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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    What?

    OremLK on
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  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Is there a timer on kidnapping a new person?

    Can only kidnap every 10 minutes.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    OremLK has been kidnapped by Yilias and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I’m broken in shambles but still breathing
    FRESH as the day I was cooked up
    But time HARDENS me revealing
    Death comes lookin, I’ll fuck him up
    Which forumer am I?

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Torgairon wrote: »
    aw yee i'm sprung. seriously though I spent a good 20 minutes combing the forums on that second one for kedinik with no result. years of lurking weren't adequate preparation!

    It was Romanian my Escutcheon, I think, but I didn't want to give the game away.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Lorahalo has been kidnapped by kedinik and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My AVATAR is a consistent thing
    for years it has stayed true
    I am one that will always DANCE
    despite the fact I'm BLUE
    Which forumer am I?

  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    Kidnapped again dangit.

    I have a podcast about Digimon called the Digital Moncast, on Audio Entropy.
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Welcome to the fold, brothers.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • FrozenzenFrozenzen Registered User regular
    What the hell is going on.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Frozenzen has been kidnapped by kedinik and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    You know, I used to love celery
    Til he made a thread how you all want to get with me
    I wanted to ROCKET away and have some fun
    Travel to the LEGEND or PLANET, 3rd rock from the sun
    Which forumer am I?

  • FrozenzenFrozenzen Registered User regular
    That riddle tells me nothing. Although I suppose I can't rescue myself.

    My avatar says it all :(.

  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    This silly april fools game is basically making the forum completely unreadable.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    theSquid has been kidnapped by kedinik and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    DIRECTION is my moniker
    A easy form of ID
    GENDER is another barometer
    To know it's truly me
    Which forumer am I?

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  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    SorC has been kidnapped by kedinik and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I make my money through ONOMONOPEIA!
    I drink that shit up like fresh sangria
    Is that enough to FILL YA?
    Now quiet you’re interrupting my animes.
    Which forumer am I?

  • KambingKambing Registered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    There's no reason Bronzers should just be auto-demoted to never even having a chance at a tourney.

    That just really tells them fuck you the tourney's not for you.


    I mean, there should be a better approach.


    Every single CSL we've had before has always treated low-level players this way.
    So maybe we can change it up.


    So I say change the bracket wording some, because as soon as a low level player reads that, they won't even want to participate so you've already lost interest.

    We can divide up the tournament further (e.g., Bronze-Silver, Gold-Plat, Diamond-Masters). But I don't think we have enough people to justify the extra distinction. It also makes organization more annoying by having to admin three events at once instead of two.

    Ideally, we could move to a league format like what we had in the past. However, that's even more of an organizational headache, and I think the past has shown people aren't willing to commit the amount of time necessary to make the league happen. Weekend tournaments seem to garner enough interest to justify their existence.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Kambing has been kidnapped by Dhalphir and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

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    A easy form of ID
    GENDER is another barometer
    To know it's truly me
    Which forumer am I?

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    I agree with Kambing still.

    A Bronze player is never likely to win the tournament no matter how narrow we make the skill gap, and they know that. They aren't super sensitive souls who need to be coddled, and you're insulting them by saying they are. They join the tournament to test their skills against everyone else, to see how far they can get, and aspire to be one of the guys that beats them soon by practising hard.

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  • RofflorRofflor Adventurer Registered User regular
    "we noticed that Life was able to beat Flash a little too easily in the finals. Had Flash been able to build Warhounds, our favorite race (Terran) may have won the tournament."

    Oh blizzard. You are funny.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    I'd be willing to play in a tourney even as a bronze. Mainly just to be taking part in PA stuff. I don't mind losing at all.

    About the only thing that could be bad about letting terrible players in is that it gives essentially a pass round to whoever gets paired with them but that's not that big a deal unless we're super serious about who places where.

    kedinikDhalphir
  • HeartlashHeartlash Registered User regular
    I still say the best plan is just to see what the distribution is like after people have had a chance to sign up and structure the tourney from there.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Heartlash has been kidnapped by Dhalphir and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My favorite X-Man is GAMBIT
    My favorite Metroid game is chronologically the last.
    And half of me just wants to stab guys in prison!
    Which forumer am I?

  • HeartlashHeartlash Registered User regular
    Help me!

    My indie mobile gaming studio: Elder Aeons
    Our first game is now available for free on Google Play: Frontier: Isle of the Seven Gods
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Played a match just to check out the warhound workers and apparently my opponent lost his army in his nydus network. I didn't check the replay, but he asked me where his army was, so apparently a complete mystery.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Chubby Bunny has been kidnapped by Dhalphir and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Do I really have to STRIP for this job?
    XXX rated is one too many for me!
    A beemer is nice, but I’d really like a…
    Which forumer am I?

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Peewi has been kidnapped by Henroid and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My GAMES should bring me popularity
    So I feel there's been deceit
    I helped sell a ton of copies
    Yet all I'm known for is a RECEIPT
    Which forumer am I?

  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    Ok
    1. What the hell is going on? I accidentally signed up for the LoL thread just now.
    2. I just played my first LoL game 2 days ago feeling like a betrayer a king slayer if you will.
    3. This site is blocked at work now too, so I have to do this from a crappy phone.
    4. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

    If there ever was the eQuivalent of a dick slap on the face, surely this is it.

    As for the tournament, I'm not cuddling to bronzers. It just makes no sense at all with that much of a gap. Keep in mind the vast majority of the player base is below platinum.

    I say instead of having a bronze to diamond tourney, have a tourney game on custom or ffa maps, rather than serious 1v1. That is a lot more fun to watch and participate in.

    You can still have your bracket for masters and above for those diehards. That'd be a separate mini tournament.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    So you're not cuddling to bronze level players but they should totally have their own non serious tournament where nobodies feelings can get hurt?

    Wait.
    What.

    PA events will always have a massive skill gap by nature of the fact that a lot of varying skill levels exist on the forum. Excluding one just because 'well they aint gonna win shit' is dumb because there's more to competing than just winning shit.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    clever

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    The bronze to diamond bracket isnt a nonserious event for people to be coddled, its intended to be a bracket where they have a higher chance of having at least one or two relatively even matches rather than being stomped first round right out of the gate by me or Vari or whoever and barely getting to play at all.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    MMMig has been kidnapped by Frozenzen and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I made some nice POTPOURRI
    For us to discuss what’s IMPORTANT TO ME
    I ain’t talking bout Tolkien
    The CARDINAL rule: I must be toke’n!
    Which forumer am I?

  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    The bronze to diamond bracket isnt a nonserious event for people to be coddled, its intended to be a bracket where they have a higher chance of having at least one or two relatively even matches rather than being stomped first round right out of the gate by me or Vari or whoever and barely getting to play at all.

    That's fine, it's just not what he was suggesting which was for us to all play on custom games because 1v1 is too serious for lower level players.

    Besides, I'd whoop all your asses at Star Strikers :P

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Here's the full Blizzard situation report, which is definitely worth a read: http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/9369235/Situation_Report_--_April_1_2013-3_31_2013

    Also, I need to figure out still when Dhal and I are going to crush Tanner and.... His teammate. For the glory of the Starcrafts Kerrigan avatar!

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  • FrozenzenFrozenzen Registered User regular
    The short story accompanying this is kind of hilariously bad. I hope that's what they were aiming for at least.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    kime has been kidnapped by Frozenzen and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I make my money through ONOMONOPEIA!
    I drink that shit up like fresh sangria
    Is that enough to FILL YA?
    Now quiet you’re interrupting my animes.
    Which forumer am I?

  • Chubby BunnyChubby Bunny Regal Pocket Monster Boston, MARegistered User regular
    I have no idea what's going on right now. I'm not really a kidnapper, I'm being forced against my will!

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  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    Yilias wrote: »
    Wyvern wrote: »
    Yilias wrote: »
    Wyvern wrote: »
    Is something like 15 gas reactor Hellion a safe opener in TvT? I'm trying to figure out something Reaper-proof without having to build Reapers myself, as I've never liked them.

    It depends on how many reapers he builds. If he's just doing 1 to 3 with an FE then you'll be fine with a hellion expand. If he's dropping 2-3 barracks and pumping them you'll need a siege tank.

    If you want to be safe, I'd say 13 gas 1-1-1 is the best answer because of the versatility it gives you, but you admittedly also need to play with it a bit to learn how to use that versatility. If he goes for a rax expand you can do a fast hellion drop or go for banshees; if he opts for light harass you have access to vikings against banshees and drops; and if he's allining then you can grab a siege tank. TvT is a somewhat unique matchup in the sense that almost anything can work, and no one opener reigns supreme.
    What would that look like, roughly? I haven't done a late-expanding 1/1/1 in like two years, so I'm not exactly familiar with the rhythm anymore.

    Also I haven't seen a single Banshee from anyone except me yet, so I'm not really worried about defending against those yet. The only early-game thing I'm really worried about so far is multi-rax reaper. Anything else that kills me early in TvT (like fast drops or other kinds of non-Reaper pressure) I generally assume is the result of me doing something stupid rather than my build being incorrect.

    12 rax > 13 gas > fact at 100 gas > starport when fact finishes. If you want cloak, siege tanks, or hellbats you grab a second gas after the factory.

    And from there you just build whatever you need to do what you want.
    Want a hellion/mine drop? Make a reactor on the rax while making the first two hellions, then swap over for the other two, and make a medivac.
    Want a banshee? Make a tlab on the fact and swap it over to the port when it's finished.
    Want to be greedier against an FE? Cut marines after the first 2 and you can expand about a minute earlier.
    Is he going 1-1-1 too? Vikings and mines are pretty good.

    Oh, and watch that 27 food supply block, I never see it coming.
    Assuming the stated goal is still to rush a siege tank to shut down reapers, can you afford to build a tech lab on the barracks without dying due to a low marine count? Especially if I do something like build a Reactor on it after the switch, which seems like it would be necessary for a decent transition. Can you even afford to do anything with the starport after that? With a 15 gas I sometimes have to delay the first medivac, and that's only spending 50 gas on widow mines (in other matchups, that is).

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    I'm just going to go to sleep until this is all over.

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  • evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    sc2 talk in the lol thread? what?

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    MMMig
  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    The custom / FFA tourney / event isn't for just bronzers. It's for anyone who wants to play. It's more an event focused on fun that anyone can participate in, rather than just a serious mode tourney.

    That's a much better way to reach out to the community rather than a "play in this serious tourney and maaaaybe you won't get stomped the first round."

    Bronze to diamond just doesn't sound very appealing to play in or much less watch on stream.

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    evilthecat wrote: »
    sc2 talk in the lol thread? what?

    we're more on topic than usual, really

    MMMig
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