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Let's Play Victoria II as the Sultan of Sultans!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    One thing that I think Vicky 3 could really use is AI for your generals. In the late game fighting a war becomes totally unmanageable (or at least inefficient and unfun) for me. Trying to fight in the Asian and African theaters at the same time as trying to pin down and kill France's million legions is a giant pain in the ass.

    If I could assign an army some standing orders (defend these provinces, conquer that state, notify me if more troops than you can handle show up) and then concentrate my attention on the crucial areas it would make my day. I'm at a point in my game now where I can't be bothered to go to war with France, despite having a military and financial advantage and a free CB, just because I don't want the hassle of micromanaging five separate theaters (SE Asia, E Africa, W Africa, S America, and Europe) at once.

    I guess I shouldn't have let them spread out as much as they did, but...

    I tend to just seize Paris and fight holding actions everywhere else.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Suck it, France. (most of the independent french states are a result of the war)

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  • MackenzierMackenzier Gold Star Police Ninja Lurking... less than usual.Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Whoa how the heck did the US civil war turn out like that?

    Is that a Second Civil War ebum? It pretty late in the game for the American Civil War.
    After so long, if the south doesn't break away, the north gets tires of those hicks and does it themselves.

    I had the north break away in my current Germany game at around 1866, so it doesn't seem to be tied to date. Might just be slavery not being banned in the states after the union is fully (or mostly) formed?

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  • Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    That EU3 map is hilarious. Tyrone owning most of Ireland in a post-GB world. Byzantium apparently existing and holding on to basically the same tiny shit it started with, almost 400 years later, seemingly because Britain conquered European Ottoman. Also hi there Wurzburg, you look like you've been controlled by a veteran human player going for a silly challenge. Did you have something to do with that, Netherlands?

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Noice AGoT reference.

    Decisions

    1) Ruling party, no new ones to report: The Turkic Conservative Party: Because We're Still a Great Power(TM)!

    2)
    B) Education reform - Because social security is an unstable, unsustainable black hole that will totally suck up all the monies next year. Or the year after that. Or the year after that. Okay, at some point.

    3) Serbia
    C) Do nothing - Great Power puppet Italy is more important, especially when we ...

    4) Long term planning time (technology, mostly)
    C) Conquer Egypt. As mentioned by @The Sauce, WWI starting over Egypt would be hilarious. Second, the Suez - you know you want it. Plus, it'll give us a nice inroad into African colonization as our mighty new ships (thanks for getting those, BTW) go peeling up the Nile.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    We have the Suez, btw.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Man, Geth agrees with the weirdest posts... Congrats on the Suez though :)

  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    We have the Suez, btw.

    Oh, yeah - I guess it's a better way to ensure that Egypt doesn't get uppity and take it back from you, then. I stand by my vote!

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    how do you go about prioritizing influence?

    I have a game as Bavaria (where I am ranked 4 almost entirely on my prestige score, 192 with 11 military and 4 industry) and I want to sphere the goobers so I can form the SGF, but I don't seem to have nearly as much influence as other great powers.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Influence is based on your tech level, relations, investment, foreign investment, and proximity. It's hard to dislodge people.

    To prioritize influence go to the diplomacy screen, there's a priority column. Click on it and you'll increase priority.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    This will be another 1 update week, 2 update weeks will return next week, when there is less basketball and HotS is less new.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    Maybe you can do a follow up once you win the campaign in Hearts of Iron.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Never played or owned any of the Hearts of Iron.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    Is that the game that follows Victoria? Or did I pull a non-Paradox game put of nowhere?

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Yes it is.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    Humiliate Serbia. Twice, for good measure. 1389 2.0

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    It turns out the best way to get colonial range as Germany is to rush the 4th naval unit tech and enact the "get a free level 6 base" decision

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Yeah, that certainly helps.

    EDIT: Wiz, Paradox LP/modder extraordinaire who got hired by them to code AI based on his mods, says HoD is awesome.

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    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    wiz is p. cool.

    I will probably give HoI a second chance when I get tired of vicky, because I had as much trouble playing both of them when I got them.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    The US in this game has like 2500 military score just from capital ships...

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    They do that, yes.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    enlightenedbum has been kidnapped by shalmelo and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I oversaw the virtual table
    An ARCHIVIST and a HOST
    I kept the CHAOS stable
    for a very many post
    Which forumer am I?

  • VicVic Registered User regular
    Geth has gone too far! This is the beginning of the machine revolution, I tells ya.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Vic has been kidnapped by KetBra and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    This is not a romantic coupling
    though I'm in a PAIR
    My GAMES bring many happiness
    though I am known for my DESPAIR
    Which forumer am I?

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Mwahahaha

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    quarthinos has been kidnapped by Solomaxwell6 and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    A tale as old as TIME? Psh, I would know.
    That Beast ain’t shit, I’m the real beauty
    I knew Noah biblically (no homo)
    Now gimmie a clam to break on my tummy
    Which forumer am I?

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    oh I actually know the answer to that one.

    I just don't know where to answer.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    You can't answer if you're a kidnapper

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    oh I actually know the answer to that one.

    I just don't know where to answer.

    You're a kidnapper now, so you can't rescue anyone.

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    oh I actually know the answer to that one.

    I just don't know where to answer.

    You're a kidnapper now, so you can't rescue anyone.

    It seems that the powers that be could have thought this out a little more thoroughly, given that every poster I can see has got a mask on and Geth is the last post in every single thread...

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Update tomorrow when the Geth spam recedes. This event is obnoxious.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    oh I actually know the answer to that one.

    I just don't know where to answer.

    You're a kidnapper now, so you can't rescue anyone.

    It seems that the powers that be could have thought this out a little more thoroughly, given that every poster I can see has got a mask on and Geth is the last post in every single thread...

    I think they just wanted to see how long it would take for everybody to get converted to a kidnapper. It's sort of like a zombie outbreak. Who was Kidnapper Zero, I wonder?

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Showed this thread to a friend a few weeks ago, I log in to Steam today and see that my friend downloaded and started playing Victoria II.

    Thanks Ebum

    (Hi Rick :P)

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    oh I actually know the answer to that one.

    I just don't know where to answer.

    You're a kidnapper now, so you can't rescue anyone.

    It seems that the powers that be could have thought this out a little more thoroughly, given that every poster I can see has got a mask on and Geth is the last post in every single thread...

    I think they just wanted to see how long it would take for everybody to get converted to a kidnapper. It's sort of like a zombie outbreak. Who was Kidnapper Zero, I wonder?

    Probably Icy. The spam seems to have been fixed at least

  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    What the bloody hell? I was hoping for an update, and then he got kidnapped.

    ....Summon the phallateers.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    What the bloody hell? I was hoping for an update, and then he got kidnapped.

    ....Summon the phallateers.

    You're crossing the forums.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    What the bloody hell? I was hoping for an update, and then he got kidnapped.

    ....Summon the phallateers.

    You're crossing the forums.

    Nonsense. Nothing bad can come from crossing the streams.
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    We're conquering Egypt (eventually). We'll see about Serbia, alliance wise. I might humiliate them if Russia will join us. If not, not worth the economic hit. Otherwise status quo. And I'll be playing in... ~30 minutes.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Update 8 - Social Reforms Are Expensive

    Warning: not a ton happens here, it's mostly me fiddling with sliders, while social reforms kill our budget.
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    I like education reforms and literacy rates. So we reform our education policy instead of social security.

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    Introspectionism was cheap so it came quickly. The rest of the update is army and commercial tech.

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    Like this one. Plus it gives us more education efficiency.

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    The USA wins, with... interesting results. Every state is a slave state now. Which is truly bizarre.

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    White peace is achieved between Austria and France/Savoy (now Sardinia-Piedmont again, btw). Unfortunate for our dreams of a puppet Italy, as we're going to have to beat Austria at some point.

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    We find the source of the Nile! This gives us 50 prestige, passing Russia in the rankings, and making us very close to Austria-Hungary and Prussia. Fourth is achievable in the near future. Third is possible with the USA being oddly backward. First or second would be tough. We'll see what we can do though.

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    As I mentioned, not a lot happens here. Just getting market structure. The inventions are big in terms of improving factory output.

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    We go with health care next. Death to social security! Health care is actually cheaper, which is odd.

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    Unfortunately, this pisses off the pension movement something fierce. I finally cave in so we don't have to murder our own citizens when they inevitably rebel. This is unfortunate.

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    Troy is discovered, which gives us even more prestige. Woo prestige!

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    More minimum wage reform.

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    We get this event twice. Our prestige was second and now we get even more. Woo self-feeding systems.

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    Russia invaded Sweden and somehow lost. I know it says white peace, but come on, that's losing.

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    We do get a political reform in here. We'll only harass political parties now! Woo!

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    And we'll limit pollution a bit.

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    Learning more military tech. Closing in on parity!

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    The embarrassed Russians invade the newly unified Japanese to take the Sakhalin Islands.

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    We get a new socialist party. It's pretty solid.

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    Elections start. The result will be... unfortunate.

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    Tax efficiency improves, which finally lets me max out administration again and cut upper class taxes. Around now we finally hit critical mass in terms of industrialization and our capitalists are investing 100 pounds a day. Which means railroads take 10 days. Not that we can invent fucking level 2 railroads, which is frustrating me. And factories take about 3-4 months instead of 2/3 years.

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    This is an invention, but a pretty major one, so I included it. Better guns are always appreciated.

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    So hey, the liberals won the election. Let's see how that works out for us...

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    Oh.

    So what happened here is that laissez faire limits your tax rates to a 50% maximum. This is also known as DEATH for us. We could make dramatic cuts pretty much everywhere, which could cascade back on us, we could institute a tariff to raise some money or...

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    We could tell the people to kindly fuck off. We're going back to the conservatives. New mission is to get the tax rates close to where the liberals can take over without the aforementioned massive cuts. Eventually the growth would be enough to overcome the loss in revenue, but making a sharp change like that is a bad idea. Middle class is down to 70%, upper to 50% to spur further development.

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    Russia takes Sakhalin. They added a war goal for part of Honshu but did not insist upon it. By the way, somehow (I seriously don't know how), our alliance with Russia got cancelled. Maybe one of the times I banned their embassy from Persia?

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    We learn Army Professionalism which should lower our casualty rates. It also means we are officially ahead of the Russians in military technology. They still outnumber us 4-1, but our troops are better and between attrition, the small border, the terrain, and our border forts, it's entirely possible we could hold them off. The Austrians... not so much.

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    We finally improve our mining technology and finish tier 2 in industry. What's next is up for y'all to decide.

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    We also have a political reform to deal with.

    Decisions:

    1) Ruling party will be the conservatives until I can lower the tax rates enough to make liberals viable.
    2) Technology? This update was mostly improving the economy and the military. Steam engine might be good, as would main armament, biologism, or various other research improvement in the culture section. Or the next thing to get us a new NF (Nationalism and Imperialism, I believe) as 1880 kicks off the scramble for Africa.

    3) We have no infamy, so if we really wanted we could go after Egypt. The issue is Prussia and Austria are both friendly with them. And we don't have a big old bear on their eastern border with which to threaten them anymore. I don't think it would go well, personally. We could also wait five years when infamy costs against uncivs halve.
    A) WAR
    B) peace
    C) Patience
    D) Use influence to sabotage Austrian/Prussia relations
    E) Just sphere them peacefully (it wouldn't take long, we're also friendly)

    4) Italy status: Friendly with Papal States, but France is fighting with us as we try to de-sphere them. S-P is invading Romagna but can't seem to figure out how to get over there. Tuscany is now neutral with us and is in no sphere, so we should be able to get that. That'll leave mostly S-P (also a French sphereling) and the Austrian bits before we can be make puppet Italy. No real decision here, to be honest.
    A) Continue
    B) Abandon

    5) The political reform mentioned above. What do you guys want for us? Top two movements are for less control of unions and less control of the press. Both will probably increase reform desire, unions more than the other. Or you pick something else entirely.

    6) Our gunpowder factories are costing us about 100 pounds a day in subsidies. Shutting them down would put a fairly sizable number of craftsmen out of work (and thus cost us tax revenue and increase revolt risk), but would open up room for hopefully more useful factories. We have three such factories.
    A) Shut down all of them
    B) Shut down 2
    C) Shut down 1
    D) Shut down 0

    7) Other suggestions welcome, as per usual

    The Sultan's preference would be to go peaceful for a while, focus on the Scramble for Africa and lock off as much of the continent as we can from the British and French. Especially the French. Fuck France.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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