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  • CalixtusCalixtus Registered User regular
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.

    Or magic, if you prefer.
    This would also explain how some of my lunches end up out of order in my account statements, someones not doing their uploads on a daily basis even.

    Learn something new e'rry day.

    -This message was deviously brought to you by:
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The point of sale terminal doesn't put the transaction through until after you've signed.

    The same way that petrol pumps have you put your card in and do the authorisation, and then pump the fuel after you've taken it out again.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.

    Or magic, if you prefer.

    yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like

    you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I have the best deal, so I'll never get rid of HBO. $49 (including taxes) for Comcast's highest speed internet option + basic cable with HBO. I don't get HD service, but it doesn't matter, because I just watch everything on HBO GO.

    And I also use Hulu+/Netflix, and I'd rather pay for that than HD-DVR service.

    @Elki

    Who did you kill for this deal? I pay $73 a month just for internet, and not even the fastest tier.

    When I was shopping around, and saw it, I freaked out. I'm still convinced they'll hunt me down one day and put me in cable prison. It was hidden under "more bundles," and once you navigated to that page I think it was the very last one listed. The cable box they sent me for the installation is still sitting unplugged. I also don't get to have On-Demand, and I don't care one bit.

    Also, I'm actually paying $7 more than I should. My bill should be $42, but they're charging me for a modem lease even though I'm using my own modem. But I don't want to call them, because I'm afraid of changing anything about my bundle.

    Don't change shit, they will undo that situation so faaaaaassssst!

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.

    Or magic, if you prefer.

    yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like

    you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump

    wait




    wait












    england has cars?

    AManFromEarth
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I know what Cass is playing right now. :P

    Jacobkosh
  • AtomikaAtomika not a robot. does not eat bugs!Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dammit I wanna learn how to make my own white balsamic apple vinaigrette so I can stop buying salads from Panera. But there are like 10 different ingredients and being a college student surviving largely on soup, I don't have any basic cooking 'greets. So I'd have to buy a whole lotta stuff to make that dressing. Boooooo.

    But it would last you a long time!

    But I'm only gonna live here for three more months and all my stuff barely fits in my car as it is!

    Invest in spices and make kickass stuff.

    I lived near a dollar store with some good spices once.

    That was fucking awesome.

    That would be good if I actually cooked at this point in my life. I don't cook now because I don't want to eat. Anything I spend time on cooking is going to be more calories than like, a protein shake with a banana in it.

    No! Everyone needs to cook!

    I am not just saying this so that if I ever visit any of you you'll be able to feed me delicious foods.

    I can make risotto. And I can grill a steak.

    Everything else is better handled by the wife.



    Not because she's a woman or anything, just so you know. She's a trained cook. She's better at it.

    I like cooking, but hate prep, so I don't much.

    Risotto is not for the impatient.

    "Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    great minds think alike Japan
    so do equally mediocre ones! *snort guffaw*

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also the funny part isn't that he was mystified at how the tip is accomplished

    the funny part is that he had apparently never in 40 years seen anyone pay for a meal with a credit card

    Things like this really make me feel like a shitass for being mad at ignorance.

    Like... some people just don't know things. It's not their fault.

    Why am I so horrible?

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dammit I wanna learn how to make my own white balsamic apple vinaigrette so I can stop buying salads from Panera. But there are like 10 different ingredients and being a college student surviving largely on soup, I don't have any basic cooking 'greets. So I'd have to buy a whole lotta stuff to make that dressing. Boooooo.

    But it would last you a long time!

    But I'm only gonna live here for three more months and all my stuff barely fits in my car as it is!

    Invest in spices and make kickass stuff.

    I lived near a dollar store with some good spices once.

    That was fucking awesome.

    That would be good if I actually cooked at this point in my life. I don't cook now because I don't want to eat. Anything I spend time on cooking is going to be more calories than like, a protein shake with a banana in it.

    No! Everyone needs to cook!

    I am not just saying this so that if I ever visit any of you you'll be able to feed me delicious foods.

    I can make risotto. And I can grill a steak.

    Everything else is better handled by the wife.



    Not because she's a woman or anything, just so you know. She's a trained cook. She's better at it.

    I like cooking, but hate prep, so I don't much.

    Risotto is not for the impatient.

    "Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.

    I don't get it.

    -WhiteMaleProblems

    edit:

    I feel I should apologize for these lazy "whateverproblems" posts I make.

    -WhiteGuiltProblems

    Caveman Paws on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Phone poasting w/ babby

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    england has cars?

    *not sure if reference to england is part of the joke*

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The point of sale terminal doesn't put the transaction through until after you've signed.

    The same way that petrol pumps have you put your card in and do the authorisation, and then pump the fuel after you've taken it out again.

    Odd. I wonder if it works the same here?

    Because everytime they enter the value before you swipe.

    Same with the petrol pumps. You either pre-pay for a set amount, or fill up then pay.

    Never had a situation where they entered any payment after the card swipe part.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.

    Or magic, if you prefer.

    yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like

    you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump

    wait




    wait












    england has cars?

    don't be silly

    we insert the pump in the rectum of our shire horse

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Geth
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    england has cars?

    *not sure if reference to england is part of the joke*

    it isn't

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • HamurabiHamurabi AmsterdamRegistered User regular
    This guy does not like Anita Sarkeesian.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    it never is...


    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Fucking breeders

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Is 855GB your limit chu?

    's oddly specific.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    I see a broken link, Geth sees something agreeable.

    Stop sucking up to the robot boss Chu!

    e: Oh, there it is.

    Caveman Paws on
  • HamurabiHamurabi AmsterdamRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    I see a broken link, Geth sees something agreeable.

    Stop sucking up to the robot boss Chu!

    I see it fine.

    He's been downloading a lot of 1080p orn.

    RMS OceanicMortious
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Is 855GB your limit chu?

    's oddly specific.

    nah it's just a weird interval

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dammit I wanna learn how to make my own white balsamic apple vinaigrette so I can stop buying salads from Panera. But there are like 10 different ingredients and being a college student surviving largely on soup, I don't have any basic cooking 'greets. So I'd have to buy a whole lotta stuff to make that dressing. Boooooo.

    But it would last you a long time!

    But I'm only gonna live here for three more months and all my stuff barely fits in my car as it is!

    Invest in spices and make kickass stuff.

    I lived near a dollar store with some good spices once.

    That was fucking awesome.

    That would be good if I actually cooked at this point in my life. I don't cook now because I don't want to eat. Anything I spend time on cooking is going to be more calories than like, a protein shake with a banana in it.

    No! Everyone needs to cook!

    I am not just saying this so that if I ever visit any of you you'll be able to feed me delicious foods.

    I can make risotto. And I can grill a steak.

    Everything else is better handled by the wife.



    Not because she's a woman or anything, just so you know. She's a trained cook. She's better at it.

    I like cooking, but hate prep, so I don't much.

    Risotto is not for the impatient.

    "Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.

    Watching this guy make risotto is, like, MIND BLOWN

    Starts around 1:14

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Atomika
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    technically the soft limit listed on their website is 250gb but they said that they've suspended enforcement

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?

    nibXTE7.png
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    I see a broken link, Geth sees something agreeable.

    Stop sucking up to the robot boss Chu!

    I see it fine.

    He's been downloading a lot of 1080p orn.

    Is there any other kind?

    Geth
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    technically the soft limit listed on their website is 250gb but they said that they've suspended enforcement

    what are you using so much BW on?

    also my paltry 90GB limit is crying

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    What if the PS4 gave up the ghost on any sort of earlier Sony Console BC, but then it was discovered that it had a Super Genintari build into it?

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?

    my usage is actually pretty modest. i download some things but probably don't use more than a hundred gigs

    i'm assuming it's my uncle torrenting flacs nonstop, he's p obsessive about his collection

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Not having a hard data cap is nice.

    Would be sweeter if data caps didn't exist at all.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?

    my usage is actually pretty modest. i download some things but probably don't use more than a hundred gigs

    i'm assuming it's my uncle torrenting flacs nonstop, he's p obsessive about his collection

    The new 6 strikes law goes into effect next week apparently, you might want to MAC ban him through the router.

    nibXTE7.png
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?

    my usage is actually pretty modest. i download some things but probably don't use more than a hundred gigs

    i'm assuming it's my uncle torrenting flacs nonstop, he's p obsessive about his collection

    The new 6 strikes law goes into effect next week apparently, you might want to MAC ban him through the router.

    Isn't that thwarted by a VPN?

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Calixtus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)

    and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time

    BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK

    it's ok, uncle mike

    i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
    To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.

    How the fuck does that actually work?

    The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.

    Or magic, if you prefer.

    yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like

    you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump

    wait




    wait












    england has cars?

    This post was a bit ago, now, but I would just like to say:
    2014-Vanquish-1.jpg

    England has fucking cars.

    Caveman PawsCasual
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?

    my usage is actually pretty modest. i download some things but probably don't use more than a hundred gigs

    i'm assuming it's my uncle torrenting flacs nonstop, he's p obsessive about his collection

    The new 6 strikes law goes into effect next week apparently, you might want to MAC ban him through the router.

    Isn't that thwarted by a VPN?

    Yes, but you have to be using a VPN.

    nibXTE7.png
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Not having a hard data cap is nice.

    Would be sweeter if data caps didn't exist at all.

    download ALL THE PORN

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha comcast is so mad at me

    Screen%20Shot%202013-02-23%20at%205.56.00%20PM.png

    Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?

    my usage is actually pretty modest. i download some things but probably don't use more than a hundred gigs

    i'm assuming it's my uncle torrenting flacs nonstop, he's p obsessive about his collection

    The new 6 strikes law goes into effect next week apparently, you might want to MAC ban him through the router.

    it's actually his service- he pays for it, it's in his name, and all the equipment's in his room

  • AtomikaAtomika not a robot. does not eat bugs!Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I have the best deal, so I'll never get rid of HBO. $49 (including taxes) for Comcast's highest speed internet option + basic cable with HBO. I don't get HD service, but it doesn't matter, because I just watch everything on HBO GO.

    And I also use Hulu+/Netflix, and I'd rather pay for that than HD-DVR service.

    motherfucker that is such a great deal

    goddamnit

    But how do you watch shows like Justified that are on channels that Hulu Plus doesn't pick up? And Comedy Central?

    Atomika on
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Shaw in Calgary offers a 250mbit connection with a 1TB monthly cap.

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Can't you watch Comedy Central shows on ComedyCentral.com?

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
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