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  • TavTav Registered User regular


  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    holy shit

    argo has the most hilarious "creative" interpretation of events ive seen in a film for a while

    you know that bit where teh british embassy turned them down?

    actually, they just got scared while waiting and left of their own accord

    PUSSIED

    OUT

    lel

    Yeah, that movie has a pretty clear message of THANK GOD FOR THE CANADIANS, all you other countries are awful.

    Iran is awful. I would not like to live there.

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    engerland sux hth

    It was originally "Ænglaland", which is Old English for "a sharp inhaling sound".

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Gooey
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.

    Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk

    ok

    first u must analyse hotness potential

    chix at the high end of the hotness scale may be insane

    this is science

    analyse their pictures for the eye flashes indicating homocidal behaviour

    if she is legit u send her a mesage saying something like "EYYY GURLLLL"

    if u do not get a response she frigid

    bro u 4got most important detail

    2 b swag u must talk about how u r a great raper n how u wan 2 b a pro raper 1 day

    this is better than the time my brother wanted to be a "nascar racist"

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular


    You are forgetting the true meaning of Alvis time.
    Neither is it Ham nor Pomp.
    Nay, the true meaning of Alvis time is drinking.
    Drinking and revenge.

    Now drink with me deeply of the bourdon, scotch and rye
    until such time as we are fighting drunk.
    Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers.


    aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhmeeeeeeeeeennnn

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.

    Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk

    ok

    first u must analyse hotness potential

    chix at the high end of the hotness scale may be insane

    this is science

    analyse their pictures for the eye flashes indicating homocidal behaviour

    if she is legit u send her a mesage saying something like "EYYY GURLLLL"

    if u do not get a response she frigid

    bro u 4got most important detail

    2 b swag u must talk about how u r a great raper n how u wan 2 b a pro raper 1 day

    this is better than the time my brother wanted to be a "nascar racist"

    I didn't realise Nascar employed special people for that.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Thomas the tank engine always creeped me out

    still does

    THE FACES

    DONT

    MOVE

    they do now, the new stuff is CG and its horrifying

    dang, they do new thomas stuff?

    Is George Carlin still in it?

    He's, uh...

    He's dead?

    wat

    notsureifserious.jpeg

    -.-

    Man, I'm just sayin

    ^________^

    DUDE

    I was not being serious, no.

    *swirls brandy*

    K, bro

    Nova_C wrote: »
    "I'm arresting you for failing to check yourself. You have the right to wreck yourself."
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.

    Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk

    ok

    first u must analyse hotness potential

    chix at the high end of the hotness scale may be insane

    this is science

    analyse their pictures for the eye flashes indicating homocidal behaviour

    if she is legit u send her a mesage saying something like "EYYY GURLLLL"

    if u do not get a response she frigid

    bro u 4got most important detail

    2 b swag u must talk about how u r a great raper n how u wan 2 b a pro raper 1 day

    this is better than the time my brother wanted to be a "nascar racist"

    I didn't realise Nascar employed special people for that.

    I think it's more of an organization-wide job requirement.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    it is pretty depressing how successful mild implication of mad swag and sexual triumph is at attracting da laydeez

    idk

    all that pre-selection shit

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    RMS stop it, my son jumps in my lap when he sees your AV and wants to talk to Thomas

    so does he also want to talk to gooby?

    No

    you shut your goddamn mouth

    but u rnt gooby no moar

    u b-trayed

    am gooby u fuk

    ill fukn kil u

    high levels of mad detected

    releasing ball pheromones 2 distract

    result_h.gif
    This animation contains inadequate levels of squash and stretch!


    surrealitycheck
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular

    You are forgetting the true meaning of Alvis time.
    Neither is it Ham nor Pomp.
    Nay, the true meaning of Alvis time is drinking.
    Drinking and revenge.

    Now drink with me deeply of the bourdon, scotch and rye
    until such time as we are fighting drunk.
    Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers.


    aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhmeeeeeeeeeennnn

    Alvis bless us!

    RiemannLivesCorehealer
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    You should thank god for Canadians.

    Vermont maple syrup isn't nearly as good.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    surrealitycheck
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.

    Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk

    ok

    first u must analyse hotness potential

    chix at the high end of the hotness scale may be insane

    this is science

    analyse their pictures for the eye flashes indicating homocidal behaviour

    if she is legit u send her a mesage saying something like "EYYY GURLLLL"

    if u do not get a response she frigid

    bro u 4got most important detail

    2 b swag u must talk about how u r a great raper n how u wan 2 b a pro raper 1 day

    this is better than the time my brother wanted to be a "nascar racist"

    I didn't realise Nascar employed special people for that.

    requirements: at least ten year's experience in a SPLC-accredited organization

    must provide own hood, cloak

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    my fork my fork my fork
    my fork my fork my fork
    my fork my fork my fork
    my fork my fork my fork

    919UOwT.png
    surrealitycheck
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.

    Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk
    ok

    first u must analyse hotness potential

    chix at the high end of the hotness scale may be insane

    this is science

    analyse their pictures for the eye flashes indicating homocidal behaviour

    if she is legit u send her a mesage saying something like "EYYY GURLLLL"

    if u do not get a response she frigid
    bro u 4got most important detail

    2 b swag u must talk about how u r a great raper n how u wan 2 b a pro raper 1 day
    this is better than the time my brother wanted to be a "nascar racist"
    I didn't realise Nascar employed special people for that.
    Yeah, they call them their fanbase.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!

    RiemannLives
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Steak+bourbon and corn and bourbon for dinner, with several more steaks in the fridge.

    I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be like 90% corn by the end of the week.

    skippydumptruck
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!

    revengeance is mine, quoth raiden

    then he chopped a bunch of missiles in half and donkey punched a nanomachine

    obF2Wuw.png
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have seriously glanced nervously side to side before taking a swig directly from the bottle of high quality maple syrup in my fridge

    More than once

    Sooooo gooooood

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    surrealitycheck
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Anyone got Runner 2: Future Legend of Rhythm alien yet?

    'zit good?

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Man one of the women in r/GoneWild has the best fucking abs

    I just had to say that, I couldn't keep it to myself any longer

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!

    revengeance is mine, quoth raiden

    then he chopped a bunch of missiles in half and donkey punched a nanomachine

    did u fite the arms boss yet

    i want to know how that is

    919UOwT.png
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    You should thank god for Canadians.

    Vermont maple syrup isn't nearly as good.

    If Maple Syrup turned out to be the new renewable fuel source, we would rule the world.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Cinders wrote: »
    "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!

    revengeance is mine, quoth raiden
    then he chopped a bunch of missiles in half and donkey punched a nanomachine

    dude, spoilers.

    21stCentury on
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    I have seriously glanced nervously side to side before taking a swig directly from the bottle of high quality maple syrup in my fridge

    More than once

    Sooooo gooooood

    You know how Damar keeps on swigging kanar?

    Kanar is maple syrup. I mean, the stuff they use to represent kanar is.

    RiemannLives
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular

    yes!

    i got mine from the comments of that post

    the cutest

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man one of the women in r/GoneWild has the best fucking abs

    I just had to say that, I couldn't keep it to myself any longer

    Tell her you like her beautiful eyes and call her "my lady."

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular

    Should i take a picture of my dog, lounging on my futon?

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Feeling sleepy now for some reason.

    ronya
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I have seriously glanced nervously side to side before taking a swig directly from the bottle of high quality maple syrup in my fridge

    More than once

    Sooooo gooooood

    Not sure if I should be weirded out that you straight up drank maple syrup

    or shame you for being ashamed of drinking maple syrup

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    mmmm bourbon

    Cinders
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Man one of the women in r/GoneWild has the best fucking abs

    I just had to say that, I couldn't keep it to myself any longer

    Tell her you like her beautiful eyes and call her "my lady."

    "DAMN [my lady] IF YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE I BET YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL"

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    M'LADY DOTH YOUR CUNT MOISTEN?

    SarksusbloodyroarxxevilbobCorehealer
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have seriously glanced nervously side to side before taking a swig directly from the bottle of high quality maple syrup in my fridge

    More than once

    Sooooo gooooood

    You know how Damar keeps on swigging kanar?

    Kanar is maple syrup. I mean, the stuff they use to represent kanar is.

    Amazing.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I have seriously glanced nervously side to side before taking a swig directly from the bottle of high quality maple syrup in my fridge

    More than once

    Sooooo gooooood

    Ive done the same shifty eyes before dipping my penis in your syrup

    Chanus
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!

    revengeance is mine, quoth raiden

    then he chopped a bunch of missiles in half and donkey punched a nanomachine

    did u fite the arms boss yet

    i want to know how that is

    shes first proper boss

    she has arms and little dudes with arms and u fight her then u fight her sidescroller style then u fight her again then u freeze her and shatter her

    init

    WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE SHE IS THE COLD WIND MISTRAL LOL

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