My heart goes a little nutty sometimes, they've been trying to work out why for a few months. Yesterday it lasted 3 hours so I spent the night in hospital, my ecg read like a person who had gone through a heart attack. I laughed when the doctor told me they were doing a blood test to check, I'd been pratting around in my hospital gown posting pics on here and facebook since I'd been admitted. I was allowed to go home today and tomorrow I go back in to see the cardio specialists.
Someone just messaged me asking where in Poole I lived. That was the whole message "HI where in Poole do you live?". It's not exactly London, knowing I live in Poole is enough!
"Id f*** u gd baby xxxx" It's that time of night, and of course because I'm awake I obviously just want a good rogering.
Look, we all know that chicks just want the D. Like all the time. That's why if you give it to them, it's like giving them the perfect gift, right?
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
A lady sent me a message asking how my weekend was going. I replied. Her next message asked if my weekend went well. An engaging conversationalist this one. Ahh ladies, you usually can get away with a lot though. (Maybe not this time.)
Angelina, do those x's mean the message goes on after that? Or something else? Or do that many people really add x's to their messages?
I've been wondering that as well
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Alright I'm going to jump in on this online dating thing, going to get some pictures taken tomorrow since I only have a few current ones and my family couldn't pick me out of a line up using the old pictures I have. I have total lock up trying to write my profile, I have stared at the empty box with a flashing cursor for several hours now waiting for something to happen. I never drink alone but maybe (for science!) I should get plastered and see what I write?
My favorite excuse is "I need someone that can protect me". Sure lady cause there's cave bears around every corner. Plus last time I checked from sparing, height only gives you a slight reach advantage which is bloody easy for a shorter opponent to work around.
My favorite excuse is "I need someone that can protect me". Sure lady cause there's cave bears around every corner. Plus last time I checked from sparing, height only gives you a slight reach advantage which is bloody easy for a shorter opponent to work around.
Pfft but it's easier to pick up a smaller boyfriend, throw them at the scary thing, and run like hell!
Hoping I don't have to see the work guy tonight, far too tired to look human while looking after patients.
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My favorite excuse is "I need someone that can protect me". Sure lady cause there's cave bears around every corner. Plus last time I checked from sparing, height only gives you a slight reach advantage which is bloody easy for a shorter opponent to work around.
Sad fact of society, if a woman ever needs protection it's almost certainly going to be from a boyfriend or husband.
My favorite excuse is "I need someone that can protect me". Sure lady cause there's cave bears around every corner. Plus last time I checked from sparing, height only gives you a slight reach advantage which is bloody easy for a shorter opponent to work around.
Why still dwell on this. Kisschat is happening now, lets talk about kisses.
My favorite excuse is "I need someone that can protect me". Sure lady cause there's cave bears around every corner. Plus last time I checked from sparing, height only gives you a slight reach advantage which is bloody easy for a shorter opponent to work around.
Why still dwell on this. Kisschat is happening now, lets talk about kisses.
I miss just kissing someone. Thanks, make me feel bad why don't you?! Right, time for a possibly awkward shift. He hasn't text to say he's on my ward so I think I might be ok. I hope to come home to more very attractive men from thousands of miles away and terrible messages from the locals.
I miss just kissing someone. Thanks, make me feel bad why don't you?! Right, time for a possibly awkward shift. He hasn't text to say he's on my ward so I think I might be ok. I hope to come home to more very attractive men from thousands of miles away and terrible messages from the locals.
Oh I am sure if we try we can mix it up by sending you terrible messages from thousands of miles away. We will still be devastatingly attractive though, sorry we can't help that.
My favorite excuse is "I need someone that can protect me". Sure lady cause there's cave bears around every corner. Plus last time I checked from sparing, height only gives you a slight reach advantage which is bloody easy for a shorter opponent to work around.
Why still dwell on this. Kisschat is happening now, lets talk about kisses.
I miss just kissing someone. Thanks, make me feel bad why don't you?! Right, time for a possibly awkward shift. He hasn't text to say he's on my ward so I think I might be ok. I hope to come home to more very attractive men from thousands of miles away and terrible messages from the locals.
Though I do indeed miss kissing, I really miss just holding somebody. Which is odd because I normally hate it when people enter my personal space. If I invite you in, though? I'm a cuddle master.
No work guy! I miss cuddling in bed, not doing anything but just enjoying holding each other. But don't tell my friends that, they think I'm a robot when it comes to sex and romance.
Oh please do all send me terrible messages so I have an excuse to look at your profiles again!
No work guy! I miss cuddling in bed, not doing anything but just enjoying holding each other. But don't tell my friends that, they think I'm a robot when it comes to sex and romance.
Oh please do all send me terrible messages so I have an excuse to look at your profiles again!
Is it wrong to think that cuddling is the best part?
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edit:'coincidence-curious', is maybe more funny and less potentially shit-all-over-someone's-life-experience.
Someone just messaged me asking where in Poole I lived. That was the whole message "HI where in Poole do you live?". It's not exactly London, knowing I live in Poole is enough!
Look, we all know that chicks just want the D. Like all the time. That's why if you give it to them, it's like giving them the perfect gift, right?
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
It's British for shag.
Yes, I picked up on that. I've just never heard it before.
I playfully ridiculed how her enemy % was high. Then suggested it was high due to excessive baby shaking.
And now we play the waiting game...
OMG where are these people coming from??
Far too many cheesy lines popped into my head then using the word coming, I should be asleep. I know what would help me sleep...shoot me now.
John
3/28/2013 3:56:01 PM
Hi there how's you ?
You having a good week ?
John
3/30/2013 7:12:59 PM
Fancy a drink xx
John
4/2/2013 1:04:54 AM
Your so hot xx
Please take the lack of reply as a hint.
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n... nooo
I've been wondering that as well
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Kisses! It's really common for me to get messages with them.
I will fight you.
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Pfft but it's easier to pick up a smaller boyfriend, throw them at the scary thing, and run like hell!
Hoping I don't have to see the work guy tonight, far too tired to look human while looking after patients.
Sad fact of society, if a woman ever needs protection it's almost certainly going to be from a boyfriend or husband.
Why still dwell on this. Kisschat is happening now, lets talk about kisses.
however if i ever decide i'm in the market for some dick i will bear-the-fuck-up and smash all who gaze at my man
thank you
i'm hoping if we provide the proper support ronnie will become a more conscientious consumer of greens and other vegetation
I miss just kissing someone. Thanks, make me feel bad why don't you?! Right, time for a possibly awkward shift. He hasn't text to say he's on my ward so I think I might be ok. I hope to come home to more very attractive men from thousands of miles away and terrible messages from the locals.
Oh I am sure if we try we can mix it up by sending you terrible messages from thousands of miles away. We will still be devastatingly attractive though, sorry we can't help that.
I try to go about most of my day in patronising fashion.
Peon.
Though I do indeed miss kissing, I really miss just holding somebody. Which is odd because I normally hate it when people enter my personal space. If I invite you in, though? I'm a cuddle master.
Oh please do all send me terrible messages so I have an excuse to look at your profiles again!
Is it wrong to think that cuddling is the best part?