[mini]Paranoia! - GAME OVER! INTSEC VICTORIOUS!

Capfalcon

Non-Example of Play:
If Popular Fantasy RPG worked like [mini]Paranoia!

Gamemaster: You’re in a long dungeon hallway with a dirt floor, stone walls and an arching stone ceiling. There are burning torches in wall sconces every 10 feet. You see one door.
Warrior player: What colour is the stone?
GM: Sort of orange.
Rogue player: Aah! I’m only Clearance RED! Get me out of here!
Priest player: Don't worry. I'm a special, so you know you can trust me. I’m casting Mass RAISE Security Clearance to make us all ORANGE. [Passes note to the GM: ‘I’m also casting Subvert to Communism on the warrior.’]
Wizard: I’m using the Magic Box to document the priest’s actions. I, uh, may want to analyze the vote record later.
Priest: Of course, of course. [Looks significantly at the rogue, whom he made a Rend Deal. The rogue nods and passes a note to the GM. The GM rolls a 20-sided die (1d20).]
GM: All right. You’re all ORANGE for the moment and can pass safely down the hallway. Your orders, you recall, were to investigate the door. [Passes note to warrior: ‘You feel a strange, treasonous impulse to overthrow the existing social order and restore power to the people.’]
Warrior: Thralls/Millers/Conversions?
GM: Clarification Denied
Warrior [Gulps]: Come, Comra – fellow heroes, let us break down the door!
Wizard: Wait! Did you almost call us ‘Comrades’? That’s a Commie word!
Priest: Of course he didn’t. I heard nothing of the sort.
Rogue: Nor I. Are you leveling false accusations of post editing against our leader? That’s treason.
Wizard: Don’t anybody move! I’m not only leveling accusations, I’m leveling my Wand of Fireballs against all three of these traitors, and I'm firing a fireball at all of them!
GM [Rolls a 20-sided die on Invisible Castle]: I’m sorry, it appears your experimental Wand of Fireballs has been busdrivered back onto you. In a trice you are immolated in a ball of flame. Fortunately the fire is orange, so at least your charred body hasn’t breached its proper Security Clearance.

Kime - Wizard - Internal Security

Wizard: You bastards are gonna pay.
GM: Only one non-game related comment from the currently dead, please. Suddenly the door opens. A huge hobgoblin in leather armour stands there with his broadsword drawn. On his chest you see the mark of a silver hand.
Rogue: I vig him with –
Warrior: Wait! I wave my fingers at him from under my chin.
Priest and rogue: What?
Tube: COMMUNICATING IN CODE? NO PHALLA FOR A WEEK!
[One Week Later]
GM: The hobgoblin nods at your recognition signal and lowers his sword. He waves you all inside. Blue Vote the person who's going to go in first?
Warrior, priest and rogue [Voting each other]: Him!

The Villager PM

You are a Loyal Troubleshooter of Friend Computer!

You know that the computer is always right, and that everyone would be happy if those dirty Commies weren't always messing everything up.

Victory Condition: Eliminate the Communists and any other threats to Alpha Complex.

Vote Close
Each day will end at 10PM CST. Any actions or votes submitted up until X:59 will count, whereas those taken on or after X:00 will not. Please do not submit any actions or votes for the following day until narration has been posted.

Inactivity
Inactivity is a sign of unhappiness. Unhappinesss is treason. Treason is... unhealthy.

Proboards
Any player may create a proboard for any reason. However, all proboards must be linked to the host, who must have full access to all information on the board.

PMs
Trust is a valuable commodity in Phalla. If you want to add someone to a conversation, you must start a new conversation.
It is not required, yet strongly encouraged, that you include the Host in PMs.

Clones will demonstrate their loyalty to the computer by signing up in the appropriate color.

Capfalcon

Roster
1. Invictus
4. Owl
7. Shalmelo
9. Delmain
11. The Anonymous
14. Malkor
18. vertroue
23. Mill
24. Macallan
25. Erich Zahn
27. 38thDoe


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GrimmyTOA

Day 1
Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

MikeyCTS - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Anti-Mutant
Spoit - Unnecessary Force - Alpha Complex Citizen Communist Illuminati
The Road Virus - Eternal Revolution! - Alpha Complex Citizen Psion
Blahmcblah - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen Psion

Day 2
Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

Phyphor - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Computer Phreak
Iron Weasel - Eternal Revolution! - Alpha Complex Citizen Free Enterprise Illuminati
Xenogear of Bore - Overwhelming force - Alpha Complex Citizen First Church of Christ Computer Programmer
Cythraul  - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen Computer Phreaks

Day 3
Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

Slym - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Free Enterprise Illuminati
CesareB - Eternal Revolution! - Alpha Complex Citizen Anti Mutant
Kime - Overwhelming force - Alpha Complex Citizen Communist Illuminati
Romanqwerty - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen Computer Phreaks Illuminati


Day 4
Heroes of the Complex to be Remembered Forever!

Typhus - Democrazy - Alpha Complex Citizen Psion Internal Security

Dead Commie Mutant Traitors

Langly - Eternal Revolution with a Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen FCCCP Illuminati
Obifett - Overwhelming force - Alpha Complex Citizen Communist
MrTLicious  - Laser Pistol - Alpha Complex Citizen FCCCP

Invictus

[signup!]

MrTLicious

Invictus

!sign

kime

squeeee

I giggled a lot already. This is gonna be a good game

Owl

This better be more fun than actually playing Paranoia (because I don't remember that being fun).

Mikey CTS

I'll pledge my loyalty to Friend Computer

Capfalcon

Owl wrote: »

This better be more fun than actually playing Paranoia (because I don't remember that being fun).

Phyphor

Friend Computer has requested a sign up. Look at all these traitors claiming GREEN clearances

Owl

Capfalcon wrote: »

Owl wrote: »

This better be more fun than actually playing Paranoia (because I don't remember that being fun).

Spoit

Phyphor wrote: »

Friend Computer has requested a sign up. Look at all these traitors claiming GREEN clearances

Only a Commie Mutant Traitor would Claim to be RED. Infrared is the appropriate clearance level

Delmain

!Paranoia is the best because Friend Computer is the best.

premium

Put me in the reserves
Looks cool but I'm going through some shit

romanqwerty

Ya'll just jealous of my green

GrimmyTOA

I'll also reserve up.

The Anonymous

Let's do this thing

tzeentchling

I only have RED level clearance to sign up.

Erin The Red

I would like to sign up in position 17

Typhus733

I feel I need to !Signup considering the original Phallanoia was my first game.

Malkor

Malkor!

Cythraul

How many clones do I have left??

Xenogears of Bore

!sign up

SLyM

hello

Sir Fabulous

My mutant power is love for Friend Computer

vertroue

All Hail Friend Computer!
I love Paranoia!

Delmain

To be fair, Friend Computer said we should sign up in the correct color. The correct color is green. The fact that we don't have clearance to type in that color is of no concern to Friend Computer.

Phyphor

Everything is of concern to Friend Computer! And it was "Appropriate colour" - and the only appropriate colour for those of RED clearance is RED!

Delmain

Phyphor wrote: »

Everything is of concern to Friend Computer! And it was "Appropriate colour" - and the only appropriate colour for those of RED clearance is RED!

Red is for killing. Green is for signing up. Applying the color red to more than it's intended to apply to is starting to sound dangerously communist, friend.

Spoit

Besides, just look at Delmain. It's clear that he's green

Delmain

Spoit wrote: »

Besides, just look at Delmain. It's clear that he's green

Nonsense. I'm infrared unless otherwise promoted by Friend Computer.

archivistkitsune

I'm pretty sure my magenta clearance is enough to sign up with.

Erin The Red

TheRoadVirus wrote: »

I would like to sign up in position 17

Capfalcon wrote: »

Roster
1. Invictus
2. MrTLicious
3. kime
4. Owl
5. Mikey CTS
6. Phyphor
7. Owl
8. Spoit
9. Delmain
10. romanqwerty
11. The Anonymous
12. tzeentchling
13. TheRoadVirus
14. Typhus733
15. Malkor
16. Cythraul
17. Xenogears of Bore
18. SLyM
19. Sir Fabulous
20. vertroue
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
30.

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Langly

I will sign up for position 30

Capfalcon

Friend Computer took your request under advisement, but felt that you would serve Friend Computer better at Position 13.

Are you unhappy with this, citizen?

Erin The Red

Capfalcon wrote: »

Friend Computer took your request under advisement, but felt that you would serve Friend Computer better at Position 13.

Are you unhappy with this, citizen?

I am also computer!
REQUEST POSITION 10001

jdarksun

sign up

ObiFett

[signup!]

CesareB

New computer=sign up!

I demand an awesome super-special role since I had to give one up in Invictus' mini for reasons (at least partially) beyond my control. It's only fair!

Iron Weasel

Glory, glory! Hail Computer!
Glory, glory! Hail Computer!
Glory, glory! Hail Computer!
My clones go marching on!

archivistkitsune

Mill wrote: »

I'm pretty sure my magenta clearance is enough to sign up with.

Seems the computer has forced my hand. Sigh, it was one time use limegreen clearance too.

Phyphor

Delmain wrote: »

Phyphor wrote: »

Everything is of concern to Friend Computer! And it was "Appropriate colour" - and the only appropriate colour for those of RED clearance is RED!

Red is for killing. Green is for signing up. Applying the color red to more than it's intended to apply to is starting to sound dangerously communist, friend.

Actually, it's applying green not red - I'm signing up in the only colour I'm allowed to use! When Friend Computer vaporizes all of you for being traitors, don't come complaining to me!