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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'm sure all spiders dying would have some negative effect on ecology but.

    Think how much we would learn by studying the aftereffects of a spider-free Earth. It will totally be worth the downside.

    In a decade, as the last humans choke to death from the thick swarms of flies filling their every orifice, feasting, they will remember this post and wordlessly curse your name.

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    skippydumptruck
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Russia's doing some good old chestbeating. Everybody likes to do a bit of banging on their chest every once in a while, but Putin seems to like doing it a bit too much.

    Because of said chestbeating affinity, my international security professor recommended to us students that Finland ought to seek NATO membership, or barring such, a separate defensive pact with the USA.

    So, uh, guys.

    I've got Berserk, Trigun and Gungrave on DVD, I'd be delighted to share if you'd lend us a nuke or two.

    Russia's chest beating is on the level with North Korea's chest beating though. Their military is so hilariously under-funded and outdated at this point.

    That's not what Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 told me.

    Geth
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Oh, I wouldn't say that, The Glorious People's Republic makes great Space Fireworks...

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    russian military flights in 2007

    fantastic

    and thanks to money grubbing contractors and a couple of incredibly lousy governments our military is at the weakest it's been in...

    i can't think of a time in recent history when we've been this weak relatively speaking

    The tabloids were keen to make a fuss at the time about the fact that Leuchars (the base from which we are presently scrambling interceptors) is scheduled to be closed. There won't be any fewer aircraft though, because the squadrons operating from Leuchars will move to Lossiemouth, which is further north, and in principle, a better place to base interceptors. The only reason we launch interceptors from Leuchars at the moment is that it has Typhoons and Lossiemouth has due-for-retirement Tornadoes.

    i'm not worried per se

    at the end of the day, the difference in conventional strength is rendered meaningless by the fact the UK and Russia both have nukes

    but the state of our conventional forces is still shambolic, the army is poorly equipped and cut in size, we're going to start relying more and more on the TA to make up the bulk of our forces and give them a shiny new name so people don't notice we're resorting to using part time reservists to save cash

    the RAF is having problems because all these shiny new American aircraft we've bought are nonsensically expensive and, with all the best will in the world, don't fucking work

    the navy is the worst of all though, for the first time since carriers were invented the nation that invented them won't have any and the rest of our surface fleet is tiny too

    something has gone very wrong

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    When I was in high school there were rumors the the principal was totally deep in student pussy. Well, it turned up in the news that he had sex with a student at another school he was principaling.

    What else was true?! I need to go back through my high school rumors book and check. I should've trusted those never shutting the fuck up kids.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    skippydumptruck where are you staying anyway

    desc san diego for work

    I fly in on Thurs night, and then stay over the weekend through the next week

    there's a train or something that takes me up to you right?

    yeah although i've never looked into it in detail

    alternately I can drive down to SD as well

    hmm but you always drive down

    we could go up to la, don't a few chatters still live there

    vh did I can't remember if he still does

    I dunno if anyone is here right now. I thought VH moved away long ago, before my time. Inqui is in Japan.

    WELL I SEE

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm sure all spiders dying would have some negative effect on ecology but.

    Think how much we would learn by studying the aftereffects of a spider-free Earth. It will totally be worth the downside.

    In a decade, as the last humans choke to death from the thick swarms of flies filling their every orifice, feasting, they will remember this post and wordlessly curse your name.

    If they couldn't carry out their garbage and scoop up after their dogs they deserved it.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Lmsz4hkI4BlTEhxhr33H0AiS7NKkoU3bgbbEGWQu2myg.jpg

    russian military flights in 2007

    fantastic

    and thanks to money grubbing contractors and a couple of incredibly lousy governments our military is at the weakest it's been in...

    i can't think of a time in recent history when we've been this weak relatively speaking

    The tabloids were keen to make a fuss at the time about the fact that Leuchars (the base from which we are presently scrambling interceptors) is scheduled to be closed. There won't be any fewer aircraft though, because the squadrons operating from Leuchars will move to Lossiemouth, which is further north, and in principle, a better place to base interceptors. The only reason we launch interceptors from Leuchars at the moment is that it has Typhoons and Lossiemouth has due-for-retirement Tornadoes.

    i'm not worried per se

    at the end of the day, the difference in conventional strength is rendered meaningless by the fact the UK and Russia both have nukes

    but the state of our conventional forces is still shambolic, the army is poorly equipped and cut in size, we're going to start relying more and more on the TA to make up the bulk of our forces and give them a shiny new name so people don't notice we're resorting to using part time reservists to save cash

    the RAF is having problems because all these shiny new American aircraft we've bought are nonsensically expensive and, with all the best will in the world, don't fucking work

    the navy is the worst of all though, for the first time since carriers were invented the nation that invented them won't have any and the rest of our surface fleet is tiny too

    something has gone very wrong

    russia is in far worse shambles. So no worries.

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Casual wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Lmsz4hkI4BlTEhxhr33H0AiS7NKkoU3bgbbEGWQu2myg.jpg

    russian military flights in 2007

    fantastic

    and thanks to money grubbing contractors and a couple of incredibly lousy governments our military is at the weakest it's been in...

    i can't think of a time in recent history when we've been this weak relatively speaking

    The tabloids were keen to make a fuss at the time about the fact that Leuchars (the base from which we are presently scrambling interceptors) is scheduled to be closed. There won't be any fewer aircraft though, because the squadrons operating from Leuchars will move to Lossiemouth, which is further north, and in principle, a better place to base interceptors. The only reason we launch interceptors from Leuchars at the moment is that it has Typhoons and Lossiemouth has due-for-retirement Tornadoes.

    i'm not worried per se

    at the end of the day, the difference in conventional strength is rendered meaningless by the fact the UK and Russia both have nukes

    but the state of our conventional forces is still shambolic, the army is poorly equipped and cut in size, we're going to start relying more and more on the TA to make up the bulk of our forces and give them a shiny new name so people don't notice we're resorting to using part time reservists to save cash

    the RAF is having problems because all these shiny new American aircraft we've bought are nonsensically expensive and, with all the best will in the world, don't fucking work

    the navy is the worst of all though, for the first time since carriers were invented the nation that invented them won't have any and the rest of our surface fleet is tiny too

    something has gone very wrong

    I'm not sure you want too big of a navy.

    They're great for driving around and pushing smaller nations around.

    Not so great the second a nation with anything modern decides they don't want them there anymore.

    Or a smart nation without anything modern.

    Shivahn on
  • descdesc said baby boy you’re only funky as your last cut Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    skippydumptruck where are you staying anyway

    desc san diego for work

    I fly in on Thurs night, and then stay over the weekend through the next week

    there's a train or something that takes me up to you right?

    yeah although i've never looked into it in detail

    alternately I can drive down to SD as well

    hmm but you always drive down

    we could go up to la, don't a few chatters still live there

    vh did I can't remember if he still does

    I dunno if anyone is here right now. I thought VH moved away long ago, before my time. Inqui is in Japan.

    WELL I SEE

    yep, they all successfully avoided you

    if you come up here we will go eat Guisado's tacos and whatever other lulz

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Augh, i got a B grade on the first chapter of MGR:R.

    i am so bad at this game, augh!

    Prologue: B, First chapter: B

    Why do i suck at game so much?

    21stCentury on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    I have no idea who that is AMFE

    It's Jeremy Renner's ass.

    Also, Jeremy Renner.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I have no idea who that is AMFE

    It's Jeremy Renner, who plays Hawkeye in the Marvel films.

    Doing his best to contribute to the Hawkeye Initiative.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I have no idea who that is AMFE

    Looks like Jeremy Renner posing like a female superhero.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I have no idea who that is AMFE

    Man I'm straight and I knew that was Jeremy Renner.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

    the american main strategic bomber is also from 1952.

    ftOqU21.png
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I have no idea who that is AMFE

    It's Jeremy Renner's ass.

    Also, Jeremy Renner.

    Oh, Hawkeye/Crazy EOD guy

    He does have a decent ass.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    $45 roundtrip amtrak san to lax

    I thought there was a train station in carlsbad, though

    and you aren't actually in la, right? in OC somewhere?

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

    the american main strategic bomber is also from 1952.

    America's 1952 is more like a 1968. Much higher quality!

  • descdesc said baby boy you’re only funky as your last cut Registered User regular
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I wonder whether not having a conventional navy makes it easier to hold the line on territorial claims like the falklands

    if your only option is to glass buenos aires...

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Wow, ok. Warning: graphic.

    I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...

    i converted you! when did it happen? tell me the details.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    I saw Jeremy Renner in an episode of Angel and i was like, hey, it's young Jeremy Renner.

    True story.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
    surrealitycheck
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    $45 roundtrip amtrak san to lax

    I thought there was a train station in carlsbad, though

    and you aren't actually in la, right? in OC somewhere?

    Wait there isn't?

    There's Solana or Solano beach which is close. I think.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    my friend posted this saying

    "When I die, I expect to wake up to something exactly like this."

    yeah

    poo
    Robos A Go GoSenjutsuRear Admiral Choco
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

    They're still equipped with nuclear cruise missiles

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Geth
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    $45 roundtrip amtrak san to lax

    I thought there was a train station in carlsbad, though

    and you aren't actually in la, right? in OC somewhere?

    Wait there isn't?

    There's Solana or Solano beach which is close. I think.

    there is I guess it's just not an amtrak

    google tells me you can coaster to oceanside and pick up a train from there maybe

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also that prop plane is actually pretty damn fast. It's a bit slower than the B-52, but not by much.

    also it is possibly the noisiest military aircraft ever, the propellers spin faster than the speed of sound.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

    the american main strategic bomber is also from 1952.

    They've continuously upgraded the B-52 though, and switched it to jet power. The only 50's left about it is the frame. We have more B-1B's than B-52s at this point, too.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
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    god damn it california

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    It is said by wise thinkers of old, that the weak mans violence is an absolute bitch to fight.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    bombers have kinda... peaked, tech-wise.

    all you need them to do is be relatively cheap to fly, and be able to carry a lot and carry it far.

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  • descdesc said baby boy you’re only funky as your last cut Registered User regular
    Augh, i got a B grade on the first chapter of MGR:R.

    i am so bad at this game, augh!

    Prologue: B, First chapter: B

    Why do i suck at game so much?

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    ronyasurrealitycheckRear Admiral Choco
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm sure all spiders dying would have some negative effect on ecology but.

    Think how much we would learn by studying the aftereffects of a spider-free Earth. It will totally be worth the downside.

    In a decade, as the last humans choke to death from the thick swarms of flies filling their every orifice, feasting, they will remember this post and wordlessly curse your name.

    After the eradication of all spiders the niche of bug consumption is filled in by modified humming birds making the world objectively better.

    Regina Fong
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

    They're still equipped with nuclear cruise missiles

    Nuclear cruise missiles don't do much when the planes get intercepted pretty much as soon as they're out of Russian airspace.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I mean seriously their main bomber is from 1952 and prop powered.

    2sI3mp4.jpg
    aYRkv4d.jpg

    Their only hope is that a war would be like that scene in the Simpsons, when Sideshow Bob steals the Wright Flyer and it's so slow the F-16's can't engage it.

    the american main strategic bomber is also from 1952.

    They've continuously upgraded the B-52 though, and switched it to jet power. The only 50's left about it is the frame. We have more B-1B's than B-52s at this point, too.

    strategic bombers are an anachronism anyway

    they rate behind land based ICBM silos in terms of effectivness and those are waaaaaay behind sub launched ICBMs

    sub launched ICBMs were a complete game changer, anything else is useless

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    bombers have kinda... peaked, tech-wise.

    all you need them to do is be relatively cheap to fly, and be able to carry a lot and carry it far.

    Orbital bombers would be the peak of bomber tech. Launch from Andrews, strike anywhere in the world. 30 minutes or it's free.

    Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut

    Idk what you gain there that we don't already have with ICBMs.

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