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Assholes at work

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Don't even get me started on the IT people here...

    Give them to me; I will break them...slowly.

    Darth Waiter on
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Why, he's still welcome to chat with us there.

    I know. He's just an annoying ass, imo.

    SeñorAmor on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Only if you promise to stop being an insufferable cunt.

    Who is Senior in the PAA. So I can fuck with him...I mean troll him...I mean be nice.

    Tsar.
    He's a fucking nub druid.


    He's Tsar? My...uh, wow.

    heh

    umm

    forumpwnd the other day IMO

    Hunter on
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Only if you promise to stop being an insufferable cunt.

    Who is Senior in the PAA. So I can fuck with him...I mean troll him...I mean be nice.

    Tsar.
    He's a fucking nub druid.


    He's Tsar? My...uh, wow.

    heh

    umm

    forumpwnd the other day IMO

    I was? What thread and by who?

    SeñorAmor on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Why, he's still welcome to chat with us there.

    I know. He's just an annoying ass, imo.

    I'd rather be an annoying ass than an insufferable cunt. IMO.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Only if you promise to stop being an insufferable cunt.

    Who is Senior in the PAA. So I can fuck with him...I mean troll him...I mean be nice.

    Tsar.
    He's a fucking nub druid.


    He's Tsar? My...uh, wow.

    heh

    umm

    forumpwnd the other day IMO

    I was? What thread and by who?

    I'm not telling. It's half the fun. Manif, don't tell him.

    Hunter on
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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There was this chick who thought that "clean out the mix cooler" meant "rip out the containers, forget to plug them, and run away to the back room to avoid admitting that you fucked up (while the containers you spilled are still emptying their contents onto the counter during a drink rush)"

    I had to forfeit my break to clean her shit up while she covered the register. Had this happened when the other shift was on, I could've taken my break and eaten dinner. But fucking no.

    Can I graduate yet? Because my career would be leagues more awesome at this point...

    Nucsh on
    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Why, he's still welcome to chat with us there.

    I know. He's just an annoying ass, imo.

    I'd rather be an annoying ass than an insufferable cunt. IMO.

    k, 'cept I'm not, but ok, you just keep going on believing that.

    SeñorAmor on
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Only if you promise to stop being an insufferable cunt.

    Who is Senior in the PAA. So I can fuck with him...I mean troll him...I mean be nice.

    Tsar.
    He's a fucking nub druid.


    He's Tsar? My...uh, wow.

    heh

    umm

    forumpwnd the other day IMO

    I was? What thread and by who?

    I'm not telling. It's half the fun. Manif, don't tell him.

    :roll:

    SeñorAmor on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Why, he's still welcome to chat with us there.

    I know. He's just an annoying ass, imo.

    I'd rather be an annoying ass than an insufferable cunt. IMO.

    k, 'cept I'm not, but ok, you just keep going on believing that.


    Let's find out if I'm right.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    no u no u no u no u no u no u

    sarukun on
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Seriously people, touching the bathroom door handle isn't gonna kill you. You touch about a million other things every day that are just as germ-infested, if not more.

    Hey look at me, I'm the Geek. I'm totally contrary and germ-ridden!

    Send me all your gold and stuff in WoW if you're closing your account. I'm cooler then Futility.


    My account is closed already. I can't even login.

    Close your acct at the pa-guilds.com forums too, please.

    Why, he's still welcome to chat with us there.

    I know. He's just an annoying ass, imo.

    I'd rather be an annoying ass than an insufferable cunt. IMO.

    k, 'cept I'm not, but ok, you just keep going on believing that.


    Let's find out if I'm right.

    Rad

    SeñorAmor on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    no u no u no u no u no u no u

    I finally realized what it is that drives me nuts about your posts.
    It's the fucking comic sans in your sig.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    what's wrong with comic sans

    comic sans is for comics that's why it's called comic sans

    Whippy on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    no u no u no u no u no u no u

    I finally realized what it is that drives me nuts about your posts.
    It's the fucking comic sans in your sig.

    I'm not married to it.

    sarukun on
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    2007-02-11.gif

    Whippy on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what's wrong with comic sans

    comic sans is for comics that's why it's called comic sans

    It's a bad font, even for comics. It's just horrible looking.


    sarukun wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    no u no u no u no u no u no u

    I finally realized what it is that drives me nuts about your posts.
    It's the fucking comic sans in your sig.

    I'm not married to it.

    It makes everything look very 1994.
    Ban Comic Sans

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Whippy am I a bad person for laughing at that.

    Pata on
    SRWWSig.pngEpisode 5: Mecha-World, Mecha-nisim, Mecha-beasts
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't even remember why I picked it.


    I didn't really put a lot of thought into that sig.


    Notice the awesome lens flare.

    sarukun on
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Everyone vote for the 2nd yes. It's "super yes"!

    SeñorAmor on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Everyone vote for the 2nd yes. It's "super yes"!

    Silence cunt, let the people choose.

    Hunter on
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IMO you're all dumb and should join the SE++ fantasy baseball league.

    IMHO

    Wise_a on
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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man, my job is awesome...except for the asshole pets like the jack russell who fucking bit my finger last night while I was trying to pill him....fucker got me right at the cuticle so now theres a fucking under the nail bruise. Also it hurts like a damn bitch. I do not like jack russells, no sir.

    arithena on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Everyone vote for the 2nd yes. It's "super yes"!

    Silence cunt, let the people choose.

    Naw.

    Option 2, folks. :)

    SeñorAmor on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Where do you work, Ari?

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    vet hosp in woodinville

    arithena on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like my job, it's varied and I get good benefits even if my pay is mediocre.

    My supervisor makes some really crude jokes sometimes though.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Don't even get me started on the IT people here...

    Give them to me; I will break them...slowly.

    Yeah, if The AOL police where ever a real group of people, and also where 40-year-old men, it would be the IT guys here.

    Curly_Brace on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dumbasses at work? i like this thread.
    fetchcomic.jpg

    the above comic is a true story.
    except for the ball.
    i do not yet own a ball.

    SHE'S AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT.
    HOW THE FSCK DID SHE GET HER JOB.

    HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK.

    mully on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guys, i hit the jackpot with my vote

    Untitled.png

    what do i win?

    potatoe on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mully make my sig please I will send you hugs via courier

    Weaver on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    guys, i hit the jackpot with my vote

    Untitled.png

    what do i win?

    Dick in the ear?

    sarukun on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    guys, i hit the jackpot with my vote

    Untitled.png

    what do i win?

    well if man is 5
    and the devil is 6
    then that must make you 7

    mully on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    man it is friday and I do not want to be at work I just want to go home and play mount and blade and take lots of naps is that so wrong no it is not

    Rankenphile on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    its friday and i wish i were back at work
    because i should be cleaning right now
    but who wants that
    also i have to go back to work in like
    30 minutes
    and it is poooooouring
    :( !

    mully on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    It's Friday, I'm in love

    doot doot-doo doot doot

    Bogey on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mully! Bring a bottle of vicadin to work with you and tell her they are weight loss pills.

    She'll get addicted and you can steal her job.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
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    arithenaarithena Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    rain is good though! Go walk around in it. Play in it. People will think you're crazy.

    arithena on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mully wrote: »
    its friday and i wish i were back at work
    because i should be cleaning right now
    but who wants that
    also i have to go back to work in like
    30 minutes
    and it is poooooouring
    :( !

    It's not that bad Mully. Get an umbrella.

    Also.. try commuting from Surrey to Burnaby in this.

    Weretaco on
    Unofficial PA IRC chat: #paforums at irc.slashnet.org
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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like that her mouse is attached to her hovering monitor.

    Forever Zefiro on
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