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Iron Sky: A Space [Phalla] - Mafia victory!

FaranguFarangu I am a beardy manWith a beardy planRegistered User regular
edited March 2013 in Critical Failures
IRON SKY: A SPACE [Phalla]
With thanks to BL for many, many aspects of this phalla

Earth was at peace, for once. Her populace was happy, content, not outright bent on killing each other. With peace on Earth, humanity turned their gaze back to the stars. A new era of space exploration began, with the earliest vessels that took man past their atmosphere press-ganged into an expanded role. Many nations joined the United States in space, in relative harmony.

Of course, there had to be some snag in the plan, some unforeseen complication. Most predicted technical difficulties, or a breakdown in international relations.

No-one bet on a splinter group of Nazis that fled the shambles of WWII-era Germany to reside on a secret moon base launching a massive force to invade Earth.



They struck without warning. Massive fleets of what appeared to be Zeppelins emerged from the moon, launching squadrons of flying saucers from within, bristling with weaponry. While the saucers that had entered Earth’s atmosphere had been repelled, the space fleet was much more formidable. At first, it seemed all hope was lost. But then...



The political fallout of every nation having secretly armed their own primitive space vehicles would have to wait. The battle for the Earth has begun.

What is this?

This is a mini-Phalla for 30 players, based on the hilariously bad movie of the same name. Note: Familiarity with the movie will bring a little extra immersion, but is not required to play.

Ok.

This game is also an HP based game, that takes place over a multiple zone map.

Ok.

Each player will be in command of their own ship that helps comprise the Earth Defense Fleet. The goal of the village will be to track down and eliminate the Nazi sympathizers that have infiltrated your fleet. This will be made more difficult by the groups of space Zeppelins and fighters trying to shoot you down. Each night, you may vote to see whose spaceship will be remotely detonated by the U.N. in an attempt to find and destroy the traitors(the bureaucrats have to feel useful, after all.) Vote will close at 11:00 P.M. CST on the button. Edited vote posts will not count. All players MUST make at least one vote post and one non-vote post each day. Failure to do so will lead to your first zero-g walk with no suit on.

Ok.

...You’re usually a bit more animated.

You’re usually a bit more crazy.

Huh. Noted. Also, something about judging books by covers and whatnot.

Here are the basics to ship piloting:

Each ship has a total of 40 HP. Each night, you may choose from one of three actions: Attack, Evade, or Power to Weapons. Attack deals 10 damage to one target. Evade negates 10 damage done to you. Power to Weapons will have you deal an extra 10 damage to your next attack, but you cannot fire that same night. Ex. Night 1 you put power to weapons but may not fire, Night 2 you attack for 20 damage. When you attack, you may target one person in either your zone or a zone adjacent (no diagonals).

Each night you may also choose to move to an adjacent area on the map (again, no diagonals). You may fire your weapons and move on the same night, but if you do, your attacks will deal half damage, as there is only so much power in your ship.

This is the map:
maingrid.png

Each night, a group of zeppelins and fighters (whose make-up will be randomly determined) will launch from the moon onto the battlefield. They will target a ship in their zone to shoot at, and may be freely targeted by players. Their destruction is not required, but eliminating them may help you to live another night.

Standard Phalla rules apply: no sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots or direct quotation. As a matter of fact, no screenshots of anything. However, information may be shared indirectly, such as through rephrasing. You may not add new players to pre-existing private conversations after the first message - start a new conversation instead. No anonymous contact is allowed. All messages must be traceable to a player in the game. Once you are eliminated, you may not make any more game-related conversation with players remaining in the game.

If any players create proboards for private communication or interesting conversations including more than two players, please send links for them to the host and add him as an admin.

Please include the host on all game PM's.

Signup in the appropriate color in this thread, and when you sign up, you should also PM me what you want your ship to be named. Don’t include the fleet prefixes; just a name will suffice. Clarifications to be asked in bold orange.

Vanillager PM: You are the Captain of the ________. While still new to the whole spaceship captain thing, you don’t really have the opportunity to learn aside from blasting Nazis out of the sky. You win when all of the mafia have been eliminated.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Player List:
    1. Vertroue
    2. jdarksun
    3. MrTLicious
    4. OminousLozenzge, Captain of the HMS Buttezecks
    5. Iron Weasel
    6. The Anonymous
    7. premium
    8. Obifett
    9. BradicusMaximus
    10. kime, Captain of the LE Pretty Pony
    11. Mill
    12. Void Slayer, Captain of the ORP Heimdallr
    13. Sir Fabulous, Captain of the RFS Phalla Solution
    14. Assuran
    15. SeGaTai
    16. Mikey CTS
    17. Megafrost, Captain of the BNS Axalon
    18. Zombie Hero
    19. Celebrim
    20. Septicpiggy
    21. Matev
    22. Blahmcblah
    23. Gizzy
    24. Xenogears of Bore
    25. Grunt's Ghosts
    26. Phyphor
    27. Turkson, Captain of the RSS Dawn Raider
    28. Egos, Captain of the HMNZS Lightspeed Holiday
    29. SLyM
    30. Langly

    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4

    Clarifications:

    No kamikaze shenanigans.
    Farangu wrote: »
    How many Farangus would you say this game is?

    Cannot tabulate - insufficient data.
    Farangu wrote: »
    Do bad things happen if we let some invaders get to earth?

    No. The Earth is on the map for window dressing. It is neither an objective to protect, nor a location to move to.
    Farangu wrote: »
    Which happens first in the order of operations, moving or shooting? Do NPC ships move at the same time as PC ships?

    Order of operations:

    Misc - Defensive - Zeppelin/fighter attack - player attack - moving

    Farangu on
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Sign up!!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    OK

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    This movie was so damn cray.

    Sign up, just don't give me any albiniser!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Are you kidding me?
    Sign the eff up!

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    SPAAAAAACE

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    yes please

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    SPAAAAAACE

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I saw this movie and found it entertaining.

    Destroy the Nazis!

  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    I'm down like a clown charlie brown

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    boop

    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    This game reminded me of this manga.

    Never actually read it but I remember learning of it long ago when people were laughing at how ridiculous one arc was where the MC had a mahjong match against Hitler on a moon base.

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    A brief reminder, since the lead was buried a bit:
    Farangu wrote: »
    when you sign up, you should also PM me what you want your ship to be named. Don’t include the fleet prefixes; just a name will suffice.

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    These Nazis are not riding dinosaurs and so must be destroyed.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Yes hello

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I must redeem myself after Sandman Phalla.

    I promise not vig the Masons again.

    Who am I kidding, I'm vigging the Seer.

    Iron Weasel
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Just as long as you don't vig the hot moon-Nazi teacher lady.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Hey man, don't sweat. In ebum's Monkey Island phalla, I vig'd Guybrush on Day 1.

    The kicker: I was Elaine!

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    If you didn't play in the game, you have to understand, I tried to vig a mason for 2 days in a row because I didn't trust their reveal.

    It was not a bright shining moment on my part.

    vertroue
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    I feel less bad about my own past errors in judgment. Not in the sense that they're less bad, but in the sense that now I feel less alone about my prior phailures.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I feel less bad about my own past errors in judgment. Not in the sense that they're less bad, but in the sense that now I feel less alone about my prior phailures.

    :^: :^: :^:

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Signup!

    PSN SeGaTai
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    Half way done with signups! Yaaay!

    Keep it coming, and send in a ship name if you haven't by now. If you haven't submitted one by the time the game starts, I shall provide you with one.

    It stands a large chance of being...ill-suited to you.

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    ok. I'm down.

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Some days you just can't get rid of a Frost.

    OminousLozengeIron Weasel
  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    OP wrote:
    This game is also an HP based game, that takes place over a multiple zone map.

    @Gizzy

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Sure

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    ok. I'm down.
    Gonna shoot you down, son.

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Is the name of our ship something that we should guard as a secret?

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    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Challenge accepted

    Mikey CTS on
    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
    Iron Weasel
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Is the name of our ship something that we should guard as a secret?

    It does not have to be secret. But as with many other things in life, use common sense.

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I think your ship name is going to be akin to your role name.

    So yeah, probably keep that under wraps until/unless you have good reason to share.

    OminousLozenge
  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    [color=darkorange][b]Can I immediately crash my ship into another player's ship? Like, say, Iron Weasel's ship.[/b][/color]

    <3

    Mikey CTS on
    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
    Iron Weasel
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    @Mikey CTS Call your ship the "Wait For It..."

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
    Mikey CTSkime
  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    !Sign up

  • SepticPiggySepticPiggy Registered User regular
    !Signed up for duty

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    !Signed up for duty

    SepticPiggy

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

    kimeSir FabulousKaplar
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Sorry, what I really meant to say was

    FRESH MEAT Welcome!

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    !Signed up for duty


    Welcome!

    Rule #1: always trust kime

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