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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    megafrost because i don't want to tie it and also premium is a cute little dwarf, who could vote for him

    I have a lump of coal for you and I will feed it to you ore-ally.

    Are you suggesting Langly has been poisoned!?

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Unfortunately, yes. There's no mercurey for it.

    GizzyOminousLozengefacetiousIron Weasel
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    What a fiendish plot!

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Hmmm I am not sure about the sanity of my fellow prisoners, or my jailers

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    premium

    Bc I love puns

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I mean .... Meow?

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    The witching hour... curses are half price

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    How much for a good go to hell?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Voting Closes in 53 minutes

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    How much for a good go to hell?

    Too late. We're already there.

    OminousLozenge
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    *The Bird watches the end stuggles of the masses as she plucks a feather from her coat.* Letting it float down as it passes on the breeze.* RAWRK * The bird flaps over the where the man on the throne is sitting. She settles down on the backrest. She is quiet for the moment.*

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Why did y'all have to be so adamantine about this? When I'm gone you're really going to mithril me.

    Brasses.

    Megafrost on
    facetiousGizzy
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    *decays, applauding*

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Voting closed! Narration in progress...

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2013
    Who am I to argue with the will of the fools? Let us all see where this madness takes us!

    !Megafrost

    Larlar on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Whoops.

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    HA

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Silence!

    You're laughing too loud.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    What the nine hells is going on here?

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    ha
    Is that better?

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Yes, thank you.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    What the nine hells is going on here?

    The tenth hell

    Erin The Red
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    The Inevitable Night 1: Evil That Men Do

    "It seems your 'friends' have made a decision, <Megafrost>." The Aquaintance smirked. "It seems your fate finally caught up to you. How many years did you suffer Shibbolyth indignities? How many years did you spit on the Cartagran name?"

    The Acquaintance pointed his finger at <Megafrost>.

    "And how many Omertan sloths gave you an open palm?"

    "You bastard I'll-" began <Megafrost>

    *SNAP*

    A silence fell upon the group. They waited, anxiously, for something to happen. Anything. Then suddenly...

    "ENOUGH!"

    It was <premium>, the traveling salesman.

    "Are you going to do anything to us? Is all just a sadistic game for you?"

    "Someone-"

    An explosion ripped through the wall behind where the Acquaintance was standing.

    "-hasn't been paying attention."

    All eyes fell upon the gaping hole. Two furious eyes of amber fire flickered faintly, illuminating two giant goat horns beset in obsidian fur.

    "This isn't my game. "

    The eyes glared at <Bradicus Maximus>, incinerating him instantly.

    "I didn't even prepare the sacrifice!"

    A giant hand reached out from the hole. Brass claws scratched deep grooves into the cobblestones as <Megafrost> was dragged away screaming.

    "Nooo! Why didn't you listen to me! Why didn't anyone else believe! It was <premium> that set this up! It was-"

    "Oh. Him?"

    <Premium> lay in a pool of black blood.

    "No. No, I don't think it's his fault, really."

    The Acquaintance stood there as the crowd was frozen in fear. The heavy breathing of the beast from beyond the wall had quieted to a whisper.

    "And if you check <Mill>, I'm sure you'll find that he could have used medical attention at the start of my dramatic speech."

    "Toodles!"

    The Acquaintance disappeared in an instant, and it would be seconds before anyone realized that he was just hiding behind the stone chair, snickering to himself. He won't disappear so easily.

    Somewhere in the room, the buzzing of Flies could be heard...

    DAY ONE END :
    There are 9 shards remaining.
    Megafrost was innocent, why did you do that to him?
    And Premium? Surely it was your own fault he died.
    But Bradicus? Yeah. That one's on the demons, for sure.
    As for Mill...that looks like a knife wound to me, but I'm no expert.

    Oh, I guess I shouldn't do meta commentary? Blast, I thought my hiding spot was perfect.



    NEW MECHANIC: CURSES

    Curses are permanent effects that are debilitating when cast. Once in effect, they cannot be removed except by death or a rare, forbidden power. They effect The Game in numerous ways.

    The Curse of Flies has been cast...
    The Curse of Splinters has been cast...
    Addendum: The Curse of Corruption has been cast...

    Good luck.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    INACTIVUS HUNGERS

    THE FIRST NIGHT PASSED AND THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY WARNING

    DO NOT MISS YOUR VOTE OR YOUR POST REQUIREMENT (2 per day) OR FACE THE DIRE CONSEQUENCES!

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    The old shit liner is coming to port and I'm here to tie it up.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    That was an awesome narration/results

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Well, this may be more interesting then I thought.

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    HEY

    bradicus can't catch a day 1 break

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Haha goddamn, as always Munkus's narrations own.

    Also I hate everyone who voted for MegaFrost. I was really enjoying the puns.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    Do you know what a shit rope is, Bucketman?

    It's a rope, covered with shit that murderers and demons try to hold onto.

    You see, the shit kinda acts like grease; the harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on, the faster you slide down the rope, Bucketman.

    All the way to hell.

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  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    OoooOoOoooo
    Alright, who has it in for me every phalla now?
    oo

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Curses!

    In both the exclamatory and literal sense!

    facetious
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Addendum: Since the Curse of Corruption is a Curse in flavor only and not mechanically.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    So, attempting to summarize:

    Megafrost died green from the vote.
    premium died ??? from the vig.
    Bradicus died green from the mafia.
    Mill died ??? from the SK

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Also, curses are a thing.

    Edit: And shards.

    MrTLicious on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    18. Quinn Glover – premium - dead, village
    22. Johnson Barlet – Mill - dead, village
    33. Christopher Kendrick - Megafrost - dead, village
    34. Craig Daniels – Bradicus Maximus - dead, village

    So, Does this mean the listed dead were villagers? Specifically, that they were not demons?

    ObiFett on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    18. Quinn Glover – premium - dead, village
    22. Johnson Barlet – Mill - dead, village
    33. Christopher Kendrick - Megafrost - dead, village
    34. Craig Daniels – Bradicus Maximus - dead, village

    So, Does this mean the listed dead were villagers? Specifically, that they were not demons?

    Normal villagers will be just be bolded in death. Specials are blue, demons are red, OSA is goldenrod, and shards are purple.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That was a goldmine of a clarification.

    Thanks!

    kimefacetiousMrTLiciousGandalf_the_CrazedjdarksunOminousLozengeIron Weasel
  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    So no special color, no village PM, Munkus is not a friend of the common man it seems.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Would you rather me add the colors to each villager or would you rather the narrations go up super duper quick?

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