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[mini]Paranoia! - GAME OVER! INTSEC VICTORIOUS!

CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes RuleCapital WastelandRegistered User regular
edited March 2013 in Critical Failures
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Non-Example of Play:
If Popular Fantasy RPG worked like [mini]Paranoia!
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Gamemaster: You’re in a long dungeon hallway with a dirt floor, stone walls and an arching stone ceiling. There are burning torches in wall sconces every 10 feet. You see one door.
Warrior player: What colour is the stone?
GM: Sort of orange.
Rogue player: Aah! I’m only Clearance RED! Get me out of here!
Priest player: Don't worry. I'm a special, so you know you can trust me. I’m casting Mass RAISE Security Clearance to make us all ORANGE. [Passes note to the GM: ‘I’m also casting Subvert to Communism on the warrior.’]
Wizard: I’m using the Magic Box to document the priest’s actions. I, uh, may want to analyze the vote record later.
Priest: Of course, of course. [Looks significantly at the rogue, whom he made a Rend Deal. The rogue nods and passes a note to the GM. The GM rolls a 20-sided die (1d20).]
GM: All right. You’re all ORANGE for the moment and can pass safely down the hallway. Your orders, you recall, were to investigate the door. [Passes note to warrior: ‘You feel a strange, treasonous impulse to overthrow the existing social order and restore power to the people.’]
Warrior: Thralls/Millers/Conversions?
GM: Clarification Denied
Warrior [Gulps]: Come, Comra – fellow heroes, let us break down the door!
Wizard: Wait! Did you almost call us ‘Comrades’? That’s a Commie word!
Priest: Of course he didn’t. I heard nothing of the sort.
Rogue: Nor I. Are you leveling false accusations of post editing against our leader? That’s treason.
Wizard: Don’t anybody move! I’m not only leveling accusations, I’m leveling my Wand of Fireballs against all three of these traitors, and I'm firing a fireball at all of them!
GM [Rolls a 20-sided die on Invisible Castle]: I’m sorry, it appears your experimental Wand of Fireballs has been busdrivered back onto you. In a trice you are immolated in a ball of flame. Fortunately the fire is orange, so at least your charred body hasn’t breached its proper Security Clearance.

Kime - Wizard - Internal Security

Wizard: You bastards are gonna pay.
GM: Only one non-game related comment from the currently dead, please. Suddenly the door opens. A huge hobgoblin in leather armour stands there with his broadsword drawn. On his chest you see the mark of a silver hand.
Rogue: I vig him with –
Warrior: Wait! I wave my fingers at him from under my chin.
Priest and rogue: What?
Tube: COMMUNICATING IN CODE? NO PHALLA FOR A WEEK!
[One Week Later]
GM: The hobgoblin nods at your recognition signal and lowers his sword. He waves you all inside. Blue Vote the person who's going to go in first?
Warrior, priest and rogue [Voting each other]: Him!

The Villager PM
You are a Loyal Troubleshooter of Friend Computer!

You know that the computer is always right, and that everyone would be happy if those dirty Commies weren't always messing everything up.

Victory Condition: Eliminate the Communists and any other threats to Alpha Complex.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Roster
    1. Invictus
    4. Owl
    7. Shalmelo
    9. Delmain
    11. The Anonymous
    14. Malkor
    18. vertroue
    23. Mill
    24. Macallan
    25. Erich Zahn
    27. 38thDoe


    Reserve
    premium
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    Day 1
    Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

    MikeyCTS - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Anti-Mutant
    Spoit - Unnecessary Force - Alpha Complex Citizen Communist Illuminati
    The Road Virus - Eternal Revolution! - Alpha Complex Citizen Psion
    Blahmcblah - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen Psion

    Day 2
    Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

    Phyphor - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Computer Phreak
    Iron Weasel - Eternal Revolution! - Alpha Complex Citizen Free Enterprise Illuminati
    Xenogear of Bore - Overwhelming force - Alpha Complex Citizen First Church of Christ Computer Programmer
    Cythraul  - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen Computer Phreaks

    Day 3
    Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

    Slym - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Free Enterprise Illuminati
    CesareB - Eternal Revolution! - Alpha Complex Citizen Anti Mutant
    Kime - Overwhelming force - Alpha Complex Citizen Communist Illuminati
    Romanqwerty - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen Computer Phreaks Illuminati


    Day 4
    Heroes of the Complex to be Remembered Forever!

    Typhus - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Psion Internal Security

    Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

    Langly - Eternal Revolution with a Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen FCCCP Illuminati
    Obifett - Overwhelming force - Alpha Complex Citizen Communist
    MrTLicious  - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen FCCCP

    Capfalcon on
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    [signup!]

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Invictus

    !sign

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    squeeee

    I giggled a lot already. This is gonna be a good game

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  • OwlOwl Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    This better be more fun than actually playing Paranoia (because I don't remember that being fun). <3

    Owl on
  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I'll pledge my loyalty to Friend Computer

    Mikey CTS on
    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Owl wrote: »
    This better be more fun than actually playing Paranoia (because I don't remember that being fun). <3

    :(

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Friend Computer has requested a sign up. Look at all these traitors claiming GREEN clearances

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • OwlOwl Registered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Owl wrote: »
    This better be more fun than actually playing Paranoia (because I don't remember that being fun). <3

    :(

    <3

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Friend Computer has requested a sign up. Look at all these traitors claiming GREEN clearances
    Only a Commie Mutant Traitor would Claim to be RED. Infrared is the appropriate clearance level

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    !Paranoia is the best because Friend Computer is the best.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Put me in the reserves
    Looks cool but I'm going through some shit

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Ya'll just jealous of my green

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    I'll also reserve up.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Let's do this thing

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    I only have RED level clearance to sign up.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I would like to sign up in position 17

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    I feel I need to !Signup considering the original Phallanoia was my first game.

    tzeentchling
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Malkor!

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    How many clones do I have left??

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    !sign up

    3DS CODE: 3093-7068-3576
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    hello

    Steam Starcraft SLeague of Legends
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    My mutant power is love for Friend Computer

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    All Hail Friend Computer!
    I love Paranoia!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    To be fair, Friend Computer said we should sign up in the correct color. The correct color is green. The fact that we don't have clearance to type in that color is of no concern to Friend Computer.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Everything is of concern to Friend Computer! And it was "Appropriate colour" - and the only appropriate colour for those of RED clearance is RED!

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Everything is of concern to Friend Computer! And it was "Appropriate colour" - and the only appropriate colour for those of RED clearance is RED!

    Red is for killing. Green is for signing up. Applying the color red to more than it's intended to apply to is starting to sound dangerously communist, friend.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    Typhus733
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Besides, just look at Delmain. It's clear that he's green

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Besides, just look at Delmain. It's clear that he's green

    Nonsense. I'm infrared unless otherwise promoted by Friend Computer.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • MillMill Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure my magenta clearance is enough to sign up with.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I would like to sign up in position 17
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Roster
    1. Invictus
    2. MrTLicious
    3. kime
    4. Owl
    5. Mikey CTS
    6. Phyphor
    7. Owl
    8. Spoit
    9. Delmain
    10. romanqwerty
    11. The Anonymous
    12. tzeentchling
    13. TheRoadVirus
    14. Typhus733
    15. Malkor
    16. Cythraul
    17. Xenogears of Bore
    18. SLyM
    19. Sir Fabulous
    20. vertroue
    21.
    22.
    23.
    24.
    25.
    26.
    27.
    28.
    29.
    30.

    Reserve
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    Erin The Red on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I will sign up for position 30

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Friend Computer took your request under advisement, but felt that you would serve Friend Computer better at Position 13.

    Are you unhappy with this, citizen?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Friend Computer took your request under advisement, but felt that you would serve Friend Computer better at Position 13.

    Are you unhappy with this, citizen?

    I am also computer!
    REQUEST POSITION 10001

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    [signup!]

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    New computer=sign up!

    I demand an awesome super-special role since I had to give one up in Invictus' mini for reasons (at least partially) beyond my control. It's only fair!

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Glory, glory! Hail Computer!
    Glory, glory! Hail Computer!
    Glory, glory! Hail Computer!
    My clones go marching on!

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Mill wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my magenta clearance is enough to sign up with.

    Seems the computer has forced my hand. Sigh, it was one time use limegreen clearance too.

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Everything is of concern to Friend Computer! And it was "Appropriate colour" - and the only appropriate colour for those of RED clearance is RED!

    Red is for killing. Green is for signing up. Applying the color red to more than it's intended to apply to is starting to sound dangerously communist, friend.

    Actually, it's applying green not red - I'm signing up in the only colour I'm allowed to use! When Friend Computer vaporizes all of you for being traitors, don't come complaining to me!

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
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