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Growing Grass in the Backyard (this not a puberty thread)

spool32spool32 Contrary LibraryRegistered User, Transition Team regular
edited March 2013 in Help / Advice Forum
For the last (almost) two years I've basically abandoned my backyard. The reason was largely financial - water is expensive and my lawn mower was stolen. Anyhow, the result of that policy can be expressed in two lists.

A) Things my backyard has growing in it:

1) sticky weeds that gum up my lawn mower
2) violent, malevolent sticker bushes
3) some sort of milkweed that the dog is desperately allergic to
4) a couple of massive tree-like things that look and grow like weeds
5) cacti
6) feral cats


B) Things my backyard does not have growing in it:
1) grass
2) flowers
3) happiness

I'd like to change this! Unfortunately I have no idea how to go about it. My backyard is approximately .25 acres, and gets full Texas sun (95F-105F for at least two solid months every year) from mid-morning to late late evening. It has no sprinkler system. My first idea was to cut all the weeds down to the dirt, run a tiller across the entire yard, and seed it with new grass. Then I assumed I'd spend a season or two digging weeds and otherwise fighting the good fight. I did a little calling around though, and two different "grass" dealers have told me that's hopeless and I should buy $1700 in sod from them instead.

I don't want to spend $1700 on sod, but I really must do something. Our dogs need a backyard that doesn't leave them limping from burrs and literally scratching or chewing their fur off every spring from the allergic reaction to touching the weeds. Our kids need to be able to go outside and play in the not-street without spending an hour extracting stickers from their clothes. I need to grill hamburgers without setting off the smoke alarms.

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to go about destroying the weeds without poisoning the earth Roundup-style, or any suggestions for what sort of grass blend will do well in full midday Texas sun? Am I really stuck with sod as my only solution?

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  • mtsmts Dr. Robot King Registered User regular
    of course the grass dealers want you to buy their sod.

    i think you haev the right thought process, pull it up, til, round up. round up again. seed and water. the trick will be in teh timing, as you probably want to get on this now while the temps are still cooler. ideally you will kill any seeds and roots in the ground before putting down your new seed. and make sure you find seed of a hearty variety

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Also, you have to water the shit out of new seed after tilling. I watered every 2 hours or so while it was growing. Took a few weeks of that and then all was good.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    schuss wrote: »
    Also, you have to water the shit out of new seed after tilling. I watered every 2 hours or so while it was growing. Took a few weeks of that and then all was good.

    What'd you use for seed?

  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Have you considered clover lawns? They use less water and still look green when grass naturally turns yellow, require less mowing and since they are very competitive they crowd out weeds. Do some reading up on them to make sure it'd work for you, but you should be aware that a green weed free lawn is a hell of a time /water investment.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    The Master Gardener program will answer any questions you have about how to achieve your goal far better than most people here can since they can take into account local climate.

    here's a link by county for texas

    http://mastergardener.tamu.edu/county-programs/

  • dporowskidporowski Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Frankly, I'd look into something not-grass. There are many plants that grow in Texas, and lush green lawn grass is not really one of them. Can probably use local/tolerant plants to put in something nice, attractive, relatively easy to maintain, and tolerant of both sun and not needing the obsessive watering that a "proper lawn" would.


    Please note that I do not actually know myself what those are, as I live someplace where the local flower is "mildew" and we water our lawns by bailing.


    Edit: Oh hey, clover, there you go! I favor "rocks" myself, never gonna have to mow THOSE...

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Not going to spread rocks over a quarter-acre of ground!

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Mulch "lawns" with a considerable amount of shade trees and planters are an alternative path. You don't have to water it, and can instead focus on the big plants/planters where needed. You do occasionally need to weed, though.

    If you are dealing with a lot of direct sunlight problems you may want to get an arbor over your flowerbeds to mitigate some of the light.

    The clover lawn thing, though, is totally new to me and sounds fantastic.

  • EggyToastEggyToast Jersey CityRegistered User regular
    It doesn't sound like you're too into maintenance, so I'd also agree that you should look for something not-grass. At least, not lawn. Since you have a quarter acre, you'll probably want to deal with a variety of elements, likely involving sectioning your yard into more manageable areas.

    Does your yard border someone else's yard in a way that necessitates you take into account what they're doing?

    You can do a mixture of shrub, prairie grasses, and the like that should suck moisture away from weeds while being contained. If you convert a fair portion of your yard to chaparral, you won't have to maintain it and it will still look attractive and natural -- without being full of nasty weeds. Weeds tend to grow in in-between areas since they're opportunistic. However, you can still convert an area of your yard to actual lawn or something similar for your dogs/you.

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    schuss wrote: »
    Also, you have to water the shit out of new seed after tilling. I watered every 2 hours or so while it was growing. Took a few weeks of that and then all was good.

    What'd you use for seed?

    Just standard grass seed? I forget, was 8 years ago.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    My yard is entirely fenced in, so sectioning off part of it for a herb garden or something like that would be possible, yes. I'll take some photos this evening and post them! I'm going to have at least one large tree added, in an exchange deal with a company who offered to remove some giant agave in trade for one or two.

  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    You always have the option to turf with artificial turf, as silly as it sounds a friend of mine works for a company in CA that sells and turfs residential developments. No mowing, no watering, and its always green so many new developments are utilizing it and listing it as a "feature" of the properties.

  • L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    What about prairie grass, that's all the rage these days? You plant it, ignore it for something like two or 3 years, and then burn it down. The local fire departments supposedly will help you out there, depending on municipality and all that jazz.

  • RUNN1NGMANRUNN1NGMAN Registered User regular
    To echo previous advice, you need to roundup the shit out of your yard if you want to start over. Talk to the local cooperative extension about what seed cultivars are recommended for your area, and buy that seed. Buying anything else is a waste. Also, look at different types of grass within those recommended cultivars to figure out what fits your needs. Even within warm season grasses, there are some that need lots of water and some that don't.

  • DjeetDjeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    If you are in a position to redo the whole thing I would take some time to really think this out. 1st, if you plan on putting down turf grass over the whole (or large percentage of the) yard then you still have the original problems: you have to water (a lot during those long hot dry spells) and you have to mow. Depending on your area St. Augustine may be your only decent opting for traditional grass (very drought tolerant), and this is not available in seed, only sod. If I were to redo my whole back yard I would have a mixture of raised beds, raised veggie gardens, drought tolerant perennials for specimens, no traditional turf grass, prairie grasses or other native grasses, and fill in the rest with mulch/rocks and put in winding paths. In most places in Texas having a traditional turf lawn means wasting a lot of water to have a dead looking yard for 3-4 months of the year.

    Note: I'm a 9 year homeowner in central Texas with turf grass in front and back.


    Edit: I really like CTG (http://www.klru.org/ctg/) as a resource.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Personally, I'd try to section the yard off some. The thought of trying to mow and maintain a yard that large (Google says approx 10,000 square feet?), in Texas heat, even with a ride on mower... It sounds less then appealing to me.
    Maybe a section that's pea gravel bordered by railroad ties, maybe put up some kind of playset or fort for the kids to play on. You could build a dog run for the dogs to play in (to keep them from encountering the weeds, would also limit where you need to look for doggie bombs). Maybe look into xeriscaping some of the space (using native/local plants and rocks), maybe a gravel/flagstone walkway through the yard to separate the different zones.

    That clover lawn idea looked pretty cool to me. Had some of that growing at my old place in the back yard, the stuff simply would not die. Wish I had thought to spread it around some instead of trying to fight it...

  • hsuhsu Registered User regular
    I installed sod last year. Like others have said, I watered like crazy: twice a day, an hour each time, for 1 month.

    I had friends who went the grass seed route. They watered even more than I did (3 times a day for 2 months), and they bought a crap ton of seed. They bought easily 3x the amounts suggested to them on the packages.

    And I'm from Boston, where it is relatively easy to grow grass. In Texas, you'll probably be watering twice a day for the rest of your life.

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  • BenditBendit Cømþü†€r Šýš†emš Anålýš† Ðeñv€r¸ ColørådøRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I have done from total-weed-lot to grass-lot before. Here's my opinion.

    Rent the BIG tiller. It's hydraulic and comes with its own trailer. If not, a puny tiller will bog-down and stall. Some established weeds really have strong roots.

    Till the crap out of the desired area. While you are performing your tillage, have somebody else behind you with a rake. Remove the weed chunks that are obvious.

    When you think you are done, cover the area with black (opaque) landscaping fabric. Weight it down with rocks or anchor with with stakes. The idea is not to have sun hit the area you just processed. If not, you'll have new undesired plants growing within a week.

    You can then take your time and landscape the areas that you want. Oh, and doing all this early-spring is best, before the weeds "wake up" for the summer.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    @Antinumeric the clover lawn idea is something I've never heard of before and it's amazing

    My backyard is a desert from two straight years of drought and the dog's favorite pastime is rolling around in the dirt/mud back there. I'm gonna try to lay down some clover seed in a few weeks just to keep it from being a mud pile.

    Anybody have any experience dealing with trying to lay down seed with a dog? He's gonna have to spend some time back there while it's growing. He's not destructive but I feel like just him running around will put a damper on things.

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  • supabeastsupabeast Registered User regular
    Anybody have any experience dealing with trying to lay down seed with a dog?

    Don’t let the dog on the lawn until it’s established. I would just plan on a season of several dog walks a day if you really want to seed an entire yard.

  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Round Rock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Djeet wrote: »
    Depending on your area St. Augustine may be your only decent opting for traditional grass (very drought tolerant), and this is not available in seed, only sod.

    Just noticed this on Wikipedia
    Only recently has commercially valuable viable seed for St. Augustine become available, so it has typically been propagated by plugs, sprigs, or sod.

    so that might be worth looking into.

    A couple of years ago I read an article about someone that just had to nuke their whole yard and start over, and they did that using a plastic tarp and other stuff to kill everything (no chemicals from what I recall), then replaced the topsoil. I'll see if I can find it.

    Edit: Not the exact one, but it's close enough. http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Gardening/diggin-it/2011/0822/Soil-solarization-A-chemical-free-way-to-get-rid-of-weeds-and-unwanted-grass

    My only reservation about clover is that it's a weed and while it will make your lawn look nice being full of it, if it spreads to your neighbors grass yards, they aren't going to be very happy with you. I don't know if there's something you can do to your perimeter to stop it from spreading.

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  • DjeetDjeet Registered User regular
    Laying down a fabric or weedblock over an area is called "solarizing". The point of it is to block light from weed/grass and elevate the temp of the soil, usually for pest control. I'm not sure how you'd go about it w/r/to prep for sod or seed. Problem here is if you solarize for 4-6 weeks you are now well into a hotter season and keeping the soil damp for 3-6 weeks (which is what you need to do to germinate and establish grass from seed) is going to be a lot tougher.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited March 2013
    Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that, I need to get this started before April gets here if at all possible. Right now I'm just waiting on my tax return to rent the tiller and buy the seed...

    Pictures forthcoming, for those interested! I'll try and do some before / after in the interest of science (and awesome farming).

    At the moment I'm leaning toward zoysiagrass and clover, and sectioning off some of the yard as people have suggested, for not-grass covered with mulch or something and bushes that will resist the dog urine tolerably well.

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  • MyiagrosMyiagros Registered User regular
    My fiancee recently went to a seminar about grass growth since we have some fields for horses. Their main suggestion for weeds was to plant ryegrass. It will overtake the weeds and prevent them from growing more but you should definitely pull and destroy the burs and sticky weeds first.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    solarizing takes a long time but i've heard it's the best way to "scorch the earth" (so to speak) and start fresh.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Clover sounds awesome, and I'd agree with sectioning off large swaths of the yard for a garden, even if you just plant ornamental bushes (though you should totally grow food). Mulch is your friend here; it holds moisture and keeps plants' roots cool. You may have luck getting a tree service to drop loads of woodchips at your house for free, since they often struggle with finding places to dump the stuff.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Every Christmas the neighborhood mulches all the trees and leaves the pile in a parking lot near the school for people to come take as they see fit... it's gone now but next year I'll be able to replenish for free.

    I'd love to grow food but I think it'll just start out with a rosemary bush or two and a crapload of green onions and sage. Baby steps...

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    If you wanna go with herbs you may wanna check out thai basil. I had a bit of an herb garden going for a while and I imagine the climate here in FL is similar to what you'll get. My basil really took off, like, it got kind of out of control and ended up crowding everything out unless I fought it back, which I only did because I was using a very small planter, I also think it looks nice when it flowers.

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  • Eggplant WizardEggplant Wizard Little Rock, ARRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    St. Augustine doesn't work too well if you're too far from the coast. I don't think clover works in the south either. It's basically an annual in hot climates.

    Ultimately you're probably looking at Bermuda or Zoysia. I think you can get some crappy Bermuda that will grow from seed, but all the good stuff is going to be sod. And you're going to have to water it a lot. Zoysia is awesome, but expensive and tends to choke itself out if you don't put manure on it or something every few years. With Bermuda you have the upright stems, so you get to play the "I have to mow it every 3 days in the summer or the stems grow too fast and I chopped off all the blades and now my lawn is yellow" game.

    This post is more pessimistic than I originally intended.

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  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'd definitely section off things. That is a really big yard and frankly, that much grass is not only a pain in the ass to maintain, it's kind of boring.

    For clearing, depending on you areas ordinances. For some of the more obnoxious, nasty and difficult weeds, you might want to just consider burning them if that won't be an issue. If you set up a fire right, you won't need a large one and if you keep it going long enough on a spot, that will kill everything there.

    Once you clear spots, definitely look into a grass that is local to your part of Texas or can grow there without lots of water. Do the same for any perennials, annuals, shrubs, vines or trees you're considering. If it's there purely as landscaping, you'll want something that doesn't need tons of water to survive in Texas. Soil is a factor here, along with ph, so you may have to tailor your set up around those two if you don't want to spend lots of effort on improving the ground, changing and maintaining ph or building raised beds.

    As for growing things to use for cooking. Herbs will probably be your best bet for low maintenance. Again check to see what does well in your part of Texas without lots of water, I'd help but I'm mostly familiar with what works where I live and I'm pretty sure central VA doesn't compare that well to Texas. As for veggies, you're kind of screwed here, most of the stuff that you'd probably be able to grow in Texas will need watering almost every day. If the soil is shit, either go with raised beds (more work but no water reservoirs that need to kept free of mosquito larva) or lay down plastic for a container garden (less work but you need to keep the saucers free of mosquito larva - this is what I do in VA, I solve the mosquito problem by power washing saucers often enough to kill larva before it can mature, do feel bad for the frogs and toads though). Another fun one to do if you're willing to water everyday, vegetable trellis, you can grow cheery tomatoes, cucumbers and hot peppers reasonable well with this method. Just a note, I don't know if you'll have a long enough season for any pea or cabbage family plants, once the temperature get high enough these plants tend to either die or just not do anything of value if they don't die quickly from the heat. Granted with a few plants, you might as well do a raised bed if you want to grow them because most containers just don't cut it for growing them (acorn squash, pumpkins and corn come to mind), suprisely with the right amount of water and proper nutrients, melon do reasonable well in some of the more easily accessible large planters.

  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I accidentally solarized a large portion of my lawn with a giant slip and slide and from my experience it takes about a week to kill everything under there, and basic black plastic works very well.

    Or very poorly depending on whether or not you meant to kill half your lawn by being too lazy to clean up after a 4th of July party

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  • DjeetDjeet Registered User regular
    Another good resource for gardening in Texas is A&M. In particular, if you're looking for drought tolerant perennials check out their Texas Superstars, most of them flower.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Here are three photos of my yard!

    Standing near the fence on one side. You can see an arbor-thing that I will be destroying.

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    Taken from the back stoop.

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    The other half, from near the back stoop.

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    All the cactus will be removed by a landscaping company... I might be able to get them to do a sizable portion of the work, depending on how highly they value the cacti I'm giving them.

  • DjeetDjeet Registered User regular
    Those are some nicely established plants. Why are you removing them? Aesthetic choice?

    I bring this up because those are the kinds of plants that will thrive without much maintenance in a xeric landscape.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Djeet wrote: »
    Those are some nicely established plants. Why are you removing them? Aesthetic choice?

    I bring this up because those are the kinds of plants that will thrive without much maintenance in a xeric landscape.

    The position of the ones in the center make it difficult to use a large part of the yard.... They're established but they're also very very sharp. Some of the spines are 4-5 inches long. You can't see it but on the other side of one is the massive carcass of another - they grow one massive stalk once in their life, and then die.

    When I say massive, it was as thick as my leg and at least 25ft tall, with a series of disgusting flowers on the top that everyone says stank like rotten meat and drew hordes of flies to them. Then it died and fell over, requiring that I dispose of an iron-hard shaft of stinking vegetation. The rest of the dead plant is inaccessible without stabbing myself and there are mice nesting within. The other one will probably do the same thing within 3-4 years. :(

    I want to replace them with a tree that will cast some afternoon shade on the back of the house and hopefully reduce my electric bill somewhat.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    This clover yard thing has me intrigued

  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    I vote for clover yard. Because then you can hunt leprechauns.

    I agree with your sentiment that a grass lawn is too much water & maintenance, particularly where you live.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    A couple questions for the lawn growers here:

    Wasps are a big problem down here in OK, but so is keeping a lawn green. The clover lawn seems like a great idea, however, I have three smaller kids (7, 5, and 4) and them getting stung is not on my to do list. Will mowing it to keep the clover blooms in check keep the bees and wasps at a decent, normal lawn level? Or is having that sweet luxurious soft clover lawn just going to attract the bees?

    Were moving next week and I've been looking for a low water solution to having a lawn the kids can play around in. I'm still unsold on clover due to the high traffic of the backyard, but the front yard (side yard, sorta) could use a little greenin', if you follow me.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I guess this is probably outside of your desired price range, but an Interlocked brick pad could suck up a decent amount of space there.

    They are easy enough to DIY too.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Yeah your yard is a nightmare man. Also the previous owner is a fucking retard.

    Judging from these pictures, it looks like the best bet is a scorched earth policy. Once you've killed them with a tarp, drop in some clover/grass mix.

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