train or something that takes me up to you right?

    yeah although i've never looked into it in detail

    alternately I can drive down to SD as well

    hmm but you always drive down

    we could go up to la, don't a few chatters still live there

    vh did I can't remember if he still does

    I dunno if anyone is here right now. I thought VH moved away long ago, before my time. Inqui is in Japan.

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