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The Arthropod Appreciation Amnesty (NSFCHORDATES)

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    also they are stinky :(

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    so a few minutes ago I went to brush my teeth

    picked up the toothbrush and one of these was just sitting on it

    I regret to say that I dropped it in my surprise

    but luckily I found my new friend again a few minutes later, apparently unharmed

    ~bugboy's day~

    Slacker71Metzger Meister
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Leptoglossus are pretty and now that I know what to call them, I have a new favorite word.

    Also, I've been attempting to culture Daphnia over the last few weeks after they turned up in a bio lab in the lab room I'm using. They are extraneous to the now over experiment, so the professor who was supervising let me run off with a few pipettes full of the little microcrustacea. Free fish food!

  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    I've killed three brown recluses in the past two months. I'm fortunate it's always been at the office, because I don't think I could sleep with those kinds of numbers at my house. On a positive note, I met the friendliest lobster yesterday. He shook my hand.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    I'm all for bugs, but screw brown recluses.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I want a lobster. Or even a crayfish. But lobsters are cooler.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The threat that brown recluses represent is significantly exaggerated. It doesn't help that medical professionals and even pest control professionals routinely misidentify other spiders as brown recluse.

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I want a lobster. Or even a crayfish. But lobsters are cooler.

    How about....a King Prawn?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I want a lobster. Or even a crayfish. But lobsters are cooler.

    We had a crayfish in our fishtank when I was a kid.

    He ate all the fish

    So it was just a huge tank with a crayfish in it

    who just sat there

    then he died

    what a shitty pet

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Well, no duh. You let him eat all the food, then didn't give him any more.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    The threat that brown recluses represent is significantly exaggerated. It doesn't help that medical professionals and even pest control professionals routinely misidentify other spiders as brown recluse.

    they're a fairly unassuming little critter, i would assume that leads to a lot of the misidentification.

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    they don't even have the common decency to be as distinctive as the black widow

    you see that red hourglass and you know what you're dealing with

    actually I'm pretty sure there are similar looking species, but still

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    which reminds me, those brown widow eggs I found never hatched

    alas

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    which reminds me, those brown widow eggs I found never hatched

    alas

    You're such a terrible father.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I try my best, but being spider-dad isn't easy

    on the plus side, I thought my labyrinth orbweaver's web had been lost in some heavy rains, but it's still there

    if the eggs are intact they should be hatching in a month or two

    heres hoping

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    there's a HUGE brown widow in my window well again. seriously, i think i saw him driving around town the other day.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    I'm somewhat miffed that the new house we just moved into doesn't have the huge clusters of golden orb weavers nearby.

    Used to be in our back garden, we'd get large clumps of about 20 to 30 spiders building their webs all near each other in one tree.

    As someone who gets super uncomfortable at the thought of spiders on him, they are rather beautiful at a distance.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Also, I seem to be incapable of getting a room that isn't routinely filled with mosquitos.

    Say what you will about respecting bugs, but those fuckers get sprayed.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Speaking of crayfish, anyone heard of the marmorkreb? It's a very recently discovered parthenogenic crayfish, meaning the females clone themselves and there are no males, thanks to a set of genetic anomalies. There are no wild examples, so it has no scientific name, as they were discovered in a German hobbyist's pet store one day a few years back and spread through the fishkeeping hobby from there.

    The Chinese government is looking to breed them as food because they eat almost anything and breed quickly, and are edible. I've heard a lot of hobbyists with bigger cichlids and other monster fish use them as an infinite food supply, too, because they're nearly impossible to stop from multiplying. Like, one guy on some forum I found while researching this kept getting babies in his Oscar cichlid tanks because, on further investigation, the massive filter sump system he'd set up for the tank actually began to get a colony of them established. Their food source within that system? Fish poop and each other.

    Of course, this means they're also becoming a restricted species rather quickly. The paranoia's kinda justified because the normal crayfish territoriality is almost nonexistent, so they can potentially overrun things quickly. One marmorkreb loose and a whole ecosystem could fail if the temperature doesn't outright kill them. Crayfish are like scissors with legs, with both plants and animals.

    Firematic.Fishman
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Hm. That's really, really interesting. And if they taste anything like like a regular crawdad it'll be basically the most delicious way to end world hunger ever!

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    I was on a climbing trip a couple years ago in southern Illinois. I was doing some bouldering a little ways away from the group because we had an odd number of people.

    I put my hand up in a little bi-pocket next to me on the traverse I was attempting, and suddenly had the sensation I recognized from walking through spider webs in the forest: irrational terror at the feel of silky strands on my hand

    I immediately launched myself away from the wall, and a few seconds later I started laughing at myself and wondering why I freaked out so much. I went and looked at the little pocket. There was a fucking gigantic Black Widow with an egg sac in there, rearing up and just looking super pissed at me.

    This was also the trip where I almost stepped on three different Copperheads and sat down on a log next to a sunning Rattlesnake.

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  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've heard a lot of hobbyists with bigger cichlids and other monster fish use them as an infinite food supply, too, because they're nearly impossible to stop from multiplying. Like, one guy on some forum I found while researching this kept getting babies in his Oscar cichlid tanks because, on further investigation, the massive filter sump system he'd set up for the tank actually began to get a colony of them established. Their food source within that system? Fish poop and each other.

    That sounds about right, but Cichlids are hardly monster fish. Large and somewhat aggressive, yes, but they're highly intelligent (for a fish) and can even get bored or cranky. I've seen Cichlids take the substrate on the bottom of their tank and arrange it so it was piled at the front and hard to see in from the outside, because they were bored and/or hungry, and cranky no one was paying attention to them. I'm more partial to the African varieties, but the Oscar is a decent Cichlid to own, provided you have the space.

    Oh, also, I was just clarifying the bit about Cichlids and their monster aspect. That was some really interesting info on the marmorkreb crayfish.

    Binary Squid on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    I was on a climbing trip a couple years ago in southern Illinois. I was doing some bouldering a little ways away from the group because we had an odd number of people.

    I put my hand up in a little bi-pocket next to me on the traverse I was attempting, and suddenly had the sensation I recognized from walking through spider webs in the forest: irrational terror at the feel of silky strands on my hand

    I immediately launched myself away from the wall, and a few seconds later I started laughing at myself and wondering why I freaked out so much. I went and looked at the little pocket. There was a fucking gigantic Black Widow with an egg sac in there, rearing up and just looking super pissed at me.

    This was also the trip where I almost stepped on three different Copperheads and sat down on a log next to a sunning Rattlesnake.

    This reminds me of one of my favorite tumblrs.

    http://evopropinquitous.tumblr.com/

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    Fire Truck
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I've heard a lot of hobbyists with bigger cichlids and other monster fish use them as an infinite food supply, too, because they're nearly impossible to stop from multiplying. Like, one guy on some forum I found while researching this kept getting babies in his Oscar cichlid tanks because, on further investigation, the massive filter sump system he'd set up for the tank actually began to get a colony of them established. Their food source within that system? Fish poop and each other.

    That sounds about right, but Cichlids are hardly monster fish. Large and somewhat aggressive, yes, but they're highly intelligent (for a fish) and can even get bored or cranky. I've seen Cichlids take the substrate on the bottom of their tank and arrange it so it was piled at the front and hard to see in from the outside, because they were bored and/or hungry, and cranky no one was paying attention to them. I'm more partial to the African varieties, but the Oscar is a decent Cichlid to own, provided you have the space.

    Oh, also, I was just clarifying the bit about Cichlids and their monster aspect. That was some really interesting info on the marmorkreb crayfish.

    Oscars in particular are recommended to go in a tank of 150 gallons per pair, which is pretty monstrous by me given how the only cichlids I've ever owned were convicts in a 20 gallon. But I totally get what you mean. Definitely smart and fun fish. Just also huge.

    But yeah I get that monstrous fish are usually more like freaky Amazonian and Congolese oddballs.

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    I was on a climbing trip a couple years ago in southern Illinois. I was doing some bouldering a little ways away from the group because we had an odd number of people.

    I put my hand up in a little bi-pocket next to me on the traverse I was attempting, and suddenly had the sensation I recognized from walking through spider webs in the forest: irrational terror at the feel of silky strands on my hand

    I immediately launched myself away from the wall, and a few seconds later I started laughing at myself and wondering why I freaked out so much. I went and looked at the little pocket. There was a fucking gigantic Black Widow with an egg sac in there, rearing up and just looking super pissed at me.

    This was also the trip where I almost stepped on three different Copperheads and sat down on a log next to a sunning Rattlesnake.

    This reminds me of one of my favorite tumblrs.

    http://evopropinquitous.tumblr.com/

    Botflies are fuckers+also fascinating

    DruhimSkeith
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Speaking of crayfish, anyone heard of the marmorkreb? It's a very recently discovered parthenogenic crayfish, meaning the females clone themselves and there are no males, thanks to a set of genetic anomalies. There are no wild examples, so it has no scientific name, as they were discovered in a German hobbyist's pet store one day a few years back and spread through the fishkeeping hobby from there.

    The Chinese government is looking to breed them as food because they eat almost anything and breed quickly, and are edible. I've heard a lot of hobbyists with bigger cichlids and other monster fish use them as an infinite food supply, too, because they're nearly impossible to stop from multiplying. Like, one guy on some forum I found while researching this kept getting babies in his Oscar cichlid tanks because, on further investigation, the massive filter sump system he'd set up for the tank actually began to get a colony of them established. Their food source within that system? Fish poop and each other.

    Of course, this means they're also becoming a restricted species rather quickly. The paranoia's kinda justified because the normal crayfish territoriality is almost nonexistent, so they can potentially overrun things quickly. One marmorkreb loose and a whole ecosystem could fail if the temperature doesn't outright kill them. Crayfish are like scissors with legs, with both plants and animals.

    Man this reads like the first half of an SCP article

    DrDinosaurMortal SkyFishman
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    I was on a climbing trip a couple years ago in southern Illinois. I was doing some bouldering a little ways away from the group because we had an odd number of people.

    I put my hand up in a little bi-pocket next to me on the traverse I was attempting, and suddenly had the sensation I recognized from walking through spider webs in the forest: irrational terror at the feel of silky strands on my hand

    I immediately launched myself away from the wall, and a few seconds later I started laughing at myself and wondering why I freaked out so much. I went and looked at the little pocket. There was a fucking gigantic Black Widow with an egg sac in there, rearing up and just looking super pissed at me.

    This was also the trip where I almost stepped on three different Copperheads and sat down on a log next to a sunning Rattlesnake.

    I think Natural Selection is trying to tell you something.

    valhalla130Kaplar
  • DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Speaking of crayfish, anyone heard of the marmorkreb? It's a very recently discovered parthenogenic crayfish, meaning the females clone themselves and there are no males, thanks to a set of genetic anomalies. There are no wild examples, so it has no scientific name, as they were discovered in a German hobbyist's pet store one day a few years back and spread through the fishkeeping hobby from there.

    The Chinese government is looking to breed them as food because they eat almost anything and breed quickly, and are edible. I've heard a lot of hobbyists with bigger cichlids and other monster fish use them as an infinite food supply, too, because they're nearly impossible to stop from multiplying. Like, one guy on some forum I found while researching this kept getting babies in his Oscar cichlid tanks because, on further investigation, the massive filter sump system he'd set up for the tank actually began to get a colony of them established. Their food source within that system? Fish poop and each other.

    Of course, this means they're also becoming a restricted species rather quickly. The paranoia's kinda justified because the normal crayfish territoriality is almost nonexistent, so they can potentially overrun things quickly. One marmorkreb loose and a whole ecosystem could fail if the temperature doesn't outright kill them. Crayfish are like scissors with legs, with both plants and animals.

    Man this reads like the first half of an SCP article

    I was just thinking this, especially after reading the Wikipedia article describing the German store owner's description of their origins "totally confusing and unreliable."

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    It's just like 871, but with hideous water insects instead of cake

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    hey, like i said, if they're tasty i couldn't give less of an shit what they look like.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    hey, like i said, if they're tasty i couldn't give less of an shit what they look like.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_pineapple

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    Dig in!

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Why am I suddenly thinking of the Brood Mother from Dragon Age

    KwoaruSkeith
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    hey, like i said, if they're tasty i couldn't give less of an shit what they look like.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_pineapple

    Dig in!
    ...their peculiar taste, described as "something like iodine"[1] and "rubber dipped in ammonia."

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    yeah see, that sounds gross. if that thing tasted like toasted marshmallows or something i'd be all over it.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    how do they know what ammonia tastes like

    Jars on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    Jars wrote: »
    how do they know what ammonia tastes like

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammonia#Natural_occurrence
    Ammonia is found in trace quantities in the atmosphere, being produced from the putrefaction (decay process) of nitrogenous animal and vegetable matter.
    This is especially common with seafood. Ammonia can build up in seafood long before it becomes unsafe to eat. So the seafood will taste off, but will still be safe to eat.

    And yes, the quote says "in the atmosphere" but it also builds up in animal tissue, especially fish and crustaceans.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh, and in addition:
    The toxicity of ammonia solutions does not usually cause problems for humans and other mammals, as a specific mechanism exists to prevent its build-up in the bloodstream.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    DrDinosaur wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Speaking of crayfish, anyone heard of the marmorkreb? It's a very recently discovered parthenogenic crayfish, meaning the females clone themselves and there are no males, thanks to a set of genetic anomalies. There are no wild examples, so it has no scientific name, as they were discovered in a German hobbyist's pet store one day a few years back and spread through the fishkeeping hobby from there.

    The Chinese government is looking to breed them as food because they eat almost anything and breed quickly, and are edible. I've heard a lot of hobbyists with bigger cichlids and other monster fish use them as an infinite food supply, too, because they're nearly impossible to stop from multiplying. Like, one guy on some forum I found while researching this kept getting babies in his Oscar cichlid tanks because, on further investigation, the massive filter sump system he'd set up for the tank actually began to get a colony of them established. Their food source within that system? Fish poop and each other.

    Of course, this means they're also becoming a restricted species rather quickly. The paranoia's kinda justified because the normal crayfish territoriality is almost nonexistent, so they can potentially overrun things quickly. One marmorkreb loose and a whole ecosystem could fail if the temperature doesn't outright kill them. Crayfish are like scissors with legs, with both plants and animals.

    Man this reads like the first half of an SCP article

    I was just thinking this, especially after reading the Wikipedia article describing the German store owner's description of their origins "totally confusing and unreliable."

    Yeah, the minute I saw the thing about the pet shop, I thought "welp, someone's gonna call this a conspiracy theory".

  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Yeah, concentrations of Ammonia are one of the reasons why Giant Squid won't be on human menus. It's not good business to have your customers puking all over the place.

    Unless you run a vomitorium, I guess, and then it's kind of expected.
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Oscars in particular are recommended to go in a tank of 150 gallons per pair, which is pretty monstrous by me given how the only cichlids I've ever owned were convicts in a 20 gallon. But I totally get what you mean. Definitely smart and fun fish. Just also huge.

    But yeah I get that monstrous fish are usually more like freaky Amazonian and Congolese oddballs.

    Yeah, that is a pretty big tank. I've never owned a tank that large myself, but I have babysat (fishsat?) other people's large tanks. I'm used to those kind of set ups but I can definitely see why you'd call them monstrous given that you were raising convicts.

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