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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Yilias has been kidnapped by MNC Dover and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I am unique like NO OTTER;
    I may RIGHT the wrongs, but I’m no fighter;
    I’m the face of Canadian coins, but I’ve never been;
    No can someone tell me if Smash Bros. is a sin?;
    Which forumer am I?

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    Munkus Beaver?

  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    Has Geth gone insane?

    I have a podcast about Digimon called the Digital Moncast, on Audio Entropy.
  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Does that mean I can't post?

    Apparently it means I get to wear the mask from Princess Bride.

    Yilias on
    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    seven tvts tonight

    all of them awful in various ways

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    also my scvs are suddenly warhounds. april fools I guess?

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    Go go worker rush!

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Variable has been kidnapped by Yilias and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I am unique like NO OTTER;
    I may RIGHT the wrongs, but I’m no fighter;
    I’m the face of Canadian coins, but I’ve never been;
    No can someone tell me if Smash Bros. is a sin?;
    Which forumer am I?

  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    I feel like I've seen that riddle somewhere before.

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    nice work by yilias to kidnap someone while he is himself imprisoned.

  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    Apparently no one saved me in time so I became one of Geth's henchmen.

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
    VariableLorahaloDhalphirMMMig
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    i'm going to go sit in the corner and rock gently back and forth until tomorrow

    MMMig
  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    i'm going to go sit in the corner and rock gently back and forth until tomorrow

    You could come help me spam the LoL thread by kidnapping Rorus Raz over and over.

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
    kedinikDhalphirLorahaloMMMig
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    It has been a thoroughly confusing last 5 minutes on this forum.

    Leaving that aside, Blizzard has wrought a masterpiece:
    • The Warhound has been added for Terran because robots are cool and the art is amazing
    • The Warhound has been added for Zerg to remain competitive with Terran.
    • The Warhound has been added for Protoss to keep Protoss players from whining about them on the forums.

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
    MMMigkime
  • skyknytskyknyt Registered User, ClubPA regular
    All workers are now Warhounds in game.

    Tycho wrote:
    [skyknyt's writing] is like come kind of code that, when comprehended, unfolds into madness in the mind of the reader.
    PSN: skyknyt, Steam: skyknyt, Blizz: skyknyt#1160
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I think I'm getting rope burns.

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    There are already posts on the Bnet forums complaining about how the Warhound Workers make it "hard to scout against Random"


    pthbbbbttttt

    d4753b065e9d63cc25203f06160a1cd1.png
    MMMig
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Rorus Raz has been rescued by Terrier.

  • TerrierTerrier Registered User regular
    welp, my work here is done

    off on that old dusty trail I go

  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    If you quote a kidnapped person you can see their unscrambled post in the text box btw.

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I have no idea who Geth's talking about in almost any of these riddles.

    And if I knew, any ways, would I just type out the answer in-thread?

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    I have no idea how this kidnapped shit works.

    I have a podcast about Digimon called the Digital Moncast, on Audio Entropy.
  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    zelot getting so much hate after making it through ro16 in ssl by rushing every game :P

    maybe his opponents shouldve played better!

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Lorahalo has been rescued by Bendery It Like Beckham.

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I think the guy who rescued you saw and clicked a "Rescue" button, judging by his post history.

    I am more confused now than before.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    A "kidnapper" clicks on someone and they are kidnapped, when you make a post after being kidnapped you have a rescue button. So I clicked it and entered the forumer that the riddle described, who is a pretty well known SE++ poster.

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Maybe you know whoever my Geth riddle's talking about?

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    Bizarro Stormy?

    I have a podcast about Digimon called the Digital Moncast, on Audio Entropy.
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    kedinik has been rescued by Torgairon.

  • TorgaironTorgairon Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    i did a thing in the deep reaches of the morning

    what have i done

    Torgairon on
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Torgairon wrote: »
    i did a thing in the deep reaches of the morning

    what have i done

    My hero, <3

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    kedinik has been kidnapped by Yilias and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Two forks would be lovely!
    Now, polish my head, skank! <-make sure I got the quote right from tube <br/>Which forumer am I?

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Are these predominantly SE++ answers or something?

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    The only one I've known is Munkus, and only him because someone told me about him on Mumble.

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Torgairon has been kidnapped by Yilias and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    ICY'S my enemy, a fact that shall stay true
    So long as I coat his forums in BLUE
    Which forumer am I?

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Terrier has been kidnapped by kedinik and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My name is a NUMBER, no one knows how exact
    Hated by many, my banning had no tact
    When I was BAKED, they made me dead
    No apple here, it was in a THREAD
    Which forumer am I?

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Torgairon has been rescued by Xenogears of Bore.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Terrier has been rescued by Xenogears of Bore.

  • TorgaironTorgairon Registered User regular
    aw yee i'm sprung. seriously though I spent a good 20 minutes combing the forums on that second one for kedinik with no result. years of lurking weren't adequate preparation!

    ...so, how about that SC2? I want to find/prepare a typical ZvZ replay of mine to post, but I haven't played the matchup in six games. frankly I can only hope this streak continues, I might hit plat before I see another zerg.

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Is there a timer on kidnapping a new person?

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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